#punchanazi

Richard Spencer got sucker-punched at the inauguration.

The internet is having a hard time deciding if this is a good thing or a bad thing. Someone suggested it would clarify things if, instead of thinking of it as a “sucker punch”, thinking of it as an “alt-rebuttal” might help.

I don’t know why it’s true but I do know it’s true: if we had a similar discussion of #punchhezbollah, none of the same logic would apply. Mystifying, really.

In “No Country For Old Men”, Anton Chigurh (Javier Bardem) says, “If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?”

 

Dignity, always dignity

This Business Insider article says that Trump is setting the bar too high for himself. They say that by promising too much in the way of Making America Great, he sets himself up for failure if he doesn’t deliver. In his inauguration speech, he says, for example, “This American carnage stops right here and stops right now”, and Business Insider asks, what if it doesn’t?

They miss an obvious point about the man-baby, and one they’ve actually made themselves. In this article they describe how Trump lives on the 68th floor of a 58-floor building. See, he thought it would have more value if it was ten floors taller, so he just added them in the brochures. It was a lot cheaper and faster to do it that way than to actually build the ten missing floors. Or to simply state the obvious that you’ve gone and built a 58-floor building.

The point is, that if the carnage doesn’t end, whatever that means, the man-baby will simply assert that it has. This is how he will Make America Great.

It’s getting harder to remember who Trump is amidst all the promises of who he will be, what he’s actually done in his life versus what he says he will now do, the reality of his lies and amorality  when the fantasy of strength and courage has been projected on him so relentlessly. And he is, after all, now the 45th President of the United States. I’d like to forget it all, too.

I’ll just light one candle in the immense darkness here for old times’ sake.

Dignity: Donald Trump bodyslams, beats and shaves Vince McMahon at Wrestlemania XXIII.

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Morality: Donald Trump was forced to sell the Miss Universe Organization – which also includes sister scholarship programs Miss USA and Miss Teen USA – in 2015 after his incendiary comments about Mexicans drove away broadcasters NBC and Univision. Trump owned the pageant for nearly two decades, during which time he would have had the opportunity to come into contact with nearly 4,000 beauty queens.

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Service: Trump’s Atlantic City bankruptcies explained.

Leadership: Trump University delivers. Not.

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Honesty: Trump has been involved in some 4000 lawsuits in his 30-year career, at least 75 of which are still open as his term in office begins. Nothing like this has ever happened before.

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Transparency: the Make America Great mugs are made in China.

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Confidence: Trump poses as his own P.R. guy. You can’t make this stuff up.

I could go on about the Trump Shuttle,  Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka, and more, but I’m running out of pixels.  Here’s the complete list of all Trump’s business failures, for the curious.

Can we see your Tax Returns? Nope.

Will you be divesting potential conflicts of interest? Don’t have to.

Can we at least see a real medical report, because, uh, maybe you’re clinically insane? Let me think. No.

But at least the long national nightmare of peace and prosperity that was the Obama administration has come to an end. America will be made great again.

America First. Again.

I like being an American. I wouldn’t want to live anywhere else. To my antecedents, America was a lifeboat. They clung to it and embraced it and tried hard to forget the dismal sea they had been drowning in before there was America for them.

No one is more dismayed by the steady rise of anti-Americanism around the world than I am. I like to think we still represent the city on a hill that J.F.K. referred to in a 1961 speech:

“We must always consider that we shall be as a city upon a hill—the eyes of all people are upon us. Today the eyes of all people are truly upon us—and our governments, in every branch, at every level, national, state and local, must be as a city upon a hill—constructed and inhabited by men aware of their great trust and their great responsibilities

When people around the world need help, it’s American intervention they hope for. Of course, they tire of it almost immediately when it is offered. You often hear the “criticism” that America doesn’t act out of altruism or magnanimity, but only out of self-interest. Duh. Yes, of course. We’re not going to act against our own interests, and neither is anyone else. It’s quite absurd to expect that.

And I totally get that we have often made things worse. We propped up every right-wing dictator we could find in the name of anti-communism after WWII, and there are plenty of people and governments who won’t forgive us for that. All this tends to strengthen our natural desire for isolationism and protectionism at home, as people of good will grow weary of having their efforts to benefit others turn sour and cause resentment. Let’s focus on fixing problems at home, they say, and they have a point. I feel that way myself.

Trump’s inauguration speech was notable for its combativeness, and absence of the traditional themes of reconciliation and working together to make things better. It did, though, revive an old slogan, “America First”. The man-baby may or may not know the provenance of this slogan as he knows so little, but I’m quite sure some of the people around him, Steve Bannon for example, know exactly where it comes from and who it’s directed at.

For those who have forgotten, or perhaps never knew, “America First” is the slogan of anti-semites. In 1941, the America First movement, led by the estimable hero and noted crackpot, Charles Lindbergh, campaigned tirelessly to keep America out of World War II. They were sympathetic to the cause of the Nazis, thought England should be left to its own inevitable defeat, and accused “the Jews” of both trying to take over Germany and agitating for America to enter the war against its own best interests.

In a Des Moines speech, Lindy says,

It is not difficult to understand why Jewish people desire the overthrow of Nazi Germany. The persecution they suffered in Germany would be sufficient to make bitter enemies of any race.

No person with a sense of the dignity of mankind can condone the persecution of the Jewish race in Germany. But no person of honesty and vision can look on their pro-war policy here today without seeing the dangers involved in such a policy both for us and for them. Instead of agitating for war, the Jewish groups in this country should be opposing it in every possible way for they will be among the first to feel its consequences.

Tolerance is a virtue that depends upon peace and strength. History shows that it cannot survive war and devastations. A few far-sighted Jewish people realize this and stand opposed to intervention. But the majority still do not.

Their greatest danger to this country lies in their large ownership and influence in our motion pictures, our press, our radio and our government.

I’ll leave aside the “us and them” for today.

The trick of “not condoning” persecution while strongly advocating steps that will increase it is a favorite of Bannon, Breitbart, and the alt-right. That Trump is oblivious to it is upsetting and disheartening. To Bannon, “the Jews” are whiny brats. And while, according to him,  he is not an anti-semite and doesn’t condone it, he has created a petri dish for it to grow and mutate, and now has inserted his thoughts and language into the brain and mouth of our clueless new Chief Executive.

Are Jews in America more at risk today than, say, Muslims? Who knows what the Orange Dystopia will bring. Uncertainty and chaos is assured, but, beyond that, no one can say. We will reel from one slogan, idea, and policy to the next.

For now it’s America First. Again.

Alea iacta est

Today the Rubicon is crossed.

The kakistocracy is installed and empowered, the nuclear codes handed over.

From here, there will be no “access” to leadership and no “news”.

From here, there will be only pre-approved interpretations of events, statistics, economic indicators, battlefield successes or failures, climate change, science.

There will be propaganda on the one hand, and “spies”, “liars”, and “fakes” on the other. There will be nothing in between.

Polls will be discredited when unfavorable, and embraced when supportive.

The prestige of the academy will diminish and its credibility doubted.

Credit will be taken for the accomplishments of others, and blame will be assigned for the inevitable failures and disappointments.

The rot and dishonesty that has festered in the judiciary, legislature, and fourth estate will finally take its toll. The checks and balances mitigating tyranny will no longer maintain.

Those who smile and nod will be praised and rewarded. Those who doubt and resist will be vilified and destroyed.

Clean air and water will be become more precious and rare, at some point available only to those who can afford them.

Routine medical care will no longer be routine. Life expectancy will lag behind other societies and possibly even decrease.

Public property will come under increasing control of private interests.

Those responsible for the welfare of all will prosper, and those who rely on their protection will struggle.

The transfer of wealth from the many to the few will accelerate.

Friends and neighbors will be distrusted and accused.

Historic allies will be abandoned as historic antagonists attempt to direct us.

Above all, the ship of state will not be steered with a steady hand. Chaos and uncertainty will increase.

“The best lack all conviction. The worst are filled with passionate intensity”.  Yeats.

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Bread and Circuses

One of the big reasons Republicans hate Obamacare (or any program designed to benefit others) is that Democrats typically want to fund it with higher taxes on the richest among us. The wealthy ask, “Why should the government take our money so that someone else can avoid paying their fair share?”

The argument seems to make some sense at first, until you realize that no one benefits from government handouts and subsidies more than rich people. There are a million examples, big and small, in the tax code alone, from reduced capital gains taxes to capped Social Security deductions to generous estate tax treatments. But there are reasonable discussions to be had around these issues that don’t always center on the greediness of the upper crust.

There are plenty of other examples outside the tax code as well. Defense contractors, private prison operators, for-profit “education” operations whose customers get government loans, oil companies who lease public lands for exploration or other operations, and many many others are producing healthy balance sheets for private citizens with the taxpayers’ money providing the income. Again, the picture is somewhat clouded by arguments that these businesses provide something necessary to the taxpayer, and they do it better than the government itself could, so quit with all the whining already.

And, of course, our beloved man-baby has been one of the best of all time. Bankruptcies, bond issues that were worthless, tax breaks, and more have all taken advantage of the taxpayer to line one individual’s pockets.  He’s quoted in this New York Times article about it all as saying,   “Atlantic City was a very good cash cow for me for a long time.”

Of course, there were other suckers hurt by Trump’s “business” in Atlantic City beside the taxpayers: the banks who loaned him money, the morons who invested in TRMP stock, the contractors and their subs who did work for Trump and never got paid, etc. It was more than simply a direct transfer of public money to the man-baby.

If you’re looking for a truly egregious example of ultra-rich people directly lining their pockets with the taxpayers’s  money, with no accountability and no real benefit returning to the people, pro sports has you covered. And the N.F.L. is the worst of the worst.

In 2005, city planner Judith Grant Long  published years of research on the topic. The abstract says,

Governments pay far more to participate in the development of major league sports facilities than is commonly understood due to the routine omission of public subsidies for land and infrastructure, and the ongoing costs of operations, capital improvements, municipal services, and foregone property taxes. Adjusting for these omissions increases the average public subsidy by $50 million per facility to a total of $177 million, representing a 40% increase over the industry-reported average of $126 million, based on all 99 facilities in use for the “big four” major leagues during 2001. For all 99 facilities, these uncounted public costs total $5 billion.

But that research is now almost 20 years old, and things are a lot worse now. Richard, a good friend of the blog, alerted us to this eye-opening article in the Atlantic, How the NFL Fleeces Taxpayers. It talks about stadium-building and other subsidies to a 30-member group of billionaire owners, and it’s worth your time to give it a read.  Here are some pull quotes to pique your interest:

Twelve teams have turned a profit on stadium subsidies alone—receiving more money than they needed to build their facilities.

Taxpayers fund the stadiums, antitrust law doesn’t apply to broadcast deals, the league enjoys nonprofit status, and Commissioner Roger Goodell makes $30 million a year. It’s time to stop the public giveaways to America’s richest sports league—and to the feudal lords who own its teams. 

Roger Goodell has become the sort of person his father once opposed—an insider who profits from his position while average people pay.

In Virginia, Republican Governor Bob McDonnell, who styles himself as a budget-slashing conservative crusader, took $4 million from taxpayers’ pockets and handed the money to the Washington Redskins, for the team to upgrade a workout facility. Hoping to avoid scrutiny, McDonnell approved the gift while the state legislature was out of session. The Redskins’ owner, Dan Snyder, has a net worth estimated by Forbes at $1 billion. But even billionaires like to receive expensive gifts.

Taxpayers in Hamilton County, Ohio, which includes Cincinnati, were hit with a bill for $26 million in debt service for the stadiums where the NFL’s Bengals and Major League Baseball’s Reds play, plus another $7 million to cover the direct operating costs for the Bengals’ field. Pro-sports subsidies exceeded the $23.6 million that the county cut from health-and-human-services spending in the current two-year budget (and represent a sizable chunk of the $119 million cut from Hamilton County schools). Press materials distributed by the Bengals declare that the team gives back about $1 million annually to Ohio community groups. Sound generous? That’s about 4 percent of the public subsidy the Bengals receive annually from Ohio taxpayers.

It goes on and on. Hospitals close and stadiums open. School districts suffer and football prospers. Those things and lots more will make you hate the N.F.L.

Wikipedia defines “Bread and Circuses” this way:

“…a superficial means of appeasement. In the case of politics, the phrase is used to describe the generation of public approval, not through exemplary or excellent public service or public policy, but through diversion; distraction; or the mere satisfaction of the immediate, shallow requirements of a populace.”

This weekend, two circuses are on offer. Friday, the man-baby will be inaugurated as the 45th president of the U.S., and Sunday the two teams who will play in Super Bowl LI two weeks later will be decided.

I was planning on ignoring the inauguration as much as possible, and enjoying the football as much as possible. It’s getting a little harder to keep them separate in my mind.

Manning, Obama, Assange, Trump

So President Obama commuted Chelsea Manning’s 35-year sentence for leaking a huge trove of classified information to Wikileaks in 2010. She will get out of jail this May, rather than in 2045.

Of course Republicans criticized the move, despite the fact that the Obama administration has been much tougher in prosecuting cases of leaking information than any other. They have brought ten such actions, more than all previous presidencies combined. John McCain noted that the leaks were espionage that put our country in jeopardy.

Obama displayed his usual thoughtfulness and courage in making this move, citing the facts that Manning’s sentence was vastly longer than the 1-3 year sentences that other such cases yielded, that she has already served seven years, that the information leaked was not, in fact, the most highly classified, and so on.

He also cited the problems Manning’s gender dysphoria created for the prison system and her two suicide attempts in prison. These issues are neither here nor there as far as I’m concerned. Chelsea should have thought of them when she was Bradley. But the commutation does, at least for the moment, spare us the debate over whether the rest of us should be required to pay for the poor dear’s gender re-assignment surgery.

I have no problem releasing Manning at this point for two reasons. The first is that, unlike that Hero of the Left, Edward Snowden, Manning acknowledged her wrong-doing, expressed remorse, submitted to the military justice system, and has served a lengthy sentence for the crimes. Spy.

Snowden, on the other hand, is noted for fleeing into the comforting arms of the enemy which benefited most from his crimes, while refusing to acknowledge any wrongdoing at all. Hero.

The second reason I’m interested in this commutation is that Julian Assange, the WikiLeaks operator to whom Manning leaked the documents and who has been holed up in the Ecuadorian embassy in London for five years now, has always said he will face extradition to the U.S. on espionage charges if Manning were to be released. Well, Julie, the ball’s in your court.

At first I thought, “Yeah, right. Assange will submit to extradition around the same time we see Trump’s tax returns, i.e. never.” Then I realized my mistake. This is actually going to work out very well for Assange. Being extradited to an Obama-led Department of Justice would have been a very different thing than facing the “wrath” of the Trump administration.

As we have recently learned, Trump takes Assange’s version of the Russian interference in the election as the truth, while complaining about and criticizing the work and the abundant documentation to the contrary produced by our own intelligence organizations. Trump chooses to believe those who flatter him, those who benefit him, and those who play him like a fucking fiddle.

And then there’s the fact that no extradition or other charges have actually been filed against Assange by the U.S. Only Sweden has filed for his extradition to try him for rapes committed there.

It will be interesting to see what Assange does here. I’m predicting that whatever it is will be preceded by a highly sympathetic media blitz on FoxNews.

It will be even more interesting to see whether Trump can demonstrate anything like the impartiality and wisdom of Obama in dealing with him. I suspect, dear readers, that you already know what I think about this.

Also sprach the man-baby

“I can be more presidential than anybody. Other than the great Abe Lincoln – he was very presidential.”


Trump spoke these words in March, after winning the Michigan Republican Primary. He was responding to questions about his behavior during the campaign: his coarseness, his preference for personal attacks, his name-calling and so on.  He and his surrogates repeated the sentiment often during the campaign, even as the field thinned out. Trump never showed the slightest inclination to change the tone of the meanest campaign ever run.

When he finally won the  nomination, we were told things would certainly be different from that point on. He would compete against Hillary Clinton on the issues. All the personal attacks, crazy accusations, threats, and venom would recede. He would “pivot”, meaning he would transform into a more suitable version of a likely nominee and turn  his attention away from his hard-core base of loyalists in order to win over the broader general electorate.

But it never happened. He was the same. Worse, even. Some expressions of dismay from various quarters, just to show I’m not making it up:

http://www.salon.com/2016/11/08/donald-trumps-campaign-and-the-media-are-still-wondering-when-hell-pivot-to-the-general-election/

https://heatst.com/politics/watch-republicans-keep-insisting-donald-trump-will-start-acting-more-presidential-but-he-wont/

http://www.weeklystandard.com/trumps-pivot-to-normality-isnt-coming/article/2003599

Well, he won the election without pivoting. I guess he felt he still needed to be the combative man-baby to win and maybe he was right.

Now, he’s president-elect, and this week he’ll be president. He doesn’t need to pick fights with people who don’t like him, particularly when you realize he’ll be inaugurated with the lowest approval rating of anyone since they started keeping track. That’s a lot of fight-picking.

https://qz.com/885286/presidential-inauguration-donald-trump-has-the-lowest-approval-ratings-of-any-president-elect-in-recent-history/

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This week he picked fights with several people, just to keep in fighting trim I suppose. Meryl Streep, John Lewis, NATO,  and Angela Merkel were among his targets.

The Lewis fight is particularly appalling. There is no upside for Trump in this, and there is certainly no upside for America. Trump rallied his 60 million against Lewis, who had said Trump wasn’t a legitimate president, given the Russian interference. They said things like, “He did something 50 years ago – so what!” Well what he did 50 years ago was literally put his life on the line for other people and a cause he believed in. What Trump did 50 years ago, conversely, was dodge the draft, acting, as always, for himself and risking nothing.

Or they said, “he’s a poor congressman – his district is in terrible shape”. Lewis represents most of Atlanta, which in Lewis’ thirty years of representation, has done very well. But that’s not the point. Whether you want to argue with Lewis’ talents or record as a congressman or not, you can’t argue that, in the same thirty year period, Trump represented anyone but himself.  In fact, he has never held any public office or even played any private role representing the cause of anyone else.

Our next president, who has made a career of selfishness, is criticizing someone who has made a career of selflessness.

Why does he do it still? There are two possible explanations, and you’re not going to like either of them.

The first is that when he tweets, he is not tweeting at you and me. He doesn’t care that we’ll be outraged. He doesn’t care what we think at all. He is tweeting to the 60 million that voted for him and they absolutely love the fights he picks. Of course, it makes no sense at this point, since they already have the president they want and that’s that. From here on, Trump will be the President of those who “up-vote” him. This is not good for the rest of America, and absolutely horrible for the rest of the world.

The second explanation is that all this fighting is not a choice he’s making.  He can’t help himself. He is who he is. There are not “two Trumps“.  This is not good for anyone, either. And the rest of the world knows it better than we do.

These last four links were all to my own musings on the subject. I’m repeating myself. I can’t help it. I blog to those who up-vote me. I am who I am. Also sprach Stewie Generis.

I agree with Trump

I agree with Hitler, too: German Shepherds are really fine dogs. The Führer and I are on the same page – it would be really cool to get a new German Shepherd puppy. Am I a bad person? (Don’t answer that.)

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Trump seems to me to be a profoundly ignorant person. A willfully ignorant person. It’s really quite shocking that someone who grew up with so many privileges and opportunities, and who has seen so much of the world in his adult life, could have taken in so little. A normal person would have to try really hard to achieve that, which is why I say he is “willfully” ignorant. Or maybe it’s related to some sort of ADD or other physical characteristic. He just can’t stay on one thing for more than a few seconds.

The net effect is, as I have pointed out many times, that Trump has no real principles. He doesn’t “believe” what he’s saying half the time because he doesn’t even know what he’s saying half the time. And then he’ll completely contradict himself, sometimes even in the same sentence, which only reinforces the notion that he doesn’t believe in anything. We’ve seen it often.

This is not to say that therefore nothing he says matters. As president, the things he says will matter very much.

This presents an interesting dilemma for the rest of us. Since, over the course of time, Trump will take every side of every issue (which is absolutely perfect for someone who wants to take credit for prescience), the law of averages suggests that sooner or later he’ll say something you actually agree with. Or, if you prefer, even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

If you do agree with something that flies by on Trump’s twitter feed, it doesn’t mean you support him or think he may be an OK president. Or that he isn’t a vulgar man-baby. And it doesn’t mean you have to stop thinking the thing that Trump has now blurted out, either.

Some of the things you might be thinking are things you would have never said in the past, because you know your friends would think you were an asshole if you said them. Or just because the social contract that keeps us from screaming at each other all the time has forbidden you to say them. When Trump says them, it gives you permission to say them, too. Trump is voiding the social contract, which is why all the racists and nut-jobs on Breitbart think it’s Morning In America.

I’ll give you two quick examples of stupid things Trump said this week that I actually agree with. The first is we should cut funding of the U.N. (everyone there hates us), and the second is that we should cut aid to sub-Saharan African countries (the aid hardly ever reaches the intended recipient and usually accomplishes the opposite of what we hoped it would).

Am I a bad person? (Don’t answer that.)

 

 

Class trumps gender

One of the biggest mistakes made by the Clinton campaign was assuming that Hillary would have the support of most women. This would be their first real chance at breaking the biggest “glass ceiling” of all, and their first real chance to end the “testosterone poisoning” that has fueled our domestic and foreign policy since the county’s founding. Best of all, she would provide a great model to show all young girls that they can do anything and achieve anything.

But it didn’t work out that way. It was women that gave Trump the election. White working class women. It turned out class was much more important than gender: white working class women voted 62% to 34% for Trump. If it had been 50-50, Clinton would have won the election.

Part of the explanation is that what “working class” actually signifies has changed. It once suggested productivity and sturdiness. Now it’s a euphemism for downwardly mobile and poor. This New Yorker piece notes,

“A significant part of the W.W.C. has succumbed to the ills that used to be associated with the black urban “underclass”: intergenerational poverty, welfare, debt, bankruptcy, out-of-wedlock births, trash entertainment, addiction, jail, social distrust, political cynicism, bad health, unhappiness, early death.”

Here in the People’s Republic of Cambridge, most of us are subject to the mis-perception that the “women’s vote” consists mainly of like minded sisters: progressive, educated feminists who mostly subscribe to similar views on issues. We think, in general, women will be pro-choice, favor stricter gun control, favor an Equal Rights Amendment, equal pay for equal work (perhaps even “comparable worth”), and so on. We naturally think that women would vote for a like-minded woman given the chance, and Hillary would be the perfect choice. So smart, so qualified, so committed to their causes.

In Cambridge, 650 women at the Harvard Business School united in their dislike of Trump and signed a letter denouncing their fellow HBS alumnus, Steve Bannon, who had been appointed Chief Strategist for Trump. It said,

We are female graduates and current students of Harvard Business School. We represent a wide range of religions, ethnicities and professions. We are daughters, sisters and mothers; native-born Americans and immigrants; Republicans and Democrats.

Mr. Bannon has been described as one of the chief architects of the alt-right movement, a movement that preaches white nationalism, racism, misogyny and hatred. He has repeatedly put forth hateful rhetoric against women, including a radio interview in which he referred to progressive, educated women as “a bunch of dykes.”

But the “wide range”of the women inside H.B.S. is not as wide as they think. Outside Cambridge, in the real world, things are very different. This excellent article, also from the Harvard Business Review explains a lot about Trump’s appeal, the “culture gap”, and why class is more important than gender.

One little-known element of that gap is that the white working class (WWC) resents professionals but admires the rich. Class migrants (white-collar professionals born to blue-collar families) report that “professional people were generally suspect” and that managers are college kids “who don’t know shit about how to do anything but are full of ideas about how I have to do my job,” said Alfred Lubrano in Limbo. Barbara Ehrenreich recalled in 1990 that her blue-collar dad “could not say the word doctor without the virtual prefix quack. Lawyers were shysters…and professors were without exception phonies.” Annette Lareau found tremendous resentment against teachers, who were perceived as condescending and unhelpful.

Hillary Clinton epitomizes the dorky arrogance and smugness of the professional elite. The dorkiness: the pantsuits. The arrogance: the email server. The smugness: the basket of deplorables. Worse, her mere presence rubs it in that even women from her class can treat working-class men with disrespect. Look at how she condescends to Trump as unfit to hold the office of the presidency and dismisses his supporters as racist, sexist, homophobic, or xenophobic.

The lesson here may be that the interests of women and men are, in fact, not nearly as far apart as we thought. But the interests of the “elites” are completely different than the interests of the “working class”.

Check out this article from the New York Times just yesterday, explaining the rationale that various women had for preferring Trump. Prepare to be disheartened.

OK, I get it. I get why someone like Hillary is so unappealing to so many men and, yes, so many women. I really do. But it still must be asked, is there no better alternative than a dishonest, impulsive, narcissistic, belligerent con-artist?

Trump voters unfazed

If you’re wondering whether any of the 60 million people who voted for Trump are feeling any buyer’s remorse, well, forget it. They aren’t. Inauguration, or as we’ve come to regard it, Crossing The Rubicon, is still a few days off, but a clear picture of what we’ll be getting has already emerged.

There will be no tax returns or medical reports released. There will be no divesting of business interests. Mexico will not be paying for The Wall. We will not Lock Her Up. There will be only extremely rare “press conferences” where every question is treated as an accusation and disputed rather than answered. There will be a cabinet of billionaires who are installed despite clear conflicts of interest. There will be daily tweets disparaging any individual who dares criticize the man-baby, and the presidency itself will be thereby demeaned. Russia, historically an ideological enemy, will be our best ally and have more influence on policy than any other. Relatives will be installed in important positions despite anti-nepotism laws. Our president will be hated and ridiculed by virtually every other country on the planet. If a business owner or board-member supports Trump, the bully pulpit will be used to encourage us to patronize that business – clearly an unprecedented (unpresidented?) abuse of the power of the presidency. Any of the 25 million or so people that got health insurance for the first time during the Obama years will now be out of luck.

There’s lot’s more that can already go on this list, and lots more will surely be added down the road. But you get the point.

Despite all these things, however, Iowa voters are happy with their choice. Iowa gave Trump his largest margin of victory, 15%, of any battleground state and are happy with what they got. The New York Times went to Monticello, Iowa last week to talk to the sages at the Table of Knowledge week and reported what they heard there 

tableThe Table of Knowledge

Here is a sampling from that piece of what they said.

They  marveled at how he had forced his fellow Republicans in the House to reverse themselves on gutting the Office of Congressional Ethics. “He’s getting responses; things are happening. He got Congress to turn themselves around with one tweet.”

“There’s no secret the press doesn’t like him, and neither does a lot of the leadership,” he added. “And that’s because he’s planning on making a lot of changes.”

About allegations that Russians have embarrassing sex-tapes they could use to blackmail Trump, one said,  “The way it is nowadays, unless I see positive proof, it’s all a lie,”  He added he was more concerned that government officials might have leaked the material to the news media. “I don’t know if it was classified, but if it was, whoever leaked it needs to go to jail,” he said. “We need law and order back in this country.”

Asked about government programs to aid the poor, one said, “I think they should be drug-testing if they’re on welfare”, and “The welfare system needs to be reorganized – ‘Chicago people’ were moving to Iowa to receive higher benefits and bringing crime.”

One said, “I’m ashamed to say we caucused for Obama” in 2008. My view is he purposely got into the presidency so he could ruin America.”

Another called the Affordable Care Act a form of socialism. He said he had no problem with a candidate who had run as the voice of the working people but was stocking his cabinet with the ultrawealthy. He said, “I know these guys are really rich,” he said. “They may have pulled off a few plays that weren’t exactly on the up-and-up, but they all had to be pretty smart to be billionaires. If they replace their own concerns with the concerns of the country, they can make things really move forward. That’s what I’m excited about.”

Anyway, out of all this, there are two things that particularly strike me.

The first is the guy who said that for him, absent “positive proof”, it was all lies. By this he meant that only if FoxNews reported something would he believe it. The rest of the media was all lies. In other words, there is no “positive proof” that will ever change his mind.

The second is that we now have an answer to the question Trump asked everyone a year ago, “How stupid are the people of Iowa“.

 

Filibuster, Cloture, and Reconciliation

Ugh. Boring subject no one really cares about, I’m guessing. Feel free to merrily click away from here if you’d rather not read about how the Party of No is really the Party of No Shame. You probably don’t need any more convincing anyway.

In the U.S. Senate, a filibuster is a debate aimed at delaying a vote on legislation. The word comes from the Dutch word for pirate. The cloture rule, adopted in 1917, says that a two-thirds vote of the senate can end a filibuster. It was first used in 1919 to stop debate on the Treaty of Versailles. Even with the cloture rule, filibuster can still be effectively used, since a two-thirds vote is hard to come by.

