The Future is Now

I really, really hope I’m wrong about this, but it feels to me like Trump is going to be president again. The election is still 16 months away and, of course, anything might happen between now and then. But even if he doesn’t win, Congress is behaving as if he has won already. They’re obeying in advance.

This week, the Republican controlled House has presaged the coming Revenge Administration with two unbelievably cowardly and weak actions, more about which momentarily.

First, a word on why I think Tweety redux, or maybe I should say “Truthy” redux, is in the offing. His path to the nomination is clear to me – the script is the same as it was in 2016. His mesmerized and cast-in-concrete base is, say, 40% of Republican primary voters. OK, you say, so that leaves 60% who will vote against him.

Not so fast.

If there are 16 other Republican candidates, as there were in 2016, they would have to split that 60% between them, and also split the potential donor and PAC money between them. Trump would pick them off one by one as he did with Little Marco, Lyin’ Ted, Low Energy Jeb, Horseface Carly, and so on. But this time is different, you say, since the Super-Pacs and Dark Money forces have already come out against him, and have already run attack ads.

Well, that’s a ray of hope, I guess, but Trump doesn’t need ads and isn’t particularly hurt by them. He has social media, crazy right wing media, and “lamestream media” all to himself, each salivating to give him as much free air as he wants any time he feels like calling for the end of the constitution or referring to the Biden “crime family”. “All Trump All The Time” is their motto whenever he wants it to be. They haven’t learned a thing except Trump = ratings = dollars.

Moreover, attacking Trump is the wrong way to spend your money. The right way would be to pick an alternative and pump that person up. The anti-Trump forces haven’t done that yet, and the longer they wait, the harder it will be.

But he can’t win the general election, you’ll say. He’s a loser as everyone knows and all those independents, suburban and country-club Republicans, and Trump-haters of every ilk will stop him. Are you sure? Remember, you all said the same thing in 2016. And in 2020, it was only his mis-handling of Covid along with the usual throw-the-bums-out anti-incumbent sentiment that just barely got rid of him. And even then we almost had to have a civil war to show him the door.

I say “barely” got rid of him because, although he lost the popular vote by 7 million, it’s only the ridiculous Electoral College that matters. If he had only won Arizona, Georgia and Wisconsin, each of which was lost by the tiniest of margins, he would have retained office. Fun fact: Biden did not get 50% of the vote in any of those three states.

And Trump will have had four years of lying and bullying to make sure it doesn’t happen again. Election deniers have been promoted, emboldened and very nearly elected to state-wide office in Arizona. In Georgia, intimidation and voter-registration laws might be the difference this time. And in Wisconsin, well, the usual throw-the-bums-out anti-incumbent sentiment might just do it. They’re asking themselves right now, “Do we really want to see President Kamala Harris any time soon?” And if not Wisconsin, maybe Pennsylvania or Michigan, which could also be up for grabs.

And if the worst happens in November 2024? Trump’s obsession and over-arching policy will be to destroy the “deep state”, i.e. anyone drawing a federal paycheck who is a registered Democrat or even a Republican who has not sufficiently praised him. Or one that has perhaps implied at some point that Biden did actually win in 2020. This will be the first step toward achieving the Trumpublican dream of a one-party state beholden to its Supreme Leader.

This brings me back to the cowardly and despicable Republican House, which is already deeply in fear of the coming purge and feels compelled to show its loyally to the Truthy agenda now, so as to try to save their skins two years from now. They’ve obeyed in advance.

On Wednesday the House censured Adam Schiff for leading the first impeachment prosecution. Schiff also served on the committee investigating the January 6, 2021 insurrection, and has been in Trump’s sights for a long time, earning the epithet “Little Adam Schitt”. He had already been kicked off the Intelligence Committee earlier this year by Speaker Kevin McCarthy. Schiff is a truly honorable and courageous man, in my opinion, and this is just a disgrace. In response to the censure, Schiff said, “You honor me with your enmity”.

And on Thursday, House Republicans moved to strip security clearance from any official who signed a 2020 statement suggesting that the release of Hunter Biden’s emails had all the earmarks of a Russian disinformation campaign. This list includes more than 50 former intelligence officials, including CIA directors Mike Hayden, Leon Panetta and John Brennan. It’s really unbelievable. And just a quick reminder: the people who are deciding about this “issue” include George Santos, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, and Matt Gaetz, among other leading statesmen.

Twice impeached, indicted by New York State and the Federal Government, head of an organization found guilty of criminal tax fraud, personally found guilty of sexual abuse, and still ahead of his closest rival by 30% in today’s national polling.

It’s clear that we’re never going to be rid of this cancer, and it just might be the end of our current form of government. Trump actually could be president again. It CAN happen here.

