Advice, consent, and history’s rebuke.

Everyone knows that President Tweety loves the Constitution of the U.S., probably more than anyone else. Just before his 2016 inauguration, he told FoxNews (of course), “I feel very strongly about our Constitution. I’m proud of it, I love it and I want to go through the Constitution.”

In a meeting with congressional Republicans at the time, Trump was asked what he would do to protect the Article I powers, i.e. those provisions of the Constitution that define Congress as co-equal to the President and are designed to limit executive overreach.

In retrospect, it is clear that Trump had no idea at all what Article I was.  In the moment, he finessed this by replying,  “I want to protect Article I, Article II, Article XII, going down the list.”  It didn’t really make any difference to anyone then, nor does it now, that the Constitution has only seven articles. There is no Article XII. It might be worth noting, though, that Trump revealed in that moment that he has exactly the same level of respect for the non-existent articles as he does the existent ones. None of them actually matter to him at all.

Section 2, Clause 2 of Article II of the Constitution defines the principle of “Advice and Consent”, which gives the Senate the responsibility to approve treaties and appointments made by the president. Of course, Tweety loves this just as much as the rest of the constitution.  On Wednesday of this week, Trump threatened to force Congress to adjourn so that he may unilaterally install judicial nominees and other officials who would otherwise require Senate confirmation.

As with almost everything Trump does, or insists he has the power to do, the first reaction from most of the people who care about our democracy is, “Can he really do that?”.  And the answer is almost always, “Uh, maybe he can. It’s never been done before, but the courts will have to decide. ” The dilemma is usually not that Trump has invented a new power for himself (though he does that oftentimes as well), but that he has decided to use a power which the founders may have defined, however vaguely, in a way that no one else has ever remotely considered doing before.

So what’s it really all about in this case? Welp, turns out Tweetin’ Donny is unhappy with some of the information coming out of Voice of America, the non-partisan outlet that has been taxpayer-supported for 75 years without much controversy. It’s mission since WWII has been “to tell America’s story” to people around the globe, as there were many areas that only heard state-run anti-American propaganda.

Trump is accusing VOA of spreading Chinese propaganda. “If you hear what’s coming out of the Voice of America, it’s disgusting,” Trump said on Wednesday. “The things they say are disgusting to our country.” Apparently they made the mistake of publishing statistics from China on the Covid-19 infection and death rates in Wuhan.  See, only the Tweeter knows the real numbers, and VOA is all wet.

Trump has wanted his own guy, a documentary film maker named Michael Pack, installed as head of VOA for years, but his nomination has not cleared congress. Some of Pack’s projects include, “Hollywood vs. Religion”, “Campus Culture Wars”, “God and the Inner City”, etc. You get the picture.

Some legislators apparently don’t agree he’s the best guy for the job. Solution? Simple! Shut Congress down. After that? Don’t know. Maybe declare martial Law, cancel the elections, and re-designate the position of President as “Supreme Leader”, or better yet, “Supreme Leader for Life”.

Of course, the story of a president wanting to adjourn congress, which at any other time under any other administration would have been so huge as to have monopolized the news cycle for weeks, flew by virtually unnoticed. And not just because we have a lethal pandemic ongoing, but because it’s so completely, typically, and predictably Trump that it isn’t even news at all.

In fact, I wasn’t even going to mention it myself.  Also I wasn’t going to mention this week’s story about how Trump read a list of about 200 names in the Rose Garden as a response to the criticism that he has mishandled the Covid-19 response. The list included “corporate executives, faith leaders and thought leaders broken out by sector in what the announcement called ‘Great American Economic Revival Industry Groups'”  In other words, it’s a list of who he will blame when things go wrong.

As many have pointed out, Trump does in fact listen to the opinions of others. The way it works is that he first decides the outcome, then solicits the opinions of experts until he finds an “adviser” that hits on the thing he has already decided. Then he backs up the whole charade with a couple of well-placed tweets about how “many people are saying…”, etc.

This is how “advice and consent” actually works now.

Anyway, what really would be the point of offering advice to someone who knows more about the subject than anyone. Here are some of the many things the Very Stable Genius knows more about than anyone else.

genius

The only Republican Senator not included in the new task force was Mitt Romney. As you have now certainly forgotten (and Tweety certainly has not) Romney was the only Republican Senator to vote in favor of one of the two Articles of Impeachment brought against Trump. Nothing personal in Trump’s snubbing of Romney, of course. He’s just trying to get the best possible advice.

At the time of the impeachment vote, Romney said Trump’s actions were “an appalling abuse of public trust.” He said he was comfortable with this vote because what he cared about was what his children and grandchildren would say about him when history is written about this period. He said he had taken an oath, would not let partisan politics get in its way, and did not want to expose himself to history’s rebuke.

 

The N-word of the Narcissus

So, an African-American high-school security guard was fired from his job for using the “N-word”.  The school has a “zero tolerance policy”, and the principal said, “Regardless of context or circumstance, racial slurs are not acceptable in our schools.”  Therein lies the problem, of course. Context matters.

The context in this case was that the guard, Marlon Anderson, had been called to help remove a disruptive student (who is also African-American) from the property because he was threatening the life of the assistant principal. During the episode, the student called Anderson the “n-word” over and over, and Anderson finally replied, “Do not call me that name. I’m not your [N-word]. Do not call me that.”

Oops. He said it. Everyone heard him use the word. Fired. Zero tolerance.

Happily, I guess, Anderson got his job back five days later after a thousand people protested the absurd situation, including all the students at the school who staged a walk-out over it. Policy and enforcement seem to be determined by who vilifies the principal soonest and loudest. That’s just how things work in the internet age.

I don’t know why, but this article in the Harvard Crimson about a DACA protest made me think of the fired guard. I guess because they’re both examples of how “the left” makes an easy target of itself for Trump and Trumpism.

At Harvard, there was a demonstration and walk-out ahead of the Supreme Court decision on DACA (Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals), the program that allows people who were brought here illegally as kids to stay and work. Trump is against it, of course, as it is an Obama-era policy. Nuf ced.

But the protest turned from the DACA issue to an attack on the several Asian American student organizations that didn’t join the 21 campus organizations co-sponsoring the walk-out.  An open letter addressed to “The Asian American Community” condemning this inaction has been signed by 400 people at Harvard and elsewhere.  In other words, the whole thing swiftly morphed into the typical kind of thought-policing and anti-free-speech posturing that the student left is often accused of, and, in doing so, overshadowed and diminished the effectiveness of the DACA protest itself.

It’s crazy. It’s more important for these kids to attack and denigrate any of their peers who might not agree with them 100% on everything than it is for them to make their points on DACA.

And the letter itself contained several phrases that just jumped out at me as perfect fuel for the Trump attack machine. The first two are new (to me) elements of the lexicon of the left.

The protest was organized, in part, by the “Harvard Asian American Womxn’s Association”.  Hmmm.  I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that we need the term “womxn” because the term “womyn” (which we needed to get out from under the “men” thing) was not trans-inclusive?  Anyway, I hadn’t received the memo about this change. Now I know.

And then there is this phrase of castigation:  “You have outed yourselves as non-safe spaces for undocu+ people within the Asian American community”.  Huh?  “Undocu+”?  I have no idea why we need this term. Could it be that we just really want to avoid actually printing out the next three letters, “men”, that would be contained in the word “undocumented”?  If so, wow.

My problem with these terms is that if you’re going to change the “correct” vocabulary every week, you really need to be careful about calling anyone racist, sexist, homophobic, etc. the following week if they mistakenly use the now-incorrect language. You have to give us a fighting chance to get “woke”.

Last, and most preposterously, there is this:  “It is literally impossible to live as a person of color on the stolen land that is the United States without either being political or being politically instrumentalized by oppressive structures.”

Holy shit. Literally impossible. I’m not sure what the proposed solution to the “stolen land” conundrum might be, though clearly Harvard will need to be relocated at some point.  And I’m wondering if the problem of land-stealing oppressors also applies to Canada? Australia?  I already know their answer for Israel.  And what if you could argue that the land-stealers themselves were People of Color, as you might in the case of Brazil or even Pakistan? Are they oppressors as well, or are we giving them a pass under the only-white-people-can-be-oppressors rule?  Complicated.

Anyway, you all know how I feel about Trump, and if you don’t, just glance at any of these 107 articles. For a long time, I was just baffled at how 60 million people could be so loyal to him, until I realized it wasn’t love of Trump but rather hatred of “liberals” that animated them.

Examples like the ones cited today bring the issue into sharper focus for me, and tend to drain the last few drops of hope that I still had that, in 2020, we might be able to correct the disastrous course we have set ourselves on with this man.

Four More Years!

The loser now will be later to lose

This week, Justin Amash, a Republican representative from a pro-Trump district in Michigan, broke ranks with his caucus by stating the obvious. He tweeted (of course):

amash

The response was immediate and predictable, with members of the House Freedom Caucus condemning him,  followed by the almost instantaneous primary challenge to Amash.  It is this kind of challenge that explains why no Republican will (successfully) defy Trump. The experience of Mark Sanford has been seared into their political flesh like the Mark of the Beast.

It’s exactly why Lindsay Graham, not so long ago one of Trump’s harshest critics and staunchest allies of Trump’s bête noire, John McCain, is now among the most unctuous sycophants in Trumpworld.

Over at CNN, there was some absurd and misplaced hope that Amash represented a crack in the dam or some such nonsense, and everything would be different now. If only. Slate was more realistic.

Here at GOML, the only real question was, “What insult-nickname would Trump come up with for Amash?” So many are already taken, but Tweety has a seemingly inexhaustible supply. Mayor Pete, for example, became “Alfred E. Neuman”, which no one saw coming. Biden is now “Sleepy-Creepy”, which coming from the Pussy-Grabber-In-Chief is just surreal.

If Trump doesn’t come up with something especially unique and cruel for you, he probably just isn’t that worried about you, and Amash seemed to fall into that category. He’s only got the catch-all “Lightweight Loser” so far, which is what Trump calls everybody that disagrees with him on anything.

I don’t really know how someone who has succeeded in getting elected to Congress can be a “loser”, but the word seems to have its own definition and parameters for Tweety.

So what do you think -will Amash have a job in Washington in 2020?

The Times, Are They a-Changin’?

Lizzie Warren Took An Axe

And gave her campaign forty whacks.

Doesn’t matter, though. As Friend-Of-The-Blog Carol noted the other day, the “cartooning” of Warren has already had its intended effect. However strong her appeal to the progressives in the Democratic Party might be, she was not going to prevail in the general election if nominated.

But she did something really great in my opinion. Courageous and necessary, truthful and ultimately futile. She took a principled stand against FoxNews, something every serious citizen should applaud. She declined to participate in a FoxNews sponsored “Town Hall” event, saying,

“Fox News has invited me to do a town hall, but I’m turning them down — here’s why. … Fox News is a hate-for-profit racket that gives a megaphone to racists and conspiracists — it’s designed to turn us against each other, risking life & death consequences, to provide cover for the corruption that’s rotting our government and hollowing out our middle class,

Wow. Finally. Couldn’t have said it better myself. Problem is, not a single FoxNews viewer is going to listen to that and ask themselves whether perhaps they should look elsewhere for their information. What they will say, and have echoed and reinforced a billion times over by Hannity, et al., is that those pointy-headed, think-they’re-so-smart, Libtards and Cucks are at it again. They’re calling you “deplorable”, and Elizabeth Warren is the worst possible Hillary Clinton. Lock her up.

What no one in the Democratic Party seems to grasp, even after three years of Trump’s ascendancy,  is that the typical Trump voter doesn’t love Trump nearly as much as he hates “liberals”. Trump is their man exactly because he openly mocks them and bullies them and ignores their feeble attempts to fight back.

The problem in our hyper-connected age of instantaneous communication is not that FoxNews is a cynical, dangerous, anti-patriotic threat to our country and therefore the world. That’s all true, of course, but it’s not entirely their fault. The problem is that there is a huge market to be served and profit to be made from the tens of millions of viewers who need their own narrow view of the world validated. If it wasn’t FoxNews, someone else would do it. FoxNews does it better than anyone and is improving their game all the time.

Am I saying FoxNews viewers are “Deplorables”?  Not exactly. I’m saying they have blinders on for some reason I don’t get. I used to see an E.N.T. specialist who was a brilliant guy, taught at Harvard Med, and performed innovative surgeries at Mass. Eye and Ear. But he always had FoxNews on in his waiting room and I just couldn’t abide it.

When I’d ask him about it, he always complained that his taxes were so high and he could never vote for a tax-and-spend liberal, and that you could only get the right perspective on FoxNews. I’d try to wedge in some ideas about how that perspective was surrounded by bias, exaggeration and outright lies, while stopping short of just referring to it as Bullshit Mountain, but I never made a dent. Was my E.N.T. a “deplorable”? No. He was a good guy. I liked him a lot. I just couldn’t go there any more, so, after a few years, I had to find someone else.

So what’s the answer? If you play along with Fox, you legitimize them and compromise yourself. If you take a principled stand against them, you’re ridiculed and vilified and probably ending your political career.

There has to be a way to reach the people who think they hate you, but I just have no idea what it might be. Clearly, Elizabeth Warren doesn’t either.

 

Trump will win again

Did you ever wonder how the President of the United States could stand up in front of a group of servicemen deployed in Iraq and say, “You just got one of the biggest pay raises you’ve ever received. You haven’t gotten one in more than 10 years — more than 10 years. And we got you a big one. I got you a big one”, when absolutely nothing in that statement is true?

Or how he could tell White House reporters , “We’re putting in a resolution some time in the next week and a half to two weeks [and] we’re giving a middle-income tax reduction of about 10 percent,”  when no such legislation was pending and no lawmakers, Democrat or Republican, have any idea what he’s referring to?

These are just a couple of recent examples out of many thousands where Trump just made shit up, blathered or tweeted it, and has not only never been held accountable or even seriously questioned, but has gained politically while being supported by FoxNews and Republican lawmakers.

It’s baffling to anyone who expects the president to speak the truth as he understands it, or at least a deftly-spun version of it. It’s baffling to someone with principles, or someone who has any shame at all. It’s baffling to just about everyone except career grifters, pathological liars, and Donald Trump.

Once you fully understand that Trump has no principles or shame, and is a career grifter as well as a pathological liar, it’s possible to see the bizarre genius in his method.

It doesn’t matter to Trump if there is no actual pay raise or tax cut. What matters  is that the people who are ultimately disappointed by the broken promise will understand that he isn’t the bad guy in this story. It’s someone else’s fault, you see, because Trump tried his best to deliver. He stood right in front of us and told us he would do these things. He fought for them. If he lost the fight, he can’t be blamed – he’s our hero and standard-bearer. It was Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer, or Crooked Hillary, or that foreign-born illegitimate Muslim “president” that preceded him. Trump was the only one who ever tried to do the right thing! The liberals and the fake news media and George Soros conspired against him so they can implement their anti-American agenda!

Trump is ultimately going to win this silly “border wall” fight. Even if he loses. The important thing is to be seen as fighting hard against the forces that want to destroy America. And when the government finally does re-open, with or without his $5.7 billion, he’ll claim victory, insist the wall is already built and that Mexico paid for it, and so on. To his staff, he’s already said, “the country will not remember the shutdown, but it will remember that he staged a fight over his insistence that the southern border be protected.”

The brilliance of Trump is that he knows exactly which buttons to push and how to push them. And he doesn’t care who gets hurt or what’s best for the country or whether our system of government survives or if our position in the world is diminished to  pariah/rogue state/laughingstock. He only cares that, in the end, he “wins”.

Earlier this week, there was a disturbing story about blatant racism in a GM plant in Ohio, complete with “whites only” bathrooms, nooses hung in the shop, wide use of the “n-word” during the workday, and all manner of threats and intimidation. This isn’t the Jim Crow south we’re talking about here, but the modern, corporate, industrialized heart of America. In 2019.

There’s a tendency for us here in the Northeast, or elsewhere in the Blue States, to shrug this situation off as an outlier, and believe that most Americans see it as abhorrent. This is where Trump has us beat. He knows this thinking is pervasive. He knows that just under the surface, the majority of Americans have no particular problem with the culture in that GM plant, but are too savvy to let on. Trump knows he can appeal to these people and how to do it.

It’s coming into sharper focus now exactly how and why Trump allowed Steve Bannon and the “alt-right” to influence him so strongly during the campaign and in the first year of his presidency. He heard what they were saying and understood the power of the message. He saw they were on to something big, and even if the most egregious manifestations of it cried out for his condemnation, he never capitulated.

Don’t believe me? Watch this clip from “American History X”, where the Edward Norton character whips up his disciples into a mini-Kristallnacht rampage against a Korean storekeeper.

The language, arguments, imagery, sense of grievance and “white nationalism” is exactly what comes through in Trump’s rhetoric about the southern border and the threats to “our country”. It could have been written by Steve Bannon and recited by Trump verbatim in any of his MAGA speeches about “The Wall”.

Every president we’ve ever had until the current one, from whatever part of the political spectrum, understood that this thinking is a low-grade infection that has always been present in the American body politic. And every one understood the importance of pushing back against it. It’s been 50 years since this kind of thing has represented a remotely viable political platform on the national stage (I’m thinking now of George Wallace in 1968), but even then it was thoroughly, if not unanimously, repudiated by the vast majority of Americans.

Something has changed. We are being led by a demagogue, a career grifter and pathological liar. Even if the Republicans in congress come to their senses and finally push back, a horrifying reality has been revealed: 60 million Americans thought and still think a Trump administration is a good thing. When he is finally dragged, kicking and screaming, from the Oval Office, they will still be our neighbors.

Trump boldly goes…

…to Afghanistan!

One thing you have to admit about President Donald J. Trump is that he has never wavered from his one overarching, bedrock principle: Look Out For Number One!

He doesn’t pussyfoot. He doesn’t flip-flop. He doesn’t waffle. What you see is what you get. Cover your own ass if you want to win and winning is all there is. There are no other issues or principles that matter.

A new poll shows that the Tweeter’s approval ratings in the three key rust belt states that gave him the presidency have not budged. He’s still their guy.

rust

Nothing matters to these people except “Obama is a Muslim” and “Lock Her Up”. Don’t bother reminding them of the Tweeter’s solemn pledge to get us out of the Afghan quagmire, tweeted (what else?) over and over again for years:

afghan

Yesterday, a breathless nation awaited his long-promised brilliant plan for defeating al Qaeda and the Taliban, and was rewarded with a bold new policy: Into the Quagmire! It’s the only way! Kabul or Bust! More troops for the generals! More fodder for the cannons! Any reports of my abandoning the platform I was elected on are Fake News!

Of course, this announcement was made in the brilliant Trumpian style of pre-blaming others for its eventual failure.  He said he had always relied on his instincts in the past, had been hugely successful doing so, and that his instincts had been to get out of Afghanistan. But “his generals” had now claimed this was wrong and so he will reluctantly follow their advice.

Perfect. If, somehow, doing the same thing we’ve been doing fruitlessly for 16 years now magically produces positive results, then Trump’s a genius and a visionary and the best leader we’ve ever had. If it produces nothing but more body bags and years of grief for everyone involved, well, Trump is still a genius and a visionary – remember those instincts of his? The generals are to blame and will certainly pay with a good, public, career-ruining Twitter-shaming at the appropriate time.

Winning!

Best of all, no one now remembers or cares about the events of last week. It was only a few days ago that we all realized we had reached a historical inflection point and that Trump had to go.  He couldn’t bring himself to unambiguously criticize Nazis. Completely unprecedented and inappropriate for an American president of any party.  Remember? That was the straw that broke the camel’s back! No? OK, then. Never mind.

And if you don’t remember last week, I won’t bother trying to remind you of the week before. That was when the world was going to end because Trump recklessly dared the North Koreans to do something in Guam. Fire and fury, baby.

Tweety is winning. And all you losers who want to doubt him can just go home to Loserville and enjoy your loserpalooza.

Screwie speaks: Terrorism, Murder, War

I was sipping a gin-and-tonic on my tiny, urban “deck” yesterday, reflecting on how fast the summer speeds by when you’re living on the wrong side of the political looking glass, when I saw my cousin Screwie roll up at the end of the driveway on his fixie. He seemed agitated as he chained his bike to the railing with the “Do Not Chain Your Bike Here” sign on it. That boy is a born anarchist.

I didn’t quite hear what he was muttering as he came toward me – I just picked up the words “Not Terrorism”, so I knew I was in for an earful.

“Hey”, I said. “Want some gin?” I was just being polite as I saw that he had his usual six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon with him, and I knew I wasn’t going to have to get up. He plopped down in the other Adirondack chair.

“Anything wrong? You seem a little distracted. In fact you seem like you’re gonna pop a vessel”.