In recent years, Republicans have gone crazy with filibusters to prevent a  Democratic president from doing anything at all, and particularly appointing judges.

Here are some charts I took from Mother Jones showing how the use of cloture votes has increased. The first shows the number of cloture votes by year, indicating who controlled the Senate and the White house using colors.

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The next chart shows the cloture votes when a single party controlled the Senate and White House. This chart shows that while both parties have used the filibuster in the past, its use in the Obama years has skyrocketed.

cloture2

The filibuster was primarily used to block judicial and executive-branch nominees Mother Jones notes:

Democrats had struck one deal after another with Republicans to try and rein in their abuse of the filibuster, but nothing worked. A few nominees would get through, and then another batch would promptly get filibustered. The chart below tells the tale. Under George Bush, Democrats mounted filibusters on 38 of his nominees. That’s about five per year. Under Obama, Republicans have filibustered an average of 16 nominees per year.

This chart tells that story:

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Mother Jones:

Republicans announced their intention to filibuster all of Obama’s nominees to the DC circuit court simply because they didn’t want a Democratic president to be able to fill any more vacancies. At that point, even moderate Democrats had finally had enough. For all practical purposes, Republicans had declared war on Obama’s very legitimacy as president, forbidding him from carrying out a core constitutional duty. Begging and pleading and cutting deals was no longer on the table.

To get around the use of a filibuster for legislation, the Senate can limit debate to 20 hours by using the “reconciliation” process , which limits debate, effectively taking the filibuster out of play. They simply can de-fund something when preparing a budget.  During the Obama administration, reconciliation was used to pass the A.C.A. because Democrats could expect no compromise from Republicans, no matter how moderate a nominee was or beneficial a law would be. Even if something or someone Republicans had previously championed  was proposed by a Democrat, the answer would be no. Democrats had a majority of 59 in the senate, which was historically plenty to pass legislation, but not a super-majority of 60, which would be enough to end any filibuster.

Republicans were, and have remained, apoplectic about the A.C.A. being passed in this way. In 2009, Mitch McConnell said that using reconciliation would “make it absolutely clear that they intend to carry out all of their plans on a purely partisan basis. Look … we expect to be a part of the process.” He also talked about how using reconciliation on health care would be a “disservice to the American people” because it would deny a “full and transparent debate.”

Well, folks, this week that very same Mitch McConnell, now Senate Majority Leader, has done the very thing he railed against just a short time ago, when the shoe was on the other foot. He used reconciliation to de-fund the A.C.A.

It goes without saying that they have offered nothing to take its place. For the last eight years, the Obama administration has been asking them for their ideas on this. They had none. They have none.

 For those of us who are hoping someone will have the courage and principle to say “no” to Trump about anything at all in the next four years, we need to look some place else. The Republican controlled Senate and House will not rise to this challenge. They have no shame. They are the Party of No Shame. And hypocrisy. And corruption.

Feel-good story, right?

New England Patriots’ Martellus Bennett seems like a good guy to me. The big Tight End is smiling and relaxed whenever I see him interviewed on TV, and, for me, it helps that he’s picked up some of the slack created by the season-ending injury to the best player in the NFL, Rob Gronkowski. For all you Patriots-haters out there (and I know who you are), we’ll just concentrate on his Good Works for now.

He wrote a children’s book, “Hey A.J, it’s Saturday!” based on his own family with the title character being his daughter. It is the first of a planned “Hey A.J.” series.

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He described the book this way, “The stories are just adventures we have around the house that I recreated through stories. A.J. is this girl who ends up making a mess all the time, you know, but everything comes to life. She uses her imagination in several different scenarios, so it’s pretty cool.”

In June, he went to the Tobin school in Roxbury to read his book to the kids there, and they were thrilled.

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The school doesn’t have enough books and no budget for them. They tried an on-line fundraiser, but it hasn’t really gone anywhere. Out of desperation, the teacher of the class Bennett had read to tweeted him this week asking for help. She was hoping he’d re-tweet the plea and maybe raise some money that way. He asked her what they needed and she told him $2500. He reached into his own pocket and gave them $3000. Problem solved. What a guy!

Let’s take a step back, though. We have a public school here, where the teachers are very poorly paid and often used their own meager resources to buy supplies for the kids.  They tried raising money online. They reached out to friends and got lucky in this case. It’s so unusual, it made the news. What about all the other cases with no happy ending? Isn’t this something our Department of Education should be working on?

Not in the Trump era. Betsy DeVos will be our new Education Secretary if she gets confirmed, and you can bet she will. DeVos has a very complex financial picture that, in the now-forgotten era of pre-Trump ethics, would be subject to time-consuming scrutiny by the Office of Government Ethics for potential conflicts prior to confirmation hearings.

But the O.G.E. is being pressured to forget all that. They’ve written an unprecedented letter to the Senate committee they report to, saying the review is far from complete. They accused the GOP of rushing Trump cabinet confirmations.

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A tempest in a teapot, right? Not for the kids of the Tobin School. Betsy DeVos is a billionaire political operative who has used her family’s vast Amway fortune (a huge pyramid scheme, BTW) to influence education in Michigan. She doesn’t like public schools. She would like to privatize education through Charter Schools and religious education. She will undermine public education programs and further dilute a limited pool of federal education dollars by funding school choice voucher programs.

And, apart from her ideological inappropriateness,  DeVos has real conflict of interest issues. She owns shares of K12 Inc., a company whose core business is the management of public for-profit online charter schools.

Her operation feels a little bit like Trump University to me – profits first and the Hell with substance. The New York Times wrote a piece in 2011 about a school managed by the company:

By almost every educational measure, the Agora Cyber Charter School is failing.

Nearly 60 percent of its students are behind grade level in math. Nearly 50 percent trail in reading. A third do not graduate on time. And hundreds of children, from kindergartners to seniors, withdraw within months after they enroll.

By Wall Street standards, though, Agora is a remarkable success that has helped enrich K12 Inc., the publicly traded company that manages the school. And the entire enterprise is paid for by taxpayers.

Education Week also wrote about a K12 Inc school just a couple of months ago:

 “for five years in a row, the Hoosier Academies Virtual School had been failing.”

“It had been assigned an ‘F’ grade from the state of Indiana every year it had been open except its first, when it had garnered a ‘C.’”

 Despite more than a decade of state investigations, news media reports, and research that have documented startling failures and gross mismanagement in full-time online schools, the sector—dominated by two for-profit companies—continues to expand, spreading into new states and enrolling more students.

Betsy DeVos  is personally invested in this failure and was at the end of a funnel that took tax dollars dedicated to public schools and transferred them to Wall Street.

Martellus Bennett took money out of his own pocket to put it where Betsy DeVos would like to take it right back out to put it in hers.

Still feeling good?

Make Polio Great Again

For a minute there, it looked like Trump appointed RFK Jr., an anti-vaccination kook, to “chair a presidential panel to review vaccine safety and science”. At least, this is what RFK Jr.said after a meeting with Trump on the issue.

This really shouldn’t be a surprise, since Trump did meet with anti-vax activists in August, who reported that he was “extremely educated on our issues.”  Trump has repeatedly suggested in interviews, tweets and during debates that he sees some link between childhood vaccinations and autism, despite the lack of any scientific evidence supporting such a link.

For some reason, this reminds me of the 2006 conference that Iran had  in which “experts” from around the world spoke about the scientific evidence they had that the Holocaust never happened. The expert from the U.S. was David Duke. Nuf sed.

If you’re wondering if any Republicans will voice an “opinion” that maybe immunologists know what they’re doing, forget it. The best you’ll get is “I have an open mind about it – the jury is still out”. Just think back to the 2008 Republican primary debate where the candidates raised their hands to indicate a belief in creationism. It came up after Rick Perry, our next Energy Secretary, told a kid in NH that evolution was just a theory that was out there. Here’s a breakdown of how the candidates answered the evolution “question” at the time.

As long as we’re clearing up some old fake news and ideological science, I think maybe we should try to get to the bottom of the long-running controversy about the alleged “fact” that the earth is round.  Who knows what the truth really is about this?

Anyway, we may be safe for the moment. Trump appears to have walked back the notion that he is appointing RFK Jr. to anything right now.

rfk-tweet

But here is the interesting thing about all this: I can no longer remember even the last few outrages that have come at a rate of at least one a day for months. Something about nepotism, maybe? Russian hacking? Ethics? Conflicts of interest? Don’t know, don’t care. None of them matter any more. They never happened. Vaccines and autism – that’s what’s important now!

Badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ badges.

When J.F.K. nominated his brother for Attorney General in 1960, the question of nepotism immediately arose.  Kennedy shrugged off criticism, joking that he thought it would benefit his brother Bob to get some legal experience before going out to practice law.

R.F.K ultimately turned out to be an excellent and courageous Attorney General, leading the country’s civil rights and anti-corruption efforts. But that was beside the point for most people, Democrats and Republicans alike.

The Nation blasted the appointment as “the greatest example of nepotism this land has ever seen,” while Newsweek called it a “travesty of justice.” Irresponsible, said a New York Times editorial: “It is simply not good enough to name a bright young political manager, no matter how bright or how young or how personally loyal, to a major post in government.”

So in 1967,  5 U.S. Code § 3110, the  federal anti-nepotism law, was passed. It was referred to by most people as “the Bobby Kennedy law”, and it was sponsored by a Democrat, Rep. Neal Smith (D-Iowa).

The law says, “A public official may not appoint, employ, promote, advance, or advocate for appointment, employment, promotion, or advancement, in or to a civilian position in the agency in which he is serving or over which he exercises jurisdiction or control any individual who is a relative of the public official.”. The law defines exactly who is a relative and specifies son-in-law in this definition.

Today, Donald J. Trump appointed his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, as Senior White House Advisor, a clear violation of the law. But laws do not apply to Donald J. Trump. Congress will not only be complicit, but will facilitate his actions in defiance of the law. There is nobody that will say no to the man-baby. He will do what he wants.

Here’s how the Republicans will justify their actions in this case. The anti-nepotism law does say, “An individual appointed, employed, promoted, or advanced in violation of this section is not entitled to pay, and money may not be paid from the Treasury as pay to an individual so appointed, employed, promoted, or advanced.”  They will say that as long as Kushner forgoes pay, everything is cool.

But it’s not cool. They are ignoring the part that says “in violation of this section”.  It’s against the law for Kushner to take the job, and, if that part of law is violated, it is further against the law to be paid.

Doesn’t matter. It will be done Trump’s way. Resistance is futile. Kellyanne Conway, Mitch McConnell, and others will shortly be explaining on all media how the push-back (if anyone actually dares to push back) is just sour grapes from sore losers.

They don’t need no stinkin’ badges.

Man-baby can’t help himself

The other day, for no apparent reason, the man-baby started a fight with Arnold Schwarzenegger because the Celebrity Apprentice ratings were off. He bragged that he was a ratings machine  From the link:

The reaction was utterly predictable. Democrats — and even some Republicans — wondered why Trump was fixated on the ratings for “The Celebrity Apprentice” on the same day that he was set to receive a briefing from intelligence officials about the depth and breadth of Russia’s hacking into the 2016 election. It was the height of irresponsibility, they tweeted!

Meryl Streep gave a passionate anti-Trump speech at the Golden Globe awards last night. In general, I’m with those who think politics should be kept out of these venues. I don’t really care what Colin Kaepernick thinks about the issues of the day, for example. Or, to be honest, Meryl Streep, though I agree with every word she said on this occasion.

If they do have something interesting or important to communicate, let them write an Op-ed piece or whatever, but keep it off the field or the stage.

That being said, does Trump really need to respond to every single criticism that reaches his ears? And does his response always always always have to come in the form of an ad hominem attack?

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What happened to “time to come together and heal”?

After the election, I was trying to convince myself that maybe it was possible that things would still be OK. After all, since Trump has no principles and the goal was always just getting elected, not actually “Build a wall” or “Lock her up”, maybe he wouldn’t feel inclined to “act” once in office. Maybe he wouldn’t screw things up. Maybe he’d adopt the “First Do No Harm” model. That would be the best case.

The worst case is that some ISIS moron tweets “Trump has tiny little hands and that means something else is tiny, too. Nyah, nyah, what are you gonna do about it, nuke Riyadh?”

If he can’t help himself from going after Meryl Streep, what might his response to this be? And it’s pretty clear he can’t help himself.

 

The Light Dawns

I could not for the life of me figure out why the Republicans wanted so badly to do away with the Office of Government Ethics (O.G.E.) last week. They tried to do it without public comment, and literally in the middle of the night. Why?

Today I know. It’s because they want to make sure that Trump’s cabinet of billionaires is installed with no resistance at cursory hearings. Cabinet appointees have, in the past, been required to file a Form 278 with the O.G.E., a detailed and complicated form  that lists stock holdings, business interests, board seats and other arrangements benefiting them, spouses, minor children, business partners or potential employers. This is to make sure that no conflicts of interests arise.

The O.G.E. process is complicated for wealthy individuals with lots of investments and properties. Penny Pritzker, a Hyatt Hotels heir now serving as commerce secretary, filed a 278 form that was 184 pages long, and she agreed to sell stakes in more than 200 entities. This was the way things were done in the Obama administration, creating an exceptionally scandal-free eight years.

These House Republicans are shameless. They hated Julian Assange and Russia six months ago, now they love them and take their version of events as gospel while questioning our own intelligence agencies. Why? Because the man-baby says that’s the way it will be and the man-baby is a Republican, or so he says.

Someone said the way to solve the Obama-care repeal dilemma (i.e. removing something that works without replacing it with anything at all), would be to simply rename it Trump-care. You know how he loves to see his name on things. Let the man-baby “Republican” have the glory and we’ll keep the insurance!

They couldn’t stand the idea of even meeting with a perfectly well-qualified, moderate Supreme Court nominee, Merrick Garland, because a Democrat nominated him, but they’ll bend over backwards to ram unqualified, inappropriate people through when nominated by a Republican.

What next? Maybe they’ll propose a law that makes being a Democrat a crime. Or suggest life imprisonment for “insulting” the presidency (when held by a Republican, that is).

Anyway, if you want to read a little more about this whole thing of vetting cabinet nominees for conflicts, click on one of these articles:

 

You asked for it, you got it

Since the movie quiz we had the other day didn’t pose as much of a challenge as I thought it might, we’ll have to take it up a notch. No clues today – you’re all too smart to need them – but I will say that all today’s movies met with critical approval: the lowest score for any of them on Rotten Tomatoes was 85%, and the highest was 100%!

To get you warmed up, we’ll start with a couple of box-office boffos you might have seen at your local ten-plex , then a classic or two and some smaller but still well-known flicks to build your confidence, then on to the art-houses where you’ll start to doubt yourselves, and finally a deeper dive offshore and to some indies that will destroy your self-esteem and kill your desire for more movie-related posts.

Full credit for just the movie name. If you get 14 out of 20 right, we’ll nominate you for King /Queen/Other at Trump University’s Homecoming Dance.

Answers here.  Ready?  Go.

1)

god-will

2)

bear-jew

3)

no-country

4)gallipoli

5)koyan1koyan2

6)double-indemnity-grocery

7)
dolce-vita

8)

repulsion

9)

somethingwild-3

10)pope-of-greenwich-village

11)

the-fighter1

12)

murmer

13)

three-burials-melquiades-estrada

14)

thebandsvisit_2lg

15)

amoresperros

16)

y_tu_mama_tambien

17)

katyn2_1

18)

volve0119)

the-great-beauty

20)

policeadjective

You’re fired!

I used to think that our founding documents protected us from the rise of a demagogue, and that if a demagogue was able to rise, his demagoguery would be nipped in the bud. The separation of powers and the free press would assure that. The president is not an emperor, after all.

Well, forget all that. None of the institutions that we thought would protect us will. The judiciary will no longer be independent. Congress will happily relinquish its autonomy and its last few shreds of public confidence. The fourth estate has been completely de-fanged by the internet, the decline of “journalism”, the rise of disinformation, the blurring of entertainment and information, greediness and fecklessness.

There was a lot of outcry this week when Congress decided to officially do away with ethics oversight. Why in the world would they do this in the first place? What problem does it solve? Is it really a priority? Anyway, they reconsidered their rashness after a tweet from The Orange One, and reversed course the same day. No one wants to be on the wrong end of a twitter fight with the man-baby, after all.

The way (Republican) congressmen have functioned in recent years was to take their marching orders from the Kochs and Dark Money interests. If they didn’t, well, a “better” candidate would miraculously emerge in their district and they’d lose their job. The voters were already hypnotized into voting against their own interests by talk radio,  FoxNews, and the alt-right internet. Minimum wage? Social Security? Health Care? Unions? Clean air and water? Bah! Who needs them? We’d rather starve and choke if we can stick it to the Liberal Elite.

But something has changed. The new reality is that the voters are still hypnotized, but their allegiance is with a new Svengali. Whatever Trump tweets, goes. Julian Assange and Vladimir Putin are now more credible than our own intelligence agencies? Tweet it. Done! Let that coward John McCain whine about it all he wants.

If Trump wants to single out an individual, whether a gold-star mom, a beauty pageant winner, a news reporter, a congressman, an agency employee, a corporate CEO, or whoever else, that person is in deep trouble with the 60 million Trump supporters. A random tweet can easily mobilize the best of them to irrationality and the worst of them to violence.

And Trump is completely at ease fighting with Democrats and Republicans alike, with historical allies or enemies, with our own security agencies, with news outlets, print media, sports figures, federal judges, Supreme Court justices. Anyone and everyone. Let’s face it, he just likes to fight. Chaos is his best pal.

If you say something nice about him, you’ll be spared. Temporarily. Nothing he says today is guaranteed not to be reversed tomorrow. You’re better off keeping quiet.  Anyone who thinks things will change when he actually takes office is deluded. “You’re Fired” is not just a TV catch-phrase – it’s who he is and wants to be. Fear him. Fear for your job. He has the power to destroy you. (You know who else was like this? I’m not saying his name…)

He’s put in place a team of people to head agencies whose very existence they’ve questioned. Expect a lot of firing within those agencies . And then, expect the firing of the people put in place to do the firing.

Congress now needs to please the man-baby, lest he mobilize his grass-roots minions against them. And with all the nutty promises and rhetoric from the campaign now in play,  the lid is off. They’re itching to show they mean business. Repeal the ACA without a replacement? Yes, because the most important thing we can do is de-fund Planned Parenthood right this second. Put them out of work

Today the coming orgy of firing got a big shot in the arm. The House Republicans (yes, them again) revived a 130 year-old rule that allows them to reduce the pay of any individual government employee to $1. In other words, to fire them.

From the link:

Democrats and federal employee unions say the provision, which one called the “Armageddon Rule,” could prove alarming to the federal workforce because it comes in combination with President-elect Donald Trump’s criticism of the Washington bureaucracy, his call for a freeze on government hiring and his nomination of Cabinet secretaries who in some cases seem to be at odds with the mission of the agencies they would lead.

“This is part of a very chilling theme that federal workers are seeing right now,” said Maureen Gilman, legislative director for the National Treasury Employees Union, which represents 150,000 federal employees.

The man-baby is going to love this! You’re fired, you’re fired, and you’re fired, too. You’re all fired!

Just because I’m a librarian…

Talking about illuminated manuscripts led us to the story of the Spanish Forger which leads us to the fascinating Belle da Costa Greene.  A little background to begin…

The Beaux-Arts architect Charles Follen McKim finished the magnificent Boston Public Library in 1895.

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There are so many wonderful details and decorations inside, you really have to visit it to see.  Never mind the fabulous collections housed there.   Bates Hall is the main reading room and is recognized by architects as one of the most important rooms in the world.

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Around this time in New York, J.P. Morgan started collecting medieval manuscripts to go along with his books and art.  He kept his collection mostly in England, because of a 20% tax in the U.S. on imported art, but also had many things in storage at the Lenox Library on 5th Ave. at 70th St.in NYC. And he had many pieces at his home on Madison Ave. at 36th.

He wanted to consolidate the collections to properly house and display them, and in 1902 he asked McKim to build him a library adjacent to his home.  The result is regarded by many as McKim’s masterpiece.

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Now, he needed a librarian to organize, catalog and expand the collection, and in 1905 he hired the 21 year old Belle da Costa Greene, who had been introduced to him by his nephew, a Princeton student.  She had been working in the library at Princeton, and had gained some expertise with illuminated manuscripts.

Greene has been described as smart and outspoken as well as beautiful and sensual.  It’s often said she lived with “Bohemian freedom” – I’ll leave it for you to imagine what that’s actually a euphemism for.  She moved with ease in elite society, and was known for her exotic looks and designer wardrobe.  She said, “Just because I am a librarian doesn’t mean I have to dress like one.”

She was one of the first women to be elected a Fellow of the Medieval Academy of America.  She became Morgan’s most trusted confidante and cultivated a wide variety of art dealers, critics and museum curators. It’s easy to understand why, given her knowledge, style, personality, and the unlimited resources of J.P. Morgan.  She held the job for 43 years.

The story of the Spanish Forger began with “The Betrothal of St. Ursula,” a painting that had been ascribed, based on its style, to fifteenth-century Spain. In 1930, Belle da Costa Greene refused to support its purchase for New York’s Metropolitan Museum because she suspected it was a forgery.  She was the first to identify the Spanish Forger’s distinctive characteristics and gave him his name.

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The Betrothal of St. Ursula

Later, the St. Ursula panel  was tested using neutron activation analysis, and it was discovered that the green pigment in the painting was copper arsenite a.k.a. Paris Green, which was not available before 1814, confirming Greene’s suspicions.  Because French newsprint has been found behind some of his panels, it is suspected that he actually worked in Paris, but the name Greene gave him has stuck.  In 1988, the painting that gave the Spanish Forger his name was given to the Morgan Library and Museum.

Greene’s achievements are even more remarkable when you factor in the need to overcome the racism of the day – she was the daughter of African American parents, but concealed her background and invented Portuguese lineage to take its place.

An amazing woman.  If you want to know more about her, check out this biography.

You want me to hold the chicken?

OK, I surrender. Everyone likes thinking about movies more than about Trump or Israel or even biblioclasm.

Here’s a pop quiz. Random scenes, some iconic, some not, from random movies. Can you name the movie and the principal actors in the scene? No cheating with that Google thingy you kids are always playing with, either. They’re mostly pretty easy, especially for people who have been around a few years, so have fun.

Get 15 out of 20 right and you win a gold star from Stewie. Get them all and you receive a PhD from Trump University.

5-easy-pieces1: I want you to hold it between your knees.

blues2

2: Jake goes to church.

diner1

3: Pick up the beat, will ya?

taxi

4: Here’s an easy one for you.

5: If you don’t know this one, you shouldn’t be playing.

6: Hint: It’s a Lush Budgett Production.

stella

7: Another no-brainer, just to keep your batting average up.

gregory-and-sophia

8: The swans fly high in the Kingdom of Vespa

garr

9: I’m very proud of being a woman…

heart

10: Bet you don’t get this one.

bang

11. TEGWAR

strangelove

12. That’s a load of Commie bull.

fargo3

13. I’m cooperating here.

zorba.jpg

14. Another slam dunk

mother

15. You’re running a food museum here.

kalifornia3

16. Take it easy, Early

bicycle-thief

17. Hint: DeSica

thousand-clowns

18. Go to your alcove.

if

19. Boarding school fantasy

breathless

20. To become immortal, and then die.

Answers will be posted in the comments section for this post tomorrow, or later today if you beg really nicely.

Filling the swamp

Let the madness begin.

For months now, we’ve been hearing about Trump’s pledge to “drain the swamp”. If you’ve been paying attention to his pronouncements (really, though, why would you bother when none of them means anything?), you know this swamp-draining thing is about lobbyists. Trump’s Big Idea is that there’s too much outside influence in congress and that lobbyists had created a swamp of money and corruption.

Trump pledged to “make our government honest once again”, which is pretty funny since the eight years of Obama have been scandal-free, the cleanest administration we’ve ever had thanks to strong ethics guidelines and vetting from Obama himself. Anyway, Trump’s 10/17/2016 proposal for sweeping ethics reform had five points:

First: I am going to re-institute a 5-year ban on all executive branch officials lobbying the government for 5 years after they leave government service. I am going to ask Congress to pass this ban into law so that it cannot be lifted by executive order.

Second: I am going to ask Congress to institute its own 5-year ban on lobbying by former members of Congress and their staffs.

Third: I am going to expand the definition of lobbyist so we close all the loopholes that former government officials use by labeling themselves consultants and advisers when we all know they are lobbyists.

Fourth: I am going to issue a lifetime ban against senior executive branch officials lobbying on behalf of a foreign government.

Fifth: I am going to ask Congress to pass a campaign finance reform that prevents registered foreign lobbyists from raising money in American elections.

Not only will we end our government corruption, but we will end the economic stagnation.

There is huge shift in power about to begin Washington.  Both houses of Congress will be controlled by Republicans, and the incoming Republican president is a “businessman” with more potential conflicts of interest than anyone in history.  They want big changes to health care, infrastructure, and lots of other areas where private interests have historically exercised their lobbying clout to great effect.

But so far, Trump has shown little interest in backing up his words with any action. He’s stacked his transition team with lobbyists and insiders.  Corey Lewandowski, Trump’s first campaign manager, has opened a new lobbying firm just a block from the White House, along with another Trump adviser, Barry Bennett.

If there was any doubt left about the Republicans’ actual intentions about ethics and lobbying, it was removed  yesterday.  In a surprise vote with no public debate, House Republicans destroyed the Office of Congressional Ethics, which since 2008 has provided independent oversight over congress.  It was set up in response to bribery allegations against Representatives Duke Cunningham, Republican of California; William J. Jefferson, Democrat of Louisiana; and Bob Ney, Republican of Ohio. All were convicted and served jail time.

In response Nancy Pelosi said, “Republicans claim they want to ‘drain the swamp,’ but the night before the new Congress gets sworn in, the House G.O.P. has eliminated the only independent ethics oversight of their actions. Evidently, ethics are the first casualty of the new Republican Congress.”

Another way to say it is that the new administration is closely adhering to the bumper sticker slogan we suggested for them when discussing the absurdity of the Electoral College, “The Opposite Is True”.

Old movies I’ve seen a million times

There are certain movies that I will watch over and over again. I guess they’re all “old” now. If I’m flipping around the TV channels and one of them comes up, that’s it, I’m watching until the end.

A lot of them are on everyone’s must-see list: box office hits, epic blockbusters, Academy Award winners, and such. Movies like Mutiny on the Bounty (both the Gable and Brando versions), The Godfather (I and II), Singin’ in the Rain, Casablanca, Goodfellas, Lawrence of Arabia, A Streetcar Named Desire, The Magnificent Seven, The Great Escape, The Wizard of Oz, and many more qualify for me.

Generally the ones I’ll watch over and over are very well-written, or movies that have a performance that stands out so much that you want to see it again and again. Or movies that just make me laugh for whatever reason. Or movies with so many plot twists and characters you learn something new each time you watch.

Here are a few more that randomly come to mind that I never get tired of. They might not be the best ever made, and I’m not sure they’re even my “favorites”, but I will watch them again if I happen on them.

Post your own list in comments.

The Heiress (1949)

Based on the Henry James novel, “Washington Square”. Absolutely great writing. Every word of dialog is perfect and not a syllable wasted. Ralph Richardson is outstanding as Dr. Austin Sloper and Olivia de Havilland is perfect as his devoted, shy and unattractive daughter.  Her transformation to embittered, wised-up adult is a tour-de-force. Montgomery Clift as the fortune-hunter, Morris Townsend.

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The 1997 remake, “Washington Square”, with Albert Finney as the doctor and Jennifer Jason Leigh as the daughter, is also very worthwhile, and I’ll watch it whenever it’s on as well.

Get Shorty (1995)

Great cast and a very funny script based on the Elmore Leonard novel. Excellent music. It’s supposed to be John Travolta’s movie, and he’s very good,  but Dennis Farina as Ray Bones, and Rene Russo as Karen Flores, steal every scene they’re in.

Delroy Lindo,  James Gandolfini, and Gene Hackman are all great, too.

Film and Television

Breaker Morant (1980)

One of the best anti-war movies ever. Australian soldiers in the Boer War are put on trial for political reasons by their own leadership. Smart court-room dialog, based on real events.   Edward Woodward as the poetry-loving Breaker, and Bryan Brown as the women-loving Handcock are extremely sympathetic characters. British hypocrisy and snobbery are tested but win out in the end.