Winners and Losers

Yesterday I wrote that Trump is, in effect, above the law. My thesis was that fines and the threat of imprisonment have never had any mitigating effect on his behavior in the past, and that he simply ignores verdicts against him. I said that federal indictments wouldn’t negatively impact his plans to become president again, and will actually help him in his lifelong effort to cast himself as a victim, always being treated “unfairly”.

When I wrote that, I didn’t know what was actually in the indictment that had been handed down the previous evening, and suggested that the only real hope for some relief against Trump’s assault on the “rule of law” was that he might be charged under  18 U.S.C. § 2071(b), the penalty for which includes being disqualified from holding public office.

It didn’t happen. The indictment is now unsealed. He was charged with 37 counts of various aspects of mishandling sensitive documents, the penalties for all of which are just fines or possible imprisonment. If you haven’t figured it out yet, GOML is here to guide you: Trump isn’t going to jail for any of this, and anyway none of it will be fully resolved until well after the next election. His tried-and-true strategy of delaying, counter-suing, appealing and exhausting the resources of his pursuers will clearly prevail once more.

If a Democrat is elected, this will all be a side-show of some entertainment value, but no real impact on government (apart from any new MAGA-fueled insurrections, of course). And any Republican who gains the presidency will simply have their Justice Department drop the charges, which they are already claiming to be judicial overreach for what, in their view, is a violation equivalent to failing to return an overdue library book.

The more problematic reality if a Republican won would be that we’d have another Republican administration, with or without Trump, free to pursue all their nutty obsessions. Who knows what would rise to the top of their agenda? A war on libraries? A national dress code? Addressing climate change by deploying the Space Force to get rid of those pesky Jewish space lasers once and for all?

So what is the actual impact of these goings-on? Well, the first thing to note is that none of it will change anyone’s mind about Trump. In this already hyper-polarized environment, these proceedings are just gasoline on the fire.

The big winners? Trump and all the news outlets. Trump wins because he again has the only thing he really values – the limelight. All anybody is talking about now is Trump, Trump, Trump. Perfect bliss for the man-baby! He’s absolutely thrilled with his poll numbers now, which are spiking since the indictment.

And the news outlets win, both the pro-Trump and anti-Trump organizations, because they don’t really care about news at all or even know what it is anymore. The fact that you all know what I mean when I refer to pro- or anti-Trump news organizations is proof that “news” isn’t really what it used to be – objectively curated and reported. All they care about now is ratings because ratings translate to profits, and Trump is, in fact, a ratings machine. You may have already forgotten about the FoxNews/Dominion case, in which it was revealed that Fox knew all along that the “rigged election” story was nonsense, but since their viewers didn’t want to hear that, they promoted lies instead. This is the definition of “News” for profit.

The big losers? All the rest of us.

Donald Trump is, in fact, above the law

I’m writing this the morning after a federal grand jury indicted Trump on a number of counts of something or other, apparently related to violation of the Espionage Act and obstruction of justice. Another brilliant “first” for the man-baby! The charges are connected to the mishandling of classified documents at Mar-A-Lago, and the penalty for violating the Espionage Act is theoretically up to 10 years per count, although past violators have received much less.

Details of the charges will be known at some point, but it doesn’t really matter. The case will be tried in Florida, and if you think a Florida jury is going to put Trump in jail for five minutes, I know of a fantastic digital “investment” you’re sure to be interested in.

Without jail time, any other outcome is a victory for Trump, whatever the verdict.

Even if the impossible happened and he was sentenced to jail, he would never serve time because he would be president or dead by the time the tsunami of appeals he would file had been adjudicated. Also, becoming president would give him the ability to pardon himself, as he has already claimed the power to do, or simply instruct his Justice Department to drop the case. If some other Republican was president, say Pence or DeSantis or even Christie or Haley, that president would also pardon him. They have already gone on record as saying the indictment is inappropriate to begin with, and, as a glimpse into the near future, have all voiced support in one form or another for pardoning the January 6th insurrectionists.

And penalties other than jail, such as fines, are a joke. First of all, Trump started fund-raising off the indictment news five minutes after it hit, so if he ever did pay a fine, it wouldn’t be with his own money. And, of course, any payment would be explained as a convenience settlement of a nuisance case, rather than any admission of guilt. This is how the Bragg indictments for falsifying business records in New York will finally play out, months or years from now, in the unlikely event Bragg actually wins in court.

Secondly, he typically just refuses to pay fines, like so many other debts he’s incurred, knowing that no one will enforce payment. Who is going to knock on his door and turn out his pockets? Clarence Thomas? Trump has proven himself to be above the law simply by ignoring it.

This is how it is already working in the E. Jean Carroll rape case that Trump just “lost” in New York. Trump was found guilty of sexually abusing and defaming Carroll, but, importantly, was not found guilty of raping her, and was fined a bit less than $5 million. So what does he do? The very next day he goes on CNN and defames her some more, repeating that her story is “fake”, etc., the very defamation he just got convicted of the day before!