“Yes, there’s something wrong,” he sneered. “Barcelona is wrong. Barce. Fucking. Lona.”

“Yeah, such a great place. Awful. Terrorism”, I offered, knowing full well it didn’t matter what I said.

“Yes it’s awful,” he said, “But it’s not terrorism.”

“What are you talking about? Of course it’s terrorism. A twenty-something Jihadi drives a van through an unsuspecting crowd, killing a dozen or more, probably screaming ‘Allahu Akbar’ for all I know. How do you figure it’s not terrorism?”

Screwie says, “Because there’s no ‘terrorist’ objective. Terrorism is meant to accomplish something – to get the victims to modify their behavior somehow. The bad guy wants you to ‘end the occupation’ or ‘release the political prisoners’ or ‘recognize the caliphate’ or ‘stop publishing cartoons that offend me’ or ‘stop supporting the apostate royalty’. Or something.

“Sometimes they just want you to be so uncomfortable and afraid you’ll move out of wherever you are and leave it to them. But terrorists want something, and the implication is that when you give it to them, they’ll quit blowing things up and go back to being humans.”

“Hmm”, I astutely responded. “So you’re saying the Barcelona guys had no ‘terrorist’ objective. I guess I see that. So, if it’s not terrorism, what do you think it is?”

“I think it’s murder. But it doesn’t matter what I think. It’s what they think that matters. Until we understand what they think they’re doing, there’s absolutely no hope we’ll ever get on top of it.”

“And what do they think it is, if I might be so bold to inquire?”, says I.

“They think it’s war. They have no objective beyond killing you. They don’t care if you promise to recognize the caliphate, or if you require everyone in Europe to wear a burqa or anything else. They just want you dead. If they lose two of theirs blowing up or running over eighty of yours, it’s a huge battlefield win. Multiply it by a zillion and you get the picture of what they think they’re doing. And the point is that the battlefield is everywhere in their war, not just Syria or Afghanistan or wherever else you might want to think it is.”

“Crack another PBR and try to enjoy what’s left of the summer”, I offer.

“Don’t be a wise-ass. No one likes a wise-ass. Look, remember after 9/11 when we all were trying to understand what it was about? ‘Why do they hate us?’ was the mantra.  Remember the Wall Street Journal guy who went up into the mountains so he could get the al Qaeda side of things, and put the word out so that we could all understand their thinking and their grievances? Daniel Pearl was his name.

pearl

“When he got there, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed cut his head off. We were all totally confused. Pearl was going to give them a platform and they killed him? Are they crazy? We still don’t get it.

“They don’t care about a platform. They don’t care about getting their message out to us. They don’t care about compromise or negotiations or getting you to do some particular thing, after which they’ll go back to being like everyone else. What they care about is making you dead.

“The reason we were so shocked by 9/11 and by every attack that’s come after is that we didn’t understand that they had declared war on us and were proceeding accordingly. We were arguing about whether their ‘crimes’  should be treated as civil or criminal offenses, where to try the bad guys and under what law, what rights they should have, and so on. And we’re still thinking that way.”

“So what are you saying?” My cousin’s getting inside my head now. “If treating these guys as terrorists or criminals isn’t going to work, what’s the right answer?”

Screwie seems a little spent now that he’s got these thoughts on the table. He takes a long pull on his beer and says, “That’s above my pay grade. But I’ll tell you this – Step One is to understand what they think they’re doing and we’re not close. It’s the third-rail of political incorrectness to agree with them that it’s all-out war. And who needs it? I’d rather sit here and drink beer than go out and shoot someone. Who wouldn’t?

“But it’s really not so hard to take Step One if you’re up to it. It should have been done long ago. Bin Laden put it right out there in black and white in his 1998 Fatwa. Why not take him at his word? Like the other side does.”

“Huh? Remind me”, I respond with my usual brilliance.

“It’s short and sweet”, Screwie says. “I have the important part committed to memory. It says,

The ruling to kill the Americans and their allies—civilians and military—is an individual duty for every Muslim who can do it in any country in which it is possible to do it… “

The sun was starting to set. I looked up the end of the driveway and saw a kid with bolt cutters working on Screwie’s bike lock. But I didn’t mention it. Why stir things up?

Leo Frank and the logic of the alt-Right

If you’re like a lot of other people, this week you’re scratching your head trying to figure out what Nazis chanting anti-semitic slogans have to do with removing Civil War monuments. GOML is here to help.

First, let’s just clear the air about what Charlottesville was about. It was a “Unite The Right” rally, not particularly focused on the Civil War, and one of many planned in various parts of the country. There are nine similar rallies planned for next week alone in places like L.A., Pittsburgh, New York, Seattle, and the Google campus in Mountain View.

Turning this into a discussion of taking down symbols of the Confederacy is misdirection.

And, just for the record, here’s what Robert E. Lee said when asked about building a monument to the Confederate troops at Gettysburg:

“I think it wiser not to keep open the sores of war but to follow the examples of those nations who endeavored to obliterate the marks of civil strife, to commit to oblivion the feelings engendered.”

“As regards the erection of such a monument as is contemplated, my conviction is, that however grateful it would be to the feelings of the South, the attempt in the present condition of the Country, would have the effect of retarding, instead of accelerating its accomplishment; [and] of continuing, if not adding to, the difficulties under which the Southern people labour.”

And one other point: for all you Southerners who insist the Confederate side was not fighting to preserve the institution of slavery, but rather resisting the encroachment of federal government on the rights of the states to govern themselves, please be quiet. The only “States’ Rights” that anyone cared about was the right to continue the institution of slavery, on which the southern economy was based, and in which white southerners, in the main, deeply believed.

Still, the South is the natural place to try to “unite the right”, as racist and anti-semitic bacteria has always seemed to find a friendly petri-dish in which to grow there. The connection between white southern grievance and “foreigners” is central here in the thinking that outsiders are coming to take their jobs away and control them.

The belief of the various White Nationalist groups has always been that Jews would control and undermine local businesses, that the migration of black people to the North would  saturate the labor market, and that Catholics would steal the rest of the jobs from Americans.

That’s the crux right there: for these people, Jews, African-Americans, and Catholics are not “Americans”.

The KKK and the Anti-Defamation league were both born in the South at the same time, precipitated by the same event. They arose following the death of Leo Frank. Or, to be more accurate, the lynching of Leo Frank. Today is a good day to remind everyone who Leo Frank was because it was on this day, August 17, in 1915 that he was murdered.

Leo Frank was a 31-year old mechanical engineer, working in his uncle’s pencil factory in  Atlanta. Frank had graduated from Cornell in 1906, where he had been on the debate team, his class basketball and tennis teams, played a lot of chess, and was generally a happy and well-adjusted guy. He moved to Atlanta in 1908 and married in 1910. He was active in the Jewish community in Atlanta and became president of the B’nai B’rith fraternal society there in 1912.

He was accused (wrongly, as almost every scholar and historian now agrees) of the strangulation murder of Mary Phagan, a 13-year-old child of the confederacy from nearby Marietta.

He was convicted at trial primarily on the testimony given by the janitor, Jim Conley, who most historians now agree was the actual perpetrator. The verdict was appealed all the way to the Supreme Court on the basis that the trial was a travesty and that the verdict was driven by anti-semitism.

Frank had been sentenced to death, but the sentence was commuted to life in prison. From this Wiki:

The case attracted national press and many reporters deemed the conviction a travesty. Within Georgia, this outside criticism fueled antisemitism and hatred toward Frank. On August 16, 1915, he was kidnapped from prison by a group of armed men and lynched at Marietta, Mary Phagan’s hometown, the next morning. The new governor vowed to punish the lynchers, who included prominent Marietta citizens, but nobody was charged. In 1986, Frank was posthumously pardoned by the Georgia State Board of Pardons and Paroles, although not officially absolved of the crime. 

The Anti-Defamation League was founded in 1913, with the Frank case being specifically mentioned by the founder, Adolf Kraus. Also, from the Frank Wiki:

After Frank’s lynching, around half of Georgia’s 3,000 Jews left the state. According to author Steve Oney, “What it did to Southern Jews can’t be discounted … It drove them into a state of denial about their Judaism. They became even more assimilated, anti-Israel, Episcopalian. The Temple did away with chupahs at weddings – anything that would draw attention.” Many American Jews saw Frank as an American Alfred Dreyfus, both of whom were seen as victims of antisemitic persecution.

And the Klan was also revived by the trial:

Two weeks after the lynching, in the September 2, 1915 issue of The Jeffersonian, Watson wrote, “the voice of the people is the voice of God”, capitalizing on his sensational coverage of the controversial trial. In 1914, when Watson began reporting his anti-Frank message, The Jeffersonian’s circulation had been 25,000; by September 2, 1915, its circulation was 87,000. On November 25, 1915, a group led by William Joseph Simmons burned a cross on top of Stone Mountain, inaugurating a revival of the Ku Klux Klan.

The ADL and the KKK have remained on opposite sides of many arguments in the century since these events. Until the Tweety administration, the momentum of history was clearly operating against the forces of intolerance, as it became less and less acceptable  to hang on to or espouse the old views. And in recent decades, Jewish Americans have felt less pressure to deny their heritage to gain acceptance as Americans.

For reasons best known only to himself, the President of the United States has chosen this moment to once again release the genie of hatred from its bottle. Leo Frank is not resting peacefully tonight.

hat3

Tweeting towards Armageddon

Only 200 days into the current administration and we are apparently on the brink.  Another brilliant accomplishment for the man-baby!

The last time talk of nuclear strikes was so public and scary was in October, 1962.  The Soviet Union had installed missiles in Cuba, and President Kennedy had to figure out what to do about it.  He understood that the greatest threat he faced during the crisis was the accidental triggering of an action because of a misunderstanding, a misperception, or a miscommunication.  He was very careful with the words he used and strictly controlled the messages coming from others in his administration.

He had read Barbara Tuchman’s “The Guns of August” not long before, a book which focuses on how WWI got started, and the thought of just how easy it was to blunder into war was very much on his mind.  He asked his generals how many Americans would die  if a single missile struck the U.S., and was told 600,000.  He immediately pointed out that this was more than all the casualties of the Civil War, and that we hadn’t come close in 100 years.

J.F.K. had served with distinction in the Navy in WWII, and was a serious student of war, history, and the presidency.  He had a lot to draw on to make the important decisions needed, and he succeeded in averting war and getting the missiles out of Cuba.

Donald J. Trump, on the other hand, brags of never having read a book, successfully dodged military service, and demonstrates over and over that he knows little of war, history or the presidency.

The bluster that’s been coming out of North Korea has rarely been taken seriously in recent years, and Kim Jong Un has been regarded as an eccentric, somewhat comical pariah.  But with Tweety carrying the nuclear football, things have changed.  His “leadership style” is the same as that of Kim Jong Un. They both “value” unpredictability and will say anything.  In the case of Donald J. Trump, his “thoughts” almost always take the form of 140-character tweets, and they are never validated or vetted by anyone else beforehand.  Tweet first, ask questions later is the rule he has lived by.

This is an excellent recipe for the accidental triggering of nuclear war.  But unlike incendiary tweeting on other subjects, there will be little opportunity for walking it all back, “explaining” what was really meant, or blaming others as is his wont (there is already some viral disinformation blaming Bill Clinton for North Korea’s nuclear program).

I would imagine there are very few Europeans, for example, who would say there is any difference between Trump and Kim at this point – neither can be trusted and neither seems to be making any more sense than the other.

In 200 days, Trump has managed to reduce the status of President of the United States to the level eccentric, somewhat comical pariah.

But in the mind of the man-baby, “standing up” to Kim in this way is a unique “accomplishment”, and completed faster than anyone else in history!  Best of all, talk of Russian meddling in the election has been knocked off the internet, and everyone knows your approval ratings get a huge bump when you start a war!

Well done.

nuke

Fire and fury, shock and awe

Yesterday, your Tweeter-in Chief responded to the news that North Korea now has the ability to hit New York with a nuclear weapon this way:

 “North Korea best not make any more threats to the United States. They will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen.”

Bluff and bluster. Dumb and dumber.

It doesn’t matter one bit that North Korea would lose in a nuclear exchange with the U.S. Everyone else would lose, too.

We would lose plenty. Even if the fat lunatic running things in North Korea didn’t get a shot off, we would be saddled with a huge humanitarian crisis. Having broken it, we would own it, a lesson we apparently never get tired of not learning. Does the fat lunatic running things in the U.S. have a plan for “the day after”?

And if Kim Jong-un did manage to nuke a U.S. city, who will say that was a worthwhile cost to bear to shut him up?

men-babies

Our ally, South Korea, would lose more than anyone. Seoul is only 35 miles from the North Korea border. The damage to their population would be huge and the entire Asian and world economies would take an incredible hit.

China would face a huge immigration problem. Guam would be obliterated.   The world would turn against us (even more than they already have, if you can imagine that). ISIS would be emboldened, and would achieve a huge proxy victory just by doing nothing.

I’m not even going to think about the environmental catastrophe that would result.

If you want to hear a very interesting analysis of the four possible approaches we have for dealing with this, and why none of them are good, have a listen to this.

Spoiler alert: the least worst option is to let the North Korean man-baby have what he wants.

The millions who enthusiastically voted for Donald J. Trump only nine months ago may be finding out very soon what a huge mistake they made.

Ken Starr, please be quiet.

The other day Kenneth Starr said that the investigation of Special Counsel Robert Mueller might be overstepping its bounds, and should not turn into a “fishing expedition”. He said the original “gravamen” of the investigation was Russian collusion in the election, and that it would be inappropriate to go beyond this question into other areas.

On hearing this, everyone who remembers Ken Starr’s years-long quest to find something, anything, that would reflect badly on Bill Clinton threw up a little bit in their mouths. CNN filed this story under the headline “Ken Starr killed irony today”.

For those too young to remember, Ken Starr was the “Independent Counsel” charged with investigating the potential wrongdoings of Bill and Hillary Clinton in a failed 1970’s real estate development called “Whitewater”.  The Clintons lost money on this investment, there was never any wrongdoing found, and they were never charged with anything.  There was no “there” there.

Starr was appointed to head a three-judge panel to investigate “the scandal” in 1994, just a year and a half into the Clinton administration. Even though there was never anything to it, Republicans were bound and determined to keep the travesty going, and Starr moved from one subject to the next until, with the investigation finally winding down in 1998, he got wind of some inappropriate sexual conduct  between Clinton and an intern named Monica Lewinsky.

The Lewinsky scandal became a 24/7 cable news obsession in 1998, basically blocking out the sun and other real news for months on end. It led ultimately to Clinton’s impeachment trial for lying under oath about the nature of his relationship with Lewinsky.  He was absolved and continued in office.

Today is the anniversary of the 1998 bombings of the American embassies in Nairobi, Kenya and Dar es Salaam, Tanzania. The bombings were carried out by operatives of Osama bin Laden, and presaged the 9/11 attacks. 224 people were killed in the bombings, including 12 Americans, and 4500 were wounded.

On August 20, 1998, Clinton ordered a retaliatory attack on bin Laden’s sanctuary in Afghanistan and 70 missiles hit three al Qaeda sites there, killing 24 people, but not bin Laden. 13 missiles hit a pharmaceutical plant in Sudan, killing a night watchmen.

But because of the relentless and idiotic persecution of Bill Clinton by Ken Starr, who had clearly exceeded the “gravamen” of his original investigation, none of these events were regarded as particularly alarming or even newsworthy, and, tragically, none led to any increased effort to neutralize al Qaeda.

Instead, the events were reported, mainly but not exclusively by the young FoxNews network, as “wagging the dog”, meaning Clinton trying to create a distraction to get Monica Lewinsky off the TV for a day or two. A typical example of the coverage from the Washington Post:

Several Republicans yesterday raised the issue expressly. Sen. Dan Coats (R-Ind.) said: “After months of lies and deceit and manipulations and deceptions — stonewalling — it raised into doubt everything he does and everything he says,” Coats said.

Administration officials said yesterday they had anticipated criticism that Clinton was following a “Wag the Dog” strategy — so-named after the recent movie in which a president tries to draw attention away from a sexual scandal by staging a phony war — but had no choice but to ignore it.

Perhaps there is a legitimate discussion about Mueller’s scope to be had now, but Ken Starr should not be part of it. His past transgressions and current hypocrisy exclude him. I don’t think it’s going too far to say that without this biased, self-important, corrupt and disingenuous fool, we may well have succeeded in limiting al Qaeda’s ability to carry out the 9/11 attacks.

To Ken Starr, I would say, “Thanks for nothing and shut the fuck up.”

Mother of Exiles redux

On July 4th, I wrote about how America is still the greatest country in the world because of the ideals laid out in the founding documents and elsewhere, e.g. in the Emma Lazarus poem “The New Colossus” inscribed on the Statue of Liberty.  My point was,  “If we come up short in trying to make those ideals reality, that’s one thing. But if we abandon them altogether, we are lost.”

The New Colossus described Lady Liberty as the “Mother of Exiles”, and for the millions who saw those words for the first time on entering New York harbor, it validated all the sacrifice,  hardship, and uncertainty they had faced to make their way here.

liberty

Among those millions were the antecedents of Donald J. Trump and many others in the current administration, including Stephen Miller, the vile little worm who is “policy adviser” to your president.

miller

A couple of days ago, Miller was explaining the administration’s new immigration policy, which drastically reduces the number of legal immigrants we will accept, requires them to speak English, etc., and he got into an exchange with CNN’s Jim Acosta, who asked Miller if these new rules honored the spirit of Lazarus’ poem.

Miller took the opportunity to say,

“the poem that you’re referring to was added later. It’s not actually part of the Statue of Liberty.”

No duh. So what? It was added because that’s what the statue meant to us (and the world), and continued to mean for the next 115 years. Until now. Miller dismisses it as something like graffiti that needs to be cleaned off.

Maybe the time is now at hand when we can no longer claim to be the greatest nation on earth because of our ideals. Maybe we are now officially lost.

I have often said that the Germans, of all people, should not presume to provide moral guidance to anyone. Not for another hundred years or so, by which time the project of re-writing history to expunge their crimes will surely be complete. I have said that until then, they can just keep their teutonic pie-holes shut and let others criticize us.

Well, maybe their time has also come sooner than I imagined. Here are some images from their Rose Monday parades a while back. You decide.

Tweety wants an “accomplishment”

Your president has changed his message so many times on Obamacare, it’s hard to keep it all straight.  He’s veered wildly from asserting he had a “beautiful” health plan ready to go, saying that Obamacare should be replaced with a Republican alternative, saying it should be repealed first and replaced within hours or days, and so on.  But, really, what difference does it  make?  Don’t burn any calories trying to decipher today’s “message”, because it will certainly change by the time you’ve done it.

But, for the record, here’s Tweety’s current wisdom:

repeal

Tweety wants to accomplish something, anything at all, really,  to add to his non-existent list of already-accomplished accomplishments.

The phrasing is kind of odd, though, suggesting “Republicans should…”. Shouldn’t that be “We should…” or “We Republicans”?  I suppose this is what happens when you only give yourself 140 characters to enunciate policy and couldn’t be bothered about working with legislators to understand the details of what you’re offering.

Or maybe it’s just another way to distance yourself from those losing losers who will be blamed for not delivering on the “promise” that swept them all into office.

Remember?  They all promised to take away health insurance from the tens of millions who were able to acquire it after the A.C.A. was passed seven years ago (oh, and cut taxes for rich people who don’t have to worry about coverage).  And all their ecstatic constituents waved their flags and chanted “lock her up” at the prospect.  So much winning.

sick

Problem is, many of those same constituents have started to rub the pixie-dust from their eyes and have woken up to the reality of what’s about to happen, even though Mitch McConnell did his best to ram the whole scam into law without anyone knowing what they were voting for, even his fellow senators.

According to this Failing New York Times piece, entitled Old Truth Trips Up G.O.P. on Health Law: A Benefit Is Hard to Retract , Susan Collins, Republican (in name only) from Maine,

“said she was besieged by constituents who urged her to oppose the Republican plan: a conservative Republican who was worried about the impact on her grandson, who has cystic fibrosis; a small-business owner in a town where the hospital depends on Medicaid for more than 60 percent of its revenues and is the second-largest employer; a working single mother and her 9-year-old daughter who, for the first time in the girl’s life, were both able to get affordable insurance.”

Interestingly, most of the Republican opposition in the Senate is not of the Collins variety, though. Mike Lee of Utah and Jerry Moran of Kansas, are opposing the bill because it’s still too “generous”.  They want not only to repeal Obamacare, but completely gut Medicaid as well.