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Young Frankenstein (1974)

Not many movies feature a virtuoso turn by a brilliant comedienne, but this one has three. Madeline Kahn, Cloris Leachman, and Teri Garr are all fantastic. Gene Wilder and Peter Boyle are hilarious in Mel Brooks’ “Son of Frankenstein” send-up.

Mean Streets (1973)

Robert DeNiro’s Johnny-Boy is a psycho powder-keg, always getting his friend Charlie, Harvey Keitel, in hot water with his mobbed-up uncle. As with all Scorsese, the music is great and the language is, too. Who you callin’ a mook?

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Hombre (1967)

Another outstanding script  based on an Elmore Leonard novel. Sharp dialog throughout. Paul Newman, Richard Boone, Fredric March, Martin Balsam, and Diane Cilento are all good.

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Paths of Glory (1957)

Another excellent anti-war movie, also with great court-room dialog. Again, soldiers are being tried by their own leadership – this time it’s the French in WWI. Kirk Douglas is at the height of his powers in this early Kubrick gem.

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Play Misty for Me (1971)

Clint Eastwood as the FM disc jockey stalked by the insane Jessica Walter. What  I like about this movie is how perfectly it captures the time and place – Monterey/Carmel in the pre-hippie 1960’s. And Walter’s perfect crazy woman.

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Badlands (1973)

Sissy Spacek and Martin Sheen are both great as teenagers on a murder spree in Terrence Malick’s take on the Charles Starkweather serial killings. Great music and atmosphere.

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Biggest lies, biggest prize

Remember in 2011 when Trump sent his crack team of investigators to Hawaii to get the real truth about Obama’s birth?  Man, how he milked it – every night on TV, every day in the papers and on the net.

“I have people that have been studying it and they cannot believe what they’re finding,” Trump said on NBC at the time. Right. They can’t. And they didn’t find anything. And they didn’t exist.

“We’re looking into it very, very strongly. At a certain point in time I’ll be revealing some interesting things,” Trump blithely blathered on CNN’s American Morning.

Of course he never produced anything. He also never admitted there was nothing to produce. He also never gave up the fiction that he had knowledge on the subject that others didn’t.

Only in September 2016 did he grudgingly say that Obama was an American, something  everybody (except most Republicans) had already known for years. Speaking at the opening of his new Washington D.C. hotel, he tacked these words on at the end,  “President Barack Obama was born in the United States”  This was all he had by way of explanation after years of preposterous lying.

I really, really hate bringing Hitler into these Trump discussions, but when talking about The Big Lie, you have to. Hitler invented it in 1925, and you just can’t pretend otherwise. Dictating Mein Kampf he talked about the use of a lie so “colossal” that no one would believe that someone “could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously.” He explained it this way:

“…in the big lie there is always a certain force of credibility; because the broad masses of a nation are always more easily corrupted in the deeper strata of their emotional nature than consciously or voluntarily; and thus in the primitive simplicity of their minds they more readily fall victims to the big lie than the small lie, since they themselves often tell small lies in little matters but would be ashamed to resort to large-scale falsehoods. It would never come into their heads to fabricate colossal untruths, and they would not believe that others could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously. Even though the facts which prove this to be so may be brought clearly to their minds, they will still doubt and waver and will continue to think that there may be some other explanation. For the grossly impudent lie always leaves traces behind it, even after it has been nailed down, a fact which is known to all expert liars in this world and to all who conspire together in the art of lying.

Today, Trump is at it again. Using language almost identical to that of his Birther Period, Trump is saying that the 17 security agencies, including the FBI and the CIA, who have concluded that the Russians interfered with the election are wrong. On Saturday, he said he knew “things that other people don’t know” about the hacking, and that the information would be revealed “on Tuesday or Wednesday.”

Last week, he sent Kellyanne Conway out to say that the sanctions Obama had implemented against the Russians were actually directed at Trump. Basically the message here is that, for the incoming Trump administration, Democrats are the enemy of the U.S. and Russia is our ally in the fight against this enemy.

What I don’t understand is why say anything at all? The election is over. The hacking report is not going to change the result, and no one is claiming that it will. There is no longer any pressing need to discredit Obama or Democrats or anyone else.

Trump’s idiotic statements on the subject are more of the same combative nonsense that we heard throughout the campaign. It was effective then, but the job now is different: then the job was to get elected, and now it’s to bring the country together and lead all of us, including critics and including non-partisan independent agencies of the government that you’ll have to work with over the next four years, and who have no anti-Trump motive at this point.

Manbaby, you’ve already won the biggest prize. Stop already with the biggest lies.

Terrorism, violence, incitement

Yesterday, Teresa May, Prime Minister of the U.K. made a surprising speech in Brussels in which she condemned John Kerry’s harsh rebuke of the Israeli government. Kerry had said the Israelis were now being guided by right-wingers whose support of Israeli settlements in the West Bank was the greatest obstacle to achieving peace and the two-state solution for Israel/Palestine.

Kerry made this speech by way of explaining the U.S. abstention from the vote on U.N. resolution 2334, an absurdly one-sided resolution defining the settlements as “illegal” and basically blaming Israel for all the problems in the region, as the U.N. always does. The U.S. has always exercised its veto power on one-sided anti-Israel resolutions in the past, but, by abstaining here, it enabled passage of the resolution by a 14-0 vote.

Some observers think May’s speech was an indicator of a seismic shift in European politics that coincides with the onset of the Trump era. (I like “onset” there – like a sickness). The State Department responded to May’s statement saying,

“We are surprised by the U.K. Prime Minister’s office statement given that Secretary Kerry’s remarks — which covered the full range of threats to a two-state solution, including terrorism, violence, incitement and settlements — were in line with the U.K.’s own longstanding policy and its vote at the United Nations last week.”

And this is the subject of today’s polemic: “Terrorism, violence, incitement and settlements” are not in any way the “full range of threats” to a two-state solution. None of those can even claim the top spot.

Before I tell you what the biggest obstacle to a two-state solution is, let me just explain why settlements are not the problem. From 1948-1967, the “Palestinians” were living in the very Judenrein paradise they now say they need to establish before discussing peace. There were no Jews in Gaza or the West bank, and certainly no “settlements”. Virtually every day during that period, the Arabs were planning to attack the Jews or actually attacking them. Here is the shocking list of attacks before 1967. It all culminated in the combined armies of all Israel’s Arab neighbors launching the Six-Day war to obliterate Israel once and for all. I’m waiting for someone to explain what’s different now, other than the creation of that peace-loving organization, Hamas, in 1987.

The biggest threat to the two-state solution is that not a single Palestinian has ever once said they favor it, and not a single one thinks two states is a solution.  Even the most educated, cosmopolitan, and erudite Christian Palestinians, like Edward Said or Hanan Ashrawi, who themselves would certainly be purged from a Hamas-led Palestine, have either explicitly or implicitly opposed it.

The two-state solution is a figment of the western liberal imagination. No Palestinian thinks Israel is a legitimate state.

When Hamas “leadership” is asked if Israel has a right to exist, the answer is always a non-answer such as, “What difference does it make? Our reality is the Zionist Entity behaves as a de facto state”. In other words, “No.”

When Fatah or the P.L.O. is asked, they always deflect and twist the question, e.g. “When Israel recognizes a Palestinian state, we’ll discuss it”.

Just look at the P.L.O charter if you want to understand it. It’s all about how Israel has no right to exist, and Zionism is colonialist, aggressive, racist, and fascist. It talks about the “liberation” of Palestine from its occupiers.

And here is the main point: “Occupation” is the presence of “Israel” in the Palestinian homeland, by which they mean lands “occupied” in 1948, i.e. the founding of Israel, not lands “occupied” in 1967 after the six-day war. Occupation ends when Israel ends.

The Palestinians could have changed their charter over the years to reflect some sort of acceptance of the state of Israel, but it has never happened. The last time it was modified was 1968. From the above link to the charter:

“The original PLO charter from 1964 is identical to the 1968 charter except for article 24. The 1964 charter defined Palestine as the territory of the State of Israel and specifically excluded the West Bank and Gaza Strip. The 1968 version of the charter included both Israel, the West Bank and Gaza Strip as the Palestinian homeland to be liberated.”

Can this be any clearer?

And the wording never will be modified, either, because anyone suggesting it will be guilty of the greatest crime you can commit in “Palestine”: you’d be a “normalizer”, meaning you agreed on some level that Israel has a right to exist.

There’s a lot more to be said about this, but the bottom line is that the Palestinians care a lot more about ending the Israeli state than co-existing with it and/or creating their own.

Netanyahu:  “If the Arabs put down their weapons today, there would be no more violence. If the Jews put down their weapons today, there would be no more Israel.

Golda Meir: “Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us.”

Can anyone realistically disagree with this? It’s not about settlements. It’s not about the Right of Return. It’s not about East Jerusalem. It’s not about borders or water rights. It’s always been about Arabs hating Jews.

The Spanish Forger

Ready for a little more on biblioclasm? Of course you are. OK, let’s go.

Once a book has been dismembered, it’s pretty difficult to establish provenance for each leaf.  For a long time, expert forgers were able to reap profits by insinuating their work into otherwise legitimate sales and auctions.

In at least one case, the forgeries were so beautiful and well executed that they retained a lot of value on their own, even after the forgery is revealed. This is what happened for the “Spanish Forger”. No one knows who he was, and he almost certainly wasn’t Spanish. He was probably French and he produced a large number of works around the turn of the 20th century.

Wikipedia says,

The Spanish Forger’s works were painted on vellum or parchment leaves of genuine medieval books, using either blank margins or scraping off the original writing. He also “completed” unfinished miniatures or added missing miniatures in medieval choir books. His works fooled many experts and collectors and appear today in the collections of many museums and libraries. Over 200 forgeries have been identified

Some examples of his work:

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The Forger didn’t simply copy genuine works. He developed his own style, a romanticized vision of the middle ages, and ultimately this led to his being “outed” by experts, which finally happened in 1930. They noted that the Forger’s work often contained themes inappropriate for the works they were to have been taken from. For instance, one of his trademarks was showing a woman’s “cleavage”, as in the second example above. This wouldn’t have appeared in a genuine bible.

But his works still have a place in museums and private collections. Here’s one owned by Harvard, which contains many of the hallmarks of the Forger’s style: courtly scenes, sweet facial expressions and decolletage for the ladies, swirling water, fairy-tale castles, and tapestry-like trees:

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Here’s a Christie’s auction where a few pieces fetched about $28,000 in 1998. The Morgan Library in New York had a one-man show of about 75 of the Forger’s works in 1978. It was the Morgan that first figured out what the Forger was up to.

Want more about The Spanish Forger? Tons of detail and history here.

The internet is forever

Carrie Fisher was perhaps best known for playing Princess Leia in the original Star Wars flick. When Steve Martin heard about her death the other day, he tweeted the following tribute:

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Kind of sweet, right? Unambiguously meant as a compliment and homage.

Wrong. It’s an insult. Unbelievably insensitive.  He had to delete it because of the backlash from outraged internet strangers.

See, Carrie Fisher struggled all her life against being a sex-object for Star Wars nerds. How could Steve Martin be so crass and clueless not to to see the damage his tweet does?

Cinnabon also tried to be nice and was slapped down. They deleted this indefensible assault:

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Three things are at work here:

The first is the tyranny of the individual, a recent phenomenon that we have previously discussed. Lots of people liked the tweets but a couple didn’t. The tweets must go.

The second is a weird addiction to outrage that so many now seem to be afflicted with, and which the internet enables.

The third is that there is no such thing as “deleting” anymore. When Steve Martin attempted to delete his tweet, he thought it would disappear, appeasing the outraged,  and that would be the end of the controversy. The opposite happened. The tweet was given new life and was greatly amplified.  It would now be seen by tens or perhaps hundreds of millions of people, rather than just those who “follow” Martin.

Be very careful about what you type, and be prepared to weather an unforeseeable shitstorm.   It’s all on your permanent record. The internet is forever.

The greater threat: NSA or Alexa?

So let me start by saying that, in my view, Edward Snowden is not any kind of hero, didn’t provide any great service to the country, not even “start a national discussion”, and barely qualifies as a whistleblower. I think he’s a self-involved, cowardly little piss-ant who broke some laws and then fled to countries where government conducts far more pervasive and intrusive surveillance than he was accusing the NSA of doing. The fact that he chose Glenn Greenwald to “leak” to really says it all.

The Justice Department claims he compromised our national security efforts and put agents at risk by revealing the techniques and extent of NSA eavesdropping, which Snowden claims was illegal.  They want him to return for trial or to try to negotiate a plea, which, for a less cowardly individual, would be the perfect platform to make his heroic case to the public.

The whole thing seems silly to me at this point. It’s hard for me to imagine that the NSA is learning anything about us that we aren’t already happily giving away in exchange for some “conveniences”. We’re even paying for the privilege.

Say you use Gmail to send a message to your friend asking if he has an outdoor wifi camera.  You will see ads popping up for wifi camera deals the next time you use Google for searching. Every email you send or receive is being viewed, saved, and analyzed by Google. You opted in to this by using Gmail (and by not encrypting your messages).

The Uber app wants you to agree to let it know your location for a time before they pick you up and after they let you off. In other words, you’ll be giving them permission to know where you are all the time. Do I think that anyone who now relies on Uber  is going to refuse this and lose the convenience? Of course not.

I got an Echo from Amazon recently. You talk to it and it plays music, adjusts your thermostat, buys stuff, orders a Pizza or a ride, searches the web, and does a lot of other tricks.  When you say the word “Alexa”, it wakes up and does what you ask.  Of course this means it’s always listening for you to say the word.

Always listening and always recording everything said in your household, if that’s what Amazon, or some rogue employee, chooses for it to do. Or if the government wants Amazon to help it solve crimes or prevent terrorism. To make you feel a little better,  Alexa turns itself off if you ask whether the NSA is listening right now, or at least that’s what it appears to do.

And of course, there’s hacking. The information is out there in the cloud, waiting for our government, some other government, or some fourteen year old kid to come for it, even if Amazon or Google or Yahoo or Microsoft or Uber or whoever refuses to hand it over. And corporations care a lot less about securing their data (i.e. your data) than you might think – security is not a profit center and no one can really tell them for sure if they’re doing it right anyway. Yahoo let credentials for a billion accounts go out the door while trying not to. The game is already over. We lost.

My thesis here is that we’ve already given up virtually all privacy, so it really doesn’t matter much what the NSA does by way of legal or illegal eavesdropping.

I totally understand that there is a distinction between voluntarily giving information to a corporation that wants to sell us stuff and has no power to put us in jail, versus being secretly surveilled by a government agency that can ruin our lives. I’m arguing that in the world of total connectivity, lax security, and highly motivated governments and private parties, it’s a distinction without a difference.

Businessman-in-Chief

One of the things we heard repeatedly over the summer was that it would be great if government was run more like a business and that, as a great businessman, Trump would be the one to make this happen.

First of all,  the question of whether Trump is a good businessman is very much open to debate. Even if your only criterion was how much money someone had, it’s still not settled in Trump’s case.

Second, there is a huge difference between running a publicly held corporation and running a closely held private company.  In a family business like Trump has, you can fire people at will, stiff your contractors and creditors when it suits you, sue or threaten to sue people who challenge you, declare bankruptcy for profit, disregard affirmative action requirements, refuse independent audits, keep financial results secret, refuse outside directors, and so on. Virtually all the profits flow into your own pockets, and the sole purpose of the enterprise is more and more profits. For you.

Trump did try going public at one point about 20 years ago, and it was an unmitigated disaster. Stockholders, or as Trump regarded them, “shmucks”, lost 90% of their investment in the TRMP offering.

But third, and most important, the whole thesis that government should be run like a business is silly. Government isn’t a business and shouldn’t be run like one. It should be run like a government.

Businesses have managers, owners, customers, employees, and creditors. The interest of each differs wildly from the interests of the others. Government doesn’t have owners or customers. It has citizens.

The interest of business management is obscene compensation, particularly in proportion to their employees. They work for short-term gains. For themselves.

The interest of business owners (stockholders) is long-term growth. They are mostly represented by mutual fund companies, which also have a grotesquely overcompensated management class whose interest aligns more with company management than their own customers, the retail stockholders. The stockholder is routinely misled for the short-term advantage of the managers.

The interest of business customers is to get high quality products or services at a reasonable price. But in recent decades, customers have devolved from important clients-to-be-pleased to disposable suckers-to-be-fleeced. Just look at the way the big cable and phone companies treat their customers for ample evidence of this. Better still, look at the “students” at Trump University.

The interest of business employees is long-term stability, including a living wage, and health and retirement benefits. But employees are no longer really valued by most business managers. They are exploited, disposable, and typically don’t share in the success of the enterprise. They are regarded as overhead to be reduced whenever possible by outsourcing, salary cuts, and diminished benefits.

The interest of business creditors is that they want to get paid,  but they can be easily stiffed. The terms of their contracts can be re-negotiated by the business managers who have all the cards in that game. Bankruptcy can be declared to provide management “protection” from having to pay. The business can simply say, “we’re not paying – sue us”. Trump has stiffed his creditors, bondholders, and suppliers over and over again.

Government is not like this at all.  Everyone has the same interest. It’s employees are citizens. Its creditors (bondholders) are often citizens, too.  No one is paid disproportionately, and certainly not obscenely. Creditors can be assured they will be paid – U.S. debt obligations are known to be the safest in the world.

But, most importantly, the government is not a for-profit enterprise. All assets belong to the citizens, and if any manager were to directly benefit from any “deal”, he will have committed a crime.

When a voter says he wants the government to run like a business, he means he wants to eliminate waste and not overpay for what we buy. Fair enough. But it’s also understood that the government is to be run for the benefit of all, not the few at the top.

And here is where the voter will be bitterly disappointed. This is not what they will be getting with Businessman-In-Chief Trump.

 

 

American Biblioclasm

If you look up “biblioclast” in the dictionary (by which I mean click on that link, since no one actually uses a dictionary anymore and the word isn’t in a lot of them anyway) you’ll see it means one who destroys or mutilates a book. It is most often used to refer to book-burning, but to librarians and collectors, it refers to someone who separates out of leaves of a book to be used individually, mostly to be sold as works of art in their own right.

Before the printing press, books were individually created and “illuminated” by scribes and artists, some taking years to produce. Very few individuals could afford them, and very few could read. We’re talking here mostly about bibles, prayer books, texts used in the Catholic mass, and so on. Some examples of illuminations:

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In many cases, books were hauled away and dismembered as part of the spoils of war. It was pretty much standard operating  procedure, since raising and maintaining armies was expensive and they were expected to pay for themselves.

In the last years of the 18th century, for example, Napoleon invaded Italy and looted the Sistine Chapel in Rome. Many of the liturgical manuscripts there were lost to biblioclasm and spread to the winds. Some did survive intact, found their way into private collections and can be seen by the public from time to time.

But some were cut up, reassembled, and sold as works of art. Between 1802-1806, the Venetian priest-turned-art-dealer, Abbé Luigi Celotti, cut miniatures from some of the Sistine Chapel loot to make montages which he framed and sold. This one, now in the Houghton Library at Harvard,  has as its central image a Last Judgement taken from a missal belonging to the Medici pope, Clement VII. The border has four scenes of Adam and Eve taken from other books, and the whole parallels the original sinners and the damned at the Second Coming of Christ.

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From the book lover’s point of view, all this is quite barbaric.

In the 20th century, the Nazis took biblioclasm to new levels, burning any books written by Jews. This was, of course, an ideological outburst more related to the Bonfires of the Vanities than to biblioclasm-for-profit. Hard to say which is worse, really.

Right here in the U.S. we’ve had some pretty egregious examples of mutilating books for profit. A  good example is the Beauvais Missal, a manuscript produced at the end of the 13th century that originally had 309 leaves. It survived intact for well over six hundred years and was ultimately purchased at a Sotheby’s auction in 1926 by William Randolph Hearst, who sold it for $1000 in 1942 to New York dealer Philip Duschnes, a notorious book-breaker.

Duschnes quickly went to work selling leaves for $25 to $40. Today, there are 99 known leaves of the Beauvais Missal scattered across the world, in 26 states and five countries (Canada, Japan, Monaco, Norway, and England).

Here’s a case where someone found a leaf of the Missal in a trunk in Maine!

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Leaf from the Beauvais Missal

All of this brings us to the real subject of today’s story: with help of the internet and digital technology, we can attempt to reassemble some of the books that were scattered in this way. The Broken Books project at Saint Louis University is attempting to re-assemble them digitally.

Here you can look at the leaves of the Beauvais Missal that have been traced so far, and here is an interesting site about the effort to reconstruct it.

What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

 

you cannot believe the things he says

The Washington Post agrees: Trump thrives on chaos.

“We’re just operating in this world where you cannot believe the things he says,” said Eliot Cohen, a foreign policy expert and former George W. Bush administration official at the State Department.  “It will have large consequences for our allies and our adversaries, and it’s going to greatly magnify the danger of miscalculation by all kinds of people.”

This is the pattern we have consistently seen and can expect to see over and over going forward:

  1. Trump tweets out some incendiary nonsense that puts the world on edge and makes everyone wonder if he’s insane,  ignorant, or simply looking to get us all killed
  2. His surrogates fan out to explain to the media what he really meant and how it’s not that bad and not at all what it seemed
  3. Trump then contradicts his surrogates, says the Tweet meant exactly what it said, and doubles down with additional gasoline for the fire
  4. The surrogates fan out once more and complain the media is making way too big a thing about it and why didn’t anyone complain when Hillary said x, y, or z.

Everyone now understands Trump is the Master Distracter, and is perhaps trying to deflect attention from something else, trivial or important, e.g. that no big-name talent wants to perform at his inauguration.

But every single day? Is this really necessary?

Thomas Nichols, a U.S. Naval War College professor, says

“It’s worse than not having one explanation.  If you’re going to change policy, then that requires a kind of steely consistency and a lot of disciplined messaging.”

“We’re all spending a lot of time trying to devise the future of America’s nuclear policy out of 140 characters.”

Is this the way we want to live?  Is the entire world just a snow-globe that Trump shakes up for his own amusement every  day?

I’ll say it one more time.  Man-baby: Put. The Twitter.  Down.  Or, if you prefer the Keith Olbermann style:

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Do we need a two-state solution?

There’s a place where the population is perpetually at war with itself. Two opposite world-views are tearing the place apart.  Two cultures are colliding. Battle lines are drawn and both sides are dug into their positions more obstinately than ever.

An entrenched culture that did things its same old way for centuries is being displaced by an alien culture with different values. The first group is not well educated or “cosmopolitan”. They are conservative, religious, rural, agrarian, patriarchal, and resistant to change. They see the intruders as over-educated, cosmopolitan, liberal, infidels, urban, industrial, matriarchal, and changing things that shouldn’t be changed.

I’m speaking, of course, of North Carolina. Can the two sides there live together?  Must one be absorbed by the other? Or must they be divided into two states to keep the peace?

North Carolina has been in the news a couple of times this week. First, their legislature met in a last-minute behind-closed door session and passed laws limiting the power of the incoming governor, a Democrat who, after a very close election, is replacing a Republican incumbent. The laws are unprecedented and assure that Republicans will retain power.

This news is really troubling and makes North Carolina seem like a crazy, out-of-control, and very un-American place. If you are a Republican, a Democrat is your enemy, disguised as your neighbor and fellow citizen. If he somehow wins an election, a way must be found to thwart him anyway.

The other news story out of North Carolina was that its legislature met for nine hours, also in a closed door session, and decided not to repeal the absurd “Bathroom Bill”, or HB2, that has been costing the state’s economy a lot of money, and making North Carolina an object ridicule for many people. The bill says, among other things, that you have to use the bathroom corresponding to the sex indicated on your birth certificate.

For people who don’t have much of a stake in this and don’t follow such things very closely (i.e. most of us), HB2 seemed like an absurd and gratuitous shot at the LGBT community, coming out of nowhere and a “solution” to an apparently non-existent problem. Yes, we get that some people are not entirely comfortable using a particular bathroom. And we also get that others would be uncomfortable if they switched.

But is anyone’s life going to be made miserable/tolerable by the passage/repeal of this stupid thing? Can’t these issues be resolved by individuals as needed? Will they have armed guards checking birth certificates at the entry to public restrooms in NC now? Has anyone been arrested over this? Has there been an epidemic of wrong-bathroom use that has harmed the population?

In short, WTF is this really about?

Well, to the supporters of the law, it’s about some things the Civil War was about, and most things the presidential election was about. The federal government was trying to impose its will on the state. Liberals were forcing their agenda on conservatives. People who believed there was no difference between men and women and gender was a made-up thing were bullying people who didn’t. Outsiders were disrupting a traditional way of life that locals liked just fine.

It started in April 2014 when the feds issued “guidance” on sexual assault for schools that receive Title IX funding. The guidance was that “Title IX’s sex discrimination prohibition extends to claims of discrimination based on gender identity or failure to conform to stereotypical notions of masculinity or femininity” and that “the actual or perceived sexual orientation or gender identity of the parties does not change a school’s obligations”

In other words, transgender people are protected from discrimination under the law.

A few months later LGBT leaders also sought to extend Charlotte’s non-discrimination ordinances to include some new protected classes: marital and familial status, sexual orientation, and gender identity and expression. The City Council ultimately votes 7-4 to add the language to the ordinances.

In March, 2016, Republican legislators convene a special session to overturn the Charlotte ordinance. They go far beyond the bathroom issue and, in one day, enact HB2, a bill that basically nullifies every nondiscrimination ordinance ever passed by any local government in the state.

Reactionaries gonna react.

The war of words escalates and positions harden. The ACLU files suit against NC. Bruce Springsteen cancels a concert. The Justice Department tells the Governor that HB2 violates civil rights law. The Governor sues the Justice Department. The NBA announces it will relocate its 2017 All-Star game. The U.S. District court rules in favor of a UNC transgender student who wants the system to refuse to enforce HB2. The NCAA announces it will move scheduled championships to other states. Corporations announce they are reconsidering North Carolina as a site for their operations.

Hundreds of millions of dollars are potentially lost to the North Carolina economy. What to do? Should they repeal HB2? And by doing so give in to the Muslim-Socialist agenda of the illegitimate president, just for a couple of dollars? Tough one.

This week they held a special session of the legislature to discuss repeal. Republican state law-makers and Democratic leaders in Charlotte had apparently struck a deal under which the city would repeal the local ordinance, and in return, state lawmakers would repeal HB2.

But the repeal failed and we’re back to where we started: it’s a Civil War that cannot be won. This time it’s not the Blue and Gray, but the Blue and Red. One side can never convince the other of the rightness of its own position and wrongness of the other. No compromise is possible. Brother against brother. Which side are you on?

 

 

 

Everything and everything else

In this time of universal connectivity and full-duplex blathering, everyone has the same power to spout their opinions as everyone else, and you are never required to listen to an opinion different from your own. It’s been said a million times now – the internet has created a “news” environment where each person can tailor the news to his own needs, and the line between news and opinion has become blurred to the point of invisibility.

When you are only listening to others who are reinforcing what you already “know”, the chances of you being open to a contrary opinion are smaller than ever. The idea that anyone could ever convince anyone else of changing their mind on something is now perilously close to obsolete.

Of course everyone wants to believe they’re right and loves validation. I don’t think that’s anything new. What is new, though, is that now any individual, irrespective of their qualifications or motives, can broadcast their views with the same volume and on exactly the same platform, and using the same tools, as sources that had previously been regarded as authoritative. Everyone has the same capability of expanding their readership and has the same size potential audience.

Do you really have to read the New York Times when Stewie Generis is sitting right over here with all the facts you’d ever want? The same number of mouse clicks is needed to get my view as theirs. I could use the same fonts and layout if I wanted and even the same “sources”. And why should you care what Maureen Dowd thinks more than what Stewie thinks?

The other day I read a question from someone asking the internet how to deal with family arguments over the holidays. Their family, clearly Trump supporters, apparently wouldn’t stop trying to change their mind about the implications of the election. The question said,

“My family thinks  we are hysterical/worried over nothing, that we don’t understand some piece of the puzzle, or that they have “heard” differently than what we know to be true. The most generous interpretation of their approach is that it is condescending, but that ignores that most of their arguments are also objectively incorrect. They will not accept anything as fact that they do not already believe to be true, and they are not interested/able to discern reputable sources from nonsense.”