And as for the $5 million? Carroll will never see a nickel of it. First of all his lawyers have already petitioned the court to reduce the fine to a couple of hundred thousand (which he will also refuse to pay), and have further moved to toss the whole case out. Their argument is that he couldn’t be guilty of defaming her by saying the rape story was fake since, in fact, rape was not proved at trial.

So what’s her next move – what can she do to stop the nightmare? She’s going to sue him again, this time asking for $10 million in damages. She will incur an additional metric shit-ton of legal fees, and even if she “wins” she will still be out of pocket. Trump doesn’t even pay his own lawyers, so there is no way he’ll pay hers. And then there’s the emotional cost of the aggravation and exhaustion incurred by dedicating the rest of her life to trying to get Trump to admit to anything at all.

It’s just another case of what we’ve been saying for years: Trump’s epitaph will be “Often caught, never punished”. He emerges from this stronger in the eyes of his adoring cult, a victim of headline grabbers and book floggers who are always trying to benefit from the glory of having been close to Trump, or as Trump would have it, making up a story about being close to him. And, after all, the only thing he was found “guilty” of was what he’s been bragging about doing for years, i.e. grabbing them by the you-know-what. Nothing to see here, folks, but the never-ending witch hunt. The unending persecution of Donald Trump is The Crime of the Century.

Trump is above the law. He actually revels in suing and being sued and has been involved in close to five thousand court actions in his career. You can indict him, impeach him, or whatever you want to do. He simply loves fighting, and never pays a price for it.

So is there any hope for the “justice” that many of us would like to see? Not really. Resistance is pretty much futile. I will throw out one remote possibility for you today, though. I’m not holding my breath and you shouldn’t either, but here goes.

Although threats of jail time and fines are worthless, there is one penalty that might make a difference and to which he might have some exposure. I’m talking about subsection (b) of 18 U.S.C. § 2071, which says that any custodian of a public record who “willfully and unlawfully conceals, removes, mutilates, obliterates, falsifies, or destroys (any record) shall be fined not more than $2,000 or imprisoned not more than three years, or both; and shall forfeit his office and be disqualified from holding any office under the United States.” (Bolding is mine)

Wouldn’t you feel just a little bit better about the whole years-long clown show if somehow this could come to pass?

Broad Daylight of the Long Knives

Godwin’s Law says:

“As a discussion on the Internet grows longer, the likelihood of a person’s being compared to Hitler or another Nazi reference, increases.”

The idea has a corollary in Leo Strauss’s idea of Reductio ad Hitlerum, or “Playing the Hitler Card”, which, according to the Wiki, is “an attempt to invalidate someone else’s position on the basis that the same view was held by Adolf Hitler or the Nazi Party. One example would be that since Hitler was against smoking, this implies that someone who is against smoking is a Nazi”.

Today, I am introducing Stewie’s Law, which says:

“When someone points out that a person is, in some important way, worse than Hitler, that person will be deemed not credible and a Nazi sympathizer, even when the point made is demonstrably true and the person making it is demonstrably not a Nazi sympathizer.  The point will therefore be invalidated and ignored”.

And, when Stewie’s Law is used to defend the abhorrent Donald Trump, a corollary idea is often in play. Let’s call it “Incrementum ad Drumpfum”, or “Playing the Trump Card” to explain and excuse the inexplicable and inexcusable, resulting in the further accrual of power and wealth to Donald Trump.

OK, enough arcane academic references and made-up Latin phrases.  Time for a little arcane history. 

The Night of the Long Knives was a three day period in 1934 Germany when then-Chancellor Hitler ordered paramilitary units loyal to him, the SS and Gestapo, to murder his political rivals to consolidate his own power, making him the “supreme administrator of justice of the German people”, as he put it in a speech a few days later.

Estimates of how many perceived opponents were murdered range as high as 800 or more, and more than a thousand arrested. Hitler planned all this in secret, of course, calling it “Operation Hummingbird”, and carried out the crimes under cover of darkness.

Trump, on the other hand, commits many of his crimes out in the open, in broad daylight, insisting he has every legal right to do whatever it is and bragging about it all the while.

On January 6, 2021 he called paramilitary units loyal to him to attack the Capitol, fight like Hell, etc. etc. or they “wouldn’t have a country anymore”. The moronic Rudy Giuliani, then threw a little gasoline on the fire by exhorting the riled-up Trumpkins to “Trial by Combat”, whatever that’s supposed to be.

As with Hitler, Trump’s targets included some of his closest collaborators, as well as those who threatened him politically. Vice President Mike Pence was at the top of the list, singled out because of the disloyalty he showed (after four years of abject boot-licking) by not proclaiming that the already-certified electoral college vote was invalid.

The mob smashed into the Capitol and battled with police and security forces, causing many serious injuries and five deaths. Two other officers committed suicide shortly thereafter. As they flooded the offices in the building, they chanted “Hang Mike Pence”, and “Naaaaancy, where are you?”.