For the moment, the repeal effort is dead and Tweety will have to accomplish something else instead.  On the plus side, he’s doing very well in the polls. His approval rating dropped to a record low 36%, but he noted that that’s almost 40%!  Not bad!

polls.JPG

Tweety, you’re the best and no one can deny it. Everyone loves you.

“Do you know who I am?”

The Judiciary Committee here at GOML headquarters has proposed new sentencing guidelines for anyone who uses the phrase, “Do you know who I am?” in the commission of a crime. All prison time should be doubled with no possibility of consideration for good behavior. Clearly, the “good behavior” ship has sailed and it isn’t coming back.

The answer to the question, “Do you know who I am?” is virtually always, “No ones gives a rat’s ass who you are, and be careful  suggesting you deserve special treatment, because you just might get it.”

A couple of days ago, a 23-year-old punk named Joseph Daniel Hudek IV assaulted a flight attendant and a couple of passengers while trying to open the emergency door of a plane an hour out of  Seattle heading to Beijing. Maybe he was trying to kill himself (and others). Maybe he was having a psychotic break. Maybe he’s a tweaker who had too much. Don’t know, don’t care. During the mêlée, he shouted “Do you know who I am?”, thus automatically disqualifying him from any sympathetic consideration of his actions.

hudek

Saying these words immediately establishes his guilt, irrespective of mitigating circumstances, such as mental illness. Saying these words is worse than fat-shaming, which, as the internet tells us,  is worse than just about anything else.

First of all, he’s nobody. But that really isn’t the point. He thinks he’s somebody, possibly Napoleon, or perhaps a super-hero who can fly without the assistance of an airplane. Or he thinks his mother is somebody, and therefore he is somebody. He was flying in First Class as a non-rev on a “dependent pass”, and apparently the mother works for Delta in some capacity. Also irrelevant.

After smashing a wine bottle over his head to no effect, the crew enlisted the help of some passengers who finally were able to get Joey into some comfy zip-ties. Here’s what the galley looked like at that point:

galley

In this country, even if you are “somebody”, you’re nobody. If the people you’re beefing with haven’t already taken your identity into consideration, trying to convince them of your “status” in the middle of a set-to only makes things worse.

Remember the “Nut Rage” incident a couple of years ago?  It was another “Do you know who I am?” incident. Cho Hyun-ah, at the time an executive of Korean Air and the daughter of its CEO, had a big jet turned around on the runway in New York and returned to the gate, inconveniencing hundreds of other passengers. The problem? Her macadamia nuts had been served in a bag, not on a plate.

From the link:

She has denied physically assaulting the chief steward, Park Chang-jin, who says she made him kneel and beg for forgiveness before jabbing him with a document folder.

She then ordered the plane to go back to the terminal at New York’s JFK airport to offload the attendant, who was fired on the spot before the plane proceeded on its journey. He has since been reinstated.

Her father, Korean Air chairman Cho Yang-Ho, has apologised for his daughter’s “foolish act”. Mr Cho also said his daughter would step down from all her posts in companies under the Cho family-owned Hanjin Group, which also owns Korean Air.

This is just the beginning of what should happen to this special snowflake, but it didn’t work out that way. She was sentenced to 10 months in prison, as the international outrage she sparked demanded, but the court suspended the sentence, so if she doesn’t turn any other jets around for two years, she won’t have to go to prison at all.

From this piece about the incident:

The episode cannot be explained “except by the fact that Vice President Cho Hyun-ah was a member of the chairman’s family,” said the civic group People’s Solidarity for Participatory Democracy. It said the case exemplified how the personal wishes of a member of the family that owns a leading South Korean conglomerate often override official regulations and common sense.

“No pilot is going to oppose an order from the daughter of the company owner,” said Lee Gae-ho, a lawmaker affiliated with the New Politics Alliance for Democracy, the main opposition party.

Fortunately, in the United States, being the daughter of the boss doesn’t give you the right to make policy that affects people’s lives.  Everyone knows we have nepotism laws that ensure we operate as a meritocracy.

I haven’t yet read this article,  which is entitled “Ivanka Trump takes father’s seat at G-20 leaders’ table in break from diplomatic protocol”, but I’m sure we have nothing to worry about.

Ivanka in charge

Fox and Chicken conclude secret talks

A meeting of the Fox and the Chicken took place yesterday in Hamburg, resulting in a historic agreement being reached on the future protection of the Henhouse.

fox

The meeting was unprecedented in that there were only four attendees, no notes were kept, and no media was present to record what was said. Only the Chicken has reported on the outcome so far, characterizing the meeting as “tremendous”, saying it had been an honor to meet with the Fox, and boasting that he made the Fox swear that he had never and would never enter the Henhouse for any reason.

coop

Talk radio stations and other “conservative” media heralded the event, noting that the Chicken was an extremely experienced negotiator who had a long history of always getting better “deals” than anyone else, and pointing out that the Fox had been a much more dependable ally of Chickens in general, and of the Henhouse in particular, than any “liberal” had ever been.

In return for assurances of the future security of the Henhouse, the Chicken agreed that all eggs produced therein would be licensed in perpetuity to the Fox.

The Fox has been an admirer of the Chicken for years, affectionately referring to him as “Tweety”, and has been quoted as saying the Chicken was the most handsome, talented, intelligent, and skilled partner he has ever had.

pootie

 

 

 

“Have we learned nothing?”

Once again, the volcanic clouds of chaos-ash emanating from Mount Trump at all times have obscured real news that we should care about. But we’re all distracted, panicked, and immobilized by the tiny-handed “ratings machine” that leads the free world, and the unnecessary drama he thrives on.

While we were all glued to our TVs watching the Comey hearings yesterday, the U.S. House of Representatives voted 233-186 for a bill that would undo much of Dodd-Frank. The Comey hearings will ultimately have no effect on your life, but the repeal of Dodd-Frank will. If we were hoping to have our outrage validated, we were watching the wrong show.

The Dodd-Frank Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Act, as we apparently no longer remember, was passed after the 2008 financial crisis to try to rein in the excesses of Wall Street that very nearly caused a worldwide economic collapse.

The bill attempts to prevent predatory mortgage lending, restrict banks from making investments for themselves using your insured deposits, governs consumer lending by requiring clear disclosure of terms, separates the commercial and investment functions of a bank,  regulates derivatives such as the credit default swaps that were widely blamed for contributing to the 2008 financial crisis, and so on.

It was a bit like closing the barn door after the horses had gone, but trying to make it less likely that the barn door will be left open next time.

The House vote was, of course, along strict party lines. Walter Jones of North Carolina was the only Republican to vote against it. Maxine Waters of California said, “They are setting the stage for Wall Street to run amok and cause another financial crisis.”

This WaPo piece says,

Democrats defended the Dodd-Frank law, saying it has meant financial security for millions of people and that undoing it would encourage the kind of risky lending practices that invite future economic shocks.

They also oppose efforts to sharply curtail a consumer protection agency’s power to pursue companies that it determines have participated in unfair or deceptive practices in their financial products and services. The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau has returned $29 billion to 12 million consumers who were victims of deceptive marketing, discriminatory lending or other financial wrongdoing.

“All we’re doing is spending our time taking away protections for the American people and their futures. Have we learned nothing?” asked Rep. Steny Hoyer, D-Md.

Shortly after inauguration, Trump promised to do a “big number on Dodd-Frank”, calling it a “disaster”, the same term he uses to describe just about everything he doesn’t like. He’s attempting to deliver on yet another idiotic promise meant to accelerate the transfer of wealth from the many to the few, and the House of Representatives is proving a willing tool. Hopefully, the Senate will prevent Trump’s “big number” from doing further damage.

A lot of us were hoping Comey would do a “big number” on Trump. If only.

screw

Trump “charity”

CNN is really milking this Comey testimony thing. For days, they’ve had a permanent “countdown” displaying how many seconds are left before the Big Show.  Ratings! Revenue! Spectacle!

countdown

It’s pretty pathetic. I’m going to risk my reputation as the present-day Nostradamus and predict that when we finally hear what Comey has to say, it will be absolutely nothing you don’t already know. Yes, the “news” outlets will go crazy all day tomorrow and for a few days after, assuming the man-baby doesn’t come up with some huge distraction, wilder even than “tapped my wires”. But, as for Comey,  there’s no there there.

First of all, Comey’s primary concern is his reputation for being incorruptible, non-partisan, fair,  and, above all, not vindictive. This requires him to make no overtly anti-Trump statements or statements that could be deemed to be self-serving in refuting what the man-baby has spammed us with for weeks, even including the made-up exculpatory verbiage in the termination letter he sent to Comey. Remember that stuff about having assured Trump on three occasions that he wasn’t under investigation?

Second, we already know Comey’s version of events from various other sources. And it’s a highly believable, even obvious, account. Trump tried to influence him to drop the Flynn/Russia investigation, thereby committing the crime of Obstruction of Justice, an impeachable offense. Shocker.

And last, his testimony can never live up to the absurd advance hype it’s getting, no matter what. Maybe it won’t be as disappointing and deflating as Rachel Maddow’s “We’ve got Trump’s tax forms, tune in at 10:00” debacle, but I can promise you it won’t be worth the wait. Stop licking your chops. You’re going to remain hungry after this feast.

But this doesn’t mean there isn’t a little red meat for you in today’s news to keep you satisfied, at least until lunch. Let’s try this one from Forbes: How Donald trump Shifted Kids-Cancer Charity Money Into His Business.

The ABC News version says:

According to IRS filings, the Eric Trump Foundation in 2012 spent $59,085 on its annual Golf Invitational fundraiser held at the Trump National Golf Club in Westchester County, New York — money that skimmed from donations to St. Jude’s Children’s Research Hospital. Those expenses ballooned to $230,080 in 2013 and to $242,294 in 2014, according to the filings. It is unclear from these tax forms how much of those payments went to the Trump Organization.

Forbes reported that in 2011, costs for Eric Trump’s golf tournament fundraiser tripled because his father realized that the organization had not been charging for the event and there were no bills to prove it. The Foundation declined to provide Forbes with an itemized list of expenses for the tournament.

Charity experts told Forbes that the amount paid to the Trump Organization for a golf tournament fundraiser for St. Jude’s “defy any reasonable cost.”

This, of course, is further proof of the value of seeing Trump’s tax returns, but I guess that ship has sailed. No one who understands this needs to see this new evidence, and anyone who does need to see it isn’t listening and doesn’t care.

It does remind me once more of what Michael Bloomberg, someone who certainly knows,  said about Trump: bloomberg

Trump is who he is. He wants and needs to stiff everyone. Even kids with cancer.

Mr. Trump’s Wild Ride

It had to happen.

covfefe

Is there no one who can get Trump to stop tweeting? We’ve been asking this question since long before the election, and for a long time the answer has been quite clear. No, there is no one can who convince the man-baby that he would be much better off, and even enjoy higher approval ratings, if he could just control himself a little better. Not Hope Hicks, Kellyanne Conway, or Sean Spicer.  Not even Jared or Ivanka, those two phantoms who allegedly have the strongest influence on him.

But he just can’t do it. Saying that he’s “impulsive” doesn’t describe what we’re seeing here. It’s more like a schizophrenic toddler with Tourette’s.

It’s often been noted that his tweets are craziest when he’s alone. At night before bed or when he’s just woken up in the morning is the real danger zone. There’s no one around to stop him then. Maybe it would be different if his spouse lived with him. Who has a greater interest in keeping your foot out of your mouth and the power to do it? Remember the strong and effective influence exerted by  Rosalynn Carter or Nancy Reagan?  It wasn’t a bad thing.

Sooner or later, Trump was going to make an international joke out of himself (and, thereby, all the rest of us), with some completely incoherent or accidental tweet. Last night was the night.

covfefetweet

Obviously, he hit “Send” before he meant to, probably while trying to correct what he’d written, but that’s exactly the point. He’s the President of the United States. Every word he says has the potential to move markets, dominate the international news, impact global alliances, or even start wars. He can’t be carelessly, accidentally, or even impulsively hitting “Send” any more than he can “Launch” or “Strike” or “Detonate” or whatever it actually says on that red button on the “nuclear football”.

nfootball

And he didn’t delete it for hours, prompting speculation that maybe he’d had a medical episode of some sort.

Almost immediately, #COVFEFE was trending on social media and all kinds of great jokes and memes were speeding around the internet. Check some of them out here. Trump is an international laughingstock. Again.

Coincidentally, the talent pool for new hires is also running dry. No one wants to work for this guy. Would you? Not knowing whether what you say today will be contradicted or undermined tomorrow? Knowing for sure that you’ll be fired at some point? The number of people who are willing to sign up for Mr. Trump’s Wild Ride now is tiny, and few competent pros are among them. Trump only really trusts family members, and they’re already all on the payroll.

What a mess.

A question of stamina

“She doesn’t have the stamina to be president.” That’s what Trump repeatedly said of Hillary Clinton on the campaign trail back in September.  Click on this for a smile:

Hillary replied,

“As soon as he travels to 112 countries and negotiates a peace deal, a cease fire, a release of dissidents, an opening of new opportunities in nations around the world, or even spends 11 hours testifying in front of a congressional committee he can talk to me about stamina.”

This week, the man-baby ventured out of Mar-a-Lago for his first trip abroad, a perfect opportunity to impress us with his superior stamina. Well, as with all things Trump, it didn’t quite work out that way.

In Trump’s inspirational speech to the Muslim world, he stupidly referred to “Islamic extremism” when he should have said “Islamist extremism”, a difference his predecessor Barack Obama understood well.

Obama refused to use the expression “Islamic terrorism” for very good reasons, and FoxNews and Trump never stopped criticizing him for it. “How can we address the problem if we can’t even name it?” they howled. He won’t say the words because he romanticizes Islam, they said.

In using this expression that he has used so often before, Trump thereby offended the entire Muslim world (again!), something which his predecessor tried not to do. It isn’t helpful, Obama often explained. It makes things worse.

Well, now Trump’s White House is back in damage control mode as usual. Why did Trump use this foolish phrase? Does he not understand the distinction between “Islamic”, which describes things related to the religion, and “Islamist”, which describes an often violent political movement? No, no, of course he understands that. All that criticism of Obama was months ago. Ancient history. You can’t seriously be bringing that up now, can you?!

Well, why then? Are you ready? He was “exhausted”!  Apparently he lacks stamina! Unbelievable.

After one lousy plane ride, in which he had an entire 747 to himself with a full Trump-size bed to sleep in.

On Sunday night, a senior White House official said Trump’s decision to say “Islamic extremism” instead of “Islamist extremism” as written in his prepared remarks was not intentional but the product of exhaustion brought on by the rigorous travel schedule.

 

“Just an exhausted guy,” the senior White House official said.

 

If it’s too much to expect him to not make an idiot out of himself, and further incite the already insane,  because flying in total luxury and serenity for 14 hours is too difficult, well why send him in the first place?

 

We could just let good ol’ Rex take care of it. He’s got some stamina, doesn’t he? At least the stamina of any other Secretary of State. And a lot more than that tired old Crooked Hillary, right?

 

Asked on Air Force One about the President’s fatigue, Secretary of State Rex Tillerson told reporters Monday, “He’s doing better than I am. And he’s got a few years on me.”

 

tillie-tired
“I’m Tired”

 

If you’re hoping that maybe someone in the Trump camp will say either that they were wrong to criticize Obama for trying to avoid intemperate language, or that they were wrong to be so strident in their attacks on Hillary’s stamina, well, we don’t have anything for you. It’s all old news, but thanks for the trip down memory lane, as Kellyanne Conway would say.

Ransomware and Bitcoin

Bitcoin is a “cryptocurrency” invented in 2009. It is an alternative to hard currency that exists only in the form of computer data stored in digital “wallets” that can be exchanged for goods and services (i.e. transferred to someone else’s wallet) with any party that accepts it as a form of payment.

Bitcoin has gained significant traction and acceptance in the last few years, and given rise to hundreds of competitors, collectively known as “altcoin”. Bitcoin is now legal in most countries, with these exceptions: Ecuador, Bangladesh, Bolivia & Kyrgyzstan.

Cryptocurrency has the advantages of anonymity, speed, and de-centralized control. It is very attractive to criminals as a great new way to launder money and avoid prosecution.

The value of a Bitcoin fluctuates and many have speculated in the currency, most notably the Winkelvoss twins, who have by far the largest hoard, and who recently filed S.E.C. papers to create an Exchange Traded Fund in Bitcoin, with an initial offering of $100 million.  The S.E.C denied the offering, giving Bitcoin and the Winkelvii a major headache. They said they thought it was too susceptible to fraud because of the unregulated nature of Bitcoin.

wink

The value of a Bitcoin today is $1820, up from $75 less than four years ago. Gains in the value of Bitcoin holdings are taxed in the U.S. like any other Capital Gain.

bitcoin

The huge “ransomware” attacks experienced in over 150 countries this week, in which victims had all the files on their computers encrypted by attackers, relied on Bitcoin for payment. The hospitals, utilities, government offices, and all kinds of other industries that were victimized could not use their computer systems until they paid a ransom in Bitcoin.

Some people think the only reason Bitcoin has any value at all is its use in criminal activity. From the link:

If we could flip a switch and eliminate all illegal uses of Bitcoin, there would be nothing left of the cybercurrency.

It may be possible to eventually track down the source of the attacks by following the money, as some tracing of transactions is possible, but it seems unlikely that this will result in the prosecution or even identification of particular individuals.

This week’s ransomware code had three hard-coded bitcoin wallets specified that would receive payments.  An up-to-the minute record of Bitcoin transactions in the three accounts can be found on Twitter by following @actual_ransom. So far, not all that much has been paid into these accounts – less than $85,000 as of this morning. It’s not yet clear whether anyone who has paid the ransom has gotten their files back.

The Guardian had a nice explanation of the whole phenomenon this week, so to learn some more background, check it out.

The GOML summary: Bitcoin is a great innovation for criminals and Winkelvii.

 

Obstruction of Justice + Treason = ?

A few days ago, the President of the United States admitted to the crime of Obstruction of Justice on national television. In an interview, he told NBC’s Lester Holt that he fired the Director of the F.B.I., James Comey, because he was frustrated by the investigation into Russian meddling in the election, which he said wasn’t real but rather made up by Democrats who lost an election they should have won.

This is Obstruction of Justice, an impeachable offense.

He left out the part about how it was the very same Comey’s timely revelations about the investigation of Hillary Clinton’s emails that tipped the scales of the election. It’s hard to remember now, but the reason everyone was so upset about which email account Clinton used was that she might reveal classified information to our nation’s enemies, e.g. Russia. Even though no such information was revealed, Trump repeatedly called for Clinton to be “locked up” for her imagined crimes.

But with Trump, Obstruction of Justice is like everything else. Nothing. Republicans in Congress said he had a right to fire whoever he wants (not if it’s Obstruction, he doesn’t), that it’s all smoke and no fire, and so on.

Only four days ago, I wrote,

By next week it will all be forgotten, replaced in the “news” by stories about the selection of the new F.B.I. director, who, by the way, will certainly be loyal to Trump. Or by some other craziness, maybe the new investigation into voter fraud, led by a proponent of Voter ID laws. Or more likely by something we just can’t see coming right now. Your assignment: come back here in a week and add a comment about what it turned out to be!

Well, don’t bother. It didn’t take a week and we already have the answer. Yesterday, we learned that the President revealed highly classified information to the Russians in that meeting that only the Russian news agency was allowed to cover. He was bragging to the Russians about all the “great intel” he gets every day (Really? Who’d have imagined?). The WaPo article says,

The information the president relayed had been provided by a U.S. partner through an intelligence-sharing arrangement considered so sensitive that details have been withheld from allies and tightly restricted even within the U.S. government, officials said.

The partner had not given the United States permission to share the material with Russia, and officials said Trump’s decision to do so endangers cooperation from an ally that has access to the inner workings of the Islamic State. After Trump’s meeting, senior White House officials took steps to contain the damage, placing calls to the CIA and the National Security Agency.

This is Treason, also an impeachable offense.

To summarize, Trump wanted to lock up Crooked Hillary Clinton because she couldn’t be trusted to keep our secrets out of Russian hands, and applauded James Comey for revealing that the F.B.I. was investigating her handling of emails, an investigation which ultimately resulted in nothing.

In a fit of petulance, he then fired Comey for investigating the Russian hacking of the very emails we’re talking about, because it might be revealed that his campaign staff colluded with the Russians. Such a firing is unjustified, improper, and completely without precedent.

He then disclosed highly classified information directly to our enemies on his own. Personally. To the Russians. While standing in the Oval Office. With the Russian State News Agency present.