I thought this expressed the problem very well. How can you change someone’s mind when they can’t tell the difference between reputable sources and nonsense? And, through this looking glass, aren’t they thinking the same of you?

I’ve made the point before that the internet devalues knowledge. No one is smarter than anyone else. No knowledge needs to be acquired or retained, since all knowledge can be retrieved with the click of a mouse or tap on a screen. This implies further that wisdom is equally devalued and so are facts, or “truth”, if you prefer. Depending on where your search takes you, anything might be true and everything is as true as everything else.

Privatizing the Presidency

Conservatives have long sought to reduce the role of government in all aspects, and the Trump presidency will no doubt provide a good deal of help in that endeavor.

Just to cite one example of many, Betsy DeVos, the incoming  Secretary of Education, really doesn’t believe in public education at all, preferring charter and religious schools.

The failed Bush administration attempt to privatize Social Security doesn’t seem to have deterred Trump. His “point man” for Social Security, Tom Leppert is a long-time privatization advocate.  Mike Korbey, who is heading the SSA transition, is a former lobbyist who has advocated privatizing Social Security. Dorcas Hardy, a commissioner of the SSA during the Reagan administration, is also on the Trump administration’s SSA transition team. She called for privatizing Social Security while at the libertarian Cato Institute in 1995.

The privatization of the military and security services began in earnest in the Bush/Cheney era with companies like Blackwater USA doing most of the heavy lifting in Iraq. But there are many companies contracting work that used to be done by our armed services. There can no longer be any doubt that war is a for-profit enterprise in the Trump era.

But all this is old news. What’s really different about Trump is his desire to privatize the presidency itself. He prefers his private security detail to the mandatory protection of the Secret Service. He’s said that he wants to use his own plane rather than Air Force One.  He’s indicated he will be spending more time at his home in New York than the White house (with the family not even moving to D.C.).

Even the use of his private Twitter account, rather than official channels of communication is an issue. Just as it’s easy for him to impulsively blast out some nonsense, it’s also easy for an unthinking citizen to impulsively respond, only now that citizen will be talking at the POTUS, and must be very careful indeed about any opposing speech that might be deemed a threat.

And, of, course Trump has refused to release his tax returns, divest any business holdings, or even clarify what they all are. His conflicts of interest in at least some of these businesses, e.g. his Washington D.C. hotel, are nonetheless obvious.

All this blending and blurring of the private with the public is ominous. While each of these things seems trivial enough on its own, and no direct threat to our way of life,  in the aggregate a clearer picture emerges.

This is how it’s done in countries where the government operates for the benefit of the rulers and not the citizens. This is what the dictators and despots do.

 

The opposite is true

One of the reasons we have this silly Electoral College thing is that the founders couldn’t settle on the right way to elect a president. Should he be appointed by the senate? Should state governors decide? A popular vote would be good but people might not get accurate information about candidates from outside their state. And for a candidate who had never run for office and therefore had no record to analyze, it would really be a problem

They had to figure a way to prevent a completely unqualified demagogue from fooling the people who had no idea what he was really like, so they invented the Electoral College.

There’s little doubt that today the Electoral College will vote Donald Trump in as president, but it’s a bit ironic when you think that the people who knew him best supported him least. This seems like exactly the thing the Electoral College was meant to take into consideration

New York state gave Hillary a true landslide victory: 59% to Trump’s 36.5%.

But in New York City, Trump’s home town, it was really something. It didn’t matter that he had no record whatsoever of public service – everyone knew him very well from his businesses, bankruptcies, frequent law suits, outrageous media appearances and “socializing”, bogus “university”, and many other unsavory activities.

In New York City, Trump took an unbelievable beating.

In Queens, where he grew up, Hillary Clinton got an amazing 75.1% of the votes. But in Manhattan, where Trump lives and operates, everyone really hates him. He got less than 10% of the votes cast! It’s unbelievable.

Here’s the full breakdown by neighborhood.

You can zoom in and click on individual wards in that map. The Upper West Side is really devastating for Trump. That’s his old pussy-grabbing territory. In his prime, his favorite haunt had been the China Club (how perfect is that?!) on 75th and Broadway. If you spend a little time with the map, you can find parts of the UWS where Trump got less than 5% of the vote!

Trump thinks he has a mandate, but not only did he get fewer votes than Hillary, he even got fewer votes than that “loser” Mitt Romney got in 2012! Some mandate.

He claims to have won the popular vote, which he lost by close to 3 million votes, because millions “voted illegally”. There is not a single bit of evidence to support this. In fact the opposite is true.

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Trump falsely claims to have won an Electoral College landslide . In fact, the opposite is true.

electortal-college Come to think of it, that makes a great slogan for the Trump presidency: “The opposite is true.”  Let’s get some bumper stickers made up.

Anyway, enough of this whining.

The message for today is pretty simple: if the Electoral College can’t even do the very thing it was created for, let’s just get rid of the stupid thing once and for all.

The chaotic transfer of power

In at least one past blog entry, I fretted about how it seemed Trump didn’t understand that the peaceful transfer of power was one of the things that made our democracy great. It meant, among other things, that our international treaty partners could rely on agreements made by past administrations, that our foreign policies could withstand ideological shifts at home without upsetting the world, that our currency would be stable, and that domestic political differences would be tempered by a strong moderating force.

If the storm cloud of Trump’s election has a silver lining, maybe it’s that we didn’t have to be tested in this area. The “Lock Her Up” faction was mollified, at least temporarily. The “Lock and Load” faction  can put their assault weapons down for a few minutes.

But it seems that the man-baby needs more than just the adulation of his fans, more than constantly seeing his name on every newspaper, internet site, and media outlet at the same time, and more than just the legitimacy and acceptance into the political elite that the election conveys.

What is now becoming crystal clear is that Trump needs chaos.

Only when all his allies are completely flustered, torn between jumping ship and circling the wagons, can he feel in control. Only when all his detractors are apoplectic with disbelief can he be assured of the commitment of those loyal to him. Only when the world is holding its breath to see if he was serious about his latest outrage does he feel that he actually controls the levers of power.

It’s bad enough that Trump intends to conduct foreign policy by Twitter, away from any sane or even semi-informed advisers. We’ll all see where that leads soon enough. But can we all at least agree that he must wait until he’s actually the president before doing it?

The Chinese seized a U.S. drone operating in international waters, escalating tensions in the Pacific. The U.S. protested through the usual channels and the Chinese agreed to return it to de-escalate the crisis. So far, we’re talking about a fairly normal, if dangerous, international incident with an optimal outcome for all – Chinese faces saved, Navy gets its drone back, world at peace.

But that’s not good enough for Trump. Apparently the idea of the Obama administration continuing to operate effectively and within accepted norms is too much for him. How can any crisis be settled without his input? Isn’t he the one with the “mandate” now?  Doesn’t everyone need to know what he thinks?

Time for some action from Trump Tower. Time to cause some chaos. With a tweet, of course. China can keep the drone – I don’t want it!

At last, the man-baby is pacified, at least for a couple of hours. Everyone’s talking about him again, so he can rest. Doesn’t matter that he’s not even the president yet. Doesn’t matter that he’s weakened  our position with China. Doesn’t matter that the world is laughing at us.

The Global Times, a Communist Party-controlled newspaper in Beijing, poked fun at the confusion in the United States.

“Before Trump’s generous announcement that he didn’t want the drone back, the Pentagon had already announced publicly that they have asked China to return the ‘illegally seized’ [unmanned underwater vehicle] through appropriate governmental channels,” the paper wrote. “We don’t know, after seeing Trump’s new tweets, if the Pentagon should feel boggled.”

Ahhhh. Sweet, sweet chaos. That’s the thing.

Out with the old

I watched Obama’s last press conference yesterday and was yet again struck by how calm, thoughtful, fair-minded, moderate, and intelligent he is. And what a very good president he has been.

The economy has recovered under his watch, adding 36,000 jobs per week over eight years. Financial markets have rebounded. He has limited our military adventurism. As he promised, he tried hard to close Gitmo. He presided over the successful raid that ended bin Laden. He can be forgiven for the crime of getting health insurance for 20-30 million people who didn’t have it before. He did all these things and many more in the face of absurd obstructionism and vilification

During the press conference, he repeated that the biggest threat we face is losing sight of who we are as a nation, gently chiding his republican critics who have eviscerated him for not being tougher on Putin, but who now, according to a recent poll, think Putin is more trustworthy and reliable than democrats.

The mercurial and petulant man-baby that will soon replace him is an entirely different animal. The new president will have the nuclear codes and the authority to unilaterally launch a strike at will.

According to Seth Baum, the executive director of the Global Catastrophic Risk Institute, Trump’s election makes it more likely that humanity will perish in a catastrophic event of some kind, because his intentions are secret. Writing in the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists, Baum said Trump’s “tendency toward erratic behavior, combined with a mix of difficult geopolitical challenges ahead, mean the probability of a nuclear launch order will be unusually high.”

It’s the “his intentions are secret” thing we need to worry about most. What Trump says does not actually reveal what he intends, which is the essential characteristic of “bullshit”. Trump is a classic example of a bullshitter.

In his seminal essay, “On Bullshit”, Harry Frankfurt distinguished bullshitters from liars. He said,

Since bullshit need not be false, it differs from lies in its misrepresentational intent. The bullshitter may not deceive us, or even intend to do so, either about the facts or about what he takes the facts to be. What he does necessarily attempt to deceive us about is his enterprise. His only indispensably distinctive characteristic is that in a certain way he misrepresents what he is up to.

It is impossible for someone to lie unless he thinks he knows the truth. Producing bullshit requires no such conviction. A person who lies is thereby responding to the truth, and he is to that extent respectful of it. When an honest man speaks, he says only what he believes to be true; and for the liar, it is correspondingly indispensable that he considers his statements to be false. For the bullshitter, however, all these bets are off: he is neither on the side of the true nor on the side of the false. His eye is not on the facts at all, as the eyes of the honest man and of the liar are, except insofar as they may be pertinent to his interest in getting away with what he says. He does not care whether the things he says describe reality correctly. He just picks them out, or makes them up, to suit his purpose.

It’s going to be a tense four years. I predict Trump will do away with press conferences entirely, as he needs them no more than he needs daily security briefings. We will not have a chance to compare his performance under that difficult spotlight with that of Obama. He has said he will continue to communicate his thoughts via twitter, and this will have to suffice.

Every morning we will awake to something no one had foreseen. An angry response to a negative restaurant review, perhaps, or perhaps a tweet that ends the world.

 

Syria: All vs. Everyone

Having a hard time figuring out who the good guys are in Syria? It’s unbelievably complex. That’s why there’s no good “solution”, political or military. Also, there are no clear, achievable objectives for us that could shape a coherent policy and that’s why we’ll be the loser no matter who is deemed the winner. Even if we stay out of it, we’ll be someone’s enemy.

Above all, it’s too complex for Trump. You can’t sum this thing up in a tweet.

The first thing to know is it’s not ISIS vs. The West. This would be a convenient explanation and one that is very attractive to  Trump: a simple, patriotic narrative that would energize our military and that our population would support. And it’s what is being put forward by Trump’s man-crush, Vladimir Putin. For Putin, anyone who opposes Assad is a terrorist. Trump ran on a platform of “bombing the shit out of ISIS”.

Apart from the Syrians themselves, there are five countries involved, each with it’s own set of interests: Iran, Saudi Arabia, Turkey, Russia, and the U.S.

Turkey wants to keep Kurdish separatists in check, both in Syria and Iraq. They supported anti-Assad rebels early on and would like to see him gone.

Iran wants to prop up Assad to maintain its access to Lebanon, where its client, Hezbollah, opposes Israel, whose nuclear weapons Iran fears. Also, maintaining Shiite control of Syria’s Sunni majority  increases Iran’s regional influence. Assad is a member of the Shiite Alawite sect.

Russia also wants to prop up Assad. Syria is one of Russia’s few allies and buys weapons from them. Syria contains Russia’s only military base outside the former Soviet Union.

Saudi Arabia wants to check the spread of Iranian power. Saudi Arabia and Iran are the two regional proxies in the never ending conflict of Sunni vs, Shia.

The U.S. would like to see Assad gone. We’ve given weapons to the “rebels” (hopefully the good ones) and the Kurds in order to fight ISIS.

Lots more explanation here.

syria

Within Syria, you’ve got the weak Assad government and its Alawite followers. You’ve got anti-Assad “rebels” who are the remnants of the Arab Spring. You’ve got Syrian Kurds, the Sunni civilian majority, factions within the military, a variety of extremist groups battle-hardened from fighting in Iraq. And you’ve got ISIS, which seems composed mainly of foreign kids that have been lured into the mess by Jihadist propaganda.

As is the nature of all things in the middle east, each sect, tribe, gang, and family has its own interests, and as time has gone on, each has felt more threatened by reprisals from all the others. The factions have become smaller, more numerous, and more intractable. Assad’s indiscriminate bombing of cities is the most extreme example of this splintering – everyone who is not part of his clique is his enemy.

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Aleppo

What to do? Who knows. When it’s over, it won’t be over. There will be vendettas and plots, executions and assassinations. If Assad remains, he will be the president of nothing with enemies all around.

But I am quite confident that, before then, the man-baby will find a way to make it worse.

Gravity is just a theory

Right. Newton’s Theory of Gravitation is a theory. It attempts to explain a phenomenon which we can all easily observe.  Everyone agrees that something, let’s call it “gravity”, keeps us from flying up into the air willy-nilly.  Even mentally ill people.  Even religious fundamentalists.  Even, and here I’m on thinner ice, Republicans.

Let’s not confuse ourselves by saying gravity is “just” a theory, or the jury is still out, or reasonable people disagree, or whatever.

I can find you a “scientist” who is willing to go on record as saying that tobacco has not been proven to be a risk factor for cancer.  It takes some doing, but, if you start with the Tobacco Institute, you can get it done.  Since some people who smoke don’t, in fact, get cancer, it’s “just” a theory (supported by a mountain of evidence).

It’s a little harder to find a scientist who will say human activity is unrelated to the observable phenomenon of climate change, but there are apparently 27 of them that have been identified.

I won’t question their integrity here by revealing who is paying for their “research”.  It doesn’t matter.  What matters is the overwhelming majority of scientists agree that human activity is accelerating climate change.

This, of course, makes no difference to most Republicans, or to the president-elect, and certainly not to his transition team aide, Anthony Scaramucci.  Speaking on CNN, Scaramucci said that the scientific community “gets a lot of things wrong”.

He said,  in the past “there was an overwhelming science that the Earth was flat”, and  “there was an overwhelming science that we were the center of the world.”

OK, there’s really no point in arguing with the willfully ignorant.  I get that.  But let me just get one quick point in here.  It is simply not the case that there was “overwhelming science”  showing the earth was flat or the sun revolved around it.  There was overwhelming superstition and religious conviction that these things were true.  The mission of science is to either prove or disprove them.

He said the “Trump team wanted common sense solutions – non-ideological”.

That’s the heart of the problem right there: to these idiots, science is ideological.  And why shouldn’t they think that?  After all, if you can fund a scientific study that shows tobacco is not so bad, well, that kind of proves science is for sale, right?

Who knows?  With enough funding, maybe we can disprove the Theory of Gravitation.  And we’ll all fly away.

Are you now or were you ever…

A communist? A homosexual? A Conscientious Objector? A climate scientist?

Wait. A climate scientist? I mean we all recognize the other accusations (in the form of “questions”) from the McCarthy era, but not the “crime” of being a climate scientist.

In the McCarthy era, they hauled you before the House Un-American Activities Committee and asked you these questions. It didn’t really matter what you said because they already had you based on some meeting you’d been to or someone you’d been associating with.

But then they asked you who else was there, who your friends are, who influenced you, and so on. They wanted you to name names. It was the worst thing you could do, and yet there wasn’t much point in refusing. If you refused to answer, you would go to jail for contempt of congress and you’d lose your job and become a pariah. If you answered, you’d be shamed, lose your job and become a pariah, but, hopefully, not go to jail. You were blacklisted either way. And they already knew the names you were naming.

Describing the times years later, Arthur Miller said,

It was a ritual of humiliation –  conspiracy was the name for all opposition. And the reformation of the accused could only be believed when he gave up the names of his co-conspirators. Only this ritual of humiliation, the breaking of pride and independence, could win the accused readmission into the community

In today’s terms, the country had been delivered into the hands of the radical right, a ministry of free-floating apprehension toward anything that never happens in the middle of Missouri. It is always with us, this anxiety, sometimes directed towards foreigners, Jews, Catholics, fluoridated water, aliens in space, masturbation, homosexuality, or the Internal Revenue Department. But in the 50s any of these could be validated as real threats by rolling out a map of China. And if this seems crazy now, it seemed just as crazy then, but openly doubting it could cost you.

Sounds like a lot things happening today. But naming names of scientists? Was this a thing back then?

Not then, no. But it is now. From a piece in the Christian Science Monitor:

Donald Trump’s transition team has sent a list of 74 questions to the Energy Department (DOE), asking, among other things, for the identity of all employees and contractors involved in international climate meetings and domestic attempts to cut carbon emissions.

The questionnaire specifically asked for the names of all DOE employees who attended the United Nation’s annual climate talks for the past five years, employees who helped develop the President Obama’s social cost of carbon metrics, and which programs are essential to President Obama’s Climate Action Plan.

All of which raises concerns that Trump’s administration will target employees involved in Obama-era policies that the president-elect spent his campaign promising to dismantle, including the Paris Climate Agreement, Clean Power Plan, and various other DOE and Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) regulations.

“This feels like the first draft of an eventual political enemies list,” said a Department of Energy employee, who asked not to be identified for fear of reprisal by the Trump transition team, told Reuters. “When Donald Trump said he wanted to drain the swamp it apparently was just to make room for witch hunts and it’s starting here at the DOE and our 17 national labs.”

The Republican Party has been the anti-science voice of America for a long time now. They’ve opposed stem cell research, put forward “creationist” curricula in schools, and some have even opposed vaccination. And, of course, they’ve advanced the notion of climate change as a left-wing hoax.

So far, scientists themselves have not been sanctioned for their work. So far.

Oy vey.

Press conference? I’d rather tweet.

Why should there be a problem if a president wanted to use Twitter instead of some other media to make an announcement, change or clarify policy, or even pick a fight. Is it so different from making a speech?

Yes, it’s different, and, yes, it’s a problem.

First of all, you have only 140 characters to say your piece. Can you really make international policy in 140 characters? Can you even use full words? Is there any room for nuance? Can you avoid ambiguity? No, no, no, and no. But it’s perfect for someone with a limited attention span.

Second, if you make a speech, you have a speech writer. You have editors. You make second and third drafts. You pass it by your advisers. You vet your points and choose your words carefully, particularly on foreign policy matters. With Twitter, none of this happens. Got a brilliant idea while sitting on the toilet? Tweet! Perfect for someone who is impulsive and always right.

Third, not only don’t you have to consult with others before tweeting, you don’t have to answer any questions after tweeting. Or if you do choose to answer questions, you can say it was a joke or you were misunderstood or it was locker room talk or you were speaking as an entertainer and not as an official or they started it or whatever. And you do it on Fox”news”. It’s the opposite of a press conference where people try to pin you down and hold you to what you’ve said before. Twitter is a one-way medium if you want it to be. Perfect for someone who likes to make proclamations and give orders, but can’t take in any information.

Trump has given no press conferences since the election, but has often tweeted, even about matters that should be the domain of the president, not the president-elect.

He got himself (and, therefore all of us) in hot water by accepting a call from the president of Taiwan. Then someone apparently told him that we’ve had a one-China policy for fifty years, and the Chinese regard Taiwan as a province (where all the Nationalists fled after the 1949 revolution).

Of course, Trump can never be wrong, so let the tweeting begin. Trump doubles down, as always, and says the one-China policy is in play unless we get a better “deal”, blah blah blah. Goes on TV (Fox of course) talking about North Korea and a lot of other stuff he obviously just heard about five minutes ago.

But he’s  not dealing with Low-energy Jeb or Little Marco or Lyin’ Ted or Crooked Hillary here. China’s Global Times newspaper called him an ignorant child (should have said man-baby IMO) and said “The ‘one China’ policy cannot be bought and sold. Trump, it seems, only understands business and believes that everything has a price and that if he is strong enough he can buy and sell by force”. They said a “real crisis” would ensue if Trump kept this up.

I don’t see a good way out here. Maybe the China tiff will fizzle. I hope so. But no one is going to take away the man-baby’s Twitter now. They tried it once a couple of days before the election, but it didn’t “take”.

We’re in trouble.

Yesterday’s wisdom

Some things make so much sense when you read them that you just know they’re true. They can’t not be true.  Depending on your own view of the world, they may give you comfort or consternation. Either way, they’re so obviously true, you can just accept them and modify your behavior and thinking going forward based on what you’ve read.

Less than two months ago, a couple of weeks before the election, Paul Krugman wrote  that Donald Trump had only a 7% chance of being elected according to the Times Upshot model, whatever that is.

His theme in that piece was basically that any Republicans who had endorsed him or hadn’t backed away from him soon enough should be ashamed of themselves, and that anyone who voted for down-ballot candidates were voting for Trumpism.

It was obvious from the beginning that he was a “con artist” — so declared Marco Rubio, who has nonetheless endorsed his candidacy. His racism and sexism were apparent from the beginning of his campaign; his vindictiveness and lack of self-discipline were on full display in his tirades against Judge Gonzalo Curiel and Khizr Khan.

So any politicians who try after the election to distance themselves from the Trump phenomenon — or even unendorse in these remaining few days — have already failed the character test. They knew who he was all along, they knew that this was a man who should never, ever hold any kind of responsible position, let alone become president. Yet they refused to speak out against his candidacy as long as he had a chance of winning — that is, they supported him when it mattered, and only distanced themselves when it didn’t. That’s a huge moral failure, and deserves to be remembered as such.

Of course, we know why the great majority of Republican politicians supported Mr. Trump despite his evident awfulness: They feared retribution from the party’s base if they didn’t. But that’s not an excuse. On the contrary, it’s reason to trust these people even less. We already know that they lack any moral backbone, that they will do whatever it takes to guarantee their own political survival.

And what this means in practice is that they will remain Trumpists after the election, even if the Orange One himself vanishes from the scene.

What he wrote made all the sense in the world. It was all obviously true. Backing Trump was an indication of spinelessness and dishonesty. But it’s all yesterday’s wisdom

Conflicts and interests

Some people are starting to believe Trump doesn’t even understand what the concept of “conflict of interest” even means.

The other day Kellyanne Conway, our new Secretary of Smiling While Fighting, said Trump will continue his role as Executive Producer of Celebrity Apprentice in his spare time. She said, “Were we so concerned about the hours and hours and hours spent on the golf course of the current president? I mean presidents have a right to do things in their spare time, in their leisure time.”

Leaving aside the idea that the POTUS will have enough spare time to do another job, there are obvious conflicts of interest for both NBC and DJT here. At least they’re conflicts in the sense that the rest of us use the term. The president will have an interest in a show aired by a media company that also reports on his presidency.

But the man-baby understands the idea of conflict of interest very well. It only seems like he doesn’t because the rest of us are misunderstanding what his interest is. We all assumed his interest and that of the American people would be the same thing.

Trump knows there is no conflict of interest between being the president and running his businesses for the obvious reason that being the president is now one of his businesses. See?  Everything he does will be in his interest. Where’s the conflict?

This new paradigm is evidenced in virtually every one of his cabinet picks as well. But it’s interesting to note that the reason given for dropping Rudy Giuliani from consideration for Secretary of State is that the Trump team thought there would be conflicts of interests because of his business ties overseas. He was giving speeches to foreign governments about how evil it was that Hillary Clinton was giving speeches to foreign governments. You can’t make this shit up.

But today we learn that the front-runner for the job is the CEO and Chairman of Exxon Mobil, Rex Tillerson. Giuliani giving some speeches abroad is a conflict but the chairman of the world’s largest oil company doing business in 200 countries isn’t?  No, no, listen. Our national interest is making oil company executives rich, and our foreign policy is based on how best to do that.

It’s not so hard to understand.

Midway revisited

Midway Island is a tiny dot of land, only 2.4 square miles, thousands of miles from anywhere else. It’s literally in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, about “midway” between Asia and North America.

You know its name because the greatest naval battle of all time was played out there over a couple of days only six months after Pearl Harbor. All four of Japan’s aircraft carriers were sunk in a decisive victory for the U.S. It permanently crippled the Japanese Navy and changed the course of the war in the Pacific. The name might also be familiar as Chicago named it’s downtown airport after this battle.

Today, only about 50 people inhabit the island, all employed by the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.   There had been a National Wildlife Refuge there, but no tourists have been there since 2012, as the tourism program was suspended for lack of funding.

You can try virtual visitation if you’re desperate to see it.

Midway has always been home to a large population of birds, including three species of Albatross.

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Today, Midway is again on the front lines of battle, and the stakes this time are much more important even than WWII. It’s a battle all of us are certainly losing. Americans, Japanese, and everyone else. All of us.

Every piece of plastic that has ever been created is still in existence. Over five trillion pieces of plastic are already in the ocean, and according to the Ellen MacArthur Foundation, there will be more plastic than fish, by weight,  in the ocean by 2050. Some eight million tons of plastic trash leak into the ocean annually, and it’s getting worse every year. Americans are said to use 2.5 million plastic bottles every hour.

Even though Midway is in the middle of nowhere, and should be a pristine beach free of any human impact (other than that of the ecologists working there), it is a landing place for a lot of the sea-borne debris. It just happens to be in the way.

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Weirdly, marine life seems to like eating plastic as much or more than anything else. I guess it’s also possible that the food chain has been so disrupted  by garbage and climate change that they just don’t have the same food available now that they’ve had in the past. In any case, the Albatross population at Midway has been eating a lot of it.

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If you stick your hand into the sand at Midway, you can pull up an array of colored particles. Some people call this “new sand” – it’s plastic that has broken down into smaller pieces. The smallest are called nano-plastics and end up in plankton and become part of the food chain.

They’ve tried to stay ahead of the garbage on Midway, cleaning it up and flying it out – but it’s hopeless. Too much new garbage washes ashore every day or is flown in by the birds.  Midway will certainly disappear under the ocean before any of the plastic  decays. For now, they’re shoveling plastic against the tide.

As always, a few dedicated souls are doing what they can to reverse the damage. You can see what the Friends of Midway are up to. But obviously action on a much larger scale is required.

Are you optimistic?

A day like any other

Trump needlessly picks a Twitter fight with Chuck Jones, a union leader at Carrier who criticized him and his “saving” of all those jobs.

Trump selects a climate-change denier, Scott Pruitt, to head he E.P.A., a department whose very mission he disagrees with.  You can’t really be surprised by this kind of thing anymore.

Sean Spicer, the spokesman for the RNC, was on PBS Newshour. Asked about the appointment, Spicer said all Trump appointees are there to advance the Trump agenda. He also asserted that Trump’s sons are hunters and therefore environmentalists, even if their views differ from the “radical left” environmentalists, apparently referring to those of us that would like clean air and water and believe government can help with this.

Also, Spicer was asked if Trump stood by his  assertion that three million people had voted illegally.  Spicer said, “of course he does and that’s based on several academic reports…” He’s apparently referring to some already debunked nonsense.

It goes without saying  that Spicer said these and other things with a straight face (and a defensive, combative tone),  and may even believe them.

Trump’s term hasn’t even started and I can’t wait for it to be over.

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Fake news, real consequences

With Trump and his team, you never know whether they’re putting out bullshit because it’s great strategy or because they actually believe it.

So, by now you all know that fake news was invented and disseminated by Michael G. Flynn of the Trump transition team. He put out the “news” that Hillary Clinton was running a child sex ring out of the back room of a pizza shop in D.C.

Makes sense, right? Why wouldn’t she? Many people were outraged by this and one idiot charged in and shot the place up.

Flynn is the son of Trump’s national security adviser selection, Michael T. Flynn. The senior Flynn also has a tenuous grip on reality and is known among colleagues for his “Flynn Facts”.

The New York Times and Washington Post debunked the fake news, but apparently not everyone reads those publications. Go figure.

But here’s the thing. Wouldn’t you think that after this, people would at least understand that this particular thing was made-up and that fake news has the potential to cause real havoc?

No. The internet doesn’t work that way. Instead, we have a new revelation. The shooter was an actor and  “the whole thing was a psyop” , a “false flag Hegelian dialectic problem-reaction-solution event”. Wake up, sheeple!