Can there really be any doubt that, had they found their targets, many of whom where cowering just steps away, murder would have ensued? If you believe the Supreme Leader has commanded you to do it, there is no fear of negative consequences. He’d just pardon everyone anyway.

A gallows had been hastily constructed outside for the purpose of lynching Pence. Think it’s all a joke?

Within days of the riot, impeachment articles had been drawn up in the House of Representatives for presentation to the Senate. You’ve probably already forgotten what happened next. Mitch McConnell, majority leader, asserted that the Senate would consider the articles only after a recess that would end on January 19th. In other words, he forced the issue to be tabled until arguments would occur only after Trump had left office.

Why is this important? Because it gave some (extremely thin) cover to Republican senators who were then able to cast their vote for acquittal based on the unconstitutionality of impeaching a no-longer-sitting President. They all said, “yes, of course Trump was guilty, but unfortunately our hands are tied by the technicality”.

This is extra-hypocritical, even for the party of unlimited hypocrisy, for many reasons, including that virtually all constitutional scholars agree that impeachment under these circumstances was completely legal. Moreover, a vote taken by those very same senators on the first day of the trial established that, yes, it was legal to impeach a President after he’s out and the proceedings could therefore begin.

None of it matters. Everyone understood that the fear these people have of Trump would trump (see what I did there?) morality, legality, and common sense in the end. They’re afraid of losing their jobs. That’s why only seven Republicans voted to convict, and only one of those, Lisa Murkowski, is running for re-election in 2022. The others have already experienced the blowback from their vote of conscience, which includes censure by their state parties.

On the subject of the fear of job loss, Nancy Pelosi made a great point. She said when she tries to recruit really good people to run for office, she often is told that they have many better opportunities than politics, including highly paid jobs currently held. She tells them, “yes, of course we understand that – we only want people who are highly skilled and in great demand to serve. You can always return to the private sector in great shape afterwards”.

Apparently, senate Republicans really have no better opportunities. Who else is going to give them a dedicated parking space at Reagan National Airport, or fantastic health care, franking privilege, extensive staff, etc. etc. They have to do and say whatever Trump wants them to if they want to hang on to all of that, no matter how it corrupts them.

So now, finally, to the application of Stewie’s Law. How is Trump worse than Hitler?

Hitler had a vision of what he wanted to achieve for the people of Germany and how he wanted to re-shape Europe. It was an insane, racist, murderous vison, but it was more than simply self aggrandizement and self-enrichment. Those things were a nice perk that followed, more or less incidentally, but they were not the motivation for all the lawlessness and depravity.

Although Trump’s rhetoric is similar to Hitler’s in its promise to Make America Great Again, it should now be crystal clear to all that there is ultimately no great vision for America here. The only real beneficiary of Trump’s “policies” is Trump. Everything he does, every word he speaks, every idea that pops into the mind of the Very Stable Genius, is driven by the desire for “Incrementum ad Drumpfum”.

And what use will all that power and wealth be put to in the end? Maybe finding a cure for malaria? Building libraries and hospitals? Endowing institutions of higher learning? Feeding the hungry?

No, the only use Trump’s wealth and power ever serves is the punishment and humiliation of his detractors. That’s it. I mean after all the toilets in Mar-a Lago have been upgraded to solid gold, of course.

Hitler used the regular kind, by the way.

Often Caught, Never Punished

That’s the story of Donald Trump’s life and the motto he relies on as he blunders through life, always “winning”.

You might think that with Twitter, the bully’s most powerful pulpit, no longer available to him, his ability to intimidate Congress and mainline nonsense into the veins of the mesmerized MAGA masses would be reduced. You’d be wrong.

What is it about this sociopath that makes him immune to criticism and beyond the reach of the law? He is so clearly a liar, a grifter, an imposter, and a danger to democracy. And yet, on he goes.

He is, among many other things:

The “billionaire” who hides his tax returns.
The “genius” who hides his college grades.
The “businessman” who bankrupted 3 casinos and lost over $1B in 10 years.
The “playboy” who pays for sex.
The “Christian” who doesn’t go to church.
The “philanthropist” who defrauds charity.
The “patriot” who dodged the draft and attacks veterans and their families.
The “innocent man” who refuses to testify.

Trump is the fool who knows more than all the generals, scientists, and diplomats, and yet is never called to answer for his misjudgments.

Many thought that, after the dust from this election season settled, the Republican crazy fever would finally break. They were overly optimistic, as always.

I can’t remember who said it recently, but it’s an interesting insight: “My greatest fear is not what will happen if Trump runs again and wins. It’s what will happen if he runs again and loses.”

The precedent has now been accepted. Whatever Trump commands, legal or illegal, is what we must accept. All bets are off.

Le Fin de l’Enfant

Or as Kurt, friend of the blog, recently put it, “Tweety est mort”.