Does any of this matter to the “No Regerts” crowd? Nah. As everyone knows, Trump is Draining the Swamp and Making America Great Again. Lock Her Up. That’s what matters. When his current 88% approval rating with those who voted for him starts to drop, then maybe something will be done about all this. But there’s apparently nothing that could ever have that effect, so don’t hold your breath.

Obstruction of Justice + Treason = Nothing.

hat3

A Hard Rain’s a-Gonna Fall

It was 54 years ago this week that a little-known folk singer named Bob Dylan told the most important figure in prime time television, Ed Sullivan, to take a hike.

In May of 1963, Dylan had a small following based on playing clubs around Greenwich Village and the release of his first album a year before, called “Bob Dylan”, which contained only two original songs. His second album, “The Freewheelin’ Bob Dylan”, which would change  everything, had not come out yet.

freewheelin

Freeweheelin’ had a bunch of  soon-to-be-classic Dylan compositions on it, including “Blowin’ in the Wind”, “Girl from the North Country”, “Masters of War”, “A Hard Rain’s a-Gonna Fall”, and “Don’t Think Twice, It’s All Right”.

Before Freewheelin’ dropped, Dylan was like a lot of other people struggling to be heard. Unlike almost everyone else, though, he got a huge break in the form of an invitation to appear on the Ed Sullivan Show, which at that time was the biggest thing anyone could hope for. It was the country’s highest rated variety show – a guarantee of a huge national audience.

But on May 12, Dylan walked off the show because network censors rejected the song he planned on performing, “Talkin’ John Birch Paranoid Blues”. The song lampooned the loony right for its tendency to see a “Communist” everywhere they looked, and the network worried they’d be sued because the song equated the views of the Birchers with those of Hitler.

They asked Dylan to choose a different song and he told them to choose a different singer.

As you may know, The John Birch Society was co-founded by Fred C. Koch, the father of David and Charles Koch, who have been doing their best for some time now to ruin this country with their Dark Money.

An excerpt from Amazon’s description of “Dark Money: The Hidden History of the Billionaires Behind the Rise of the Radical Right”, by Jane Mayer:

Why is America living in an age of profound economic inequality? Why, despite the desperate need to address climate change, have even modest environmental efforts been defeated again and again? Why have protections for employees been decimated? Why do hedge-fund billionaires pay a far lower tax rate than middle-class workers?
     The conventional answer is that a popular uprising against “big government” led to the ascendancy of a broad-based conservative movement. But as Jane Mayer shows in this powerful, meticulously reported history, a network of exceedingly wealthy people with extreme libertarian views bankrolled a systematic, step-by-step plan to fundamentally alter the American political system. 
     The network has brought together some of the richest people on the planet. Their core beliefs—that taxes are a form of tyranny; that government oversight of business is an assault on freedom—are sincerely held. But these beliefs also advance their personal and corporate interests: Many of their companies have run afoul of federal pollution, worker safety, securities, and tax laws.
     The chief figures in the network are Charles and David Koch, whose father made his fortune in part by building oil refineries in Stalin’s Russia and Hitler’s Germany. The patriarch later was a founding member of the John Birch Society, whose politics were so radical it believed Dwight Eisenhower was a communist. The brothers were schooled in a political philosophy that asserted the only role of government is to provide security and to enforce property rights. 

The Kochs have changed the face of Congress by bankrolling candidates that can be relied upon to support their views, and by attacking their opponents with all manner of fake news, made-up scandals, and assorted dirty tricks.

One of the beneficiaries of the Koch largess has been Trey Gowdy, a partisan hack from South Carolina, who has been nicknamed “Hillary Slayer” for his absurd and relentless persecution of Hillary Clinton when he was chairman of the Benghazi hearings, a two-year long waste of the taxpayers’ money. His behavior more closely resembled that of a demented piranha than a U.S. Congressman.

pir1

Guess who Trump’s first choice for the next Director of the F.B.I. is?

trey1 Trey Gowdy

Just when you think Trump can’t top himself, he surprises you. At least this time we don’t have to fret about whether Trump will again be so clueless as to ask Gowdy for his loyalty. Everyone already knows the answer to that one.  And it’s another big day for the sons of the Birchers – the Kochs are smiling about this.

As Dylan said all those years ago, “A Hard Rain’s a-Gonna Fall.”

hardrain

Cox and Comey

Last night, our unhinged president fired the head of the F.B.I., James Comey, allegedly for his handling of the investigation of Hillary Clinton’s emails, something Trump had often praised Comey about even in the very recent past. Is there anyone who actually believes this nonsense?

Comey is currently leading an investigation into the Trump campaign’s possible collusion with Russian hackers, and everyone understands that the reason he was fired was to put a chill on that investigation.

It’s pretty funny that Trump was “acting on the advice” of the Justice Department, i.e. on Attorney General Jeff Sessions, one of the very Trump Campaign people who apparently colluded with the Russians (and then lied about it under oath). You may not remember that connection, because the whole “Obama tapped my wires” thing blew it right off the internet, and therefore off of all other news sources, as well.

The best part is the short letter Trump sent to Comey telling him he was gone. It contains just three paragraphs, the second of which is truly bizarre:

While I greatly appreciate you informing me, on three separate occasions, that I am not under investigation, I nevertheless concur with the judgement of the Department of Justice that you are not able to effectively lead the Bureau. 

Huh?

Anyway, the entire world immediately saw the parallel here to the Saturday Night Massacre, in which Richard Nixon fired special prosecutor Archibald Cox, who was  leading the Watergate investigation. This led to the resignations of Attorney General Elliot Richardson and Deputy Attorney General William Ruckelshaus on October 20, 1973. This was the turning point for the Nixon Presidency and he resigned from office some months later, when he saw his impeachment was certain.

The hashtag #TuesdayNightMassacre blew up on social media with many people exulting that this was certainly the beginning of the end for the man-baby, and that, like Nixon, he would ultimately be on the road to impeachment.

trump-nixon

Not so fast, kids.

There is a huge difference between the Saturday Night Massacre and the Tuesday Night Massacre, and it is one that means Trump will not be impeached. Not until after 2018, anyway. At the time of the Cox firing, the Democrats controlled the House of Representatives.

Impeachment happens only if a simple majority of the House votes for “Articles of Impeachment”. And then a two-thirds majority of the Senate must vote for impeachment, after hearings presided over by the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. All of these offices are controlled by Republicans, and all their constituencies love Trump.

A second somewhat less important difference is that, back then, there were also a handful of Republicans who understood that our country and the rule of law are, in fact, more important that partisan politics. That’s not the case today. Virtually every Republican congressman who was asked about the firing last night, said something like it was “time for a change” or “the F.B.I. head serves at the pleasure of the President.”

Even the ones that have in the past demonstrated some independence, like Maine’s Senator Susan Collins, who said,

“The Justice Department was really understaffed for a long time, it took a while for the attorney general to be confirmed and his deputy was just confirmed I believe a week or so ago, and it’s the deputy who is a career prosecutor who had been designated to do the analysis so the FBI director’s actions and came up with the recommendation.

“The president did not fire the entire FBI. He fired the director of the FBI. And any suggestion that this is somehow going to stop the FBI’s investigation of the attempts by the Russians to influence the elections last fall is really patently absurd. This is just one person, it’s the director, the investigation is going forward both at the FBI and in the Senate Intel Committee in a bipartisan way. SO I don’t think there’s any link at all.”

But, on the bright side, assuming there is anything left to salvage of our government two years from now, and assuming Democrats can regain the House, Trump’s impeachment is now inevitable. Big assumptions.

The mid-term elections are more important now than ever before. I hope all the Bernie voters and Jill Stein voters can grasp all this and do the right thing.

 

Vive La France

“There is not a French culture, there is a culture in France and it is diverse.”

That’s what Emmanuel Macron, the centrist candidate favored to be the next President of France, said at a rally in Lyon the other day.  Both the extreme right and the extreme left in France hate globalization and its effects, including the dilution of what they think being “French” entails, so the centrist position amounts to “there is no “French'”.

Yeah, no.

I think we all understand that to be a meaningless slogan designed to garner votes by appealing to recent immigrants, those who would prefer not to be labelled “racist”, or those who want to send a message to Marine Le Pen by rejecting her position that there is a “French culture” and that she’ll decide who’s in and who’s not.

 

marine

Either way, tomorrow France will have a new President with no prior experience and no base of support in government. As the NYT puts it,

Neither has ever held national elected office. Each lacks any real base of support in Parliament and will be trying to build one from the ground up. The president of France is powerful only if he or she has a majority in Parliament to help push through his or her party’s program.

There are a lot of similarities between this election and our recent election, most disturbingly the revelation last night of massive Russian hacking of Macron organization emails, apparently with the goal of aiding Le Pen and sowing doubt about the legitimacy of the whole electoral process.

You can also point to a lot of similarities between Le Pen’s candidacy and Trump’s in terms of what she’s been saying and who she appeals to. Maybe she’ll be a surprise winner like Trump, and maybe she’ll have trouble implementing her ideas without more support, like Trump. Unlike Trump, who doesn’t actually believe in anything except himself, she does seem to be a “true believer”. I’m not really sure which is scarier.

And, as with our election, many voters are voting not for one candidate but against the other.

Another thing that is similar is the disaffection of many younger voters. This quote reminds me of one I highlighted in this early blog entry about Bernie voters:

 “I didn’t know about the (email) leaks but now that I know about it, it won’t change my vote,” said Audrey Payet, a 33-year-old day care worker, in central Paris. She said she planned on abstaining because she did not want to choose between “a racist party and a banker party.”

Good thinking, Audrey. You shall have the government you deserve, just like the rest of us.

À demain!

Trump: “Totally destroy”

Today, our President will sign one of his fantastic, unbelievable, huge, beautiful, better-than-anyone-else’s Executive Orders. He doesn’t seem to understand that these orders do not automatically become the law of the land when he signs them, but then there’s so much he doesn’t understand. In his mind, an Executive Tweet has the power of an Executive Order, which has the power of a bill passed unanimously by both the House and Senate and upheld by the Supreme Court.

But it doesn’t work that way. At least not yet.

Christian conservatives will be visiting the White House today, and Trump intends to celebrate the occasion by delivering on his promise, repeated during the campaign and after inauguration, to “totally destroy” what’s known as the Johnson Amendment, a ban on churches and other tax-exempt organizations supporting political candidates that was proposed by Lyndon Johnson in 1954 and agreed to without discussion or debate.

With the Johnson Amendment, according to the IRS website, tax-exempt organizations “are absolutely prohibited from directly or indirectly participating in, or intervening in, any political campaign on behalf of (or in opposition to) any candidate for elective public office”.

Because it’s written in the tax code, fully repealing the Johnson Amendment will require an Act of Congress. Does this make me feel any better in the Trump era? I’ll get back to you on that.

Even in the dark pre-history of 1954, when we were still trying to decide whether schools should be segregated by race, lawmakers understood the idea that the separation of church and state was one of the most important pillars of our democracy. Does it seem too much to say that this is really the thing that most clearly separates us from the Islamic Republic of Iran? Or the Taliban?

The NPR site has a nice little Q and A on what it’s all about. Basically, it’s about money and political advantage. Surprised?

trump

I’ll boil it down for you this way: if something seems to benefit Republicans in general and Trump in particular, they will make it so.

And if they have to shred the constitution to do it, or if it has unintended consequences down the line, or if it ultimately ruins the good thing we’ve got going here in the good old U. S. of A., well, so be it. They’ll have theirs.

 

Arkansas on a spree

So Arkansas has executed four people in the last eight days, after not executing anyone for twelve years. Wow.  This is really a disgrace.

lethal

Before I tell you why I think this is a disgrace, let me make most of you angry by telling you what my cousin Screwie Generis thinks. Screwie is a lot smarter than I am, and he thinks the death penalty is just fine. Here’s how he responds to some of the standard objections to the death penalty.

1.  “It’s cruel and unusual”.  Perhaps, but then almost everything about our prison system is cruel and unusual, starting with the absurdly high incarceration rate itself, and going all the way up to using prison as a warehouse for all our deinstitutionalized mentally ill. There is no logical basis for singling out the death penalty for its cruelty or unusualness.

2. “It’s used disproportionately against people of color”. This is not an argument to end the death penalty – it is an argument to use it more often on white offenders. The question isn’t what color the murderer is, but whether he committed a capital offense.

3. “It might make you feel better, but it won’t bring back the victim”. Exactly! Nothing can bring back the victim. Life imprisonment can’t do it. A slap on the wrist can’t do it. No punishment you can invent will bring back the victim. The point of capital punishment is that actions have consequences, and this is the correct price to be paid for ending someone’s life.

4. “It doesn’t deter crime”.  Nonsense.  It deters the shit out of the guy you’re executing. No more stabbing the corrections officers for you, sonny boy. Anyway, if deterrence was the main objective of capital punishment or any other punishment, we’re doing it all wrong.  You’d have to start by performing the punishment where those you’d like to deter can see it – in the public square or on TV, for example.

5. “It’s not justice, it’s revenge.” It’s both. But so what if it was just revenge? Why is that not an adequate justification? And, again, isn’t any other punishment also “revenge”?  The more important question is, did the guy commit the crime or not?

6. “It’s costly.” Quite beside the point. Everything we do as a society, both the right things and the wrong, has costs. This argument belongs somewhere else. Are you challenging me to think of a cheaper way to kill someone? Because I can do it if you are.

7. “The state has no right”. Hmmm.  What “right” does the state have to do anything at all? There are plenty of people out there who think the state has no right to collect income tax, to designate National Monuments, to seize land by eminent domain, or to do many other things that we now allow it to do. The state has whatever “rights” we grant to it.

8. “What if you execute the wrong guy?” OK, now you’re making sense. You cannot execute someone if there is any chance whatever that he is the wrong person. You just can’t do it. The Innocence Project has done some great work in this area, though I’m a bit puzzled by how Barry Scheck can use DNA to free both the innocent and the guilty (remember O.J.?)   It’s a really horrible thought that even one innocent person was ever put to death. But, again, this is less an argument against capital punishment than an argument against convicting innocent people. It would also be horrible (maybe even worse!) for an innocent man to spend his life in prison. But, yes, I get it: if you find out someone is innocent, and you haven’t yet executed him, you can release him. The standard for capital punishment cannot be the “beyond a reasonable doubt” standard that got him convicted, but must be raised to “without a molecule of doubt”.

9. “The murderer is a changed man – he’s rehabilitated and no longer the same guy who committed the crime”. Again, so what? I’m no longer the same guy I was when I (did something) 20 years ago. But I still did it. It still has repercussions for someone else. Can you just murder someone and say, “Hey, that was last week – I’ve grown!” and be absolved?  Should we give Poland a call and tell them to leave this guy alone?

10. “The poor guy has the I.Q. of a dust mite – he doesn’t know right from wrong.” He doesn’t know right from wrong, but you want to let him go free? No thanks.

11. “You must take the perpetrator’s background into account – he had a terrible upbringing and it’s understandable why he did the things he did.”  Puh-leeeze! First, tons of people had rough upbringings and did not choose to kill anyone.  In making this argument, you are denying free will, and, well, we’ll just have to agree to disagree on whether we have free will. But more importantly, think of the implications if we go along with it! You’re saying we have to set the murderer free because his step-father put cigarettes out on his chest when he was nine, and he can’t be held responsible for his actions. Fine. Release him. And when he does it again, you have to release him again because the back-story hasn’t changed. You’ve made the punk into James Bond – he has a license to kill.

Whew. OK. Enough from Screwie. But at this point you’re probably asking why, if I think Screwie’s arguments defending capital punishment merit repeating here, did I start by saying that what Arkansas is doing is a disgrace.

Arkansas is executing these guys because their supply of the lethal drugs that they use for executions is nearing its expiration date, and they think they might have trouble getting more.

Screwie might be able to convince me that there are valid reasons to defend capital punishment, but I can’t be convinced that running low on poison is one of them.

 

No True Frenchman

You know the “No True Scotsman” logical fallacy? It’s a ploy that makes any argument impervious to contradiction.

If Angus, who lives in Glasglow and who puts sugar on his porridge, is proposed as a counter-example to the claim that “No Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge”, the “No true Scotsman” fallacy would work this way:

(1) Angus puts sugar on his porridge.
(2) No (true) Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge.
(3) Therefore Angus is not a (true) Scotsman, and
(4) Angus’ putting sugar on his porridge does not disprove the claim that no Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge.

The other day, Marine Le Pen, the right wing “National Front” candidate running for President of France said that France wasn’t responsible for the Vél d’Hiv roundup. This was the action of July, 1942,  in which the French, without any help from the Germans, deported 13,000 “stateless” Jews, i.e. those that had fled to France from elsewhere in Europe, seeking French protection from the Nazis.

French police rousted them from their beds, sent 6,000 immediately to Drancy (a transit camp for Auschwitz in the Paris suburbs), and crammed the rest into an indoor bike track in the 15th Arrondisement called the Vélodrome d’Hiver for five days without food, water or toilets, before deporting them to be murdered.  They conducted the round-up to demonstrate to the Germans that they were reliable allies, in agreement with the German goals.

But “the French” didn’t do that, according to Le Pen, who said, “France wasn’t responsible for the Vel d’Hiv. If there was responsibility, it is with those who were in power at the time, it is not with France. France has been mistreated, in people’s minds, for years.” Le Pen wants true Frenchmen to be proud of France. Fair enough.

No, it was the Vichy regime then in power that was responsible, and they couldn’t really be French, because no true Frenchman could have done such a thing. Except that they were as French as any Frenchman has ever been – Philippe Pétain, the “war hero” of Verdun was at the head of the Vichy government, and was a beloved figure enjoying great popularity in France at the time of  the Vél d’Hiv episode.

Petain

petain2

And all the police that conducted the operation were, what, if not French? And all of the citizens looking on as the Jews were taken away were French as well. Some clucked their tongues and shook their heads at the scene, while many jeered and insulted the deportees. But they were all true Frenchmen.

As the years pass, and living memory of the events is gradually extinguished, there is a strong tendency on the part of those who interpret history now to confuse French dislike of or resistance to the Germans with some feeling of goodwill or responsibility toward the Jews. The way I see it, no one wants to be occupied by Nazis, but they might be able to find a silver lining in that cloud: the Christ-killers get what they’ve always deserved, and lots of choice apartments in the Marais become magically available overnight. Furnished, too!

According to this NYT piece,

Ms. Le Pen’s words also flew in the face of over four decades of historical research into the eager collaboration of the wartime French government, which had been installed in the spa town of Vichy. It was the French government’s police chief, René Bousquet — a favorite of the head of the government at the time — who organized the roundup, impressing his German counterparts with his energy.

“Vichy did not have a knife to its throat,” the historian Philippe Burrin wrote of the Vel d’Hiv roundup in his landmark book, “La France à l’Heure Allemande,” (“France Under the Germans”).

“Without the help of the police” — the French police — “the SS was paralyzed,” Mr. Burrin wrote. “The French authorities were entirely disposed to get rid of foreign Jews,” he wrote, referring to the officials’ offer to the Nazis, on that occasion at least, to hand over Jews who were not French citizens.

It always puzzles me that people who advocate for the removal of Jews from public life refuse to acknowledge that others have tried it before and succeeded.  And then call those who mention it liars and slanderers. It’s weird. They say they’d like to do it but are offended by the notion that someone did do it?

The antecedents and founders of Le Pen’s “National Front”, though French, might as well be Nazis. Attempts to explain how they are not Nazis make distinctions without differences. They hated the Jews, who they regarded as “the other” and a threat to French life.  The party was founded by Le Pen’s father,  Jean-Marie Le Pen, a convicted holocaust denier, who famously referred to the Nazi gas chambers as “a detail of history”. Marine finally kicked her father out of the party two years ago, and has been trying to “de-demonize” it, make it less odious and more acceptable to the true Frenchmen, with good success.

I’ll defer discussion of the frightening rise of blatant anti-semitism in France in recent years, and just say that  French sentiment is what it has always been, though the degree of the “blatant” fluctuates. Not much has changed since Dreyfus, Zola, and Herzl, or forever before that, despite the stark lessons of the intervening history.

Marine Le Pen is a true Frenchwoman. She has made it acceptable for French people to think and say things which have not been acceptable to think or say for decades. She has a lot of popular support, and the people who may well vote her in as the next President of France are also true Frenchmen.

DeVos: No steps forward, two steps back.

Betsy DeVos, our new Secretary of Education, wants to encourage job creation and free-market values. For the lucrative scam industry, that is.

devos

Everyone knows that the burden of student debt is a complex problem in the era of de-valued degrees, for-profit “universities”, and decreased job opportunities. You have to flip a hell of a lot of burgers to pay off your loans for that online B.A. you got from the University of Phoenix.