The engineers who conceived the internet knew it could be the greatest tool ever invented to share knowledge world-wide, a way to further understanding among disparate peoples across the globe, a place where facts would reign and everyone would have instantaneous access to them.

It hasn’t worked out that way. The internet is a firehouse blasting out disinformation, conspiracy theories, fake news, and lies. And the people who understand this best and can manipulate it to their advantage will lead us.

A day that will live in infamy

Seventy-Five years ago tomorrow, 353 Japanese fighter planes, bombers, and torpedo planes launched from six aircraft carriers sneak-attacked the American naval base at Pearl Harbor.

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There were eight battleships in the harbor. All were damaged and four were sunk.  The Japanese also damaged or sank three cruisers, three destroyers, an anti-aircraft training ship, and a mine layer. 188 aircraft were destroyed.

2403 Americans were killed. 64 Japanese attackers died.

America declared war on Japan the next day, and less than four years later, Japan, its population and resources exhausted and its cities in smoldering ruins, surrendered unconditionally.

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Uh, what was the question again?

With the help of U.S. largess in the form of the Marshall Plan and the Allied Council led by Douglas MacArthur, Germany and Japan were rebuilt and gradually became economic superpowers that rival the U.S.   Neither had to spend any money on their defense over the decades, and, along with everyone else, relied on the U.S. to be the world’s policeman.

Sixty years later, there was another sneak attack on American soil.

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There were 2877 Americans killed in the 9/11 attacks, hundreds more than were killed at Pearl Harbor. Unlike Pearl Harbor, they were almost all civilians. Enemy losses: the 19 attackers died.

The whole world was aghast, and, for at least a few days, supported us.  They said, “We are all Americans”.

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We are all Americans

After the 9/11 attacks, again unlike Pearl Harbor, the U.S. did not declare war on anyone.  No war was declared on Saudi Arabia where almost all of the attackers came from, where the poisonous ideology behind the attacks was created and spread, and where the money and support for the attackers originated.  Neither was war declared on Afghanistan, where the attackers had been given sanctuary to plan and train for the attacks,  and where the Taliban regime protected them as honored guests.

The U.S. figured the response should be a surgical one since, after all, the attack was launched by a only handful of fanatics, who certainly could not represent a widespread ideology or “movement”.  We’re not the bad guys, after all, and the whole world supports us.  Right?

Nothing happened for a few weeks while we ruminated on how to respond.  Then, with smoke still rising at the World Trade Center, an operation was undertaken to root out the plotters in their mountain hideout.

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But first, we thought we should re-create the success of the Marshall plan – no need to wait until we’ve beaten the bad guys.  We need to win over the hearts and minds of all the poor people in Afghanistan who must hate the Taliban and who will regard us as liberators and saviors, and who would really like a western-style democracy, like everyone else.  Right?

We started dropping not bombs but food on Afghanistan.  They’ll love this!  But it wasn’t that simple.  They didn’t love it.  They found fault.  They liked to eat rice, bread, and meat but we were giving them peanut butter and beans and other things they didn’t care for.

They usually eat with their hands, but each American kit contained plastic cutlery and packs of salt and pepper!  The directions on each packet were printed in English, French and Spanish; but Afghans speak Dari!

And the packages were the wrong color – they looked like bombs!  And one hit a guy’s roof and caused some damage!  And it wasn’t enough!  They needed shoes, clothing, and meat, they said.

International aid agencies criticized us for combining military and humanitarian missions.

In other words, we’re monsters.

And we didn’t get the bad guys, either. They walked over to Pakistan and lived in protected luxury for another decade, plotting, propagandizing, and stirring up trouble the whole while.

Fifteen years after the attacks, the “war” is still going on.  Americans are still dying in Afghanistan, and the entire region is in turmoil.  And, all over the world, the “We are all Americans” thing is done forever, an embarrassing relic like your high school yearbook picture.

Where did it all go wrong?

Well, we weren’t doing too too well in Afghanistan, so, on March 20, 2003, we invaded Iraq, a country that had nothing to do with the attacks, and whose leadership hated the people responsible for them.  It’s as if, after Pearl Harbor, we had decided to kick China’s ass.   This, of course, is precisely what bin Laden had hoped for.

George W. Bush has been asked many times since then whether he thought the Iraq invasion was a mistake, and has almost always answered that “history will ultimately judge”.  He is a content man.

Well, George, history’s verdict is in. March 20, 2003 is a day that will live in infamy.

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We are villains

In Can Life Prevail, Pentti Linkola writes,

“The US is the most wretchedly villainous state of all times. Anyone aware of global issues can easily imagine how vast the hatred for the United States – a corrupted, swollen, paralysing and suffocating political entity – must be across the Third World – and among the thinking minority of the West too.”

Clodovis Boff writes,

“The U.S. will never be a free and happy nation while they continue to exploit and marginalize the Third World. The Third World will never be happy or free so long as there is a First World stuck in the mire of consumerism, alienation, indifference.

WTF? How did we get here? How are we not only the bad guys, but the worst guys?

After WWII, we not only built our own economy, but helped improve the economic condition of people all around the world. Between 1970 and the 2008 financial crisis, global output quadrupled.

The number of people living in extreme poverty in developing countries fell from 42 percent in 1993 to 17 percent in 2011.

The percentage of children born in developing countries who died before their fifth birthday declined from 22 percent in 1960 to less than 5 percent by 2016.

Francis Fukuyama writes,

Yet statistics like these do not reflect the lived experience of many people. The shift of manufacturing from the West to low labor-cost regions has meant that Asia’s rising middle classes have grown at the expense of rich countries’ working-class communities. And from a cultural standpoint, the huge movement of ideas, people and goods across national borders has disrupted traditional communities and ways of doing business. For some this has presented tremendous opportunity, but for others it is a threat.

This disruption has been closely associated with the growth of American power and the liberal world order that the United States has shaped since the end of World War II. Understandably, there has been blowback, both against the United States and within the nation.

John F. Kennedy had understood these issues well. When he accepted his party’s nomination, he invented the “third world” idea, saying,

“Abroad, the balance of power is shifting. There are new and more terrible weapons, new and uncertain nations, new pressures of population and deprivation. One-third of the world, it has been said, may be free, but one-third is the victim of cruel repression, and the other one-third is rocked by the pangs of poverty, hunger and envy. More energy is released by the awakening of these new nations than by the fission of the atom itself.”

 And in his inaugural address,  he said,

“If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich.”

But JFK is long gone. We are embarking on the era of DJT.

Will our position in the world be improved in the coming years? Will the U.S. be less hated or hated even more? Will our petulant man-baby engage with these issues?

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You can’t eat money

Or breathe it.

Yesterday we had lunch with a woman from Beijing who mentioned how ironic it is that since the incoming American administration will be led by a climate-change denier and loaded with rich people who think environmental concerns are a left-wing conspiracy,  China will now have to take a world leadership role in this area.

Yes, we said. Why don’t the Kochs and their minions understand the threat here? Don’t rich people have to breathe the same air as poor people after all?

Turns out the answer is, no, they don’t. In China, you see, people who can afford it live in homes and work in offices where advanced technology has been deployed to keep the air cleaner than clean. Special filters and pressurization systems make sure that the upper crust never have to breathe the poison that most people there now see as normal.

In the U.S., the Dakota Access Pipeline is a project meant to reduce the cost of transporting crude oil. It’s an 1172 mile long pipe crossing four states and costing billions, and has been resisted by several small groups of activists supporting the interests of the Standing Rock Sioux, who fear it will ruin their drinking water and desecrate sacred burial sites. It’s supposed to go underneath a lake that serves as their reservoir.

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Yesterday, the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers denied a permit that would allow construction through the Standing Rock area. This is a huge victory for the opposition, but it’s never over until it’s over. And the oil companies usually find a way to get what they want.

Two firms involved, Energy Transfer Partners and Sunoco Logistics, attacked the move as a “purely political action”. They accused the White House of abandoning the rule of law “in favor of currying favor with a narrow and extreme political constituency”.

On January 20, 2017, Donald Trump will become president. Hope you like the taste of money.

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Donald J. Trump, Diplomat

So the man-baby isn’t even president yet and he’s already got India and China pissed off. With his free-wheeling tweet-it-from-the-gut style and his inability to take in information from people that actually know something, a couple of phone calls is all it took.

If someone calls him to congratulate him on being a fantastic guy, that person is his new Best Friend Forever and can do no wrong, at least until some criticism from that BFF reaches his ears, and then it’s twitter tantrum time. No need to look at a map to try to figure out where the BFF is calling from or what our relationship with his country or its neighbors might have been for decades.

If it’s Taiwan’s Tsai Ing-wen, a really tremendous person BTW,  what’s that got to do with U.S. policy  in China anyway? You say no president-elect, or president, has spoken to a Taiwan leader since Washington cut formal diplomatic ties with Taipei and recognized the People’s Republic in 1979? I say, pffft. If China doesn’t like it well it’s #TimeToGetTough

The people who think Trump is playing checkers regard this as reckless blundering. The people who think he’s playing chess say it’s a calculated move to respond to Chinese aggression in the South China Sea. I’m holding off my judgement until it’s been demonstrated that Trump can correctly point to the South China Sea on a map without Kellyanne Conway in the room. Or until someone convinces me Trump knows how to play checkers.

Back in 2012, Trump tweeted,

“Get it straight: Pakistan is not our friend. We’ve given them billions and billions of dollars, and what did we get? Betrayal and disrespect — and much worse #TimeToGetTough”

But that was before Pakistan’s Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif, a really tremendous person BTW, called him to say what a fantastic guy he is, and, bingo, all that touchy terrorism stuff is forgotten. Never happened. Don’t worry about it.

According to the Prime Minister,

“President Trump said Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif you have a very good reputation. You are a terrific guy. You are doing amazing work which is visible in every way. I am looking forward to see you soon. As I am talking to you Prime Minister, I feel I am talking to a person I have known for long. Your country is amazing with tremendous opportunities. Pakistanis are one of the most intelligent people. I am ready and willing to play any role that you want me to play to address and find solutions to the outstanding problems.”

What’s that you say? India and Pakistan don’t get along very well? Hmm. Well, uh, has anyone from India called to tell me I’m a fantastic guy? Not yet? Well, there’s the problem.

The good news is that Kellyanne Conway assures us that Trump has been fully briefed before talking to any world leader. Whew. That’s a relief. You had me going there for a minute.

 

Why we can’t have nice things

So we’ve mentioned what a failure City Hall Plaza is before. It’s a nine-acre plain of 1,246,343 bricks and nothing else.  We’re always interested in the latest plans and schemes to  make something useful out of it.

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Wind speed averages 24 miles per hour on a portion of the plaza’s barren flats, which was rated “dangerous and unacceptable” in a 1996 engineers’ study.

It originally had a fountain, which Architectural Digest hailed as Boston’s answer to Trevi Fountain in Rome! I’m guessing no one at that publication had ever actually seen Trevi.

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But the fountain leaked from the beginning, with the water going into the subway below, and quickly morphed into a weed-choked hole. It’s gone now -they put plywood over it and then concrete.

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In 2014, safety concerns were raised. The Boston Herald reported plywood under the concrete is severely waterlogged and sponge-like, and could be compromised. “Due to the observed plywood saturation, mold and insect infestation, we consider the remaining service life to be uncertain,” BSG Group engineers wrote in a report.

Over the years, lots of things have been suggested to improve the space. Jan Wampler, an MIT architecture professor who worked  for the Boston Redevelopment Authority, considered the plaza “horrible,” and in 1970 began suggesting improvements: a drive-in movie, maybe, or public vegetable gardens.

The cellist Yo-Yo Ma, who lives in nearby Cambridge, supported a proposed $4.5 million “music garden” inspired by Bach’s “First Suite for Unaccompanied Cello.” But after a year’s wrangling over money and scheduling, a frustrated Mr. Ma pulled up stakes and found another city: Toronto, where, in a day, he secured a prime three-acre site and basic backing for the deal.

In the 1990’s, mayor Tom Menino held a contest for the best ideas on what to do with it. 190 people submitted ideas, including put a ballpark there, or an abolitionist museum, a video village, a “Tomb of the Bambino” (for Babe Ruth).

In 1995, he formed The Trust for City Hall Plaza, a 33-member panel led by real estate developer Norman Leventhal, who was responsible for many successful projects in Boston, including the beloved Post Office Square park.

At hearings, a Trust member requesting anonymity said, referring to the City Council chambers, “Since the redesign process is starting from scratch, why not think big? Why not get rid of the monstrous City Hall building, an architectural Frankenstein, and replace it, in a new location on the lot, with something that works. This room is a prime example of what’s wrong with City Hall.  It’s a hearing room where you can’t hear.”

They came up with proposals that included a hotel, a glass-enclosed Winter Garden and cafe, civic green and more. But people in Boston objected to the Trust, saying it only had real estate developers and corporate interests on it, and not enough average citizens, and anyway it didn’t have the authority to recommend anything.

In Boston, everybody has to have their say and this usually means nothing can get done. Menino backed away from the Trust and their ideas withered away.

So here’s today’s brilliant idea: let’s let Delaware North transform City Hall Plaza into a winter wonderland, give it a hashtag, #BostonWinter, and then they can charge people money to use it!

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From Boston.com

For the entire month of December, Boston’s City Hall Plaza will be transformed into a magical land of winter festivities, New England’s first European-inspired holiday market featuring 42 shopping chalets, and attractions. Bostonians and visitors alike will be dazzled by the eclectic array of winter activities with more than 50 things to do, from wine and chocolate tastings, ice skating, live events and local artisans and musicians. #BostonWinter has plenty to offer all ages every day of the week from 11 a.m. daily through New Year’s Day. See website for holiday hours and evening closing times. Tickets for paid attractions are available online in advance (bit.ly/BostonWinterTix); shopping, public performance and browsing is free and open to the public. 

Closing times? Ticket prices? Will we never learn? This is why we can’t have nice things.

Birds head south, plastic heads north

It’s that time of year again. December in the Northeast means you can see the birds flying south. That is, you can see them if you’re not distracted by all the plastic hanging in the trees.

The leaves are now gone from the trees leaving an unobstructed view of what has replaced them. Plastic. Tons of it. And since its nobody is responsible for getting rid of it, it accumulates year to year.  It’s something you tend not to notice if you’re speeding by in your car. In the summer, if you’re out for a walk, you don’t notice it much because of the leaves.

It’s one of those things you don’t notice until someone draws your attention to it, and then you can’t stop noticing. This time of year, if you take a walk on the bike path next to the Charles River, you can see it in full bloom.

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There’s plenty of plastic along the banks of the river as well, but each year there are big volunteer efforts to clean up all the trash there, and they do a great job. The trees are a different problem, though. If you look carefully at the picture at the top of the Charles River Watershed site in that last link, you can see some tree plastic that will persist after the banks are clean.

Part of the problem is the cost of getting a single piece of plastic out of a single tree. Part of the problem is that many trees are in some weird no-man’s land of jurisdictional ambiguity. Who’s responsible for the trees between Storrow Drive and the Mass Pike? City of Boston? City of Cambridge? The Turnpike Authority? The DCR? And which of these has the budget they’d need (and the will to prioritize this) to start addressing the problem?

But most of the problem is the sheer volume of plastic that has been produced over the years. It doesn’t go anywhere once it is created. The wind takes it from place to place until the trees give it a permanent home.

Some progressive towns have now passed laws against the certain kinds of plastic, but the wind doesn’t pay attention to town borders, and the scale of the problem defies local control.

In the end, the visual pollution of the tree plastic is a minor annoyance, an insignificant whiff of the overall disaster here. Try doing a google image search of “wildlife plastic” if you really want to make yourself sick.

 

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The Master Distracter does it again

The other day, our president-elect tweeted (of course) that flag-burners should go to jail, and the media went ape-shit.

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The internet, talk radio, cable news, print news, and opinion writers all had a massive heart attack simultaneously:

From the left is was: Doesn’t he know the Supreme Court has ruled on this? Twice? Doesn’t he know even Scalia said its OK? Hasn’t he read the constitution? Doesn’t he know what free speech is? Does he know the difference between being president and emperor?

From the right is was: Finally a president who understands. Burning the flag is treason! You elitists don’t get it – desecrating the flag is desecrating our military. Most people agree flag burning should be illegal. Crooked Hillary also wanted to outlaw it!

But why was Trump even talking about flag burning at all? True, there had been a demonstration at tiny Hampshire College several weeks earlier, after which a flag had been burned. But that furor had died down and been replaced and replaced again by others. It certainly wasn’t in the actual news when he blasted out his twitter-twaddle.

Some say it was because he was watching a FoxNews piece about it at the time, and, impulsive man-baby that he is, couldn’t stop himself from firing off a stupid tweet. And why not? It would only strengthen his popularity among his supporters, and that has shown to be a winning strategy for him.

But that’s not what happened.

What happened is that Trump was really getting annoyed by the coverage of him that had filled the airwaves over the previous 48 hours. That coverage was actually about something serious (for a change) and was getting some traction. It was all about his conflicts of interest – how he already seemed to be using the office of the presidency to further his various businesses, how we didn’t even know what they all were because of his refusal to release his taxes, how we were in uncharted waters about what he would have to divest or put in blind trusts, and so on.

Ordinarily, Trump is happy as long as his name is all over the front pages, and it really doesn’t matter if the coverage is pro or con – either suits his purposes just fine.

During the campaign, monopolizing the news with his incendiary nonsense ensured that his opponents got no coverage – we weren’t even sure who they all were – and that he never had to address actual issues of government or policy. Whenever talk about him seemed to be ebbing, he’d throw some new gasoline on the fire.

But all the talk of conflict of interest was starting to have an effect, and he had to get us off it. Trump is the Master Distracter. Hence the flag-burning “controversy”.

Of course, all this would easily be countered by a journalistic profession that had some integrity and responsibility  and trusted the American people to have an attention span longer than Trump’s. But in the era of 24/7 news for profit, the beast must be fed. Even a serious story has a short life and must be set aside for new meat, serious or silly.

Journalism is dead. Twitter is alive. And Trump knows exactly what to do with these new realities. It’s time to face facts: Donald Trump is actually smarter than the rest of us.

A Hell of a summer

In the summer of 1941, Europe was at war, but America wasn’t. During that summer, two of baseball’s immortals were in their prime and putting on a show that dominated the news, sometimes putting events in Europe in the shadows for the average American.

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Ted Williams, then only 22 years old and in his third year with the Red Sox, was having a season for the ages. It would end with him hitting .406, the last man ever to reach the .400 level. In the 75 years since, only a couple of players have ever come close, though Williams himself almost did it again 16 years later, when he hit .388.

Joe DiMaggio, in his sixth year with the Yankees at age 26, put together a 56-game hitting streak, a record most think will never be broken. He won the MVP that year, for the second of the three times in his career, though, by any objective measure, Williams had the better year.

During the streak, which went from May 15 to July 17, DiMaggio batted .408 (he finished the year at .357). Over that same span, Williams hit .412. Baseball experts agree that the most important individual statistic is On-Base Percentage.  Williams’ OBP for the season was an astounding .553, while DiMaggio’s was a very good .448.  Williams had a slugging percentage of .735 while  Joe D. slugged .643.

But DiMaggio was playing in New York where most of the MVP-voting writers worshiped him, and Williams was playing in Boston where he had already begun his lifelong war of words with the press.

On June 22nd, Joe extended the streak to 35 games, as the Yankees beat Detroit 5-4 at home. He went 2 for 5, including a hit off Hal Newhouser, a future Hall-of-Famer. On that same day, the Nazis began Operation Barbarossa. They crossed into eastern Poland, violating the German-Soviet Non-aggression Pact that had partitioned Poland since August 1939, and, in doing so, opened up a second front in the war.

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The invasion of the Soviet Union brought millions of Jews under Nazi control. Jews in what is now Ukraine, Moldova, Belarus, and eastern Poland all paid the ultimate price as the Germans steamrolled their way to Stalingrad.

The big killing factories like Treblinka and Auschwitz were not yet fully functional, but the Nazis couldn’t wait. Village-by-village and city-by-city, the Jews were simply rounded up, marched to a suitable field nearby, and shot, often in full view of their neighbors, who were almost always the beneficiaries of the property left behind.

Within two years or so, 1.6 million Jews had been murdered in this Holocaust by Bullets.

On September 22, with only a week left in the 1941 baseball season, fans were rapt as Williams was still hanging on to his .400 average. He had a double in three trips against the Senators in Washington, which actually dropped his average a tick.

That same day was the end of the Jews in Vinnitsia, a good-sized Ukrainian city. More than 20,000 of them went to the pits to be shot. The last Jew alive in Vinnitsia is shown in this photo, where a proud member of Einsatzgruppe D finishes the day’s work.

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The Last Jew of Vinnitsia

I am quite sure the gentleman depicted here had a name, but it is lost to history. Any friend or family member who might be able to identify him from this picture was already dead in the pit below him by the time it was taken. He may have had children as well – did he sing them a lullaby at bedtime? He may have had a profession, hobbies, interests. Maybe he played a musical instrument – the violin, perhaps?  Maybe he liked chess. Maybe he was aware of DiMaggio’s streak, as Hemingway’s hero in The Old Man and the Sea was, or was hoping to find out if Teddy could finish above .400. It’s all possible.

On the last day of the baseball season, September 28, Williams’ average had dropped to .39955. The Red Sox had a meaningless doubleheader to play at Shibe Park in Philadelphia, and his manager, Joe Cronin, asked him if he wanted to sit it out so that his average could be entered into the books as .400. Williams famously declined, saying if he was going to hit .400, it would be for a full season, not a part of one. He then went out and got six hits in the two games, finishing the season at .406.

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That same day, in Kiev, the city’s Jews received this order:

“All the Yids of the city of Kiev and its vicinity must appear on Monday September 29, 1941 by 8 a.m. at the corner of Melnikova and Dokhterivskaya streets (next to the cemetery). Bring documents, money and valuables, and also warm clothing, bed linen etc. Any Yids who do not follow this order and are found elsewhere will be shot. Any civilians who enter the dwellings left by Yids and appropriate the things in them will be shot”.

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The Germans were ordering the Jews to show up to be shot. If they failed to do so, they would be shot. Over the next two days, 33,771 Jews were marched to a ravine at the edge of the city called Babi Yar and murdered there. It was the largest single massacre of the war.

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Marching to Babi Yar

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Later that day

The summer was over for Williams, DiMaggio and the Jews of Kiev. It was a Hell of a summer.

 

Turmoil, discovery, and creativity

In the 1960’s we experienced war, cultural upheaval, exploration of the unknown, and a creative explosion in the arts. But, for my money, it was the 90’s that was the real decade of turmoil, discovery, and creativity – the 1490’s.

Technology took a leap forward with DaVinci’s oil lamp in 1491 – its flame is enclosed in a glass tube placed inside a water-filled glass globe

In 1492, The Emir of Granada, Muhammad XII, surrendered to the army of Ferdinand II of Aragon and Isabella I of Castile bringing to an end the 780 years of Muslim control of Andalusia.

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Muhammad XII

In 1492, The Pentateuch, the first five books of the Old Testament, or Torah, was published for the first time.

Columbus set out to reach the orient by sailing west and stumbled on the “new world” in 1492, although it wasn’t really “new” to the people living there. The largest and slowest of his three ships, the Santa Maria, went aground on what is now Haiti and sank on a calm night in December. Only the cabin boy was steering the ship at the time as everyone else was asleep.

In 1492, the Spanish Inquisition, determined to enforce Catholicism and root out its enemies, was picking up steam. The Catholic monarchs issued the Alhambra Decree that forced the Jews of Castile and Aragon to convert, leave, or die. 200,000 Jews converted to Catholicism and between 40,000 and 100,000 were expelled. The Alhambra Decree was revoked in 1968.

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Ferdinand and Isabella

The most fortunate of the expelled Jews succeeded in escaping to Turkey. Constantinople had fallen to Muslim rule in 1453. Sultan Bajazet II welcomed the expelled Jews warmly. “How can you call Ferdinand of Aragon a wise king,” he was fond of asking, “the same Ferdinand who impoverished his own land and enriched ours?”

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Istanbul in 1493

In 1493, the Jews were expelled from Sicily

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The Aragonese Empire

Florence was the artistic, commercial, and homosexual capital of the known world, but in 1495,  Girolamo Savonarola held it in thrall with his prophecies of Florentine greatness. “Florence will be more glorious, more powerful and richer than ever, extending its wings farther than anyone can imagine”.  He had been assigned to Florence in 1490 by Lorenzo de Medeci, who died in 1492. Savonarola became a fierce critic of the Medecis and contributed to their downfall in 1494.

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Savonarola

In 1495, Savonarola began hosting his regular Bonfire of the Vanities. Anything associated with sin was thrown on the fire – combs, mirrors, jewelry, artwork, books, playing cards, cosmetics, fine clothing, musical instruments. Even Botticelli, swept up in Savonarola’s preaching, allegedly threw some of his paintings on the bonfire.

In 1496, King Manuel of Portugal concluded an agreement to marry Isabella, the daughter of Spain’s monarchs. As a condition of the marriage, the Spanish royal family insisted that Portugal expel her Jews. Only a few were actually expelled; tens of thousands of others were forcibly converted to Christianity on pain of death. The chief rabbi, Simon Maimi, was one of those who refused to convert. He was kept buried in earth up to his neck for seven days until he died. In the final analysis, all of these events took place because of the relentless will of one man, Tomas de Torquemada, the first Grand Inquisitor, who died in 1498.

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Torquemada

In 1497, Savonarola was excommunicated. In 1498, he was condemned as a heretic and schismatic, and hanged in the Piazza della Signoria (live cam).

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The Murder of Savonarola

The Pieta, perhaps the most beautiful single object ever produced by a man, was sculpted by Michelangelo in 1498.

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Da Vinci’s  “Last Supper”, painted on the wall in the dining room of the monastery at Santa Maria delle Grazie in Milan, was completed in 1498

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No doubt about it. The 1490’s were a wild ride with lots of high points and lots of lows.

The tyranny of the individual

The convergence of political correctness and identity politics has funneled us into an ever-attenuating tube of acceptable opinion and speech. It seems to me we are nearing the end of this tube and are now confronting its natural consequences.

We started out as a country committed to preventing the tyranny of the majority over minorities, mainly political and religious minorities, while preserving individual rights. We evolved into a society where minority interests took center stage and the majority had to accommodate whatever grievance was presented by whatever minority, no matter how small the group was. The logical conclusion of this is that minority groups as small as a single individual can now demand the acquiescence of everyone else.

Anyone on this flight allergic to peanuts? No peanuts for anyone else.

A really interesting article entitled “When Women Become Men at Wellesley” appeared in the New York Times a couple of years ago. It aggregates several of my favorite preoccupations:  racism, sexism, intellectual dishonesty, political correctness, the cowardice of university administrators, and more. But, in the end, it’s about what I would call “the tyranny of the individual”.

The article starts with a student at Wellesley College named Timothy Boatwright who wanted to run for MAC (Muticultural Affairs Coordinator)  on the student cabinet . Timothy describes himself as “masculine-of-center genderqueer”

A movement sprung up to oppose Timothy, called “The Campaign to Abstain”. The idea was that if enough people didn’t vote in the election, Timothy could be denied the office he wanted. But why deny him the office? There were dozens of trans and genderqueer people at Wellesley and no one had had any issues before. Or at least no one had talked about any.

The principal argument of the Campaign to Abstain was, “Of all the people at a multiethnic women’s college who could hold the school’s “diversity” seat, the least fitting one was a white man.”

Put another way, all would have been well if Timothy had been a black woman, a black man, or a white woman. But he was a white man, and this was too much.  I don’t know whether this falls under the heading of racism, sexism, or both. I’ll leave that for someone smarter than me to sort out. It’s something, though – that I can tell you.

And why would Timothy want to go to an all women’s college in the first place? Well, “because it seemed safer physically and psychologically”. He knew who he was in high school, before applying to college, and was “out” as transgender to his friends, though not his mother. But he didn’t reveal his gender identity on his application, partly because his mother helped him with it (really? why?) and partly because, as he put it, “it seemed awkward to write an application essay for a women’s college on why you were not a woman.”

No shit.

It would indeed have been awkward to write it, and, you would think, awkward to live it.

But he needed his safe place, so honesty on the application was not really a priority. As we have all come to understand, a “safe” place is an absolute requirement for anyone under 30. If someone feels unsafe or discriminated against in some way, the rest of us – all of us – must right the wrong. So many snowflakes to accommodate!