Leaving

Today, it was the best of times. The perpetually aggrieved man-baby skulked off the presidential stage in a fog of fury, resentment, choler, and confusion. His Twitter, the bullhorn-sized baby-monitor from which there has been no escape or peace for over four years, had finally been disconnected. If only this had been done when we first called for it here three and a half years ago, perhaps the country would be a bit less inclined towards self-immolation now.

Biden managed to remain standing until inauguration day. Sadly, there were times when I wondered if he could or would.

His team is assembled and ready for work, chock-a-block with highly visible (and competent) LGBQT* folks, People of Color, and myriad others from the various veins and factions of political identity that have been flailing helplessly against the constant insults and mockery of the Trump “administration”.

Signals have been sent that many of Trump’s most misguided policy initiatives will be reversed on day one of the new administration. We will rejoin the Paris climate accords, rescind Trump’s Muslim travel ban, and so on. These “policies” achieved nothing of substance, yet somehow burnished Trump’s credentials among his huge cult as a heroic force, fighting against the feminization of all aspects of culture and for the reclamation of America’s lost freedoms. They were the refutation of Obama-era inclusiveness, one-worldism and concomitant loss of American Exceptionalism that had ruined the country from their point of view. Trump had “corrected” this for them, at least temporarily.

The incoming administration is setting the table anew for the accusations that the country has been stolen from its “rightful owners”, those middle-aged white men who, in a long lost and mostly-imaginary Eden, could feed their families with a single blue-collar paycheck without any needless back-talk or sass from the little woman, and without being called deplorable or racist or homophobic or anything else by people who never built anything with their own hands in their miserable, liberal lives. Only Trump understood them, they thought, though they never understood what he thought of them.

And it was the worst of times.

Gone, but not forgotten. Gone, but not gone. Trump is now more than ever the undisputed God of his mesmerized minions. Where he goes, they go. What he says he wants, they are commanded to do.

He leaves the stage with 400,000 already dead from Covid-19, clearly another media hoax meant to take him down, and one that he both scrupulously and unscrupulously ignored in the months after his election loss. Of course, he pretty much ignored it before then as well, apart from inciting violence against those who tried to fight the epidemic as best they could. Hard to remember now, but it was only one year ago that he confidently and condescendingly asserted that we had it under control, and that it was only one person coming from China. “It’s going to be just fine” he said then and many, many more times since.

Very early on, even before his 2016 election victory, we agonized here that the advent of Trump was the end of the thing that was America’s most important contribution to worldwide democracy and the rule of law: the peaceful transfer of power from one administration to the next. He asserted that the election was rigged and would not accept the results (if he lost). When he won the electoral college vote but lost the popular vote by three million, he asserted that all those three million votes and many more had been illegally cast and that he actually won the popular vote as well. He launched an election fraud investigation to prove it all, which, two years later, of course yielded nothing. Remember, I’m talking now about the election he WON.

This time, he lost by over seven million votes and lost the electoral college vote as well by the same margin he called a “landslide” and a “shellacking” when it was in his favor. So the same fantasies and lies and poison from 2016 were amplified and refined, and injected into the bloodstream of not only the MAGA crazies, but also more than 75% of all previously “normal” voters who identify as “Republican”, not to mention their elected representatives in congress and their favorite infotainment outlets.

The handshakes, well-wishes, hopeful words, and many other traditions of continuity between administrations, large and small, have been trashed by Trump. In his final days, he did as much to impede the new administration and set it up for failure as he could think of to do, even sending the White House staff home so that there was no one to unlock the door when the Bidens arrived there. Trump remained true to himself, petty and vindictive until the last second.

There is no longer any reason for a foreign power to negotiate any sort of treaty with the U.S., as they now understand that what is agreed to by one administration is readily tossed out by the next. Same as in every war-torn kleptocracy around the world.

Russia has succeeded beyond its wildest imaginings in its project to discredit the idea that the U.S. is a shining example of democracy and that democracy is a system preferable or superior to any other.

Need some visual proof that the peaceful transfer of power is no more? On inauguration day, D.C. is an armed camp with more of our uniformed forces keeping people away from the “celebration” than are deployed around the world trying to keep peace in all the countries previously thought to be irredeemably hopeless and backward. Seven people are already dead from the rioting called for by Trump just two weeks ago while his own vice-president, absurdly loyal, obsequious and subservient to the end, was presiding over a ceremony to record the already-finalized electoral votes. That loyalty was rewarded by chants of “Hang Mike Pence” from the Trump-fueled mob, while the pathetic Pence cowered near by. His crime? He tried vainly to point out to Trump that he did not, in fact, have the authority to disenfranchise 150 million voters with the dropping of his gavel. Not good enough.