For-profit education is big business, and servicing and collecting on government loans is a big, profitable part of it all. One in eight Americans owes money on student loans totaling $1.4 trillion, and the companies charged with collecting that debt can get a little too aggressive – round-the-clock robocalls, threats, all sorts of bullying and questionable practices.

Companies like Navient, the Sallie Mae spinoff which is the largest player in this space, are making tons of money doing this, and are facing several lawsuits from consumer groups for putting their own interests ahead of the students they’re supposed to be helping. Navient preyed on students that Sallie Mae steered into costly loans that were designed to fail.

The Obama administration tried to require their Education Department to award contracts for debt servicing only after taking the past behavior of the companies into account, and to provide some protection for consumers. They issued a memorandum that would help mitigate abuses by

  • Requiring companies to inform delinquent borrowers of their eligibility for income-based repayment plans before demanding they make a payment
  • Requiring loan contractors to make vigorous efforts to contact borrowers at risk of default and walk them through their options
  • Creating teams of specially trained customer service representatives within each contractor that would immediately handle inquiries from struggling borrowers who call for help
  • Setting strict deadlines for loan companies to process borrowers’ applications for various repayment plans
  • Demanding that companies inform borrowers potentially eligible for loan cancellations about their debt discharge options before discussing repayment

But DeVos wants to undo all that and give the poor patriots at Navient a much-needed leg up. Consumer protections are apparently just socialism, or something, and we don’t want to put any constraints on a perfectly good racket designed to hasten the transfer of wealth from the many to the few. After all, what would a sterling pyramid scheme like Amway, from which DeVos’ own wealth derives, have been if they had to take ethics and honesty into account? And let’s not forget how DeVos directly benefits from the for-profit education industry either!

In her spare time, DeVos is also hard at work trying to undo Title IX protections against bullying, harassment, and discrimination. Joe Biden, someone who has been a champion in this area, has spoken out against DeVos’ stance on Title IX protections specifically on sexual assault. In a recent interview, he said,

Let me tell you, it bothers me most if Secretary DeVos is going to really dumb down Title IX enforcement. The real message, the real frightening message you’re going to send out is, our culture says it’s OK. You know, the major reason why women drop out of college when they’re a freshman is because of sexual assault. Not their grades, sexual assault. And so, it would be devastating.

No father or mother should drop their kid off this late August, early September at their first day at college and drive away worried [if she is] going to be safe. Most parents don’t drive away saying, Is she going to do all right in school? Is she academically qualified? Will she show up for class? How well is she going to do? That’s not the conversation going on. The conversation that’s going on is, is she going to be safe? That is an obligation of the school, and Title IX is the vehicle, and when Secretary DeVos by her silence didn’t affirm that rape and sexual assault are forms of sexual discrimination … God, if anything is sexual discrimination, it’s rape and assault. And that’s why schools have an obligation under Title IX to prevent this from happening.

Thanks for your service, Betsy.

OK, this time United is wrong

The other day we wrote about internet outrage, and how it has a life of its own, even when it’s based on incorrect information. It was about United Airlines making some teenagers change their clothes before boarding, and the story blew up before people realized that there was another piece to the puzzle and maybe United wasn’t really wrong.

Well, today United is in the news again, and this time it looks like they really screwed up. They overbooked a flight as is their practice, assuming that some passengers will be no-shows. The concept is that they should be able to sell the seats when this happens, rather than lose revenue on the no-shows. Every now and then, they get caught if there aren’t enough no-shows, and they have to bribe someone to wait for another flight.

This happened in Chicago the other day, and they had four more passengers than seats on a flight to Louisville. Three people agreed to fly later, but one guy, who U.A. had determined should be the fourth, didn’t want to get off the plane. They would end up getting the police to come on the plane and physically drag the guy out of his seat and off the plane, literally kicking and screaming.

As we often say here at GOML, in the internet age there is usually more to the story than meets the eye. But there are three things about this whole deal that makes United look bad to me, if the story stands as is.

The first is the whole “overbooking” practice. In the old days, you used to be able to “reserve” a ticket and pay for it when you showed up at the airport. If you didn’t show, the airline didn’t get the money and the seat went empty. But now, you always pay for the ticket when you “reserve” it. In other words, you’re not reserving it at all – you’re buying it. If you don’t use it, the airline still has your money. Yes the seat goes unoccupied for that flight, but the airline hasn’t lost anything. Overbooking is now a way for the airline to get paid twice for the same seat. Am I wrong about this? Someone please correct me if so.

Second, the airlines’ ticketing agreement allows them to refuse boarding to passengers under lots of different scenarios, including overbooking. Fine, but they hadn’t refused boarding to this poor guy. He was already settled into his seat when the whole thing blew up. If you’re overbooked, you know it before boarding begins, and you can straighten it out in the gate area. No? You might have someone pitch a screaming fit there, but it beats a viral video of a guy being pulled out a seat that he paid for on a flight he needs to take. You would have thought they were taking him to the electric chair.

And third, this whole thing happened because United discovered they had four employees who they needed to get to Louisville. They were non-revenue-passengers (remember “nonrevs” from the whole dress-code incident?). So they throw off the paying customers to make way for their employees? This did not sit well with the other passengers who were seated near the “victim”, and they berated and shamed the U.A. nonrev employees who did fly.

Now there may yet be a twist that absolves United here – I have an open mind. Maybe the four employees were pilots who had to get to Louisville to fly a transplanted heart to its new owner. Maybe United knew that a plane-full of asthmatic orphans would be waiting on the ground for eight hours, or something, if they didn’t get this crew down there, and they figured “the greatest good for the greatest number”. I don’t know.

But, at first blush, this does seem like corporate greed and contempt for customers. To the barricades! Down with the Patriarchy!

Remember this movie?

It was called “Regime Change”, I believe. You remember it, right? A Brutal Dictator “gasses his own people”. He must be stopped. A clueless POTUS undertakes military action based on faulty intelligence and a poor grasp of regional politics, urged on by his generals assuring him that we’ll be welcomed as liberators. Remember?

The lead-up to the big action sequence is a lot of bickering among various factions, theories about the strength of the opposition (the fearsome “Republican Guard”, OMG), and finally a decisive gamble to go all in – Shock and Awe! A brief but heroic effort by our boys in uniform, and the day is won – the Brutal Dictator is rooted out from his spider hole, “tried”, and executed. Regime change is accomplished! A happy ending for all, as the U.S. is warmly embraced by the grateful “civilians” who devote their energies to baseball and car manufacturing , and the POTUS’ poll numbers shoot up as he rides a unicorn farting glitter over a huge rainbow. Remember? I actually don’t remember the ending too well, but I’m sure it was great.

There was some talk about a sequel. They were going to call it, “Regime Change – The Day After”, but no one had any idea what the plot might be, or who might replace the Brutal Dictator character, so they just forgot about it. They figured, let’s wait a few years and we’ll re-make the hugely successful original.

So our Ambassador to the United Nations, Nikki Haley, is now saying Regime Change in Syria is “inevitable”. Assad must go. It’s now apparently a prerequisite to defeating ISIS. See, ISIS without their principle antagonist will wither away. The Brutal Dictator has gassed “his own people”, you see, and has thus crossed a line (“many, many lines” is what our beloved Man-Baby said), and the whole world thinks it’s time for us to exert our moral influence once more. Oh, and also, the dismal approval ratings of POTUS-45 could really use a boost.

I’ve already attempted to describe the complexity of the situation in Syria here before. Check this out for a refresher. Suffice it to say that it’s not something that can be “fixed” by a few well-crafted tweets followed by a few well-placed missiles. Especially not by a POTUS with the attention span of a gnat and no understanding of world affairs or history, and apparently no recollection of his own oft-repeated guidance on this issue, which has been a clear “Stay Out Of It” until now.

It boils down to this: there are no “good guys” to rescue here. And when Assad is gone, we’re not going to like whatever comes next, even a little bit. Oh, and ISIS will gain from this, as Putin has said.

And let me just say this once more about the whole “gassed his own people” thing. Saddam gassed some people who were living in what we’ve been calling “Iraq” since the end of World War I. The people he gassed were Shiite Muslims in the south, sometimes referred to as “Marsh Arabs”, and Kurds in the North.  Neither of these were “his own people”, which were Tikriti Sunnis.

In that part of the world, there is no concept of liberal democracy, no protections of minority populations or their “rights”, no pluralistic, benevolent government of, by, and for the people. The model is and always has been, “Big Strong Man comes to power, stays for life, and uses the wealth of the country as his own, while taking good care of his own tribe and family and oppressing the hell out of everyone else.”

Before the Iraq war, Thomas Friedman asked in his New York Times columns, “Is Iraq the way it is because Saddam is the way he is, or is Saddam the way he is because Iraq is the way it is?”

Now we know, or at least we should know.  The idea that getting rid of the dictator will give oxygen to all the Hamiltons and Jeffersons who have been hiding in the weeds all these years, just waiting to found a liberal democracy, is just fantasy.

But suddenly we want to try it all over again in what we’ve been calling “Syria” since the end of World War I. The Brutal Dictator has gassed some people that we’ve said are “his own”, but they aren’t. In this case, “his own people” would be members of the Shiite Alawite sect, the ruling minority clique around Assad. Of course he hasn’t gassed any of them, but that’s beside the point (though asserting it once again demonstrates our ignorance of the situation we want to “fix”). It’s the gassing of anybody at all that’s supposed to be our cue for action here.

The first movie wasn’t very good and certainly doesn’t need a re-make, but it did have one or two lessons that should have been learned. Learning lessons is apparently not the strength of the current administration.

Unmasking @ALT_uscis

Most of the disconcerting news out of Washington these days comes under the heading of “Further Proof of the Obvious”. Donald J. Trump is unfit for the office of President of the United States. A huge portion of it is depressing, some of it is actually a little funny, and every few days there is something that makes you wonder if we’ll get through these four years alive. Along the way, there has already been ample evidence that the country has changed for the worse in just a couple of months.

And then there is the odd story, a hardly noticeable speck in the whirlwind, that signals the descent into Darkness at Noon has actually begun in earnest.

This one came and went so fast you may have missed it, but its damage was already done. The Department of Homeland Security ordered Twitter to tell them the identity of the operator of the account called @ALT_uscis.

You see, tweets from this account have irritated the administration, even though there is nothing in them that in any way impacts our security. They are also not lies or libel, but merely facts which sometimes contradict the narrative that Trump would like us to accept. The tweets do not break any laws, they do not defame any public figures, they are not lewd or vulgar, they do not use intemperate language. They don’t do anything at all but mention a few facts. Here are a couple of examples of the objectionable content:

Now, there is no question that the tone of some of the tweets is antagonistic toward Trump, but nothing said in the feed comes close to what, say, Keith Olbermann says, or Stewie Generis, for that matter. But the government is interested in this account because they believe the owner is an employee of the United States Citizen and Immigration Service, a division of the Department of Homeland Security. In our new Trumpian paradise, all 1.4 million federal employees must forego their rights to free speech, or be purged.

I probably shouldn’t point out that it is a very short hop from “anyone receiving a federal paycheck” to “anyone receiving federal benefits”, because that would just be the kind of alarmist speculation that would detract from the point here, which is that every American has First Amendment rights, even people who work in government. And, if you believe in the benefits of whistle-blowing, especially those who work in government.

Twitter, correctly and to its credit, turned around and sued the government, saying it is “unlawfully abusing a limited-purpose investigatory tool”. Free speech advocates said the order appeared to be the first time the government has attempted to use its powers to expose an anonymous critic — a development that, if successful, would have a “grave chilling effect on the speech of that account” as well as other accounts critical of the U.S. government.

The DHS quickly realized they had no defensible position here and would certainly lose a humiliating court case, so it dropped its “request”, and Twitter then dropped its suit. This all happened yesterday. The number of followers of the account has skyrocketed in the last day or so, so the visibility of the whole thing was becoming a little uncomfortable for DHS as well.

“Whew!”, I hear you exhaling. “Dodged a bullet, there!”

Not so fast. The “grave chilling effect” has already taken its toll. Last night @ALT-uscis pulled in its horns and gave up tweeting. Even though they “won”.

Sturm und Drang

I’m sure we’d all like a break from politics, and particularly Trump, for a few days. But there is just too much going on to let it all go unremarked. Some of it is the crazy-clown chaos that we’ve already become inured to, some is hardball politics being played at a dangerous level, and some is actual news that everyone should be concerned about.

In the chaos category, you’ve got Devin Nunes, a truly pathetic and ineffectual lapdog, stepping down from his duties as Chairman of the House Russia-Trump investigation. His completely unprofessional sycophancy finally did him in.

At first glance, this seems like a positive thing because this guy was not going to do the job. The problem is that this means an elevated role for Trey Gowdy, so we’re replacing an ineffectual lapdog with a psychotic bulldog. You may remember the angry, hyper-partisan Gowdy as Hillary Clinton’s tormentor in the Benghazi “hearings”, which, by the way, led to her ultimately-fatal email problems. Gowdy did as much to sink Hillary as Comey, Wikileaks, and, of course, Hillary herself. Listen to him for five minutes and you’ll conclude he’s just nuts.

gowdy

Then you’ve got Steve Bannon losing his seat on the National Security Council. Apparently he butted heads with Jared Kushner once too often. This is a blow to hedge fund billionaire Robert Mercer and daughter Rebekah, who will have reduced influence and access now. Again, there is a cloud that comes with this apparent silver lining – Bannon will be replaced by Rick Perry of all people. Here we seem to be going the other way: from psychotic bulldog to ineffectual lapdog. Oh, well. The frying pan or the fire.

In the end, it will apparently be Kushner who calls the shots in the NSC area, too. Add it to his already impossible responsibilities: straightening out that pesky Israel/Palestine kerfuffle, negotiating trade deals with China, leading the SWAT team to re-organize the entire federal bureaucracy, fixing Iraq, solving the opioid crisis, etc. What am I leaving out?

kushner

In addition to being our shadow president, the woefully unqualified Kushner is also our shadow Secretary of State. Turns out Rex Tillerson couldn’t be less interested in the job. He flies home early from meetings because of “fatigue”, refuses to take the press with him (unprecedented!), and never makes a single statement about international affairs or foreign policy. Not that surprising, really, since he has no diplomatic experience whatever (and, no, heading an oil company does not count), and only took the job to please his wife.

Meanwhile, Kushner is making the high-profile trips and is being advised by Henry Kissinger. Unlike all the other Trump appointees, however, son-in-law Kushner can never be fired, no matter how incompetent. Unless Ivanka fires him, that is.

Back on Capitol Hill, Mitch McConnell has done what we knew he would – gone nuclear. How do we know Neil Gorsuch is not the right person to be a Supreme Court Justice? Simple – he didn’t bow out of this process when he saw that getting the job would mean permanently politicizing the legislature. And how do we know Mitch McConnell is a partisan hack? Well, just ask yourself: if a sitting democratic president was under FBI investigation for collaborating with the Russians to undermine our elections, would Mitch McConnell think it was OK for him to nominate a Supreme Court Justice who will remain on the court for decades?

Tired yet? I’ll just give you one more small story – Syria. Yesterday Trump did what he repeatedly warned Obama never to do, and what he predicted Obama would do if his popularity dropped – attacked Assad’s Syria. Of course, it also should be said that he blamed Assad’s poison gas attacks on Obama for not taking military action as well. As always with Trump, he’s on record as strongly advocating all sides of an issue – that’s how come he’s always “proven right”! And, as always with Trump, the one over-arching principle is “The Buck Starts Here”.

Remember Trump’s brilliant solution to the ISIS problem? No? He gave the generals 30 days to come up with a plan to quickly defeat them (Or what? He’ll fire them all?). That was seventy days ago. The man-baby may not realize this, but any attempt to punish Assad is tantamount to direct aid for ISIS. That’s one of the many reasons why the Syria problem is intractable, and why Obama didn’t do what Trump has now done. There are no good guys in this movie.

I’m sure there were a lot of factors that went into Trump’s impulsive decision – how to improve his record-low approval ratings (ratings always go up after military action), how to counter the claims he’s Putin’s puppet (attacking Assad is attacking Putin), how to show he is now responsible and prove it’s not just words.

But, really, what is the point of giving advice to others when you do the opposite yourself? Here’s a tiny sample of advice Trump gave Obama for your enjoyment. Have a nice day.

tweets

Many secrets, no mysteries

If you want to hear some intelligent opinion and analysis about Trump, Russia, Putin, and the American political landscape, you can’t do better than this podcast, a conversation between Sam Harris and Anne Applebaum.

There are so many important insights and ideas therein, I shouldn’t try to summarize them. Give it a listen – you won’t be sorry.

A small sampling of what is covered and illuminated:

The audacity, scale, and frequency of Trump’s lying, meant, in the end, to discredit the very idea of truth.

The tactic of dividing the country into warring factions: those who agree with and supported him, and the losers who don’t and didn’t.

The distraction and misdirection that is the congressional hearings aiming to find the “smoking gun” of Trump campaign collusion with Putin.

The damage already done to American “soft power” in the world, i.e. the influence we exert by the examples of our free press, social discourse, and government institutions that have functioned for the citizens before the elites.

The moral equivalence seen and even stated by Trump between our system and the totalitarian, authoritarian, and oligarchical alternatives. If we are no better, why would people elsewhere in the world aspire to our system and values?

What can be said to Trump supporters to influence their views?

What can be said to Trump detractors to ease the pain?

“Many secrets, no mysteries” refers to the nature of Trump’s relationship with Putin’s Russia. In the end, it doesn’t matter if Trump is heavily invested in Russian businesses, whether Russia is heavily invested in Trump’s business, whether Flynn. Manafort, Bannon, Kushner, Gorka, or anyone else in the Trump inner camp actually coordinated anything with anyone in Russia. It’s an unimportant detail which may remain a secret.

But there is no mystery that Trump greatly admires Putin, and that is the important thing to understand. What is it that Putin has achieved? What makes him a figure for Trump to emulate? For starters, Putin has shown how to manipulate the media in Russia and abroad, and thereby mold public opinion in Russia and abroad. He has shown how to crush dissent.

But most importantly for Trump, Putin has shown how to blend politics and business to achieve personal enrichment. Putin may now be the richest man in the world.  This is what Trump admires above all and wants to achieve for himself. This is why our democracy is at a critical inflection point. This is already understood by anyone paying attention. It’s not a mystery.

You better start swimmin’

Or you’ll sink like a stone.

It’s all happening so fast, now. You don’t see it coming. Or maybe you do, but there’s nothing you can do about it. And the weird, dystopian reality is that millions of people think it’s a good thing.

Just yesterday, three huge steps in the wrong direction were taken while our attention was focused elsewhere.

Maybe you were busy watching the  Devin Nunes shit-show. Or maybe you were pondering Trump’s brazen abdication of responsibility to his daughter and son-in-law, neither of whom is any more qualified for any of it than the man-baby himself, and neither of whom was elected, vetted, or approved by anyone but daddy.  Or maybe you’ve been marveling at Trump’s voracious appetite for spending our money on golf. After criticizing Obama for playing too much golf and asserting he wouldn’t have time for it, he’s spending money on golf at a rate eight times that of Obama.

No, none of that. Here are three other outrages that took place virtually unremarked just yesterday, and I’m not even sure they are the only three.

1. President Trump Risks the Planet.

With a stroke of his pen, Trump undid all Obama’s climate change initiatives in the name of bringing back jobs to the coal industry. Oy vey. Where to begin on this one? I suppose you could start with my observations of just a few days ago.

As we’ve said before, those jobs aren’t coming back in any case. But at least now the operators won’t have to spend any money on compliance, so, you know, finally they’ll be able to afford those solid gold toilet seats on their Gulfstream G5’s. Nice, right?

jet

The miners that are still on the job can get back to work on that black lung thing they’ve got going, and, if Trump has his way, do it without health insurance. And the rest of us can laugh at how we didn’t fall for that Chinese hoax called “climate change”.

2. Congress blocks effort to get Trump’s tax returns.

Why? How does this make sense? Wouldn’t the Republican lawmakers want to assert just a little independence? Grab back just a little piece of the power assigned to the legislative branch that they’ve so eagerly abandoned? Clear the air on that Russia thing and other conflicts once and for all? Set and maintain a precedent that we’ve followed for decades so that future abuses, perhaps by their opponents, would be made less likely? Nah.

And all for fear of an attack-tweet from a toxic clown who’s going to drag them down anyway.

3. Your internet browsing history is now for sale without your permission or knowledge.

Huh? Wasn’t this something law enforcement needed a warrant to obtain? Wasn’t this the kind of thing the whole Snowden exposé was about?