The number of women-only colleges has shrunk down to a precious few and they struggle to remain viable.  Should they modify their charter to stay alive? Turn their back on their founding principles to save their jobs? Attempt to satisfy all special-interest groups in the name of progressivism and inclusion, even when doing so betrays their most sacred principles? And what about the alumnae who don’t like the changes they see and may withdraw support?

According to the article,

Women’s colleges argued that they offered a unique environment where every student leader was a woman, where female role models were abundant, where professors were far more likely to be women and where the message of women’s empowerment pervaded academic and campus life.

A Wellesley student, Laura Bruno, in describing in a radio interview what she thought the benefits of women-only education were said, “We look around and we see only women, only people like us, leading every organization on campus, contributing to every class discussion.”

Kaden Mohamed, another student, heard this and was horrified. He demanded an apology, which he got. In an email, he said Laura’s speech was “extremely disrespectful.” Really? “Extremely”?

He continued: “I am not a woman. I am a trans man who is part of your graduating class, and you literally ignored my existence in your interview. . . . You had an opportunity to show people that Wellesley is a place that is complicating the meaning of being an ‘all women’s school,’ and you chose instead to displace a bunch of your current and past Wellesley siblings.” 

OMG! Kaden was “literally ignored” in someone else’s interview? This cannot stand!  He was aggrieved, and no individual’s grievance can be left unaddressed.

What has become of sisterhood? Or even siblinghood?

Around campus, more and more students were replacing “sisterhood” with “siblinghood” in conversation. Even the school’s oldest tradition, Flower Sunday — the 138-year-old ceremony that paired each incoming student with an upper-class Big Sister to support her — had become trans-inclusive. Though the school website still describes Flower Sunday as “a day of sisterhood,” the department that runs the event yielded to trans students’ request and started referring to each participant as a Big or Little “Sister/Sibling” — or simply as Bigs and Littles.

Some female students, meanwhile, said Wellesley wasn’t female enough. They complained among themselves and to the administration that sisterhood had been hijacked. “Siblinghood,” they argued, lacked the warm, pro-women connotation of “sisterhood,” as well as its historic resonance. Others were upset that even at a women’s college, women were still expected to accommodate men, ceding attention and leadership opportunities intended for women. Still others feared the changes were a step toward coeducation. Despite all that, many were uneasy: as a marginalized group fighting for respect and clout, how could women justify marginalizing others?

The  Wellesley administration is tied up in a gordian knot of political correctness, with individuals and groups arguing with each other over what is correct.  What to do? Ultimately, I’m pretty sure they’ll do whatever cowards do. Leadership and taking a strong stand on controversial issues never gets you anywhere in those jobs.

You can’t solve this or any dispute to everyone’s satisfaction, and since each individual must be satisfied, the only answer can be one which would piss everyone off equally. If Solomon were here, he would divide this baby into 2300 pieces, accommodating each of the 2300 individual tyrants in the student body.

At the end of the tube of political correctness and identity politics is the end of Wellesley College.

 

 

 

“History will absolve me.”

As Donald Trump has informed us via Twitter, “Fidel Castro is dead!” Thanks, man-baby.  How would we ever get the latest without you?  And with that exclamation point you threw in there – well, who can say you aren’t The Great Communicator now?

For the people who loved Fidel, he was a heroic savior, and for the people who hated him, a murderous tyrant.  In any case, his was a remarkable life. A successful revolutionary at 32, the “maximum leader” of a country for most of five decades, and a major thorn in the side of the greatest military and economic power in history.

He was an educated man,  a man of great physical courage, unbreakable conviction in the rightness of his cause, and a spellbinding orator. When he was arrested by Batista in 1953, he said,

“I know that imprisonment will be harder for me than it has ever been for anyone, filled with cowardly threats and hideous cruelty. But I do not fear prison, as I do not fear the fury of the miserable tyrant who took the lives of 70 of my comrades. Condemn me. It does not matter. History will absolve me.”

In an effort to prove he wasn’t a dictator, Batista released him and his followers after being elected president the following year, and,  in 1959, he was overthrown by Castro.

As Maximum Leader, Castro micro-managed every aspect of life in Cuba. Many say he improved health care and literacy for the people of Cuba, or at  least the ones he didn’t rob, jail or murder.

Will history absolve him? No way.

As we have learned the hard way, the problem with overthrowing a regime is figuring out what to  put in its place, and Fidel chose to throw in with the bad guys.  He declared himself a Marxist-Leninist and cast his country’s fate with that of the Soviet Union.  Apart from bringing the world to the brink of nuclear war, this meant assuring dependence on an economic model that could never succeed.

To be fair, he had little choice in the matter.  With Castro instituting agrarian reform, “nationalizing” foreign oil interests, and eventually seizing all foreign-owned property, the U.S. figured he had to go.

Decades of mutual hostility and intransigence ensued, and it may still be difficult to get beyond that, even now with Castro gone.

But the real problem with Castro, and the reason history will not absolve him, is that he saw himself, personally, as the Cuban government.  Dictators all over the world, whether religious, military, or royal, all have the same problem.

When a country gives itself over to a cult of personality, when its military is accountable only to one individual, when no orderly succession is enshrined in the founding documents, and when the “strongman” retains his grip until he is incapacitated decades later, the “revolution” is lost and the citizens will suffer.

A benevolent dictator is still a dictator.

Pinkwashing

I’m making myself sick. The more I learn about some of the things Israel’s detractors say about it and about Jewish people, the less I feel like writing anything.

In mentioning the despicable Jasbir Puar yesterday, I found myself going down a rabbit hole I wish I never saw. I  was aware only in a broad sense of how poorly Jewish students and any pro-Israel voices have been treated in recent years on many college campuses, but reading this article and some of the links in it really made me feel bad.

Not gonna say much more about it, other than I did learn what  “pinkwashing” is. Turns out that Israeli friendliness towards the LGBT community is actually a conspiracy to “brand” Israel as a progressive, western-style state and recruit gay people from elsewhere to support its criminal activities.

Childishness and condescension on campus

Guess what this lecture is about. I’ll give you a buck if you can do it just by reading this description:

“This lecture theorizes oscillating relations between disciplinary, pre-emptive, and increasingly prehensive forms of power that shape human and non-human materialities in Palestine. Calculation, computing, informational technologies, surveillance, and militarization are all facets of prehensive control. Further, the saturation of spatial and temporal stratum in Palestine demonstrates the use of technologies of measure to manufacture a “remote control” occupation, one that produces a different version of Israeli “home invasions” through the maiming and stunting of population”.

Give up? It’s about how Jews suck. And they’re harvesting organs of Palestinians. And stunting their growth by poisoning them. And lots of other bad shit, too. The lecture was given at Vassar College. The Daily News (OK, I get it – consider the source) calls it Hatred on the Hudson.

Vassar is one of the most expensive colleges in the country. A lot of kids are going into debt to get a degree at a time when the value of that degree in the job market is more in question. At the same time, kids are learning less and less.

A recent ACTA-commissioned survey found that more than one-third of college graduates could not place the Civil War in a correct 20-year span or identify Franklin Roosevelt as the architect of the New Deal; that 58 percent did not know that the Battle of the Bulge occurred in World War II; and that nearly half did not know the lengths of the terms of U.S. senators and representatives.

Yet this nutty woman is given a platform to mold young minds. I guess as long as the message is smothered in that dense linguistic porridge of fuss and feathers that “academics” prefer, well, it must be something worth learning.

But the real story here is how colleges and universities have abandoned academic standards as a necessary part of remaining financially viable. Their mission used to be to educate, but now it is to retain valued customers by giving them what they want.

And what they want is to complain. But they want a safe place to do it, free from the “triggers” of contrary points of view (or facts, for that matter). George Will (yes, again, I know), wrote a piece in the Washington Post recently that began,

Many undergraduates, their fawn-like eyes wide with astonishment, are wondering: Why didn’t the dean of students prevent the election from disrupting the serenity to which my school has taught me that I am entitled? Campuses create “safe spaces” where students can shelter from discombobulating thoughts and receive spiritual balm for the trauma of microaggressions. Yet the presidential election came without trigger warnings?

The morning after the election, normal people rose — some elated, some despondent — and went off to actual work. But at Yale University, that incubator of late-adolescent infants, a professor responded to “heartfelt notes” from students “in shock” by making that day’s exam optional.

And went on to note:

Bowdoin College provided counseling to students traumatized by the cultural appropriation committed by a sombrero-and-tequila party. Oberlin College students said they were suffering breakdowns because schoolwork was interfering with their political activism. California State University at Los Angeles established “healing” spaces for students to cope with the pain caused by a political speech delivered three months earlier . Indiana University experienced social-media panic (“Please PLEASE PLEASE be careful out there tonight”) because a Catholic priest in a white robe, with a rope-like belt and rosary beads, was identified as someone “in a KKK outfit holding a whip.”

A doctoral dissertation at the University of California at Santa Barbara uses “feminist methodologies” to understand how Girl Scout cookie sales “reproduce hegemonic gender roles.” The journal GeoHumanities explores how pumpkins reveal “racial and class coding of rural versus urban places.” Another journal’s article analyzes “the relationships among gender, science, and glaciers.”

He connected it all back up to the election by saying:

Academia should consider how it contributed to, and reflects Americans’ judgments pertinent to, Donald Trump’s election. The compound of childishness and condescension radiating from campuses is a reminder to normal Americans of the decay of protected classes — in this case, tenured faculty and cosseted students.

In short, we’re getting the government we deserve.

Tiny-handed man-baby plays nice

So, in the last few days, we have seen “good Trump” on ample display. He had a nice meeting with the Failing New York Times, backed away from his pledge to lock up Crooked Hillary, nominated a couple of women for top jobs without grabbing them by the pussy, and so on.

He gave a Thanksgiving address, or should I say made a Thanksgiving video, calling for unity after a long and bruising campaign (without mentioning that he caused almost all the bruising).

Why? Why now? What’s in it for him?

A friend of the blog offered the theory that he’s worried about the upcoming electoral college vote on December 19, and is being told to present a saner version of his mercurial self until that hurdle has been cleared.

As we all know by now, Trump lost the popular vote by over two million votes. That’s a lot! Clinton has 232 pledged Electoral College votes and would need only 38 faithless electors to change their vote, which, in 22 states,  they would be entirely within their rights to do.

It’s a longshot at best, but many of those electors have been getting an earful. An online petition already has 4.5 million signatures. Apart from the fact that he lost the popular vote and is seen by most as temperamentally unfit for the job, he accepted illegal campaign contributions amounting to $1.3 million and the Trump foundation has admitted self dealing to the IRS.

In addition to all that, there is the whole question of conflicts of interest with his various businesses. Although he claims that “the president cannot have a conflict of interest” and that the law is on his side (amazingly, he could be right on this!), that may not be enough.

The emoluments clause in the constitution prohibits receiving gifts from foreign powers, and, depending on how you want to define “gift”, Trump could be in a lot of trouble here.

To put this in perspective, Obama had to jump through a lot of hoops to figure out whether accepting the Nobel Prize was a violation of the Emoluments clause.

Whether Trump’s conflicts of interest are something for the electoral college to sort out, or whether it will be the job of congress or the Supreme Court, is yet to be seen. But if you were an elector, perhaps it would tip the scales for you. There’s already plenty of weight on the side of the faithless.

In the meantime, on Thanksgiving, we can give thanks for a few days of relative normalcy in Mar-a-Lago.

Sounds OK in English, doesn’t it?

Hail Victory! Hail Trump!

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A group of clean-cut young Americans who love their country are enthusiastic about the incoming administration and want to make our country great – what’s wrong with that?

Don’t you want to make our country great, too? Are you opposed to making our country great? Are you opposed to our government? Maybe you aren’t very patriotic. Maybe you’re on the wrong side of the conflict here. Maybe you’re an enemy of America. Better watch yourself.

A perfectly normal young American guy, Richard Spencer wants to make America great again. Just like the incoming president does. Why should a fine young man like this have to keep his enthusiasm to himself? Isn’t he just saying the obvious, the thing we’re all thinking – that white lives matter?

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It’s not like he’s some sort of evil fanatic, is it? I don’t see any weird little mustache or anything, do you?

Who can argue with his principles? Like he said, “America was until this past generation a white country designed for ourselves and our posterity. It is our creation, it is our inheritance, and it belongs to us.”   Or, “Our dream is a new society, an ethno-state that would be a gathering point for all Europeans. It would be a new society based on very different ideals than, say, the Declaration of Independence.”?

Spencer has every reason to  expect our new president to start in on the changes we need to make. This is what was promised during the campaign and this is why we voted for him.

And Trump has already done everything he could possibly do to discourage any inappropriate speech, so let’s get started. As Kellyanne Conway said on PBS Newshour last night, “Trump has been very clear in disavowing” any inappropriate speech.

Nothing left to say after that, right?

Hail Victory! Hail Trump!

Are there really two Trumps?

Trump took to social media to “address” the country about the priorities of his coming administration yesterday. This was in the form of a short Youtube video, in which he talked about how he was going to create “many millions” of jobs (by lifting restrictions on the coal industry), revoke and “renegotiate” trade agreements, and impose lobbying bans

In terms of content, it was just a rehash of some of his campaign blather, though he did manage to steer clear of the more incendiary provocations of the campaign, i.e. the building of a wall, deportation of millions, and revocation of the ACA.

In terms of form, there were a couple noteworthy elements. The first is the choice of Youtube, rather than a TV address or press conference, of which there have been none since the election. In the past, the use of social media for such messages has been thought to be too like simple propaganda, though Obama has done some of it. For the coming administration, it is now clear that this will be the norm.

The main “new” element in this communication was Trump speaking in a more moderate way, staying on script, using a teleprompter, and being “presidential”. There was no Trumpian bombast, no fight-picking, no singling out of critics for retaliation.

This was taken by many, including the New York Times, as evidence that there are really two Trumps, that Trump is very “self-aware”, and that he chooses carefully which Trump to present based on his objective. He has said he is capable of being “very boring” when he needs to be, meaning go five seconds without calling someone a name, and this video “proves” that.

If only.

In fact, there are not two Trumps. There is only one Trump and one Conway. What we see here is the momentary triumph of his handlers in their ongoing effort to reign in their impulsive man-baby. They wrote out a not-too-long message which he was able to deliver, selfie-style, into an iPhone camera without any tantrums before returning to the more pressing business of flipping channels, looking for his name on the internet, and grabbing the occasional stranger by the pussy.

Trump is going to show us how to be president in the internet age. He will do it from home using only his cell phone. No need to come to Washington, no need to meet with congressman, no need to deal with the press, no need to modify his family life or business interests in any way.

He can do it part-time without changing any of his real priorities. There may not be two Trumps, but perhaps this isn’t a bad thing. One is enough.

 

And the 2016 Stewie award goes to…

Teddy Ebersol’s Red Sox Fields! Also known at Stewie Committee Headquarters as the “Teddy Ebersol Grass Museum”.

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Congratulations, Teddy!  For the 8th consecutive year, Teddy Ebersol’s Red Sox Fields has garnered the prestigious Stewie, which is awarded annually to the second worst public space in the Boston area.

Here is a brief FAQ about the prestigious Stewie award and its 2016 winner.

What qualifies as a “public space”?

Any place that is open to the public, whether owned or maintained using tax dollars or is privately controlled.  Examples include public parks (of course), airport terminals, train stations, college campuses, waterways, “greenways”, bike trails, and so on.

How does the Stewie committee determine what a bad public space is?

Well, it’s the opposite of a good public space, which is one that is well used, one that invites you in, one that is known as a good place to meet old or new friends, one that is accessible, comfortable, and functions well as intended.

An example of a good public space is Post Office Square Park, formerly a parking garage, now an inviting urban oasis. Privately developed and maintained.

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Everybody in the area gravitates to it and enjoys it.

Why does the Stewie go to the second worst public space in Boston and not the worst?

Because there is no question about which space is worst and therefore no surprise about who would get the award. The worst public space in Boston, and maybe anywhere in the country, is, and always will be, City Hall Plaza. It is a vast Sahara of bricks, unbroken by any shade, benches, greenery, water, or other indication that human beings might be able to survive on it for more than a couple of minutes.  It is such a complete and abject failure that no other space could ever hope to compete.

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It can only be seen as “successful” if its objective was to keep you from ever entering City Hall itself, the brutalist monstrosity which is also a horribly failed public space.

Who is Teddy Ebersol?

He was the 14 year old son of Dick Ebersol and Susan Saint James who was killed in a chartered jet crash in 2004 in Colorado.

What does this have to do with the field we’re talking about?

Nothing. Absolutely nothing.  The kid was a Red Sox fan. The father was an NBC exec who is friends with Tom Werner, a Red Sox team owner.  They all figured a good way to memorialize the kid was to appropriate a well-used public space and put their own stamp on it.

Isn’t this another example of the privatization of public resources?

Yes. Yes it is. You have to make an appointment to use the field. It’s “closed” one day a week.  The permitting process is guided by an unnamed Advisory Board, and the permit schedule is not made public.  All weekday field use is permitted to Hill House, a Beacon Hill community group.

What are some other examples of privatization?

Development of beach front real estate that de jure still allows public access to the beach, but de facto makes it almost impossible

Converting metered parking spaces on public streets to reserved spots for Zip-cars and the like.

Allowing small planes to pull ad banners over public spaces, creating flying lawn-mower noise pollution  that makes enjoying your back yard difficult in summer.

Closing off the Boston Esplanade to public use for a week before the July 4 concert for “security reasons”, and reserving large spaces in the venue for “VIPs.”

Allowing tour buses filled with people who want to gawk at Harvard or M.I.T. to park in public bus stops, making it difficult for the public to access their bus and creating unneeded traffic jams.

Private interests have transformed what once was a well utilized and loved space into a virtual “Grass museum”.  You can go by there at any time on a beautiful spring or summer day and see not a soul.  Once in a while you might see a pack of Beacon Hill nannies with their toddlers off to the side in the shade, wearing their play-time helmets and slathered with sun-screen, but that’s about it.

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It is the most underutilized public space in Boston. For decades, this space had been a great destination for anybody wanting to play with their dog, throw a football around, smoke a joint, make out with their love-interest, take a bag lunch, or just hang out.  It was well used with no complaints. No more.

Everyone is sorry about Teddy dying in the plane crash, but there simply has to be a better way to honor his memory than to take away a well-used public space and substitute a never-used grass museum.

Today, everything about Teddy Ebersol says, “Keep Out”, and that’s why it’s a perpetual Stewie award winner.  Congratulations and well done.

President of the people who like him

Once again, our President-elect has chosen to create a spat and escalate it to a media-saturating battle in the culture wars, or, more accurately, a battle between Trump and anyone who criticizes him directly or indirectly.

As everyone now knows, Mike Pence went to a performance of Hamilton, after which cast members addressed him from the stage and expressed the desire that the new administration should work “on behalf of all of us”.

It was an unprecedented and inappropriate calling-out of an audience member, true. But it comes after an unprecedented and inappropriate Trump/Pence campaign. Everything has been changed now, and it wasn’t the Hamilton cast that changed it.

Pence behaved with dignity and, one might say, a bearing appropriate to the highest office in the land. He listened to what was said, smiled, and left. That, for anyone who may have forgotten, is what’s known as being “presidential”.

Trump, on the other hand, immediately dropped what he was doing up in his tower (filling out his cabinet with white men) to take to the Twitter once more. He demanded an apology from the cast. Then he belittled them for not being able to memorize their lines – typical made-up Trumpian nonsense which he deleted shortly after posting .

This is the opposite of being “presidential”, something even many Republicans now acknowledge. It is exactly the kind of behavior Trump has repeatedly engaged in that signals he will use the office not to work on behalf of us all, as the Hamilton cast hoped, but to work against those who criticize him.

To underscore this mission, Newt Gingrich, one of Trump’s strongest supporters, said about the Hamilton furor, “President-elect Trump is signaling that he will fight for his team and his policies”.

Exactly the problem. “His team” should be all Americans, not just those who admire him. Save the fighting for our enemies, not your critics. Unfortunately, this is not anything new for Trump. It’s who he always has been. What you’ve seen is what you’ll be getting.

One thing that has become clear, though, is that when Trump says or does something for which an apology might be warranted (in this case, inexplicably accusing the cast of the most successful production in recent theater history of not being able to read lines), he does not apologize. He never apologizes. He simply deletes the thing for which he might apologize and, presto, it never happened.

Conversely, Trump is constantly demanding apologies from others, or threatening to sue them, or both. He is perpetually aggrieved. Looking at the first few pages of a quick google search of  the term “Trump demands apology”, you can get the idea.

Trump has recently demanded apologies from:

FoxNews for using foul language

Former Mexican president for saying they won’t be paying for a wall 

Hillary Clinton for the “deplorables” remark

Hillary Clinton for calling him ISIS’ best recruiter

Hillary Clinton for causing death and destruction

The Onion for being The Onion

A “crazy“ MSNBC host for questioning one of his supporters

The New York Times for saying he mocked Serge Kovaleski

The New York Times for publishing a story about his groping victims

David Cameron for saying Trump’s remarks on Muslims were divisive

Ted Cruz for his anti-Trump campaign ads

Et cetera, et cetera, ad nauseum.

To be fair, other Republican presidents never apologized either, and Republicans often accuse Democrats of apologizing when they shouldn’t, and of thereby diminishing our great country. This may explain Trump’s appeal to his admirers, but it doesn’t explain his actions. His refusal to apologize is not a republican trait or strategy. In fact, many have pointed out that Trump is hardly a Republican at all.

No, the Trump case is unlike anything we’ve seen before. In the first place, Trump can’t go a day without doing something which cries out for apology, so the sheer volume of transgressions is new.

But mainly it’s Trump himself. He’s simply unlike anyone who has reached this level before. Many who voted for him see his intransigence and bellicosity as great strengths. Many who are reviled by him think the opposite. Can Trump be the president of both groups, the president of all of us?

 

 

 

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Narcissist

Our country is designed to work on the principle of checks and balances. No one arm of the government can override the other two. It’s a lot like the rules of Rock/Paper/Scissors that way. Neither the Legislature, the Judiciary, or the Executive can impose its will on the other two. At least that’s the way the Constitution wants it to be.

The President can veto legislation passed by Congress. Congress can block  Supreme  Court nominees or re-write legislation the Supreme Court has ruled on. The Supreme Court can determine the legality of presidential actions or even elections.

Or going around the circle the other way, the President can appoint Supreme Court justices, the Supreme Court can approve or invalidate legislation, and Congress can override presidential vetoes or even impeach the president.

But there are some new elements in the mix now. First, both houses of congress are now not just “Republican”, but stacked with either people who profess not to believe in government at all, or who are beholden or committed to the Koch agenda one way or another. They are unlikely to push back on any Trump initiative. Or any Trump court, cabinet, or ambassadorial appointee. Or any executive order.

Also Trump may have the opportunity to nominate multiple Supreme Court Justices. He will certainly nominate one and that alone will tilt the court his way.

And second, we will have a President with no government experience of any kind, one who’s never been elected as even blackboard-monitor in grade school as far as we know. We’ll have a president who has bloviated about how he’ll drain the swamp, prosecute his opponents, punish our trading partners, invalidate our treaties, and abandon our allies.

We’ll have a president who has proven that avenging any perceived slight and attacking any perceived enemy is the highest priority. A president whose inner circle consists entirely of family members and sycophants. A president who has begun appointing a cabinet of nitwits, dipshits, and nutjobs.

We will have president who clearly demonstrates all the elements of Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

What will become of the checks and balances here? Who will ever say no to this guy?

Who’s going to say no to Trump when he wants to bring his kids to meetings with heads of state  or security briefings?

Who’s going to say no to him when he decides he’d rather sleep in his own bed in New York every night, traffic below be damned, and not reside in Washington at all?

Who’s going to say no to him when he refuses to divest or even disclose conflicts of interests related to his businesses? Or even medical or psychiatric issues?

Who’s going to say no to him when he denies press credentials or refuses to even hold press conferences at all?

Who’s going to say no to him when he wants to defy anti-nepotism laws? Or any laws at all for that matter?

These are all seemingly small things that have either already happened or are about to. Let’s not yet contemplate the potential here for persecuting minorities, destroying the environment, or starting wars.

The rules of the game are changing. Narcissist covers rock. Narcissist cuts paper. Narcissist crushes scissors.

 

Only two kinds of people in the world

There are only two kinds of people in the world: the kind that thinks there are only two kinds of people in the world, and the other kind.

So what divides us the most consistently and predictably? And by “us” I mean all of humanity.  Is it my religion vs. your religion? My language vs. yours? Liberal vs conservative? Haves vs. have-nots?

I think the most universal source of differences among us has to be the urban/rural divide.

If you come from a remote, sparsely populated place where your nearest neighbor is a long way off and where self-sufficiency is vital, you probably have a really different outlook on life than the person who lives in a big city in close proximity to all kinds of other people and who is not required to grow his own food or build his own house.

If you look at the places around the world where religion and culture have merged, where local government is everything and federal government is nothing, where women are most thoroughly under the control of men, where factional warfare between families, tribes, villages, sects and so on is the most common and persistent, well, you’re looking at sparsely populated, remote regions. Think Afghanistan, Yemen, Rwanda.

Even in a world of universal connectivity and instantaneous, affordable global communication, if you live in a place where you come in personal contact mainly with the same people and their families every day for your whole life, you’re going to have a much different perspective than someone who lives in a bigger city, or who travels a lot and maybe has lived in a few different places in his life.

In this country, talking about the divide between red states and blue states misses the point completely. At the state level, there is really very little difference among us, which is why the “swing” states swing.

But if you look below the covers, even to the county level, a clearer picture emerges.

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Better yet, think of it as regions of population sparsity/density and  the differences between Trump America and Clinton America are clear.

Trump America

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Clinton America

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Virtually every medium and large population center in the U.S. went “Blue”. We live in a highly developed, affluent country where everyone speaks the same language, spends the same currency, has access to the same TV shows, buys the same range of products from the same companies, and so on. But the urban/rural divide asserts itself nonetheless. It’s not so very different from living in Kandahar vs., say, Helmand province. Or Karachi vs. Waziristan.

I don’t know how our differences can be reconciled if the three branches of the federal government and the fourth estate, too, pander to and amplify those differences. And even if they don’t.

Twidiot Tweets Twaddle

For the love of God. What a thin-skinned man-baby we’ve elected. The smartest thing his people ever did, or should I say tried to do, was to get Trump to stop tweeting for just a couple of days. But it didn’t take. Trump just can’t help himself

Obama isn’t gone and I already miss him. To my knowledge, he never rose to the ample bait that FoxNews chummed out continuously for eight years. He would have been right to point out the falsehoods they spewed, to say that they weren’t a “news” organization at all, to accuse them of weakening the power and prestige of the office with their nonsense. But he had the dignity and self-control not to.

If he had taken issue with them, it would have been through back channels, or perhaps indirectly by referring to the right wing media in general. But never impulsively. Never in the middle of the night. And certainly never on Twitter.

Trump has chosen to create and escalate an absurd spat with the New York Times, even before taking office. There is nothing at stake for him in this, nothing to be gained. He’s no longer trying to persuade people to vote for him. If it’s not just  a reflexive narcissism or some misplaced sense of outraged victimhood,  it’s hard to understand his motive.

It’s a lot like the name-calling of opponents during the primaries, or the constant threatening of lawsuits against detractors. It puts people on the defensive and creates a chilling effect for any future coverage or interaction. This would be the kind of “long game” that Trump admirers might suggest is actually his brilliance at work, that has proven effective in the end as is evidenced by his election. I don’t think so. I think he’s just a man-baby. And a twidiot.

It creates a “tone at the top” of his organization that spills out all around him.  Many have been struck by the “sore winner” vibe coming from Trump Tower. Eliot A. Cohen noted it. Corey Lewandowski had an  epic meltdown on election night because Clinton wasn’t conceding fast enough.

The NYT has reported nothing inaccurate (unlike Fox). If something ultimately is shown to be inaccurate, they’ll retract it without having to be shamed into it or sued. They’re not The National Enquirer. But the colicky man-baby can’t be soothed when it comes to the NYT. This WaPo piece points out 30% of Trump’s post-election tweets have been shots at the NYT.

And true to his playground-bully roots, he often includes his favorite epithet. If you liked “Lyin’ Ted” or “Crooked Hillary”, you’ll love “The Failing New York Times”. Is this “presidential”? Is this good for the country? Is it good for Trump? Can’t anyone stop it?

Melania? Jared? Ivanka? Kellyanne?

There must be someone who can finally  deliver the simple message:  Put. The Twitter. Down.