What now, now that the conspirators, instigators and enablers have been pardoned? What’s the next act in the ongoing tragicomedy that is Donald John Trump? I’m almost afraid to hit the “Post” button when I’m done writing this because of the strong possibility that, by the time you read it, something so much worse than what we’ve already seen will have rendered my words quaint and dated.

All I can tell you is that two things are certain. The first is that we will have no permanent relief from Trump and his incitement, with or without social media. The second is that the motto that Trump has lived by and cherished all his life and the one that really should be emblazoned on his family coat-of-arms will be shown to be true once more: “Often caught, never punished”.

I’ll leave you with this today. When Kurt said, “Tweety est Mort”, my first thought was what Eddie (Walter Brennan) asks Slim (Lauren Bacall) in “To Have and Have Not”:

“Was you ever bit by a dead bee?  You know, you got to be careful of dead bees if you’re goin’ around barefooted, ’cause if you step on them they can sting you just as bad as if they was alive, especially if they was kind of mad when they got killed.”

We need to be careful where we step.

One way or another

Three months ago, I wrote that one way or another Trump would manage to stay in the oval office past inauguration day. I know many of you thought it was hyperbole, or, in the worst case, perhaps Trump would have to be “escorted” from the White House, like a trespasser, as Biden has suggested.

When Biden finally acquired the 270 electoral votes needed to win, most reasonable people in this country breathed a sigh of relief, imagining that the Trump era would now come to a close, with or without Tweety’s consent. And I, too, temporarily harbored hopes that my dire ruminations had been overly pessimistic and that, in the final analysis, the electoral machinery of our democracy would hold the man-baby to account. Even though congress, the courts, the military, the press, the intelligence agencies, and every other institution that we had placed our faith in over the last four years had failed to hold back the craziness, we thought the jig was finally up.

When Trump augmented his nutty Twitter pronouncements of victory with real actions, though, some doubts started to form among even the most optimistic of us. Denying the release of funds earmarked for the transition? Refusing to allow Biden access to security briefings necessary to keep us safe? Just the typical Trumpian tantrums and vengefulness, we thought.

Of course, no one really thought Trump could bring himself to concede and graciously wish his successor good luck on behalf of the American people, like every loser before him. But it wouldn’t matter, we were assured, since concession is simply a custom and not any sort of constitutional requirement. A new president would take office whether the outgoing one agreed to it or not. After all, no man is above the law, right?

Not so fast.

What no one really imagined was that the rank and file of the Republican party would fall into line with Trump’s fantasy, supported, of course, by FoxNews. With the usual exceptions of RINOs Mitt Romney and Lisa Murkowski, no sitting Republican congressperson has dared call Biden “President-Elect”. The man-baby still has them all scared to death.

And if Senators and Representatives are willing to praise the Emperor’s fine clothes, does anyone imagine that the foot soldiers out in the provinces have the integrity, fortitude, or power to speak up and point out the obvious?

And this brings me to some actual scenarios by which Tweety will attempt to complete the final destruction of our democracy and install himself and his heirs as Supreme Leader For Life.

Here are a couple of possibilities, though no one can really predict (or even imagine) what a deranged sociopath might conjure up.

Try this one out: Trump persuades Republican-controlled legislatures in key swing states to declare that, as the propriety of the counts is in doubt, they must intervene and designate new (Trump) electors, potentially changing the final vote of the Electoral College. The Electoral Count Act of 1887 gives the legislatures considerable discretion in these matters and the Supreme Court will affirm the legality of it, citing constitutional provisions authorizing state legislatures to determine the mode of selecting electors.

Sounds about right. And if you don’t believe that one, how about this one:

Why do you think Trump fired Defense Secretary Mark Esper and several other top Pentagon officials, replacing them with “loyalists”? With only two months left to his regime, it seems pointlessly cruel and vindictive. Yes, of course it is cruel and vindictive, but not pointless. If you can remember only as far back as June (and no one will blame you if you can’t), Trump’s beef with Esper was that he refused to deploy military personnel to put down Black Lives Matter protests, thereby further infuriating the always-infuriated man-baby.

What Trump hopes is that his refusal to acknowledge the legitimacy of the elections and the wishes of the 80 million citizens who want him gone will ultimately provoke widespread protests and demonstrations. With the help of a few false-flag provocateurs and, who knows, maybe the expertise of his Russian friends, violence will ensue. Fox will amplify the chaos and assert that the country is at risk of a coup. At this point, Trump’s military will enforce some flavor of martial law, and Presto! The Reichstag is burned to the ground.

These are just two scenarios. As we’ve often noted, there is nothing that Trump will not do. Remember, he is not only desperate to hold on to power, but he is also desperate to avoid criminal prosecution in New York once he is out. No turn of events can possibly surprise us at this point.

One way or another. Buckle up.

For they have sown the wind

… and they shall reap the whirlwind.

So Trump has Covid-19 and we all wish him a speedy recovery.