It’s bad enough that all those lowly wage-slaves at your I.S.P. can chuckle about how you downloaded a movie illegally, or googled your high-school crush, or “anonymously” commented on some anti-Trump blog, or purchased sex-toys. Or whatever the hell you did that you assumed other people wouldn’t know about. Medical or financial information you thought was yours? No, it now belongs to them and anyone they sell it to.

Yes, they have every search term, every mouse click, every everything already packaged up and ready to go.  In the past, they couldn’t do it without your permission. Now they can. Now it’s a profit center for them to grow. Better think twice next time you press “enter”.

The Times They Are A-Changin’.

Thomas, Garland, Gorsuch

On February 29th, 2016, exactly ten years since last time Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas said a thing during oral arguments, he broke his silence. It had been some 45 years since any other justice went even a single term without asking a question, so it seems pretty certain that Thomas has set a reticence record that will never be approached.

He didn’t offer any explanations about why he broke his silence or why he maintained it for ten years. In the past, he’s given a variety of excuses for not speaking, but in recent years seems to have settled on “it’s just rude”, something the other justices are apparently unaware of.

thomas

Although he has been silent in session, he has been a prolific opinion writer and has frequently dissented with the other justices. But one should not confuse this dissent with open-mindedness. Thomas has been the most reliably conservative voice on the court and has consistently expressed a more “conservative” (“right-wing” or even “reactionary” actually describes it better) view than even the other conservatives on the court.

This has been particularly noteworthy in cases where racism was part of the issue – the other justices have often agreed it had been a factor when Thomas did not. Here is just one example. Do I need to mention here that Thomas is our only black justice?

When George H. W. Bush appointed Thomas in 1991, he was hoping to add a conservative voice to the bench, score some points “on race”, and avoid a bitter confirmation process. He got the first two but not the third (remember Anita Hill?). The end result is we have in Thomas a justice whose vote can always be relied on, and is always a forgone conclusion.

This is the Republican dream. In the Republican worldview, there is no such thing as “unbiased”. In their view, everyone is biased, especially journalists.  They may not know it or admit it, but they’re biased. Judges, too. The Republican project is to identify the “right” bias and find a way to promote it.

The real reason that the Republicans, led by Mitch McConnell, disgracefully refused to even meet with Merrick Garland, Obama’s March 2016 Supreme Court nominee, was exactly that they thought his bias had to be wrong, since Obama was appointing him.

garland

In fact it was the Republican worldview that was wrong – a judge can and indeed must be unbiased, and Garland almost certainly was. But the very fact that he didn’t have (their) bias, meant that he might decide an issue the way they wanted but he might not. This uncertainty was what they objected to. They want another Thomas, someone whose vote is known and in the bag, even while he considers all sides of every issue “fairly”.

When McConnell opposed Garland, he was rolling the dice, assuming that a Republican would be elected and would appoint the “right” kind of judge. There was a chance the whole gamble could backfire. His stated argument was that the American people should have a voice in the decision, meaning that since an election was on the horizon, the new president would have their mandate. Ridiculous, as the American people had already stated their preference when electing Obama, who had their mandate to appoint judges for all four years of his term. Anyway, McConnell gambled and won, but in the process really pissed a lot of people off.

So now they’ve got their man in Neil Gorsuch, who, on paper, has unimpeachable credentials. No one can argue about whether he’s “qualified”. Columbia, Harvard Law, Oxford. What’s not to like? Especially if your name is Coors.

gorsuch

The Democrats would be well within their rights to block Gorsuch, just to make a point. But they probably won’t because, at the end of the day, they’re just not as mean, small-minded, and vindictive as the Republicans. As William Butler Yeats put it so well, the worst are full of passionate intensity. And there’s always the chance that McConnell will have the rules changed if the Democrats resist, so that the 52 Republican senators can approve the appointment by themselves (as it stands, 60 votes are needed). Would anyone put that past him?

Also, Trump would unleash his Twitter-wrath upon the Democrats if they blocked Gorsuch, and, let’s face it, at this point no one needs that.

But during the hearings, they can make their points. While the Republicans lob their softballs, like “What’s the largest trout you’ve ever caught?”, the Democrats are hammering on Gorsuch  to swear he’ll defy Trump if necessary, retain independence, etc.

Lindsey Graham tried to put a lid on all that by asking Gorsuch how he would have responded had Mr. Trump asked him to vote to overrule Roe during his interview at Trump Tower.

Ready and prepped for his Gary Cooper/John Wayne/Charles Bronson moment, Gorsuch leaned forward, silver hair flashing, steely eyes narrowed, Colorado square jaw jutted, and intoned in his signature vocal fry,

“Senator, I would have walked out the door.”

Applause! Music! Curtain! Let’s all just approve him right this second! Such integrity! What a guy! What a hero!

What a bullshitter.

For Gorsuch to convince us that he is independent at this point is meaningless. Who cares if he is “independent” or “unbiased” when it is known in advance exactly how he’ll vote on any issue?

Roe is in jeopardy. Citizens United is not. Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner will not be subject to our nepotism laws. Trump’s “travel ban” will be upheld.   As with Thomas, Gorsuch’s vote is already counted before the case is heard. It’s in the bag.

He is a Republican dream.

U.S. formally apologizes to U.K.

It’s getting ridiculous. Not to mention dangerous and psychotic.

Again, something blathered on FoxNews is immediately re-blathered by the Trump administration, and, again, causes big problems. No vetting, no consultation with anyone who would know, no counting to ten before repeating it. If it comes from FoxNews, it’s true and good enough to be instantaneously repeated to the world, backed by the full faith, gravitas, and power of the President of the United States, also known as the guy who could press a button and blow us all up (assuming someone on FoxNews “reported” that it would be a good idea).

Judge Andrew Napolitano, on FoxNews, asserted that Barack Obama used GCHQ, (Government Communications Headquarters, the signal intelligence agency of the U.K.) to spy on Donald Trump before he became president.

gchq_poppy_air_9233_large

GCHQ

Yesterday, Sean Spicer repeated the claims:

“Three intelligence sources have informed Fox News that President Obama went outside the chain of command – he didn’t use the NSA, he didn’t use the CIA, he didn’t use the FBI and he didn’t use the Department of Justice – he used GCHQ. He’s able to get it and there’s no American fingerprints on it,” 

GCHQ immediately repudiated the claim as “nonsense, utterly ridiculous, and should be ignored.”

Spicer and General H. R. McMaster, who replaced the disgraced foreign agent Michael Flynn as US National Security Adviser, have now apologized to the GCHQ about this.

First, it should be Donald Trump doing the apologizing, not his surrogates. He could easily say something like, “Sean means well, but sometimes gets too enthusiastic in his loyalty and commitment to us. I fired him today. Please excuse the faux pas. Kiss kiss, are we all good now?”

Second, when will Spicer throw in the towel on his own? When does defending the indefensible become too difficult? Or too amoral?

Finally, is there no one in the White House to tell Trump we’d like to be friends with the U.K.? Or Germany? Or Australia, Mexico, and all our other historic allies? Or is it just going to be Putin all the way down?

Today, Trump will meet with German Chancellor Angela Merkel, and attempt to put “their differences” aside. What differences, you ask? Well, the man-baby has said she was “ruining Germany”, that she would lose her election despite being the heavy favorite, and that “the German people are going to end up overthrowing this woman. I don’t know what the hell she’s thinking.”

Merkel, for her part, would like to preserve the important alliance between the U.S. and Germany.

What would prompt the tiny-handed one to say such egregiously stupid things?

Yup. That’s it. Definitely a good reason to totally screw up our relationship with one of our most important allies.

Two months in, three years and ten months to go. Make America Great Again.

Tax cuts for the rich

That’s all it is.

The non-partisan (soon to be known as “deep state”, “fake”, and/or “enemy”) Congressional Budget Office has determined that if the Republican replacement for Obamacare is passed, 14 million currently-insured people will become uninsured in the first year, 21 million by 2020, and 24 million by 2026, at which point a total of 52 million Americans will lack health insurance.

Although Trump ran on a promise of not cutting Medicaid, the proposed bill does exactly that, and the reduced numbers of insured are mainly older and low-income Americans who will no longer be able to afford the coverage they now have through Medicaid.  They are mostly Trump voters, by the way, who, one hopes, are beginning to understand what a Trump “promise” is actually worth.

All of these reductions in coverage will produce $600 billion in tax cuts for the wealthy.

Why would they do it? Because the Kochs want them to get rid of Obamacare .  Actually the Kochs don’t like the replacement plan either, because it offers tax credits as incentives to buy coverage, which the Kochs say is just another government subsidy.  But they do want Obamacare gone in any case, because they can’t understand why their tax money should be used to help others.

But how can it pass – how can such a cruel measure become law?  Well, who’s going to stop it – Republican congressmen with a conscience?

David Mamet laid it out for you in Glengarry Glen Ross. You are Dave Moss and your congressman is Blake.

Dave Moss: What’s your name?
Blake: Fuck you. That’s my name.
Dave Moss: [laughs]
Blake: You know why, mister? ‘Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight; I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. That’s my name.

Mamet puts it another way in “House of Games”.  Joe Mantegna (your congressman) explains that his marker is good. He lives in the United States, after all.

Michael Flynn, foreign agent

In 2014, President Obama fired Michael Flynn as head of the Defense Intelligence Agency for freelancing on foreign policy. Flynn held different ideas about “Radical Islam” and other things than the president, and had been acting on his own.

His ideas were sometimes referred to as “Flynn Facts” (also known as “falsehoods”) by those who worked with him, for example his assertion that Iran has killed more Americans than al Qaeda in the 21st century. Flynn tweeted links to fake new stories (created by his son!) that reported Hillary Clinton was running a sex slavery ring out of the back room of a Pizzeria in D.C., which was later shot up by a true believer in such things. In short, Flynn’s a little nutty.

After being fired,  he receded into the world of mid-level defense contractors and international influence peddlers. In December 2015, he appeared with Russian President Vladimir Putin at a Moscow banquet.

Flynn’s style has been described as “Kiss up, kick down”. No one loves the “Kiss up” part more than our very own man-baby, and no one is more easily taken in by it. This speech, given by Flynn at the Republican convention in July, is loaded with it.

In the opening minutes, he says, “the destructive pattern of putting the interest of other nations ahead of our own will end when Donald Trump is president”. If ever there has been a more hypocritical load of bullshit exclaimed with more patriotic conviction (at least in the English language), I am unaware of it.

Flynn became one of Trump’s closest advisers during the campaign and was ultimately appointed National Security Adviser, a controversial pick that did not require Senate confirmation.

During the campaign, Flynn had been discussing the Obama administration’s sanctions against Russia  with the Russian ambassador,  Sergey Kislyak. and he then lied about those discussions to the Vice President, Mike Pence, which caused a problem for the Trump White House.

On February 13th, Kellyanne Conway said on TV that National Security Adviser Michael Flynn enjoyed the full confidence of President Trump.

Later that day, twenty-four days after being appointed, Flynn resigned.

The next day, February 14th, Sean Spicer insisted that Flynn did not resign, but that Trump fired him, after losing faith in his honesty.

On February 15th, Trump said Flynn was a wonderful man, apparently forgetting about the honesty thing.

“Gen. Flynn is a wonderful man. I think he has been treated very, very unfairly by the media, as I call it, the fake media in many cases. And I think it is really a sad thing that he was treated so badly.”

This week, Flynn registered as a Foreign Agent, for doing $530,000 worth of lobbying work for Turkey during the campaign, i.e. at the same time he was talking about not putting the interests of other nations ahead of ours. Also at the same time that Trump was talking about “draining the swamp”, which, it’s hard to remember now, referred to getting rid of lobbyists and the moneyed interests they represent.

Spicer said he was a private citizen during this time. Yes, Sean, we got that. Thank you so much for the unneeded clarification – a lobbyist is a  private citizen. And as such, he was exactly the kind of swamp-thing that needed a heavy draining.

Mike Pence said this affirms Trump’s decision to fire him.

We’re still waiting for some affirmation on the decision to hire him in the first place. In any case, if the swamp-draining is still going on, it’s going on out of public view.

It’s our fault for listening

By far the worst “defense” yet offered for Trump’s crazy accusation that Obama illegally “tapped” his phones comes from Devin Nunes, the top Republican on the House Intelligence Committee. It amounts to, “The media should be ignoring this clown.” Asked about the accusations, Nunes said,

“The president is a neophyte to politics — he’s been doing this a little over a year. I think a lot of the things he says, I think you guys sometimes take literally.”

First of all, I wish someone would explain to me what the options are for “taking” a 140-character message from the President of the United States, if we aren’t to take it literally. Figuratively? Allegorically? Ironically? Medically? Also, we’ll need some guidelines to help us apply the correct method to any given tweet.

Just for the record, here again is the thing we’re not supposed to take literally.

Second, the idea that we need to cut Trump a little slack on this kind of thing because he has only been in politics for a year is preposterous. How many years does it take to learn not to blurt out paranoid fantasies like a deranged toddler? Ten? If the guy hasn’t learned it by age 70, guess what?

But what I really love is the Republican double-speak of taking something that is obviously a major weakness and presenting it as a strength, at the same time as blaming others for not correctly understanding it as a strength in the first place.

Trump continues to place his supporters in Congress and elsewhere in the position of having to defend the indefensible. And, for some reason, no one seems to mind very much. All part of Making America Great, I guess.

Ya just gotta laugh. Here’s something that will help. It’s a clip from five months ago, which, in Trump-time, is the Paleolithic period:

Performance Artist POTUS

As everyone knows by now, your president yesterday accused his predecessor of “Tapping his wires”.  The #wiretapping hashtag blew up on Twitter with at least as many people calling for Obama’s arrest as those pointing out how absurd it all is.

It is unclear where exactly the man-baby got this idea, but many have suggested he was re-acting to this piece on Breitbart, in which Mark Levin accused the Obama administration of using “police state” tactics to undermine the Trump campaign.

Of course, in the true Trump style, there was no vetting of the information, no consultation with the security agencies, no thought of the consequences of tweeting, not even a quick call to Jared or Ivanka to see what they thought. Just a direct, impulsive pipeline from the Breitbart website to the President’s twitter. It’s a pretty scary situation.

There’s really not much more to be said about this incident, shocking as it may be. To the rational among us, there are two possibilities: Trump believes this nonsense implicitly and lets the tweets fly, in which case he is stupid and insane, or he doesn’t believe it and lets the tweets fly anyway, in which case he is evil and insane. In all cases, this business is further proof of the obvious: Donald J. Trump is not fit to possess the nuclear codes.

But the weird thing is that from a political perspective the whole thing affirms Trump’s brilliance as a demagogue. First, he correctly assumed that it made no difference to his admirers whether the nonsense in question was true or not. It was true enough the second it came out of his twitter. The pitchforks and torches were brought out instantaneously.

Second, it had the desired effect of getting the Jeff Sessions lying-under-oath problem off the front pages, at least for a few days. As Trump has so often shown, the easiest way to get past a scandal is to create a bigger one.

And finally, it further serves to divide the populace and entrench their already dug-in loyalties, and his faction is powerful enough to get him the presidency. He also knows that there were more people who voted for him just to punish Hillary Clinton and the “libtards” than  there were people who thought he would do anything that actually needed doing. This is what they meant when they said they “wanted their country back”, and this is why political discourse in this country is ruined and will stay that way for decades.

The most interesting thing to me, though, is that the incident proves that Trump is completely unfit for the role of Chief Executive, not simply because he’s crazy/dangerous and insane, but because his “management style” is never going to change. That style never actually succeeded in business and can’t possibly succeed in government.

This article lays it out beautifully, and can be summarized by this quote:

“He’s not a great manager. He’s a performance artist pretending to be a great manager.”

The Trump “organization” has never been an organization in the business sense at all. There was no board of directors, no hierarchical organization chart, no independent auditors – just Donald surrounded by a very small clique of family members. As his interests grew internationally, nothing changed, and no new levels of management were created. Trump made all decisions impulsively, and they often went wrong.

His true genius is in deflecting blame onto others.

Trusting your own gut and never consulting experts may or may not serve a family business, particularly as failure affects so few people. But it can’t possibly work in the job we’ve given him now. He is now charged with directing the largest organization in the world, and his lack of management expertise is really showing.

From the article:

Trump’s company, despite his grandiose portrayals of a sprawling empire, always at base was a mom-and-pop entity, and what Trump managed throughout his lengthy professional career was principally a core group of barely more than a dozen executives housed on the 26th floor of Trump Tower. Until now. As president, Trump sits at the top of a massive bureaucracy not of his own making, a complex hierarchy designed to help him handle the most information-intensive, crisis-driven job in the world. He appears to be struggling to adapt. Hundreds of positions remain vacant, key posts have been declined by wary nominees, poorly vetted picks have withdrawn or been rejected, and the day-to-day functioning of the West Wing has become its own running news story.

 

He’s kidding right?

So the moment of Trump being “presidential” has passed. It didn’t last very long and, really, was anybody fooled? You’re setting the bar for “presidential” pretty low when all the guy has to do is read some complete sentences off a teleprompter. The hard part, actually writing the complete sentences, has already been done by someone else, Stephen Miller I suppose.

Anyway, Trump almost immediately snapped out of the uncomfortable role of “leader” with some tweets about Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer meeting with Russians, and, as could be expected, demanded an investigation. This is the usual thing of Trump distracting from and attempting to neutralize something real, in this case Jeff Sessions lying under oath, with something either totally made-up or totally inconsequential.

It works well enough to galvanize his 60 million into accepting the false equivalence and thereby changing the dynamic of the whole thing. But if that’s all there was to say about his “pivot”, I wouldn’t bother writing anything.

No, this morning he really outdid himself. At 6:35 A.M, he was up and already tweeting absurd conspiracies theories. We’re all getting used to the POTUS tweeting everything now.  He’s already been told the obvious: that he could take a giant step towards being “presidential” while greatly reducing the chances of shooting himself in the foot just by putting the stupid Twitter down. Permanently. Not gonna happen.

And doing it before breakfast?  He’s kidding, right? I mean, there was a moment when we thought that maybe the people around him would filter and vet his tweets.  Maybe Hope Hicks?  Someone. Then the use of Twitter might at least seem like a new tech version of real executive communications.  But first thing in the morning?  No, clearly Trump was thrashing around in a sleepless torment over how to deal with his enemies, who are many and surround him at all times. He got up and reached for his phone and blasted this out:

It’s really just too ridiculous. He’s kidding, right? Please tell me he’s kidding.

Shame upon the legal profession

Fifteen law professors specializing in legal ethics from around the country have filed a complaint against Kellyanne Conway. They come from Georgetown, Yale, Duke and other premiere institutions of legal study. The letter was filed with the D.C. Office of Disciplinary Counsel and alleges “conduct involving dishonesty, fraud, deceit or misrepresentation”. It says, in part,

“We do not file this complaint lightly. We believe that, at one time, Ms. Conway, understood her ethical responsibilities as a lawyer and abided by them. But she is currently acting in a way that brings shame upon the legal profession.”

Conway was admitted to the D.C. Bar in 1995, but is currently suspended for not paying her dues. The maximum penalty that could result from this action is disbarment. Conway is not practicing law in D.C. and has no intention of doing so. In other words, none of this is going to matter one bit.

And if someone still thinks that an action like this will result in any shame or remorse on Conway’s part, well, they haven’t been paying attention – that ship sailed months ago. More likely we’ll be hearing about “a politically motivated attack by so-called lawyers”, or “lawyers being paid by George Soros, blah blah blah”.

The Trump team is not bound by the rules and conventions that every previous administration has held themselves to, and that every previous congress has required. This letter is just another whisper soon to be lost in the hurricane of chaos surrounding Trump.

All bets are off, folks. There is a new standard in play: if Trump or someone in his circle does it, it’s OK.

If you doubt it, just think about what we’d be enduring now if the tables were turned. Imagine Hillary Clinton had been elected while receiving 3 million fewer votes than Trump, that there was evidence that the Russians had actively aided her campaign, that she refused to reveal her taxes (a historic first!) which might reveal her Russian business interests, etc. etc. etc.

This hypothetical is posed by David Frum, a neoconservative political commentator and former speech writer for George W. Bush, in a podcast discussion with Sam Harris, entitled We’re All Cucks Now. Give it a listen – it’s well worth it.

L’état, c’est lui.

The man-baby’s hands seemed even tinier this morning.

Yesterday, a federal appeals court panel of three judges unanimously refused to reinstate Trump’s executive order  banning travel from seven Muslim countries.  The bleating and tweeting began immediately.

Trump quite clearly does not understand our tripartite system of government and the separation of powers it requires. He does not recognize the authority of any person or institution to  question his “mandate” or even his judgement as President/Emperor/King.

Anyone who dares question him obviously has “political” motives.

