It’s official. After years of breathless anticipation, John Voight has finally revealed his official assessment of President Donald John Trump. And, guess what? Turns out Trump is the best president since Abraham Lincoln!
Voight, who starred in a good movie 5o years ago, has expressed his admiration for the tiny-handed, revoltingly-fat, extremely stable genius a few times in the past. For example, in a March 2016 Breitbart interview, he said
Right on. I, too, believe it’s Trump’s level of honesty that is his most important and distinguishing characteristic.
Voight now says, “Trump has made his every move correct”, and “This job is not easy, for he’s battling the left and their absurd words of destruction. Our nation has been built on the solid ground from our forefathers, and there is a moral code of duty that has been passed on from President Lincoln.”
Trump, never one to let flattery influence his thinking on who the most qualified and deserving candidates for various positions might be, announced the appointment of Voight as a trustee of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts, serving through 2024.
Of all the various attributes that Trump has in common with Lincoln, I think it’s actually his debating style that most clearly mirrors what Honest Abe was really all about.
Get Off My Lawn 