At least Nancy Pelosi, Barack Obama, and Joe Biden have all made apparently heartfelt declarations to that effect. It makes you wonder what Trump would have said if the shoe were on the other foot and it was, say, Biden who was stricken.

Foxnews, meanwhile, has decried all the hate directed at Trump (apparently there are some on social media who do not wish Trump well), and Twitter has banned posts wishing for Trump’s death on their platform. Not surprisingly, the four members of “The Squad”, who have all been receiving Trump-fueled death threats on Twitter for years are wondering why this policy couldn’t have been invoked for their benefit as well.

As faithful readers of GOML know, yours truly, Stewie Generis, has often railed against Trump and everything he stands for, i.e Trump himself. You might be wondering how I feel about all this. Well, I don’t wish him ill or, actually, anything at all. I simply wish he would go away and let us all get back to life as we knew it Before Tweety. It will take years to repair the damage this guy has wrought on our country, its institutions, and its place in the world. We need to begin as soon as possible.

But you do have to feel something, perhaps pity or scorn, for the many in Trumpworld who have been required to accept the anti-science fantasy that the big boss has been insisting on since February, and who are now also stricken. Some will not recover from this, and some, Herman Cain comes to mind, have already paid with their lives.

But today’s post isn’t about how Trump’s incompetence and narcissism have led us into this entirely predictable and preventable tragedy, or how it is now clear that, until an effective vaccine becomes available to everyone in this country, we can all, every one of us, expect to get sick at some point.

No, today’s message is about how numb we have all become to the many bombshells that have been dropped on us in rapid succession. So many, so fast. And how it’s now as if they never exploded at all.

Just 48 hours before the news dropped that Tweety tested positive for Covid, he managed to completely blow up one of the last institutions of American political life that was still intact – the Presidential Debate.

I had briefly puzzled over reports that he wasn’t “preparing” for the debate at all, while Biden was holed up with experts and documentation trying to get informed on all the issues and policies he needed to think about as president. Then it dawned on me that of course Trump didn’t need to prepare. Preparation is only necessary in a fact-based environment, an environment Trump has little use for and avoids at all times.

His debating strategy is simple: wait for a “keyword” in the question, then interrupt with a fire hose of insults, lies, slander and non-sequiturs. For example, if the question begins, “On the subject of health care and the pandemic…”, Tweety jumps in and does about five minutes of “No one in history has done more for health care than me. Insulin is now free for everyone. It’s beautiful. If Biden had been in charge, millions would be dead by now. One is too many. China, China, CHINA”, and so on. Why would anyone need to prepare for this?

The media went wild about the debate/tantrum for the two days before the Covid diagnosis, but neglected to mention that it had completely erased the previous bombshell that had fallen only the day before: Trump’s tax returns had finally been produced by the Failing New York Times. It was the biggest story in four years but Trump’s “debate” performance cancelled it and now you can’t even remember that it happened.

Doesn’t really matter, though. As soon as the news dropped that Trump wasn’t a successful businessman at all, that he had cheated the U.S. government for years, and that it was only the success of The Apprentice that kept him from personal ruin (and vaulted him to the presidency), he launched the expected rebuttal: it was all fake news and the Times had broken the law in getting the info. Lock them up! Makes you wonder, though, why the Times would need to break the law to generate fake news. Couldn’t they just make up the fakes right there in their own offices without talking to anyone else?

Anyway, the holy grail of Trump’s taxes had been found and, contrary to the fondest hopes of everyone who values democracy and sanity, it had no effect whatsoever. Less even than the Mueller report, for example, which showed clearly the Russians had interfered with the 2016 election and Trump had been complicit, but which was immediately and permanently relegated to the status of “hoax”. Forgot about that one already, didn’t you?

But the tax story did have an important effect. It evaporated any and all memory and interest in the previous week’s bombshell – Bob Woodward’s book, “Rage”, which again outed Trump as the liar he is by revealing tapes of him admitting that he knew the truth about Covid since February, but played it down anyway (resulting in millions of Americans unnecessarily getting sick and hundreds of thousands dying). And also that he thought members of the military were suckers, etc. etc.

Again, none of that would have mattered even if it had gotten more than the week or so of attention it did. Team Trump had already mobilized its response, which boiled down to “So what?”. This torch was carried by a truly ridiculous senator from Louisiana, one John Neely Kennedy, who answered all questions about it by repeating the mantra, “These gotcha books don’t really interest me that much. There will be a new one out tomorrow.” Check it out for a laugh:

Anyway, I just want to forget about all this for at least a few hours. Don’t really feel like waiting for the next bombshell to explode, either.

Fortunately it’s Sunday and that means I can zone out and watch the Patriots. I don’t like their chances much against the brilliant Patrick Mahomes and the Superbowl champion Chiefs, but it’s something to look forward to and might let me temporarily escape the whirlwind. And who knows- with Cam Newton now at quarterback for the Patriots, maybe they can make it interesting.