Meet the Shadow-President-Elect

His name his Jared Kushner. He was Trump’s closest adviser during the campaign, has now taken over the transition, and, if Trump gets his way, will soon have Top Secret clearance and will be sitting next to Trump during national security briefings.

Now, it’s clear that someone has to pay attention during security briefings (and all matters that require learning something), since Trump has an extremely short attention span, no capacity for study or preparation, and prefers to make decisions based on intuition, which, unfortunately, changes from minute to minute and seems mostly to reflect the views of the last person he talked to. But Jared Kushner?

The younger Bush was similar to Trump when it came to learning and paying attention, and he delegated almost all the heavy lifting to Dick Cheney. A lot of people initially took comfort in the fact that Cheney was a serious political player, a man of “gravitas” with a very impressive resume, including being a congressman, Secretary of Defense, and of course, Vice President. He already had Top Secret clearance, so he didn’t need to bend any laws to get it. But despite the qualifications and gravitas, the shadow presidency of Dick Cheney was a disaster.

Kushner is as unqualified to hear national security briefings as Trump. Our 1967 anti-nepotism laws specifically make him ineligible, but if anyone thinks that will prevent Trump from getting his way, well, no. Let’s just hope the son-in-law has a better attention span than the father-in-law.

In any case, we are about to have both a manifestly unqualified president and a manifestly unqualified shadow president as well. This can’t be good.

Kushner is Trump’s son-in-law, married to daughter Ivanka.  He’s a lot like Trump was at his age – inherited real estate money, had help getting into good schools, and partnered with his father on almost all things. It’s not clear what his business “successes” might be, but then he’s only 35 years old. He has no government experience and certainly no gravitas.

As with Trump, family loyalty and alliances are what matter to Kushner, and, like Trump, he’s a vindictive little shit. Look forward to four years of settling scores, real and imagined. It has already started with the gutting of Chris Christie’s transition work over the last couple of months. Christie may be a Trump supporter, but he’s on Kushner’s enemies list because he prosecuted Kushner’s sleazebag father  and put him in jail in New Jersey. Therefore Christie must be punished, diminished, and his work must be scrapped.

Anyway, if you thought that Trump would have the good sense to surround himself with vetted experts and experienced operatives, you were mistaken. What you saw in the campaign is what you’ll be getting for the next four years.

If you thought, as Obama suggested, that the seriousness of the office has a way of sobering you up and making you understand the importance of the task at hand, it looks like that, too, is in doubt. Your new shadow-president is Jared Kushner.

 

Ohiowa has its say

Paul Krugman wrote an excellent piece just before the election describing the ways the whole thing had been rigged against Hillary. Here’s a quick summary:

  1. State governments did all they could to suppress minority voting
  2. Russian intelligence hacked Dem emails then released through Wikileaks
  3. Comey deliberately spread innuendo that hurt Hillary
  4. Foxnews trumpeting falsehoods, retracted, if at all, after damage done
  5. Mainstream media clearly favoring the lying candidate with no proposals
  6. Absurd media obsession with Hillary’s emails

In the end, it was simply that the potential Trump voters were energized to show up and vote, and the expected Hillary base, i.e. the coalition of youth, minorities, blue collar workers, women, etc, were not.

This coalition was built by Obama, an inspirational and charismatic figure. Hillary is not an inspirational or charismatic figure. She is not a natural retail politician, does not like to press the flesh, and does not smile easily. When she does smile, it seems fake, and somehow this translates into “not trustworthy”.

Moreover, she had little in the way of a transformational message to offer. To be fair, just running on another four years of doing what we were doing over the last eight should have been enough, particularly when the opposition is a liar, a con man, and certainly the least qualified candidate ever to be nominated by a major party, both by temperament and experience.

It seems weird to say, but the inspirational and charismatic candidate was Trump. As many others have pointed out, the lightning he captured in a bottle was the profound exhaustion that everyone in “flyover country” feels about “political correctness”.

They are sick of being called racists, homophobes, Islamaphobes, and whatever else simply for being Republicans, or for not abandoning what they feel are common sense positions fast enough to suit the college professors and talking heads.

They feel that if aliens arrived on earth tomorrow, they would think maybe 30% of our population must be transgender based on the volume of discussion of transgender issues. They want to understand why we have to  spend so much time and energy discussing the “persecution” that less than 1% of the population suffers for not being welcomed into the bathroom of their choice.

They  resent being called insensitive if they haven’t kept abreast of the already long and growing lexicon of pronouns needed to attempt to keep every individual happy. And personal pronouns are just the beginning. Just google LGBT vocabulary to get an idea of what you don’t know, and prepare to be accused of something if you don’t learn it all and fast. They think it’s all too much to ask of a farmer or an out-of-work machinist, a taxpayer and a church-goer.

Even writing the above paragraphs, which do not represent my own feelings about these issues, but merely attempt to explain the feelings of others, puts me at risk. If I dare to try to explain or understand these things, then I must at some level agree with them, and therefore I must be “outed” and “shamed” by the Internet Justice League, which can mean swift and severe punishment.

This is why I don’t allow Google to index this blog. This is what leads to self-censorship and, ultimately, backlash. This is what leads to Trump.

This is what the people in Iowa, or as we eastern elite liberals prefer to pronounce it, Ohio, have to tell us.

Such a nasty woman

Kellyanne Conway is a piece of work.

Her latest thing is that Hillary and Obama should be responsible for calming the anti-Trump protests in Portland. No mention of what a few words from Trump might be able to accomplish, or, better yet, acknowledgement that we’re now reaping what Trump has sowed over the last year and a half.

Why is everyone on the Trump team still so angry? They won. It’s over. Enough with the name calling and finger pointing.

First of all, in terms of what Hillary or Obama could do, they have both given gracious speeches saying Trump is now the president of all of us and let’s give him a chance, and his success is America’s success.

In Hillary’s case, I can’t imagine how she did it after all the bloodthirsty “Lock Her Up” chanting. In Obama’s case, same thing – five years of Birtherism and a lot of other crap from Trump. But they did it, and they meant it.

Second, Hillary is a private citizen with no authority to “calm” anything. And the protesters in Portland are not pro-Hillary, but anti-Trump.

Obama might have the authority to, what, send in the National Guard? Maybe this is the martial-law approach Trump will be taking to any legitimate exercise of first amendment rights, but not Obama. And as for property damage, etc., yes, if a crime has been committed, let due process kick in as we always have (and hope to have over the next four years).

But the real issue here is Trump’s responsibility for this nascent civil war. Hillary never incited violence against those who opposed her at campaign events. Hillary never incited violence against her opponent personally.  It’s hard to remember now all the incendiary things Trump said and encouraged during the campaign. It’s hard to remember all the dog whistles. It’s hard to remember the wink-wink tacit approval of his supporters’ hate speech and talk of “action” if he lost.

This is the climate that Trump created and thrived in. This is the country we now live in. If he had lost a close election, how would he have reacted to the suggestion that he would then be responsible for calming protests against Clinton’s election?

Is it Kellyanne Conway’s “job” to forget all that? To deny who her boss is and what he has done? To imply Clinton was actually the one responsible for this climate, and now must act to mitigate it?

Such a nasty woman.

Hail to the Chief

OK, you did what the sneering elite said you couldn’t do. All their polls were wrong, maybe even “rigged”. Take a victory lap or two to rub it in, and then start thinking about what you’ve let yourself in for. The easy part is over now, and it’s time to actually do the job.

You promised many preposterous things along the way, and no one really expects you to deliver on them. For many who voted for you, putting an end to Crooked Hillary was enough. But there are one or two promises which you could actually deliver on without too much trouble,  and a few of the people who voted for you are expecting you to do so right away.

You repeatedly talked about one factory situation in particular- the Carrier air conditioning plant in Indianapolis was moving 1400 jobs to Mexico – and you told people exactly how you would stop that and preserve the jobs. You would put a 35% tariff on any Carrier system made in Mexico. You said the president of Carrier would be calling you up as soon as you took office saying, “Sir, we’ve decided to stay in the United States.” I think you were sincere about this. 1400 voters believed you and are counting on keeping their jobs.

You have to deliver now. It has struck me a couple of times since the “transition” has begun this week that you look like a different guy. You look a little chastened, a little lost, a little tired, a little like it’s dawning on you that you bit off more than you can chew.

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I’m guessing those Carrier workers have some tough times ahead. They’ll join all the other people who trusted you over the years and were stiffed. Maybe you’ll feel a little sorry about it, but I’m guessing you won’t . I’m guessing you’ll put a positive spin on it. I’m guessing you’ll turn it to your advantage.

And why not? The band will be playing “Hail to the Chief”.

Who let the dogs out?

A postal worker in Cambridge MA apparently got in some sort of altercation with a Hispanic guy while gassing up his vehicle. A witness reported that he yelled at the guy, “Go back to your country. This is Trump land. You ain’t getting your check no more.”

Is Cambridge Trump land? You wouldn’t think so, but maybe it is. It’s got the big universities and their thousands of students dominating street life, and a pretty crunchy-granola kind of city government. And of course it’s a Sanctuary City, which means it will lose any sort of federal funding, that is if you believe anything our President-elect says.

Cambridge has a very diverse population which includes a lot of working class white folks, for whom Trump’s message and style may resonate. One of the things we learned from the election was that, as the Trump campaign insisted, there were in fact a lot of Trump fans who were reluctant to voice support publicly, but who actually liked everything about Trump. These are the people who said, “Trump says what I think”.

Trump said many outrageous things during the campaign,  things that had been previously unacceptable to say. In doing so he, he gave us all permission to say or even yell whatever mean-spirited nastiness that we all previously knew to keep to ourselves. “Political correctness” prevented these expressions, and pro-Trump sentiment is nothing if not a rebellion against political correctness.

Trump has thrown the Overton Window open wide, possibly forever. The dogs were just waiting  to jump through it.

 

 

Nostrovia!

First, they’ll come for your health care.

Why is “Obamacare” so terrible? 20 million people who didn’t have health insurance before the ACA have it now. Why has gutting/overturning it been the singular obsession of the right since day one? Well, it’s the death panels, of course.

No, seriously.

The most common complaint is that it requires everyone to purchase health insurance, and Americans don’t like to be required to do anything, especially by the gummint. Young people in particular resent the requirement, as they are less likely to need the insurance they must buy. In Massachusetts, we’ve had this requirement for a while – we call it Romneycare – so the ACA didn’t really strike anyone here as anything new or horrible.

Another complaint is that some people really can’t afford it. In the past, the uninsured have either let their health problems go untreated, or have sought emergency room treatment. In either case, the rest of us paid for it one way or another. You would think this would be a reason for the right to support Obamacare. Wrong.

Republicans must oppose Obamacare for two reasons, one political and one financial. They cannot confess to either and cannot speak in an honest way about them.

The principle political objection to Obamacare is Obama. It represents a great achievement for a democratic administration and that cannot stand.

The more important objection to Obamacare, and any other scheme that attempts to address the health needs of all Americans, is the financial interests of some very powerful adversaries are at stake. In this country (only in America!), your health is a profit center, and any form of universal healthcare is going to be a drag on profits.

The principle beneficiaries of your poor health are the drug companies (aka Big Pharma), doctors (represented by the AMA), and for-profit hospitals, who would all like to increase their bottom line while lowering costs.

The principle beneficiaries of your good health are the insurance companies, and here’s where the real problem lies. They are highly incentivized to raise revenues (your premiums) and reduce costs (your benefits).

One of the arguments against further government involvement in health insurance is that “you wouldn’t want some government bureaucrat between you and your doctor, would you?” Well, first of all, you already have an army of insurance company bureaucrats between you and your doctor, and, yes, I would prefer a bureaucrat who has no real reason to deny me benefits to a capitalist who hopes to get a gold-plated toilet installed in his Gulfstrem G5 by letting my health deteriorate.

And then there’s the issue of the new tax of 3.8% on income over $250,000 for a married couple has been imposed to pay for it all, and some people are pretty upset about that.

Trump has pledged to repeal Obamacare and there is little doubt that this will now happen. What is the alternative? What will they do with the 20 million newly insured? It will be interesting, and probably disheartening, to see.

The broader lesson here seems to be that there is no point in a democratic administration getting any law passed. It’s only temporary if it happens.

But to the victor goes the spoils. Let’s raise a glass and toast all the red-blooded, red-staters who “won”, or at least think they did: À votre santé!

Uncertainty and fear

In November, seventeen years ago, the world was facing an unavoidable change in the coming January. No one knew what the impact would be, only that a big change was coming. Would factories shut down? Transportation systems stall causing huge economic disruption? Massive power outages affecting hospitals, food, traffic and all modern life? Missiles start launching and the end of everything? All of these seemed very possible and no one could really predict what was to come.

It was late 1999, and the millennium was coming to a close – Y2K was here.

Computer systems all around the world had been programmed to store only two characters to represent the year. 1999 was “99” and 2000 would be “00”. Any computerized system that contained algorithms based on the time and date would cease to function correctly, and such systems were embedded everywhere.

When January finally came around and Y2K  was “inaugurated”, we all held our breath. And then…

Nothing happened. The experts and doomers completely whiffed. Life went on. As Emily Litella used to say,

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Fingers crossed, y’all. Fingers crossed.

Now look what you’ve done.

Prominent historian Simon Schama described a Trump victory and Republican control of both the Senate and U.S. House of Representatives as a “genuinely frightening prospect”.

“NATO will be under pressure to disintegrate, the Russians will make trouble, 20 million people will lose their health insurance, climate change (policies) will be reversed, bank regulation will be liquidated. Do you want me to go on?,” Schama told the BBC.

“Of course it’s not Hitler. There are many varieties of fascism. I didn’t say he was a Nazi although neo-Nazis are celebrating.”

He forgot to mention that The National Enquirer is now the Newspaper of Record

Pay no attention to the man behind he curtain.

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Time to play “Stupid or Liar”.

Chris Christie’s Bridge-gate defense is that he knew nothing about it – his overzealous underlings did it on their own and never told him a thing.

It’s a pretty standard defense in both the corporate world and in government. In the Wells Fargo fake-account-creation scandal, the guys at the top said they had no idea what 5300 employees were tasked to do. Same with the VW emissions thing (two engineers did it), the Enron collapse (Ira Fastow did it), Iran-Contra (Ollie North), Watergate (everyone but Nixon), and a million others.

The guy at the top, who has obscene amounts of money or power, is the direct beneficiary of the wrong-doing, but can’t be expected to know any of the details of what exactly his wealth or power is based on.

First, let’s just clear one thing up – the guy at the top always knows and approves of whatever it is. Even Reagan, who literally didn’t know where he was at times near the end of his term, would have been briefed. Whether he actually “knew” is a distinction without a difference.

In Christie’s case, it’s just preposterous. Of course he knew and approved the closing of lanes on the George Washington bridge. For five days! Even if you accept the absurd notion that Bridget Anne Kelly and Bill Baroni cooked the whole thing up and put it in motion without their boss’s OK, Christie has to know on day two of the five when the telephone lines all melted down from the complaints.

But that’s all beside the point. What I want to say here is that taking refuge in the “I didn’t know” defense is a horrible idea. Why? Because not knowing about this sort of shit is a greater indictment than knowing.

Why are you the guy at the top if you have no control of those under you? Why are you corporate moguls paid hundreds of millions of dollars if you have no clue about what your organization is up to? And are we expected to vote for you politicians so that we may be governed by your underlings for whom we did not vote, and with whom you apparently don’t communicate?

In denying knowledge and accountability, you invite us to choose whether your epitaph should read “Stupid” or “Liar”. Those are the only two possibilities. And the answer is always “Liar”.

Well poisoners and the unfocused group

Everyone knows Trump is a loose cannon. The weird thing is that this is apparently exactly what has endeared him to his fans. They admire him because he “says it like it is” and “unlike politicians, he doesn’t run every comment or position by a focus group”.

I guess that’s right. It’s the opposite of a focus group – call it the unfocused group. First he tries it out on the whole world – just lets it fly. Then, if needed,  he refines it.  If he gets more down-votes than up, he might walk it back, reverse course, deny the whole episode, ignore, double down, or simply move on to the next outrageous blast.

Just yesterday, I wrote,

There is no filter between his brain and his mouth or his Twitter. No thought goes unsaid. No tweet is edited or refined or even delayed while he counts to ten

Well, today his handlers finally took his Twitter away.   Now, any proposed tweet must be vetted by Hope Hicks before the “send” button is hit. Finally. To paraphrase The Beach Boys, it’s been fun fun fun.

As Obama rightly pointed out in response, if he can’t be trusted with Twitter, he can’t be trusted with the nuclear codes. But there’s no reason to believe that this latest proof of the obvious will have any impact. We’re beyond that. Les jeux sont faits.

What’s interesting to me in all this is what exactly Hope Hicks, Kellyanne Conway and the rest of his non-family inner circle are thinking. Why are they there?

The obvious answer is that they’re getting paid well and that, win or lose, they’ll have lucrative positions in the coming Empire of Hate. The only other possibility is they think Trump would make a great president and they’re doing it for love of country, so let’s just stick with the Empire of Hate thing for now.

It reminds me of what the loggers always say when asked about the advisability of clear-cutting the old-growth forests – “we need the job”. And when the forest is all gone? Well, at that point they’ll look for another job. But, really, why wait?

I would ask Kellyanne Conway, is there no job so vile and immoral that you wouldn’t do it for a price? If I doubled your salary and gave you the “job” of poisoning all your neighbors’ wells, would you take it? And do it with that infuriating fake smile?

I think I understand what drives Trump and Steve Bannon, but I’ll never understand the well-poisoners.

A Face in the Crowd

As Lonesome Rhodes in “A Face in the Crowd”, Andy Griffith was a scary kind of folksy, anti-establishment, populist-turned-megalomaniac, demagogue media star. This clip is meant to show how Trump is saying a lot of the same things as that character, and how his political and media trajectory is similar.

The people around Lonesome Rhodes see him for the cynical faker that he really is, and ultimately take him down by leaving a microphone open so that his followers can finally understand how they’ve been fooled.

But the analogy is not perfect.

Trump’s microphone is always open to begin with.  Everyone already knows every nasty little thing he thinks. There is no filter between his brain and his mouth or his Twitter. No thought goes unsaid. No tweet is edited or refined or even delayed while he counts to ten. The NYT did a nice little list of 282 people he has insulted on Twitter. It includes presidential candidates of all parties, their spouses, other politicians, columnists, celebrities, and on and on and on.

Whole countries are insulted, too. Britain, China, Mexico, Iran, Germany, Saudi Arabia each get the treatment. Add it all up and you’ve got literally billions of people Trump has gone after in terms ranging from dismissive to vulgar and beyond.

Even the middle aged, white, male, blue collar workers that love him so much and eagerly await the return of their factory jobs only have to look at the way he’s treated their counterparts who have come into his orbit to understand what Trump really thinks about them. He’s stiffed them all.

The veterans, who have been given a “hot line” to Trump so that “If he is elected President he will take care of these and all Veterans complaints very quickly and efficiently like a world-class business man can do, but a politician has no clue”, have also been stiffed. They get a recording. They’re told to email him. The emails are not answered.

There is almost no one left to insult.

The bottom line is that unlike the Lonesome Rhodes example, there is apparently nothing that Trump, or anyone else, can say or do that will make his followers finally understand how they’ve been fooled.

Trumpism and truthiness

Trump famously said he could shoot someone on fifth avenue and he wouldn’t lose voters. That was putting it a bit too strongly perhaps, but basically it has proven to be true. The vote is just a couple of days away now, and he is still standing and might even win.

Of all the things he’s done in his career and said during this campaign that could and should have disqualified him and turned the voters against him, the only thing that really made even a small dent was the whole “grab them by the pussy” thing, and even that lasted only a week or so.

From the beginning, the central plank in his platform, if you can call it a platform, has been a strong  anti-immigration stance – deport the illegals, build a wall, no Muslims allowed (morphed into “extreme  vetting”), and so on.

Today, The Guardian is reporting that Melania worked in the U.S. before getting a work visa. In other words, she was an illegal, taking jobs from Americans. I only read the headline, not the story, partly because I don’t give a shit about this, but mostly because I know that whatever the revelation, scandal, hypocrisy, or outright lie might be, it won’t affect Trump’s standing with his supporters one bit.

Yet, this is exactly the kind of thing that would sink any Democratic candidate faster than an errant email. Or at least dominate the news for weeks, like nanny-gate. But Democrats live in the fact-based world and must be accountable for their statements and actions. For Trump, it just isn’t going to matter at all.

All the old proverbs and litmus tests that used to apply in Republican presidential politics have been shown to be a smoke screen: “family values”,  strong military background, fiscal responsibility, never-talk-shit-about-other-Republicans, unshakeable anti-abortion credentials, and so on, were just slogans of convenience.

I’d bet anything that somewhere along the line, one of his three wives, his daughter, one of his Miss Universe employees, or one of the pussy-grabees has had an abortion that Trump paid for. I’d also bet that if this came to light today, none of his supporters would hold it against him even a little bit. But there’s no need to speculate on such things when the already-known list of Trump’s words and actions that violate Republican “principles” is so long.

No, for the Trump supporter, it’s always been about “truthiness”.

According to the word’s inventor, Stephen Colbert, truthiness means “how you feel is more important than what the facts are, and that the truth that you feel is correct is more important than anything that the facts could support”.

It was kind of funny and certainly true when applied to talk radio and FoxNews, but I don’t think many people took it seriously as something that could be ridden to the White House in the form of this toxic Trumpism.  How wrong we all were.

Adam Gopnik wrote this recently:

What can be causing Trumpism? We ask, and seek for an earthquake, or at least a historical oddity or a series of highly specific causal events. The more tragic truth is that the Trumpian view of the world is the default view of mankind. Bigotry, fanaticism, xenophobia are the norms of human life—the question is not what causes them but what uncauses them, what happens in the rare extended moments that allow them to be put aside, when secular values of toleration and pluralism replace them.

What really needs explaining is not why the Trumps of the world come forward and win. It is why they sometimes lose.

Who’ll be president next year?

On Tuesday either Trump or Clinton will be elected. But I don’t think that will be the end of it. The same forces that make governing impossible now (at least for a Democrat) will redouble their efforts.

The House Republicans, dominated by their obstructionist wing, are committed to the filibuster as the standard tool for opposing legislation, effectively changing the way we make law. They have successfully prevented a sitting president from even starting the process of filling a vacant Supreme Court seat, as was his right. They gutted the Affordable Care Act and then spent huge amounts of the taxpayers money repeatedly suing to remove the hollow shell that remained.

If Clinton is elected, impeachment proceedings will certainly begin immediately. Hillary Clinton used the wrong email server and that’s that. If that’s not good enough, she also “lied” when she uttered the word “video” while consoling families of the four individuals killed in Benghazi in 2012, or at least that’s what someone alleged. Nuff sed.

But what if Trump gets elected? Hang on just one second – I need to step outside a sec before I go on –

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Whew. OK. I feel a little better now.

So a President Trump would be allowed to govern, right? Not so fast. There is so much “Trump is a clown unfit for office” sentiment out there, and not just among Democrats, that an “Impeach Trump” movement might have something for everyone. It wouldn’t be hard to find a valid reason to impeach. I’m guessing they could start with improper business dealings with Russia, but it could be any of a hundred things.

If successful, they’d get the rock-ribbed, anti-abortion, midwestern, conservative, establishment Republican they’ve wanted from day one in Pence. He’d have none of the stink of the primaries on him and would restore some sense of decorum to the office. FoxNews would love it, too. They’d go back to persecuting Clinton or whoever they thought might challenge in 2020.

So who’ll be president in 2018? My magic 8-ball says all signs point to Tim Kaine.

 

Flying pigs clash with locusts

Chicago’s Near North neighborhood was virtually paralyzed this morning, Nov. 3, 2016. The streets were filled with the carcasses of pigs and locusts that had exhausted themselves while competing for air space over the Chicago area shortly after midnight.

Authorities are attempting to determine how pigs could have been flying in the first place, and whether there is any indication that this may signal further unprecedented, and perhaps ominous, events.

Bees Denounce Honey

In a related story, the Trump campaign today said that “Mr. Trump and the campaign denounces hate in any form.”

This was in response to the “warm embrace” of Trump by the KKK journal, “The Crusader”, which calls itself “The Premier Voice of the White Resistance”.

Observers also noted that in denouncing hate, the Trump campaign made significant progress in its effort to re-purpose as many English language words as possible in the run-up to the 2016 presidential election. Both “hate” and “denounce” have now been added to the list of words that no longer retain their original meanings when spoken by Donald J. Trump, the next president of the United States.

 

Emails to expose Hillary’s crimes

Until recently, I was a little confused by the whole “she’s a liar” and  “she can’t be trusted” thing. If you google her biggest lies, Benghazi seems to be thing most often cited Once you go past that, it all seems like “Hillary said it wasn’t going to rain on April 6, 2013, but it did! Another Clinton LIE!”

She “lied” about the motivation of the Benghazi attacks when she said early on that they seemed to be part of the whole hysteria resulting from that stupid youtube video. It’s hard to remember now, but there were all kinds of riots and whatnot that resulted from that video, and Clinton prematurely asserted that the Benghazi attacks, in which four Americans were killed, were part of the reaction to it. So did Obama, and just about everyone else at the time. They’re all LIARS!

Sometime later, everyone including Clinton realized that it was a pre-planned attack by the usual suspects. I could never figure out why some people are so exorcised about this “lie” – I didn’t see what benefit she would possibly derive from putting it out there. She correctly noted in testimony before Congress that nothing changes in terms of American preparedness or response based on which thing motivated the attack.

I recently found the explanation on some anti-Hillary web site: See, if she says it was al-Qaeda right out of the box, Obama loses the 2012 election. If she says it was that video, he wins and we get four more years of the Muslim-in-Chief.  I guess it was a lucky break for Hillary that the stupid video came along just in time for her to come up with the lie that kept Obama in office.

Or maybe she was really behind the video, too! Yeah, that’s it. I wouldn’t put it past her. After all, she did murder Vince Foster, as everyone knows. Ginning up a fake video is child’s play compared to that.

In my opinion, the new batch of emails to her aide Huma Abedin  will certainly reveal this and many other crimes. Here are my predictions for just a couple of the top crimes and criminal plans FoxNews will report about in the new emails.

1) Hillary has entered into a deal with the Chinese that will line her pockets. Communists will infiltrate our intentionally porous borders, and seek out and stab to death all puppy dogs. Clinton will receive $100 per dead puppy.

2) All firearms held by law-abiding tax-payers will be confiscated once and for all. Once the populace has been disarmed, every former gun owner will be required to undergo gender re-assignment surgery.

3) All Christian Republicans will be required to wear a yellow crucifix sewn to the front of any garment worn outside the house. Celebrations of Christmas will be against the law.

4) The 1993 World Trade Center bombing was actually planned and executed by Hillary. It was a false-flag operation designed to “Wag The Dog” to disguise the now well-known fact that the Clintons sold all White House furnishings, decorations, artwork, and other items belonging to the American people within days of their taking occupancy.

5) The Clintons have built a solid-gold Fortress of Solitude on a private island in the Ionian Sea, using proceeds from improper speaking engagements. It has been mysteriously deleted from Google Earth.

Had enough of the Clinton scandals? Let’s Make America Great Again!

 

I accept responsibility. To blame others.

Modern political dissembling may have been perfected by Richard Nixon. A really sweet example is his first Watergate speech, where he’s explaining to the country why Haldeman, Ehrlichman, Kleindeinst, and Dean have resigned, and where he takes personal responsibility for the whole affair. In it, he says:

“For the fact that alleged improper actions took place within the White House or within my campaign organization, the easiest course would be for me to blame those to whom I delegated the responsibility to run the campaign. But that would be a cowardly thing to do.

I will not place the blame on subordinates—on people whose zeal exceeded their judgment and who may have done wrong in a cause they deeply believed to be right.

In any organization, the man at the top must bear the responsibility. That responsibility, therefore, belongs here, in this office. I accept it. And I pledge to you tonight, from this office, that I will do everything in my power to ensure that the guilty are brought to justice and that such abuses are purged from our political processes in the years to come, long after I have left this office.”

Wait, what? You think blaming subordinates would be cowardly. The responsibility is yours.  And you  therefore pledge to find out which subordinates are responsible. Nice! That man knew how to dissemble. He was the best.

It’s a little hard to compare Trump to Nixon is this area, because Trump isn’t really dissembling. When he says, without irony, “No one respects women more than me”, he actually believes it, so it’s probably not technically a lie. Trump might even believe he’s going to build a border wall and Mexico will pay for it. With this guy, who knows?