All I can say here is that I really hope this does go to the Supreme Court and that they unanimously uphold the appeals court. Any other result certainly will be evidence of politics destroying our system.

In recent days, we have seen that we can’t rely on the republican congress to assert its own power, independence or integrity (ha!). The approving of all Trump’s cabinet picks so far, as preposterously unqualified and inappropriate as they may be, shows this clearly.

The press has been neutralized, including, and perhaps especially, the newspaper of record, the Failing New York Times.

There’s really nothing left between us and idiocracy but the courts. Maybe a supreme court decision defining the limits of presidential power, or, as everyone would certainly refer to it, “a rebuke”, would stem the awful tide of Trump’s bullying.

See you in court.

Tweeting towards Bethlehem

Three weeks ago, #Trump told us his health care plan was just about ready –  “all but finished”, he said. “It’s very much formulated down to the final strokes. We haven’t put it in quite yet but we’re going to be doing it soon. We will have insurance for everybody. It will be in a much simplified form. Much less expensive and much better and much lower deductibles”.

Sounds great, man-baby!

It all came as a big surprise to Republicans in congress. They hadn’t heard word one about it, apparently. Not to worry, though. We’ve forgotten all about it now. Three weeks ago is the paleolithic era in the sped-up world of the man-baby. Promises, accusations, recriminations, Executive Orders, feuds – they all fly by at the speed of Twitter and are immediately lost in the ether, replaced by some new craziness.

Does anybody really care? Does anybody expect the “truth”? Will anybody ever hold him to any of it? No, no, and no way.

Did a health care plan even exist, other than in his own imagination? Who can say. Remember, in his “Birther” heyday in 2011 he said with complete sincerity and conviction that he had investigators in Hawaii that had found unbelievable evidence regarding Obama’s real origins. “They cannot believe what they are finding”,  he said on TV.  He’d reveal it all in a couple of days, he said.

He never revealed anything. “They” found nothing because there was nothing to find and because “they” didn’t exist, any more than the P.R. man “John Miller” did. It’s hard to know whether it’s all “lying” or something else. Does a delusional person “lie”?

Anyway, I started writing this because I was reading about our recent “successful” raid in Yemen, where a Seal Team 6 member was killed and three were injured, where civilians including some children were killed, and where we purposely abandoned a $75 million aircraft.  Mind you, I read about it in the “failing New York Times” so it’s “fake news” to begin with.

But the man-baby tells us it was a success, so it I guess it was. From the article:

Mr. Trump on Sunday hailed his first counterterrorism operation as a success, claiming the commandos captured “important intelligence that will assist the U.S. in preventing terrorism against its citizens and people around the world.”

“Important intelligence” sounds good, maybe even better than his health care plan or his birther evidence. Maybe he’ll tell us what it is soon. Or maybe we’ll forget all about it after a few more crazy tweets.

Here are some candidates from this morning:

tweets

As good as true

So the man-baby is calling for a “major investigation” about the imaginary voter fraud that’s been bothering him. He claims there were 3 -5 million votes cast illegally for Hillary Clinton in the election (and none cast illegally for him).

tweets

As with most of what Trump blathers and tweets, there are absolutely no facts on which to base these fantasies. There are no “studies”,  no news reports (other than a couple of instances where people voted twice for Trump), and certainly no real support from other Republicans, who once again have to either nod their heads at his crazy assertions or hunt down a molecule or two of honesty or courage. Always a challenge for them.

And, of course, it immediately came to light that Trump’s daughter Tiffany was registered to vote in two states, as was senior strategist Steve Bannon, and Treasury Secretary pick Steve Mnuchin. Oh, and also son-in-law and Senior Advisor Jared Kushner as well as Press Secretary Sean Spicer.

There have already been nine investigations on this issue, and none have found any problems. In fact, the opposite was found: only four verifiable cases of voter fraud out of 130 million votes cast. I guess maybe those investigations weren’t “major” enough.

If you believe Trump is actually playing chess at the Grand-master level, you might think that what this is really about is the creation of more stringent voter ID laws down the road, which everyone understands will benefit Republican candidates in future elections.

If you believe, as I do, that the man-baby doesn’t have the attention span needed for chess, and that there’s actually no evidence he knows how to play checkers either, then you’re left with a couple of possible explanations for this weirdness.

One is that it’s just inconceivable to him that people don’t love and respect him as much as they should, so he creates a narrative that explains the apparent disconnect, usually involving crimes or conspiracy, and always involving “unfair” treatment.

Another is that this is yet another example of the Master Distracter at work. Today we’re not talking about Russian shenanigans, conflicts of interest, nepotism, or anything we should be.  Dilbert was on point today.

dt170126

I think that’s a big part of what’s going on here, as well as one other thing: once you assert it and repeat it a few times, it’s as good as true. We’ve talked about Trump’s use of the Big Lie  before, and also how he’s not tweeting at you or me but at his base of 60 million believers. For them, it doesn’t matter if there are actually any studies, or, if there are, what they might find. For Trump’s minions, voter fraud is already a real thing because Trump said it was.

It’s already as good as true.

 

#punchanazi

Richard Spencer got sucker-punched at the inauguration.

The internet is having a hard time deciding if this is a good thing or a bad thing. Someone suggested it would clarify things if, instead of thinking of it as a “sucker punch”, thinking of it as an “alt-rebuttal” might help.

I don’t know why it’s true but I do know it’s true: if we had a similar discussion of #punchhezbollah, none of the same logic would apply. Mystifying, really.

In “No Country For Old Men”, Anton Chigurh (Javier Bardem) says, “If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?”

 

Alea iacta est

Today the Rubicon is crossed.

The kakistocracy is installed and empowered, the nuclear codes handed over.

From here, there will be no “access” to leadership and no “news”.

From here, there will be only pre-approved interpretations of events, statistics, economic indicators, battlefield successes or failures, climate change, science.

There will be propaganda on the one hand, and “spies”, “liars”, and “fakes” on the other. There will be nothing in between.

Polls will be discredited when unfavorable, and embraced when supportive.

The prestige of the academy will diminish and its credibility doubted.

Credit will be taken for the accomplishments of others, and blame will be assigned for the inevitable failures and disappointments.

The rot and dishonesty that has festered in the judiciary, legislature, and fourth estate will finally take its toll. The checks and balances mitigating tyranny will no longer maintain.

Those who smile and nod will be praised and rewarded. Those who doubt and resist will be vilified and destroyed.

Clean air and water will be become more precious and rare, at some point available only to those who can afford them.

Routine medical care will no longer be routine. Life expectancy will lag behind other societies and possibly even decrease.

Public property will come under increasing control of private interests.

Those responsible for the welfare of all will prosper, and those who rely on their protection will struggle.

The transfer of wealth from the many to the few will accelerate.

Friends and neighbors will be distrusted and accused.

Historic allies will be abandoned as historic antagonists attempt to direct us.

Above all, the ship of state will not be steered with a steady hand. Chaos and uncertainty will increase.

“The best lack all conviction. The worst are filled with passionate intensity”.  Yeats.

.

Manning, Obama, Assange, Trump

So President Obama commuted Chelsea Manning’s 35-year sentence for leaking a huge trove of classified information to Wikileaks in 2010. She will get out of jail this May, rather than in 2045.

Of course Republicans criticized the move, despite the fact that the Obama administration has been much tougher in prosecuting cases of leaking information than any other. They have brought ten such actions, more than all previous presidencies combined. John McCain noted that the leaks were espionage that put our country in jeopardy.

Obama displayed his usual thoughtfulness and courage in making this move, citing the facts that Manning’s sentence was vastly longer than the 1-3 year sentences that other such cases yielded, that she has already served seven years, that the information leaked was not, in fact, the most highly classified, and so on.

He also cited the problems Manning’s gender dysphoria created for the prison system and her two suicide attempts in prison. These issues are neither here nor there as far as I’m concerned. Chelsea should have thought of them when she was Bradley. But the commutation does, at least for the moment, spare us the debate over whether the rest of us should be required to pay for the poor dear’s gender re-assignment surgery.

I have no problem releasing Manning at this point for two reasons. The first is that, unlike that Hero of the Left, Edward Snowden, Manning acknowledged her wrong-doing, expressed remorse, submitted to the military justice system, and has served a lengthy sentence for the crimes. Spy.

Snowden, on the other hand, is noted for fleeing into the comforting arms of the enemy which benefited most from his crimes, while refusing to acknowledge any wrongdoing at all. Hero.

The second reason I’m interested in this commutation is that Julian Assange, the WikiLeaks operator to whom Manning leaked the documents and who has been holed up in the Ecuadorian embassy in London for five years now, has always said he will face extradition to the U.S. on espionage charges if Manning were to be released. Well, Julie, the ball’s in your court.

At first I thought, “Yeah, right. Assange will submit to extradition around the same time we see Trump’s tax returns, i.e. never.” Then I realized my mistake. This is actually going to work out very well for Assange. Being extradited to an Obama-led Department of Justice would have been a very different thing than facing the “wrath” of the Trump administration.

As we have recently learned, Trump takes Assange’s version of the Russian interference in the election as the truth, while complaining about and criticizing the work and the abundant documentation to the contrary produced by our own intelligence organizations. Trump chooses to believe those who flatter him, those who benefit him, and those who play him like a fucking fiddle.

And then there’s the fact that no extradition or other charges have actually been filed against Assange by the U.S. Only Sweden has filed for his extradition to try him for rapes committed there.

It will be interesting to see what Assange does here. I’m predicting that whatever it is will be preceded by a highly sympathetic media blitz on FoxNews.

It will be even more interesting to see whether Trump can demonstrate anything like the impartiality and wisdom of Obama in dealing with him. I suspect, dear readers, that you already know what I think about this.

Feel-good story, right?

New England Patriots’ Martellus Bennett seems like a good guy to me. The big Tight End is smiling and relaxed whenever I see him interviewed on TV, and, for me, it helps that he’s picked up some of the slack created by the season-ending injury to the best player in the NFL, Rob Gronkowski. For all you Patriots-haters out there (and I know who you are), we’ll just concentrate on his Good Works for now.

He wrote a children’s book, “Hey A.J, it’s Saturday!” based on his own family with the title character being his daughter. It is the first of a planned “Hey A.J.” series.

hey

He described the book this way, “The stories are just adventures we have around the house that I recreated through stories. A.J. is this girl who ends up making a mess all the time, you know, but everything comes to life. She uses her imagination in several different scenarios, so it’s pretty cool.”

In June, he went to the Tobin school in Roxbury to read his book to the kids there, and they were thrilled.

bennett

The school doesn’t have enough books and no budget for them. They tried an on-line fundraiser, but it hasn’t really gone anywhere. Out of desperation, the teacher of the class Bennett had read to tweeted him this week asking for help. She was hoping he’d re-tweet the plea and maybe raise some money that way. He asked her what they needed and she told him $2500. He reached into his own pocket and gave them $3000. Problem solved. What a guy!

Let’s take a step back, though. We have a public school here, where the teachers are very poorly paid and often used their own meager resources to buy supplies for the kids.  They tried raising money online. They reached out to friends and got lucky in this case. It’s so unusual, it made the news. What about all the other cases with no happy ending? Isn’t this something our Department of Education should be working on?

Not in the Trump era. Betsy DeVos will be our new Education Secretary if she gets confirmed, and you can bet she will. DeVos has a very complex financial picture that, in the now-forgotten era of pre-Trump ethics, would be subject to time-consuming scrutiny by the Office of Government Ethics for potential conflicts prior to confirmation hearings.

But the O.G.E. is being pressured to forget all that. They’ve written an unprecedented letter to the Senate committee they report to, saying the review is far from complete. They accused the GOP of rushing Trump cabinet confirmations.

devos

A tempest in a teapot, right? Not for the kids of the Tobin School. Betsy DeVos is a billionaire political operative who has used her family’s vast Amway fortune (a huge pyramid scheme, BTW) to influence education in Michigan. She doesn’t like public schools. She would like to privatize education through Charter Schools and religious education. She will undermine public education programs and further dilute a limited pool of federal education dollars by funding school choice voucher programs.

And, apart from her ideological inappropriateness,  DeVos has real conflict of interest issues. She owns shares of K12 Inc., a company whose core business is the management of public for-profit online charter schools.

Her operation feels a little bit like Trump University to me – profits first and the Hell with substance. The New York Times wrote a piece in 2011 about a school managed by the company:

By almost every educational measure, the Agora Cyber Charter School is failing.

Nearly 60 percent of its students are behind grade level in math. Nearly 50 percent trail in reading. A third do not graduate on time. And hundreds of children, from kindergartners to seniors, withdraw within months after they enroll.

By Wall Street standards, though, Agora is a remarkable success that has helped enrich K12 Inc., the publicly traded company that manages the school. And the entire enterprise is paid for by taxpayers.

Education Week also wrote about a K12 Inc school just a couple of months ago:

 “for five years in a row, the Hoosier Academies Virtual School had been failing.”

“It had been assigned an ‘F’ grade from the state of Indiana every year it had been open except its first, when it had garnered a ‘C.’”

 Despite more than a decade of state investigations, news media reports, and research that have documented startling failures and gross mismanagement in full-time online schools, the sector—dominated by two for-profit companies—continues to expand, spreading into new states and enrolling more students.

Betsy DeVos  is personally invested in this failure and was at the end of a funnel that took tax dollars dedicated to public schools and transferred them to Wall Street.

Martellus Bennett took money out of his own pocket to put it where Betsy DeVos would like to take it right back out to put it in hers.

Still feeling good?

Make Polio Great Again

For a minute there, it looked like Trump appointed RFK Jr., an anti-vaccination kook, to “chair a presidential panel to review vaccine safety and science”. At least, this is what RFK Jr.said after a meeting with Trump on the issue.

This really shouldn’t be a surprise, since Trump did meet with anti-vax activists in August, who reported that he was “extremely educated on our issues.”  Trump has repeatedly suggested in interviews, tweets and during debates that he sees some link between childhood vaccinations and autism, despite the lack of any scientific evidence supporting such a link.

For some reason, this reminds me of the 2006 conference that Iran had  in which “experts” from around the world spoke about the scientific evidence they had that the Holocaust never happened. The expert from the U.S. was David Duke. Nuf sed.

If you’re wondering if any Republicans will voice an “opinion” that maybe immunologists know what they’re doing, forget it. The best you’ll get is “I have an open mind about it – the jury is still out”. Just think back to the 2008 Republican primary debate where the candidates raised their hands to indicate a belief in creationism. It came up after Rick Perry, our next Energy Secretary, told a kid in NH that evolution was just a theory that was out there. Here’s a breakdown of how the candidates answered the evolution “question” at the time.

As long as we’re clearing up some old fake news and ideological science, I think maybe we should try to get to the bottom of the long-running controversy about the alleged “fact” that the earth is round.  Who knows what the truth really is about this?

Anyway, we may be safe for the moment. Trump appears to have walked back the notion that he is appointing RFK Jr. to anything right now.

rfk-tweet

But here is the interesting thing about all this: I can no longer remember even the last few outrages that have come at a rate of at least one a day for months. Something about nepotism, maybe? Russian hacking? Ethics? Conflicts of interest? Don’t know, don’t care. None of them matter any more. They never happened. Vaccines and autism – that’s what’s important now!

The Light Dawns

I could not for the life of me figure out why the Republicans wanted so badly to do away with the Office of Government Ethics (O.G.E.) last week. They tried to do it without public comment, and literally in the middle of the night. Why?

Today I know. It’s because they want to make sure that Trump’s cabinet of billionaires is installed with no resistance at cursory hearings. Cabinet appointees have, in the past, been required to file a Form 278 with the O.G.E., a detailed and complicated form  that lists stock holdings, business interests, board seats and other arrangements benefiting them, spouses, minor children, business partners or potential employers. This is to make sure that no conflicts of interests arise.

The O.G.E. process is complicated for wealthy individuals with lots of investments and properties. Penny Pritzker, a Hyatt Hotels heir now serving as commerce secretary, filed a 278 form that was 184 pages long, and she agreed to sell stakes in more than 200 entities. This was the way things were done in the Obama administration, creating an exceptionally scandal-free eight years.

These House Republicans are shameless. They hated Julian Assange and Russia six months ago, now they love them and take their version of events as gospel while questioning our own intelligence agencies. Why? Because the man-baby says that’s the way it will be and the man-baby is a Republican, or so he says.

Someone said the way to solve the Obama-care repeal dilemma (i.e. removing something that works without replacing it with anything at all), would be to simply rename it Trump-care. You know how he loves to see his name on things. Let the man-baby “Republican” have the glory and we’ll keep the insurance!

They couldn’t stand the idea of even meeting with a perfectly well-qualified, moderate Supreme Court nominee, Merrick Garland, because a Democrat nominated him, but they’ll bend over backwards to ram unqualified, inappropriate people through when nominated by a Republican.

What next? Maybe they’ll propose a law that makes being a Democrat a crime. Or suggest life imprisonment for “insulting” the presidency (when held by a Republican, that is).

Anyway, if you want to read a little more about this whole thing of vetting cabinet nominees for conflicts, click on one of these articles:

 

Biggest lies, biggest prize

Remember in 2011 when Trump sent his crack team of investigators to Hawaii to get the real truth about Obama’s birth?  Man, how he milked it – every night on TV, every day in the papers and on the net.

“I have people that have been studying it and they cannot believe what they’re finding,” Trump said on NBC at the time. Right. They can’t. And they didn’t find anything. And they didn’t exist.

“We’re looking into it very, very strongly. At a certain point in time I’ll be revealing some interesting things,” Trump blithely blathered on CNN’s American Morning.

Of course he never produced anything. He also never admitted there was nothing to produce. He also never gave up the fiction that he had knowledge on the subject that others didn’t.

Only in September 2016 did he grudgingly say that Obama was an American, something  everybody (except most Republicans) had already known for years. Speaking at the opening of his new Washington D.C. hotel, he tacked these words on at the end,  “President Barack Obama was born in the United States”  This was all he had by way of explanation after years of preposterous lying.

I really, really hate bringing Hitler into these Trump discussions, but when talking about The Big Lie, you have to. Hitler invented it in 1925, and you just can’t pretend otherwise. Dictating Mein Kampf he talked about the use of a lie so “colossal” that no one would believe that someone “could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously.” He explained it this way:

“…in the big lie there is always a certain force of credibility; because the broad masses of a nation are always more easily corrupted in the deeper strata of their emotional nature than consciously or voluntarily; and thus in the primitive simplicity of their minds they more readily fall victims to the big lie than the small lie, since they themselves often tell small lies in little matters but would be ashamed to resort to large-scale falsehoods. It would never come into their heads to fabricate colossal untruths, and they would not believe that others could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously. Even though the facts which prove this to be so may be brought clearly to their minds, they will still doubt and waver and will continue to think that there may be some other explanation. For the grossly impudent lie always leaves traces behind it, even after it has been nailed down, a fact which is known to all expert liars in this world and to all who conspire together in the art of lying.

Today, Trump is at it again. Using language almost identical to that of his Birther Period, Trump is saying that the 17 security agencies, including the FBI and the CIA, who have concluded that the Russians interfered with the election are wrong. On Saturday, he said he knew “things that other people don’t know” about the hacking, and that the information would be revealed “on Tuesday or Wednesday.”

Last week, he sent Kellyanne Conway out to say that the sanctions Obama had implemented against the Russians were actually directed at Trump. Basically the message here is that, for the incoming Trump administration, Democrats are the enemy of the U.S. and Russia is our ally in the fight against this enemy.

What I don’t understand is why say anything at all? The election is over. The hacking report is not going to change the result, and no one is claiming that it will. There is no longer any pressing need to discredit Obama or Democrats or anyone else.

Trump’s idiotic statements on the subject are more of the same combative nonsense that we heard throughout the campaign. It was effective then, but the job now is different: then the job was to get elected, and now it’s to bring the country together and lead all of us, including critics and including non-partisan independent agencies of the government that you’ll have to work with over the next four years, and who have no anti-Trump motive at this point.

Manbaby, you’ve already won the biggest prize. Stop already with the biggest lies.

Do we need a two-state solution?

There’s a place where the population is perpetually at war with itself. Two opposite world-views are tearing the place apart.  Two cultures are colliding. Battle lines are drawn and both sides are dug into their positions more obstinately than ever.

An entrenched culture that did things its same old way for centuries is being displaced by an alien culture with different values. The first group is not well educated or “cosmopolitan”. They are conservative, religious, rural, agrarian, patriarchal, and resistant to change. They see the intruders as over-educated, cosmopolitan, liberal, infidels, urban, industrial, matriarchal, and changing things that shouldn’t be changed.

I’m speaking, of course, of North Carolina. Can the two sides there live together?  Must one be absorbed by the other? Or must they be divided into two states to keep the peace?

North Carolina has been in the news a couple of times this week. First, their legislature met in a last-minute behind-closed door session and passed laws limiting the power of the incoming governor, a Democrat who, after a very close election, is replacing a Republican incumbent. The laws are unprecedented and assure that Republicans will retain power.

This news is really troubling and makes North Carolina seem like a crazy, out-of-control, and very un-American place. If you are a Republican, a Democrat is your enemy, disguised as your neighbor and fellow citizen. If he somehow wins an election, a way must be found to thwart him anyway.

The other news story out of North Carolina was that its legislature met for nine hours, also in a closed door session, and decided not to repeal the absurd “Bathroom Bill”, or HB2, that has been costing the state’s economy a lot of money, and making North Carolina an object ridicule for many people. The bill says, among other things, that you have to use the bathroom corresponding to the sex indicated on your birth certificate.

For people who don’t have much of a stake in this and don’t follow such things very closely (i.e. most of us), HB2 seemed like an absurd and gratuitous shot at the LGBT community, coming out of nowhere and a “solution” to an apparently non-existent problem. Yes, we get that some people are not entirely comfortable using a particular bathroom. And we also get that others would be uncomfortable if they switched.

But is anyone’s life going to be made miserable/tolerable by the passage/repeal of this stupid thing? Can’t these issues be resolved by individuals as needed? Will they have armed guards checking birth certificates at the entry to public restrooms in NC now? Has anyone been arrested over this? Has there been an epidemic of wrong-bathroom use that has harmed the population?

In short, WTF is this really about?

Well, to the supporters of the law, it’s about some things the Civil War was about, and most things the presidential election was about. The federal government was trying to impose its will on the state. Liberals were forcing their agenda on conservatives. People who believed there was no difference between men and women and gender was a made-up thing were bullying people who didn’t. Outsiders were disrupting a traditional way of life that locals liked just fine.

It started in April 2014 when the feds issued “guidance” on sexual assault for schools that receive Title IX funding. The guidance was that “Title IX’s sex discrimination prohibition extends to claims of discrimination based on gender identity or failure to conform to stereotypical notions of masculinity or femininity” and that “the actual or perceived sexual orientation or gender identity of the parties does not change a school’s obligations”

In other words, transgender people are protected from discrimination under the law.

A few months later LGBT leaders also sought to extend Charlotte’s non-discrimination ordinances to include some new protected classes: marital and familial status, sexual orientation, and gender identity and expression. The City Council ultimately votes 7-4 to add the language to the ordinances.

In March, 2016, Republican legislators convene a special session to overturn the Charlotte ordinance. They go far beyond the bathroom issue and, in one day, enact HB2, a bill that basically nullifies every nondiscrimination ordinance ever passed by any local government in the state.

Reactionaries gonna react.

The war of words escalates and positions harden. The ACLU files suit against NC. Bruce Springsteen cancels a concert. The Justice Department tells the Governor that HB2 violates civil rights law. The Governor sues the Justice Department. The NBA announces it will relocate its 2017 All-Star game. The U.S. District court rules in favor of a UNC transgender student who wants the system to refuse to enforce HB2. The NCAA announces it will move scheduled championships to other states. Corporations announce they are reconsidering North Carolina as a site for their operations.

Hundreds of millions of dollars are potentially lost to the North Carolina economy. What to do? Should they repeal HB2? And by doing so give in to the Muslim-Socialist agenda of the illegitimate president, just for a couple of dollars? Tough one.

This week they held a special session of the legislature to discuss repeal. Republican state law-makers and Democratic leaders in Charlotte had apparently struck a deal under which the city would repeal the local ordinance, and in return, state lawmakers would repeal HB2.

But the repeal failed and we’re back to where we started: it’s a Civil War that cannot be won. This time it’s not the Blue and Gray, but the Blue and Red. One side can never convince the other of the rightness of its own position and wrongness of the other. No compromise is possible. Brother against brother. Which side are you on?

 

 

 

Out with the old

I watched Obama’s last press conference yesterday and was yet again struck by how calm, thoughtful, fair-minded, moderate, and intelligent he is. And what a very good president he has been.

The economy has recovered under his watch, adding 36,000 jobs per week over eight years. Financial markets have rebounded. He has limited our military adventurism. As he promised, he tried hard to close Gitmo. He presided over the successful raid that ended bin Laden. He can be forgiven for the crime of getting health insurance for 20-30 million people who didn’t have it before. He did all these things and many more in the face of absurd obstructionism and vilification

During the press conference, he repeated that the biggest threat we face is losing sight of who we are as a nation, gently chiding his republican critics who have eviscerated him for not being tougher on Putin, but who now, according to a recent poll, think Putin is more trustworthy and reliable than democrats.

The mercurial and petulant man-baby that will soon replace him is an entirely different animal. The new president will have the nuclear codes and the authority to unilaterally launch a strike at will.

According to Seth Baum, the executive director of the Global Catastrophic Risk Institute, Trump’s election makes it more likely that humanity will perish in a catastrophic event of some kind, because his intentions are secret. Writing in the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists, Baum said Trump’s “tendency toward erratic behavior, combined with a mix of difficult geopolitical challenges ahead, mean the probability of a nuclear launch order will be unusually high.”

It’s the “his intentions are secret” thing we need to worry about most. What Trump says does not actually reveal what he intends, which is the essential characteristic of “bullshit”. Trump is a classic example of a bullshitter.

In his seminal essay, “On Bullshit”, Harry Frankfurt distinguished bullshitters from liars. He said,

Since bullshit need not be false, it differs from lies in its misrepresentational intent. The bullshitter may not deceive us, or even intend to do so, either about the facts or about what he takes the facts to be. What he does necessarily attempt to deceive us about is his enterprise. His only indispensably distinctive characteristic is that in a certain way he misrepresents what he is up to.

It is impossible for someone to lie unless he thinks he knows the truth. Producing bullshit requires no such conviction. A person who lies is thereby responding to the truth, and he is to that extent respectful of it. When an honest man speaks, he says only what he believes to be true; and for the liar, it is correspondingly indispensable that he considers his statements to be false. For the bullshitter, however, all these bets are off: he is neither on the side of the true nor on the side of the false. His eye is not on the facts at all, as the eyes of the honest man and of the liar are, except insofar as they may be pertinent to his interest in getting away with what he says. He does not care whether the things he says describe reality correctly. He just picks them out, or makes them up, to suit his purpose.

It’s going to be a tense four years. I predict Trump will do away with press conferences entirely, as he needs them no more than he needs daily security briefings. We will not have a chance to compare his performance under that difficult spotlight with that of Obama. He has said he will continue to communicate his thoughts via twitter, and this will have to suffice.

Every morning we will awake to something no one had foreseen. An angry response to a negative restaurant review, perhaps, or perhaps a tweet that ends the world.

 

Syria: All vs. Everyone

Having a hard time figuring out who the good guys are in Syria? It’s unbelievably complex. That’s why there’s no good “solution”, political or military. Also, there are no clear, achievable objectives for us that could shape a coherent policy and that’s why we’ll be the loser no matter who is deemed the winner. Even if we stay out of it, we’ll be someone’s enemy.

Above all, it’s too complex for Trump. You can’t sum this thing up in a tweet.

The first thing to know is it’s not ISIS vs. The West. This would be a convenient explanation and one that is very attractive to  Trump: a simple, patriotic narrative that would energize our military and that our population would support. And it’s what is being put forward by Trump’s man-crush, Vladimir Putin. For Putin, anyone who opposes Assad is a terrorist. Trump ran on a platform of “bombing the shit out of ISIS”.

Apart from the Syrians themselves, there are five countries involved, each with it’s own set of interests: Iran, Saudi Arabia, Turkey, Russia, and the U.S.

Turkey wants to keep Kurdish separatists in check, both in Syria and Iraq. They supported anti-Assad rebels early on and would like to see him gone.

Iran wants to prop up Assad to maintain its access to Lebanon, where its client, Hezbollah, opposes Israel, whose nuclear weapons Iran fears. Also, maintaining Shiite control of Syria’s Sunni majority  increases Iran’s regional influence. Assad is a member of the Shiite Alawite sect.

Russia also wants to prop up Assad. Syria is one of Russia’s few allies and buys weapons from them. Syria contains Russia’s only military base outside the former Soviet Union.

Saudi Arabia wants to check the spread of Iranian power. Saudi Arabia and Iran are the two regional proxies in the never ending conflict of Sunni vs, Shia.

The U.S. would like to see Assad gone. We’ve given weapons to the “rebels” (hopefully the good ones) and the Kurds in order to fight ISIS.

Lots more explanation here.

syria

Within Syria, you’ve got the weak Assad government and its Alawite followers. You’ve got anti-Assad “rebels” who are the remnants of the Arab Spring. You’ve got Syrian Kurds, the Sunni civilian majority, factions within the military, a variety of extremist groups battle-hardened from fighting in Iraq. And you’ve got ISIS, which seems composed mainly of foreign kids that have been lured into the mess by Jihadist propaganda.

As is the nature of all things in the middle east, each sect, tribe, gang, and family has its own interests, and as time has gone on, each has felt more threatened by reprisals from all the others. The factions have become smaller, more numerous, and more intractable. Assad’s indiscriminate bombing of cities is the most extreme example of this splintering – everyone who is not part of his clique is his enemy.

aleppo

Aleppo

What to do? Who knows. When it’s over, it won’t be over. There will be vendettas and plots, executions and assassinations. If Assad remains, he will be the president of nothing with enemies all around.

But I am quite confident that, before then, the man-baby will find a way to make it worse.

Gravity is just a theory

Right. Newton’s Theory of Gravitation is a theory. It attempts to explain a phenomenon which we can all easily observe.  Everyone agrees that something, let’s call it “gravity”, keeps us from flying up into the air willy-nilly.  Even mentally ill people.  Even religious fundamentalists.  Even, and here I’m on thinner ice, Republicans.

Let’s not confuse ourselves by saying gravity is “just” a theory, or the jury is still out, or reasonable people disagree, or whatever.

I can find you a “scientist” who is willing to go on record as saying that tobacco has not been proven to be a risk factor for cancer.  It takes some doing, but, if you start with the Tobacco Institute, you can get it done.  Since some people who smoke don’t, in fact, get cancer, it’s “just” a theory (supported by a mountain of evidence).

It’s a little harder to find a scientist who will say human activity is unrelated to the observable phenomenon of climate change, but there are apparently 27 of them that have been identified.

I won’t question their integrity here by revealing who is paying for their “research”.  It doesn’t matter.  What matters is the overwhelming majority of scientists agree that human activity is accelerating climate change.

This, of course, makes no difference to most Republicans, or to the president-elect, and certainly not to his transition team aide, Anthony Scaramucci.  Speaking on CNN, Scaramucci said that the scientific community “gets a lot of things wrong”.

He said,  in the past “there was an overwhelming science that the Earth was flat”, and  “there was an overwhelming science that we were the center of the world.”

OK, there’s really no point in arguing with the willfully ignorant.  I get that.  But let me just get one quick point in here.  It is simply not the case that there was “overwhelming science”  showing the earth was flat or the sun revolved around it.  There was overwhelming superstition and religious conviction that these things were true.  The mission of science is to either prove or disprove them.

He said the “Trump team wanted common sense solutions – non-ideological”.

That’s the heart of the problem right there: to these idiots, science is ideological.  And why shouldn’t they think that?  After all, if you can fund a scientific study that shows tobacco is not so bad, well, that kind of proves science is for sale, right?

Who knows?  With enough funding, maybe we can disprove the Theory of Gravitation.  And we’ll all fly away.

Press conference? I’d rather tweet.

Why should there be a problem if a president wanted to use Twitter instead of some other media to make an announcement, change or clarify policy, or even pick a fight. Is it so different from making a speech?

Yes, it’s different, and, yes, it’s a problem.

First of all, you have only 140 characters to say your piece. Can you really make international policy in 140 characters? Can you even use full words? Is there any room for nuance? Can you avoid ambiguity? No, no, no, and no. But it’s perfect for someone with a limited attention span.

Second, if you make a speech, you have a speech writer. You have editors. You make second and third drafts. You pass it by your advisers. You vet your points and choose your words carefully, particularly on foreign policy matters. With Twitter, none of this happens. Got a brilliant idea while sitting on the toilet? Tweet! Perfect for someone who is impulsive and always right.

Third, not only don’t you have to consult with others before tweeting, you don’t have to answer any questions after tweeting. Or if you do choose to answer questions, you can say it was a joke or you were misunderstood or it was locker room talk or you were speaking as an entertainer and not as an official or they started it or whatever. And you do it on Fox”news”. It’s the opposite of a press conference where people try to pin you down and hold you to what you’ve said before. Twitter is a one-way medium if you want it to be. Perfect for someone who likes to make proclamations and give orders, but can’t take in any information.

Trump has given no press conferences since the election, but has often tweeted, even about matters that should be the domain of the president, not the president-elect.

He got himself (and, therefore all of us) in hot water by accepting a call from the president of Taiwan. Then someone apparently told him that we’ve had a one-China policy for fifty years, and the Chinese regard Taiwan as a province (where all the Nationalists fled after the 1949 revolution).

Of course, Trump can never be wrong, so let the tweeting begin. Trump doubles down, as always, and says the one-China policy is in play unless we get a better “deal”, blah blah blah. Goes on TV (Fox of course) talking about North Korea and a lot of other stuff he obviously just heard about five minutes ago.

But he’s  not dealing with Low-energy Jeb or Little Marco or Lyin’ Ted or Crooked Hillary here. China’s Global Times newspaper called him an ignorant child (should have said man-baby IMO) and said “The ‘one China’ policy cannot be bought and sold. Trump, it seems, only understands business and believes that everything has a price and that if he is strong enough he can buy and sell by force”. They said a “real crisis” would ensue if Trump kept this up.

I don’t see a good way out here. Maybe the China tiff will fizzle. I hope so. But no one is going to take away the man-baby’s Twitter now. They tried it once a couple of days before the election, but it didn’t “take”.

We’re in trouble.

Fake news, real consequences

With Trump and his team, you never know whether they’re putting out bullshit because it’s great strategy or because they actually believe it.

So, by now you all know that fake news was invented and disseminated by Michael G. Flynn of the Trump transition team. He put out the “news” that Hillary Clinton was running a child sex ring out of the back room of a pizza shop in D.C.

Makes sense, right? Why wouldn’t she? Many people were outraged by this and one idiot charged in and shot the place up.

Flynn is the son of Trump’s national security adviser selection, Michael T. Flynn. The senior Flynn also has a tenuous grip on reality and is known among colleagues for his “Flynn Facts”.

The New York Times and Washington Post debunked the fake news, but apparently not everyone reads those publications. Go figure.

But here’s the thing. Wouldn’t you think that after this, people would at least understand that this particular thing was made-up and that fake news has the potential to cause real havoc?

No. The internet doesn’t work that way. Instead, we have a new revelation. The shooter was an actor and  “the whole thing was a psyop” , a “false flag Hegelian dialectic problem-reaction-solution event”. Wake up, sheeple!

The engineers who conceived the internet knew it could be the greatest tool ever invented to share knowledge world-wide, a way to further understanding among disparate peoples across the globe, a place where facts would reign and everyone would have instantaneous access to them.

It hasn’t worked out that way. The internet is a firehouse blasting out disinformation, conspiracy theories, fake news, and lies. And the people who understand this best and can manipulate it to their advantage will lead us.

Sounds OK in English, doesn’t it?

Hail Victory! Hail Trump!

alt-right-nazi-salute

A group of clean-cut young Americans who love their country are enthusiastic about the incoming administration and want to make our country great – what’s wrong with that?

Don’t you want to make our country great, too? Are you opposed to making our country great? Are you opposed to our government? Maybe you aren’t very patriotic. Maybe you’re on the wrong side of the conflict here. Maybe you’re an enemy of America. Better watch yourself.

A perfectly normal young American guy, Richard Spencer wants to make America great again. Just like the incoming president does. Why should a fine young man like this have to keep his enthusiasm to himself? Isn’t he just saying the obvious, the thing we’re all thinking – that white lives matter?

spencer

It’s not like he’s some sort of evil fanatic, is it? I don’t see any weird little mustache or anything, do you?

Who can argue with his principles? Like he said, “America was until this past generation a white country designed for ourselves and our posterity. It is our creation, it is our inheritance, and it belongs to us.”   Or, “Our dream is a new society, an ethno-state that would be a gathering point for all Europeans. It would be a new society based on very different ideals than, say, the Declaration of Independence.”?

Spencer has every reason to  expect our new president to start in on the changes we need to make. This is what was promised during the campaign and this is why we voted for him.

And Trump has already done everything he could possibly do to discourage any inappropriate speech, so let’s get started. As Kellyanne Conway said on PBS Newshour last night, “Trump has been very clear in disavowing” any inappropriate speech.

Nothing left to say after that, right?

Hail Victory! Hail Trump!

Such a nasty woman

Kellyanne Conway is a piece of work.

Her latest thing is that Hillary and Obama should be responsible for calming the anti-Trump protests in Portland. No mention of what a few words from Trump might be able to accomplish, or, better yet, acknowledgement that we’re now reaping what Trump has sowed over the last year and a half.

Why is everyone on the Trump team still so angry? They won. It’s over. Enough with the name calling and finger pointing.

First of all, in terms of what Hillary or Obama could do, they have both given gracious speeches saying Trump is now the president of all of us and let’s give him a chance, and his success is America’s success.

In Hillary’s case, I can’t imagine how she did it after all the bloodthirsty “Lock Her Up” chanting. In Obama’s case, same thing – five years of Birtherism and a lot of other crap from Trump. But they did it, and they meant it.

Second, Hillary is a private citizen with no authority to “calm” anything. And the protesters in Portland are not pro-Hillary, but anti-Trump.

Obama might have the authority to, what, send in the National Guard? Maybe this is the martial-law approach Trump will be taking to any legitimate exercise of first amendment rights, but not Obama. And as for property damage, etc., yes, if a crime has been committed, let due process kick in as we always have (and hope to have over the next four years).

But the real issue here is Trump’s responsibility for this nascent civil war. Hillary never incited violence against those who opposed her at campaign events. Hillary never incited violence against her opponent personally.  It’s hard to remember now all the incendiary things Trump said and encouraged during the campaign. It’s hard to remember all the dog whistles. It’s hard to remember the wink-wink tacit approval of his supporters’ hate speech and talk of “action” if he lost.

This is the climate that Trump created and thrived in. This is the country we now live in. If he had lost a close election, how would he have reacted to the suggestion that he would then be responsible for calming protests against Clinton’s election?

Is it Kellyanne Conway’s “job” to forget all that? To deny who her boss is and what he has done? To imply Clinton was actually the one responsible for this climate, and now must act to mitigate it?

Such a nasty woman.

Flying pigs clash with locusts

Chicago’s Near North neighborhood was virtually paralyzed this morning, Nov. 3, 2016. The streets were filled with the carcasses of pigs and locusts that had exhausted themselves while competing for air space over the Chicago area shortly after midnight.

Authorities are attempting to determine how pigs could have been flying in the first place, and whether there is any indication that this may signal further unprecedented, and perhaps ominous, events.

“Bill Clinton did it, too, but worse”.

A. Bill Clinton is not on the ballot.

B. We already paid a high price for Clinton’s antics. Gore couldn’t run on the accomplishments of Clinton’s eight years because of the indiscretions, so we wound up with Bush instead.

C. “Why are you upset with me when you gave Bill Clinton a pass?” A pass? WTF are you talking about? They fucking IMPEACHED the guy!

D. Actually, “they” didn’t impeach him, Republicans impeached him, i.e. the same people now defending Trump. Democrats didn’t much care about personal things then and they don’t much now. It’s the Republican hypocrisy that’s at issue.

E. “My transgressions were words, Bill’s were actions.” Again, we agree we won’t vote for Bill Clinton in this election. But, to be clear, your words were bragging about your actions.

F. Clinton’s transgressions might have been a sin, but yours were a crime. Clinton’s “victims” were all in love with him – the sex was consensual. In your case, we’re talking about assault. None of your accusers consented. You, sir, are a pig.

G. “It’s just locker room talk”. Yeah, no. Not really. I’ve been in a few locker rooms over the years and I’ve never heard any one say. “I wish I had a lot of money so I could grab strangers by the pussy and they’d just let me.” Maybe that’s what they’re saying in Brunei or Riyadh or some such. I don’t know. But I’ve never heard it here.

H. And if I ever DID hear that said in a locker room, the last thing I would think is  “By Jove, that fellow should run for President!”. The first thing I would think would be, “Christ, what an asshole.”.