In any case, we’re learning that you have to let Trump be Trump – you can’t expect too much in the way of accountability. His surrogates are another matter, though. At some point someone has to explain the excesses, and this is where some heavy duty dissembling is going to be needed.

At a campaign event this week, a gentleman wearing a “Hillary for Prison” T-shirt, spotted members of the media and yelled at them “We know who you are! You’re the enemy!” and repeatedly chanted “Jew-S-A”.  Get it?  Not “U-S-A”, but “Jew-S-A”.  So clever.

No one is really surprised by this kind of thing in Trump-world. Just google “leugenpresse” for a little more on this.

Trump spokeswoman Hope Hicks said the campaign “strongly condemns this kind of rhetoric and behavior.  It is not acceptable at our rallies or elsewhere”.  See, she figured saying “strongly condemns” is a lot more convincing than just saying “condemns”, so, you know, let’s go with that.

So, what can we look forward to here – what form will the strong condemnation and unacceptability take?  Kicking the next Nazi wannabe out of a Trump event, maybe?  Trump asking the crowd to dial it down?  Reminding everyone that his daughter is married to a Jew, converted herself, and is raising their children as Jews?  No, that won’t work – everyone knows Jewishness is in your blood, and you get it from your mother.

Well, I’ll end the suspense and tell you what to expect in the way of anyone taking responsibility here. Nothing. Movin’ on.  A surrogate dissembling for two seconds is all they have for you. Now, it’s back to the dog whistles and incitement.

We certainly can’t hold Trump responsible for the actions of others. Somewhere, Nixon is smiling.

Some people feel the rain.

Others just get wet.

I know as little about poetry as I do about wine, which is to say practically nothing. I took a wine class once to try to fix this. On completing it, I felt this cartoon accurately reflected my new level of knowledge:

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In high school, I was exposed to some poetry basics, like “Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening” or “The Rime of the Ancient Mariner”. Around a campfire,  “The Cremation of Sam McGee” seemed awesome, but that was about as far as I got.

My more literate friends gave me the side-eye when I said  Bob Dylan’s “Like a Rolling Stone”, just sitting there on the page with no music, was the best poem I ever read. Fifty years later, it turns out I’m a damned poetry genius.

As with everything Dylan, getting the Nobel Prize for Literature stirs  controversy. Part of it is his initial apparent snubbing of the prize people, but most of it seems like envy and misunderstanding – critics being critical and needing to show how clever they are by putting something down. Like the man said, “Don’t criticize what you can’t understand”.

I think maybe there’s something else going on as well. It’s like the legendary visit Steve Jobs made to Xerox PARC, where they gave away all their innovations, which  Jobs then used to revolutionize desktop computing. Jobs said he was so blinded by the brilliance of the first thing they showed him (the graphical user interface),  that he completely missed the importance of two others (ethernet and object oriented programming).

Maybe Dylan’s powerful vocal style and “finger-pointing” songs blinded the critics to his beautiful music and his brilliant poetry.

Dylan’s vocals were unique and authentic, so much so that many thought he couldn’t really sing. Mitch Miller was head of A & R at Columbia when they signed Dylan, and said he “didn’t see the genius in it”. They wanted beautiful voices and beautiful arrangements.

And sometimes you don’t realize how beautiful Dylan’s tunes can be until you hear them covered by someone else, and he’s been covered by more contemporary artists than anyone. This site catalogs something like 6000 recorded covers of 350 different Dylan songs covered by about 2800 different artists.

But the torrent of words, images, thoughts, dreams, and ideas that flowed from Dylan is the thing, above all else, that defines his brilliance, and has only now been accepted by the literary establishment (or at least the Nobel Prize committee) as “new poetic expressions within the great American song tradition”.

Dylan may be quoted more that any other English language source besides Shakespeare and the Bible. Dylan is the song writer most quoted by the Supreme Court. There are over 700 references to Dylan’s words in the biomedical journals database.

Everywhere you look there is a Dylanism. Today I saw something in the bookstore subtitled “The whole world’s watching”. I’m guessing the author didn’t know this is from “When the Ship Comes In”, a brilliant song and poem that has been largely forgotten, except that I just this second heard it on TV as the soundtrack to a VW Golf Alltrack ad.

So much has been written about Dylan that it seems silly to try to add anything new at this point. But if you’re looking for expert opinion on poetry, I can now say with confidence that you’ve come to the right place today.

Also, watch this space for my thoughts on why Gruener Veltliners and Rieslings co-exist so well in the terroir just west of Vienna.

Roger Cohen swings and misses

Again. As usual.

In today’s NYT column, entitled “Why Israel Refuses to Choose”, he admits that the two-state solution is probably not a real thing. As usual, his column is about what Israel needs to do about it. For “fairness”, also as usual, there are one or two sentences explaining how the “Palestinians” could help, but the article is about how Netanyahu is refusing to choose between having a small Jewish state alongside a Palestinian state, or having one large democratic state.

The current situation, you see, is Israeli “occupation”, which oppresses and humiliates the Palestinian people, and Israel needs to fix it.

First, I don’t know why it’s taken all these years for people to realize the two-state solution won’t work. How do I know it won’t work? Because we already had it and the Arabs didn’t like it.  Remember? From 1948-1967? We had the state of Israel in the pre-1967 borders and no Jewish settlements in the West Bank or Gaza. For “fairness” I should point out that the U.K. version is that the Jews started the 1967 war.

Second, there’s a problem talking about “occupation” as if we all agree on what we’re talking about. In the west, it has always meant Israeli presence in the West Bank and Gaza, the lands won in 1967. Of course we’re all against “occupation” of someone else’s land, at least when it comes to Israel.  But, in the Muslim world, “occupation” does not mean lands taken in 1967. It means lands taken in 1948, i.e. the State of Israel. Occupation ends when Israel ends.

Most people in this country don’t grasp this distinction and don’t think about this “fallacy of equivocation”. This is particularly true of ignorant but idealistic college students, e.g those  of Portland State who last week passed a resolution defining the founding of Israel as occupation. This is a great triumph for the Iranians and their clients, who have long sought to delegitimize Israel, as well as for anti-semites everywhere who have no problem with the idea of 50 Muslim states but can’t abide the idea of a single Jewish state.

Lastly, Cohen’s article is subject to the same problem that virtually all Tom Friedman’s articles are: the people he knows and writes about on the other side, the victims of this horrible occupation, are the elites. They are people just like us – educated, entrepreneurial people, often Christians (as in this instance), who would not object to living in a pluralistic society alongside others of different faiths.

If Israel had to co-exist only with people like the ones Cohen writes about, the conflict would have been over decades ago. It’s a little ironic that the same Palestinian factions that refuse to make peace with the Jews now would also purge their Judenrein paradise of Cohen’s friends as well, if they ever got the chance.

Mini-Me gets a scolding

This article covers a recent debate between Mark Kirk, Republican senator from Illinois, and his challenger, Tammy Duckworth, a Democrat who lost both legs piloting a helicopter in Iraq.

Kirk is recovering from a major stroke, and won’t release his health records. In contrast, Hillary Clinton has been falsely accused of various infirmities and has released hers.

But, a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds. Especially when a Republican senate seat is at stake. So Republicans, in the main, are all in for Mark Kirk.

Kirk seems to be a small-scale Trump in a lot of ways.

Like Trump, Kirk exaggerated his own military record. Remember all that marching Trump did in school – it was more experience than guys who actually served?

Like Trump, he also diminished the real military record of his opponents. Remember Trump asserting McCain is no hero?

Like Trump, he questioned the ancestry of his opponents and detractors. Remember Trump keeping the Birther thing alive for five years? Or raising the issue of Cruz’s eligibility?

Like Trump, he makes absurd accusations about Obama, e.g. calling him “Drug-dealer-in-chief”, then denies he ever made them.

Like Trump, he has been told by his minders to stay on message and away from extemporizing to the media. Remember every day of the Trump campaign?

Like Trump he uses vulgar language and opines on things he should shut up about, e.g saying the unmarried Lindsay Graham is a “Bro with no ho”. Remember every hour of the Trump campaign?

Like Trump, many have pointed out he has no control of the filter between what he thinks and what he says. Remember every minute of the Trump campaign?

But here’s the best part: although it would seem that Kirk would be exactly the kind of incumbent Trump would want to help, he made the unforgivable mistake of un-endorsing Trump after the “Mexican judge” thing. And if there’s one thing that defines Donald Trump above all others, it’s his thin-skinned and petty inability to let go of a grudge.

So, Kellyanne Conway gave Kirk what he had coming, by tweeting (of course), under the title, “Senator Mark Kirk mocks disabled Iraq war vet Tammy Duckworth in debate for her mixed-race heritage.” :

“The same Mark Kirk that unendorsed his party’s presidential nominee and called him out in paid ads? Gotcha. Good luck,”

Stupid is the new smart

Full disclosure: I’m old.

I complained about the outdated voting procedure and the geriatric poll volunteers, and it probably seemed like I was saying I could do their job better than they were doing it. No, I would be worse. I’m older than any one of them and am no better equipped to do their job  – not sharper or smarter, don’t hear or see any better, don’t have more energy or compassion, and certainly don’t have the needed patience for dealing with other people for more than a minute or two.

In  Hombre, Fredric March explains to Paul Newman why he stole from the Indians he was supposed to help by saying, “It’s a shock to grow old.” For me, “It’s a shock to BE old” says it better. Growing old didn’t feel like anything at all. What nobody ever tells you is that you might find your 17 year old self living in a 70 year old body, with desires, tastes, opinions, and so on, pretty much unchanged.

At least, that’s the way it worked for me. Maybe it’s because I have no children and never had to really accept the role of “adult”. Maybe I’m just selfish or have some sort of arrested development syndrome or that I’m just a weird outlier of some sort. Not sure.

It’s the way others see you and what you see in the mirror one fine day that’s shocking.

It would be nice if there were some benefits to getting old, like maybe a little respect or deference from younger people. Historically and forever, any time someone said something like that, about how “kids today” have no respect for their elders, the response was always to quote Heraclitus or someone complaining about the same thing a million years ago, meaning nothing is different now and it will always be thus.

But in the internet age, something really is different. The casual mockery and disdain for old people is part of the DNA of the digital world, a world created and driven by young people, largely catering to their own needs and fashions. Ageism is really the only unchecked and even unremarked prejudice left in today’s hypersensitive world. There is no “safe place” for old people to avoid the “triggers” that everyone else agonizes over.

And any knowledge acquired through age is now irrelevant. Thanks to the internet, knowledge has become a completely de-valued commodity. There is no incentive to learn and retain information that is instantaneously available to everyone on their phone. You can’t impress your friends by reciting your memorized list of state capitals. It’s something no one cares if you know because anyone can know it at any time.

Once in a while I’d like to expose someone’s nonsense by saying something like, “Benghazi? What are you so upset about? I bet you can’t even tell me what country it’s in!” But all they’d have to do is glance at their phone to prove me wrong, even if I was right.

Stupid is the new smart.

And, it turns out, wisdom isn’t really something you get more of as you get older either. Experience is worth something, I suppose, but experience and wisdom are not the same thing.

For old white men, all this is exacerbated by the various political and social movements that aim to diminish and discredit the influence and achievements of old white men past and present. It’s a bummer for the Mozarts and Galileos, but it is what it is.

But I’m not complaining.  It’s now obvious to me that old white men actually don’t know anything more useful or valuable than anyone else. There is absolutely nothing that qualifies me to make a decision about anything that affects anyone else.

And I take this to mean that the same was true for just about all the old white men that came before me, and for any that now insist their birthright has been taken from them and want it back.

Double Down, Ramp It Up

Remember how easy it used to be to screw up your chance to be president (or even vice president)? Those were the good old days. Here’s a little visual quiz. See if you can remember what’s going on in each of these pictures. I’ll give you a slam dunk for the first one. Meet you below the pics.

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Gary Hart resigned his senate seat in 1988 to run for president. He was the front-runner in the primary when allegations of womanizing forced him to drop out. That’s right, allegations.

Ed Muskie shed a tear during a NH speech. See ya.

Gore sighed at some stupid thing Bush said in a debate. Elitist!

GHWB looked at his watch during a debate. Outrage!

Thomas Eagleton saw a therapist once for depression. Lunatic!

Biden defends himself against plagiarism charges. OK, you got me there.

When Trump entered the race last year, a lot of people were saying it’s just a publicity stunt like everything else he does. He’s so obviously unqualified, even he knows this can’t go anywhere. As time went on, his scattershot nonsense somehow resonated with Republican primary voters (surprise, surprise), but even as he gained momentum, the guys who thought they were actually running things did not take him seriously.

They said, “When the field slims down and people can unite behind an establishment candidate, this will change”. Then it was the “Anyone But Trump” movement, the brokered convention hope, and a few other fleeting intermediate manifestations of denial. Finally it was, “Now that he’s the nominee, he’ll pivot and show that he is actually ‘presidential'”.

Throughout it all, many people still held to the belief that even Trump knows he can’t do the job and, let’s face it, wouldn’t want to.  He will find a face-saving way to bow out before it’s too late. As the mountain of bullshit coming from the Trump campaign grew, the thought was that sooner or later he’ll say something so over-the-top that even FoxNews will turn on him and he’ll have to quit.

But it never happened. In fact there was so much jaw-dropping blather to refute, fact-check, and just marvel at, you didn’t have time to re-act to a particular thing before there were two more outrages to process. Re-tweeting shit from white supremacists? Mocking people with disabilities? Trump University? Buffett doesn’t pay taxes? Obama founded ISIS, not figuratively but literally? Ted Cruz’ father conspired to kill Kennedy?  Even starting a small list diminishes the importance of  the dozens of other “should disqualify” things you forgot about.

No one ever held him accountable for any of it. And if someone did try to call him on something, he never took a step back from it, other than the occasional “He was just kidding, and, anyway, why aren’t we talking about Clinton’s emails” from Kellyanne Conway.

It was always double down. And then ramp it up.

Finally Trump’s exit strategy reveals itself. The way out is clear. Go down swinging as hard as you can and take your 50 million “followers” with you to the next level.  We can look forward to Trump monopolizing what passes for political discourse in this country for the next four years, and making a ton of money in the process.  No one can take their eyeballs off the spectacle, and eyeballs are money, as our finest “journalists” readily admit. You might as well call the coming media empire the DHC Network – Delegitimize Hillary Clinton. “Lock Her Up” was just a taste of what’s to come.

Can’t “Make America Great Again”? No worries, it was actually “Ruin America for Personal Gain” all along.

The New Yorker Endorses Trump!

Just kidding.

They endorsed Clinton, of course. As if anyone gives an actual shit about who The New Yorker or anyone else “endorses”. But this brilliant piece says everything there is to say about it.

Early voting started on Monday and my local library opened its booths at Noon. I went over there at about 12:30 and there had to be 150 people in line ahead of me. I saw a guy came out of the booth with a red “Make America Great Again” ball cap. I guess it can’t be unanimous, even in Massachusetts. But as he passed by me on the way out, I saw that his cap actually read “Make Donald Drumpf Again”. Maybe it CAN be unanimous.

I don’t know why voting is always so much more inconvenient than it needs to be. Let’s just do it on the internet, like we do everything else. Some of the problem is the little system they have in place, and some of the problem is the geriatric volunteers there to “help”. Apart from the helpers squabbling among themselves about who has more pens, etc., you have to jump through too many hoops, and the helpers can get a little discombobulated.

When your turn comes, you step up to the first guy who asks your name, which he can’t hear. After a couple of attempts, you try to spell it out and he can’t find it on his list. Some time goes by and he finally turns his computer screen to you. You point out your name and even this takes three tries.

Then he prints out a little ticket, and says the next woman will help you. You take a step sideways, Soup Nazi style, and stand in front of the second woman who ignores you for what seems like two or three minutes while she shuffles envelopes around and mumbles.

Finally, a third woman next to her calls out to you, “Sir. Sir! Can you please step over here?”  Yes, yes I can. I can step anywhere I’m directed to step. She hands me an envelope and a ballot, tells me to write my name and address on the envelope, sign it, go into the booth, mark the ballot, put the ballot in the envelope and return to her for further instructions.

First, though, we have to find a pen.

Finally, I’m able to actually vote. I return to her, she inspects my name and address, directs me to place the signed envelope in the ballot box and hands me the “I voted” sticker. Whew. All done.

This system is meant to be an improvement over the conventional experience, which is check in with the voters-list guy,  get a ballot and fill it in, put your ballot in the box, and check out with the second voters-list guy.

In eliminating the second voters-list guy in favor of the woman who inspects your signed envelope, they quietly, and probably without too much thought, also eliminated one of the bedrock principles of our free elections: the secret ballot. For the first time, your ballot is now wrapped in an envelope with your name on it.

Well, at least it’s convenient.

Email from Oz

I don’t hear from my Australian friends too often – generally an email at Christmas with family news, or maybe when something big happens in the world of sports. This election season is different, though, and I’ve received a couple of distraught  messages like this one from a friend in Melbourne after the first debate (I’m  “Mad Dog”, his view of my approach to downhill skiing ):

Mad Dog

I turned on the last 20 minutes of the debate today. I cant believe what is happening over there. I wonder if Americans understand how this is being perceived in other countries? It is regular front page news here and the general tone is one of incredulity. How could America have finished up with this masquerading as a political system? Could anyone possibly vote for Donald Trump? Really? Has he any possibility of winning? The election, along with the gun debate and police shootings of black youth have really made America the laughing stock of the world, with the general view that this is a once great empire in serious decline.

I think it is really sad as I have great respect for America and the friends I have there. I also think there may be a silver lining at the end of this. Surely Trump is going to get smashed, drag the senate down with him and possibly the house. That way making the passage of sensible legislation that much easier and at the same time forcing the Republican party to ask themselves serious questions and stop this sort of thing ever happening again.

I did see Alec Baldwin on Saturday night live and enjoyed it! Also Robert DiNiro.

I told him I blamed the media for giving Trump a platform over the years, and the decline of what passes for journalism. I said, for me, the silver lining was actually the loss of “empire”, that I was sick of the toxic strain of worldwide liberalism that blames the U.S. (and Israel) every time a light bulb burns out somewhere in the world. Let some European country (or Australia!) step up and be the world’s policeman and scapegoat.

The real problems will begin after November 8th. Trump isn’t going away. Win or lose, fifty million people will have voted for him, and the opportunity to monetize that (and, of course, the diseased hypertrophic ego) will not be denied.  One way or another his media presence will expand and the excesses will increase.

Sleeping through the wake-up call

What’s the first thing you think when you hear, “Ralph Nader”? The first thing that comes to my mind is, “narcissist whose obstinacy led to the most disastrous presidency in our history”. It’s not right that this could be his epitaph, since he should be remembered for his lifetime of selfless consumer advocacy, and the genuine differences he made in our quality of life.

Nader also made many good points about our electoral process during his 2000 run for office. No one could argue with him that both major parties are beholden to corporate interests, that the American people deserve more and better choices, and so on.

But his blind spot was his insistence then (and now) that there was no real difference between Bush and Gore. Admittedly, it was a little hard to see why this wasn’t true at the time, as no one really knew much about GWB, and no one had a crystal ball. But the lesson should certainly have been learned in retrospect: one of the two major party candidates was going to be the next president and they were NOT the same.

The people who backed Nader were so convinced he was the only guy for the job, that a third of them said they would not have voted at all in a two-person race. When the dust cleared, Florida went to Bush by only 537 votes. Nader got 97,488 votes in Florida. Exit polls asked respondents how they would vote in a two-person race between Bush and Gore.  47% of the Nader voters said they would choose Gore, 21% would choose Bush, and 32% would not vote.

Here’s the thing. 16 years later, this important lesson has still not been learned. The people who still plan to vote for Jill Stein or Gary Johnson at this point are just delusional. They know not what they do.

But what about the Bernie voters who now insist they won’t vote at all?

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In this random article,  a young genius-for-Bernie says:

“I could, at this point, care less if Hillary Clinton won or lost because I think that Donald Trump winning might actually be a wake-up call for the rest of the country, and a wake-up call for the Democratic Party.”

Kid, try to understand. The wake-up call is not Trump winning the presidency. The wake-up call is Trump winning the nomination.

Voting for Bernie

In Massachusetts, it doesn’t much matter if I vote in the presidential election. The state will go to the Democrat.

In 1968, Nixon ran on his “Secret Plan to End the War” (for any Millennials that might stumble on this, that would  be Viet Nam). By the time 1972 rolled around, the war was still going strong, and another 20,000  American boys had been pointlessly killed. But in the 1972 presidential election, Massachusetts didn’t have much company.

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If you want to feel like your vote matters in MA, the primary is your best shot. This time around, I voted for Bernie. I knew Hillary would make a perfectly fine executive, but I thought she wouldn’t be a very strong candidate.

Running for president and being president require two completely different skill sets, and I knew Hillary had problems with the first. She just wasn’t a natural like Bill was. Not to mention the headwinds she’d face with the 25 years of made-up scandals that FoxNews would be yammering about. She could actually lose the election, despite being the best person for the job.

Voting for Bernie was a rush.  First of all, it would the greatest thing in the world if the U.S. elected a Jewish Socialist as president. It would finally take the idiotic stigma off being either.

But the main thing was Bernie was a guy who believed in the power of government to do good things, to solve problems, to lift us all up. He believed it sincerely and passionately, and deep in his Jewish Socialist bones.

Hillary is more a technocrat, and that’s good too. Life would be better with her as president than with any Republican alternative who would believe that government is never the solution, but always the problem. With the modern Republicans, you know what you’re going to get: an anti-tax, anti-regulation, anti-science, environment-fucker that is beholden to Dark Money.

At least, that’s what we thought until the Ass-Clown-in-Chief hijacked the whole process. With Trump, the problem is that he has no beliefs, no principles, and, worst of all, no consistency. He only cares about “likes”, “upvotes”, or whatever the hell it is you get from Twitter. Every thought and “position” is transient. Don’t like what I said just now, how about the opposite?

It turns out Trump understands the job of running for president a lot better than anyone thought. But how well does he understand the job of being president? I know what the people of Massachusetts think, but what about the rest of you? Stay tuned…

The Sun Revolves Around the Earth

I was watching one of those focus group things after the third Clinton-Trump debate. They had a bunch of “undecided” voters in a room, and were asking them whether anything they heard would cause them to commit to vote for one of the candidates.

It’s been said before, but, really, who the hell could possibly be undecided at this point? You already know you’re dealing with people who don’t have it quite together. So, of course most people said, no, nothing had changed for them. And one guy said yeah, he was now voting for Hillary, and a woman said now she was voting for Trump. Everything is designed to be “fair”,  meaning the ridiculous false equivalency that we’ve been served up here must be maintained, or else, God forbid, someone will say the coverage is biased.

Anyway, her “reasoning” was along the lines of “they’ve had eight years, blah blah nothing changed something something America etc etc.”  I wasn’t really listening. Put it this way – I’m not undecided and this moron wasn’t gonna change that.

But I totally get the impulse to throw the bums out. Doesn’t matter if unemployment is down, the stock market is up, Guantanamo is moribund, we’ve got the only kind of peace we’re ever going to have in our lifetime, and so on. Give someone else a chance. Change is good. Let’s shake it up a little.

Except this time is different. The one guy is so obviously, manifestly, thoroughly unfit for the job, we just can’t let it happen. This time, we have to keep the bums in.

In this country, everyone is entitled to be as stupid as they like. It’s in the Constitution. I almost wrote “that’s what makes our country great” there. Problem is, the die is cast. It’s too late now. The worst just might happen. There’s nothing left to do about it. It could be President Trump.  If only the election WERE rigged!

Does anyone actually listen to this guy?

At a rally in Delaware, Ohio on Thursday, Trump said he would accept the election results if he won.

What a relief!

He also said, “And always, I will follow and abide by all of the rules and traditions of all of the many candidates who have come before me. Always.”

Really? Shall we start with your tax returns?

Ted Turner Started It – Background

Before cable TV, and CNN, everyone got their news through the three TV networks. At a prescribed time once a day, trusted figures like Walter Cronkite told the American people what was newsworthy. They didn’t interpret it. They didn’t spin it. There was no agenda, or at least that was the idea. News was not a profit center for the networks, but the fulfillment of an obligation to the government, “payment” for the use of the airwaves over which their for-profit programming would be offered before and after the news was presented.

Ted Turner came up with the brilliant idea of a for-profit 24 hour news network that was offered over pay cable and therefore not subject to existing constraints and conventions. The first gulf war revealed the enormous pent-up demand for up-to-the-second news. No longer did we have to wait until six PM to find out who was shooting at who.

So far so good.

But Turner also had another idea that most people didn’t recognize as a problem at the time – he wanted to present an international viewpoint to an international audience. This meant the occasional story from the Iraqi point of view or stories about how the U.S. military was actually fucking things up now and then.

This was a little jarring to some people who felt that the news presented by Americans to Americans should understand Americans to be the good guys. CNN employed journalists, yes, but before that they were Americans. Edward R. Murrow never presented any story from the German viewpoint. He wanted us to win, though this was not understood as “bias” at the time.

Enter Roger Ailes. In the news-for-profit era, increasing ratings was far more important than getting the story right. The line between opinion and reporting blurred. FoxNews created a winner with its hard right fact-free version of the news, easily surpassing CNN in viewership, which was now the only important measure of success.

The only loser was the American people. No longer did we all tune in to the same stories at the same time every day to learn what was going on. Now there was a 24-hour echo chamber in which we could all have our viewpoints validated without worrying about what might be “true”, or, perhaps, learning something. Just stay away from those “other” channels, the ones only idiots watch.

Ted Turner Started It – Conclusion

First the news/opinion line was blurred, but that wasn’t enough in the news-for-profit era. In the quest for ratings and dollars, FoxNews went the next step – news became entertainment.

Entertainment needs personalities, thus the rise of O’Reilly, Hannity, etc. Their formula was simple: from day one of the Clinton administration, it was all accusations all the time. Nonstop nonsense. Gays in the military. Hillary’s health care efforts. Finally they got their meal ticket in Ken Starr. “Whitewater” led to Lewinsky blow jobs, 24/7. A very effective peace-and-prosperity administration was undermined (and our power and influence internationally, as well). Shoot at bin Laden? “Clinton is just playing Wag the dog. Well hear more from Linda Tripp when we come back”.

And always they were at Hillary. “Tonight: Is she the evil murderer of Vince Foster or simply a misguided lunatic? A fair and balanced discussion after this.”

Because of the stain on Clinton created by Murdoch/Ailes, Al Gore has to run away from the excellent Clinton record. Bush slides in, resulting in eight years of willful ignorance, profligacy, and the disastrous shadow presidency of Dick Cheney. The middle east is destabilized for keeps.

Obama landslide results, but FoxNews never quits attacking. The terrorist fist bump. Birthers. Framing a middle-of-the-road moderate as a dangerous radical. All the while they have their eye on the Heiress Apparent. Liar! Benghazi! Emails! Goldman Sachs!

Now comes Trump. Again with Bill’s blowjobs. After 25 years of the made up scandals and carping on Crooked Hillary’s criminal empire, FoxNews can no longer dial it down. When Trump whips up the “lock her up” crowd, they have to buy in. They can’t now say, “actually, you know what, never mind, we didn’t mean it all these years. You’ve gone to far. What are we – Iran? In this country, we don’t imprison or execute our political opponents.”

The toothpaste is out of the tube. Thanks for nothing, Ted Turner.

The New Republic explains Trump

The Pro-Trump Intellectuals Who Want to Overthrow America

What a crock.

How about this instead: Just as digital technology has disrupted and redefined all other endeavors and professions – journalism, retail, travel, cab drivers, stock brokers, classified advertising, yard sales, radio broadcasting, telephones, photography, pornography, and so much more – it has also changed what it means to be a politician.

Trump does not need a war chest of hundreds of millions to press his case (or should I say his venomous babbling) via TV ads on networks that no one watches any more. He doesn’t need Gallup polls when he has “likes”, “upvotes”, and “followers”. He only needs his cell phone and Twitter. All is said in 140 characters. All is transient, forgotten, contradicted, amplified, and transmogrified seconds later in the next tweet. Nothing is vetted. Facts, or as the Straussians prefer, “truth”, matters not.

Idiocracy has given way to Twitterocracy. The death of the printed word signals the birth of Trumpism. Give the worst instincts and impulses of everyone and anyone a platform and megaphone equal in power and authority to the New York Times, and let the devil take the hindmost.