Wait, what? What’s that you say? Cam has tested positive and the game is postponed?

Ah, shit.

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If anyone reading this thinks Donald Trump will not occupy the oval office on January 21, 2021, they just haven’t been paying attention.  One way or another. Watch.

There’s a scene in ‘Goodfellas’ where the young Henry Hill tells his mob bosses that he can’t work for them any more. His parents got his school report card in the mail, and they want him to concentrate on schoolwork.

If the U.S. Postal Service delivers something the bosses don’t like, solving the problem mob-style is simple: make sure the post office doesn’t deliver any more bad news.  Sound familiar?

We’re now living in a country where everything you do is a referendum on Trump. There is no more objective medical advice or science or even “facts”.  Only what Trump says counts.  If you want to wear a face-mask during the pandemic in the hopes of dodging a bullet, you are signaling disapproval of Trump.  God help you over the next four years (and very likely beyond that) after you’ve taken this “stand”.

Remember those chants of “lock her up”, during the 2016 campaign? You thought that was all theater of the absurd, right? Just a wink-wink clown-show for the rubes, right? Nuh-uh.  Locking up his “enemies” is what Trump surely wants to do for real, and he will shortly be free to start in on the project.  Virtually everyone who doesn’t publicly and loudly worship him is fair game.  Maybe you should have thought more about it before putting on that damned mask?!

The Justice Department is now completely under Trump’s thumb, eager to do his bidding. Is that thumb going to point up or down for you?  Depends.  If you’re “loyal”, you can confess to seven felonies, including threatening the lives of a witness and his dog, and still skate. Step one is to have your already absurdly-light sentence reduced, and step two is a presidential commutation of the sentence before you spend a minute in jail.

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On the other hand, if you have an attack of scruples and decide to say something that is actually true about Herr Drumpf, you’re going to prison.  Even if you’ve been his closest confidant and conspirator for decades.  And if someone lets you out early for good behavior or because you’re a high risk for Covid-19 while incarcerated, or for whatever reason, well, that doesn’t matter.  Back you go.  Lock him up.

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And the poor fool in the penal system who thought he was acting on his own authority and just doing his job when he let you out?  Well, he’ll find out soon enough what that kind of “deep state” disloyalty can do to a career.

It should be obvious to everyone at this point that we’ve elected a straight-up mob boss as leader of the free world, and there is absolutely nothing he won’t do to hold on to this position.

Sowing seeds of doubt about the legitimacy of mail-in votes is just Standard Operating Procedure here.  And if mail-in voting has to be stopped because of all the “fraud”, doesn’t in-person voting also have to be stopped?  You haven’t forgotten those millions of illegal votes that were cast for Hillary in 2016 already, have you?

Shhh! Let’s not give anyone any ideas here.

What exactly do you imagine this guy wouldn’t try?  Declaring martial law?  Starting a war?  Assassination?  And, as we’ve said here before, the truly shocking thing is 60 million Americans think it’s all just great.

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get better. If you think life will return to “normal” any time soon, here’s my advice: fuggedaboutit!

 

 

 

Useful Idiot

For years I’ve been asking myself why FoxNews is so enamored with Trump. It seemed to me they could have championed a “normal” conservative who would have given them acceptable Supreme Court Justices, reduced government spending (or greatly inflated it so that the successor administrations would have to slash services and entitlements), provided them with their grotesque tax cuts, and generally indulged in “pro-business” policies regarding trade, environmental regulation, immigration, and so on.

But they chose to blindly support an unhinged sociopath right out of the gate instead.  It seemed to me that FoxNews had put itself in the position of being Trump’s “useful idiot”, i.e. a megaphone propagandizing for a cause without fully comprehending the cause’s goals.

And the cause was simply to fight with “elites” about anything and everything. Who are the “elites”? Academia, the media, science, and government. The spectacle of Trump fighting with virtually every element of government has been baffling over the last few years. Isn’t the President the leader of government? But when you realize that he doesn’t actually care about leading the country or making things better for its citizens or “governing”, you’re on your way to understanding.

As many have pointed out, Trump cares about only one thing: Trump. And the measure of how well he’s taking care of that thing is TV ratings. In his reptilian brain, he has long understood that TV ratings are far, far more important than political polls, or the GNP, or the Dow Jones, or any other measure of success.

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And Donald trump is a ratings machine, as he never tires of pointing out. People just love to hear what this clown is going to say next. Love him or hate him, it’s hard to take your eyes off him. Tuning in to a CoronaVirus briefing to get the latest? Here ya go: Trump is number one of Facebook! Very nice.

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This is a big step towards understanding the Trump-FoxNews connection. Fox is in the business of selling “information” to a particular demographic. Without going into too much detail, let’s just say that demographic resents the elites, so Fox knows what it needs to sell. The more people watch, the better their business model succeeds, and Trump draws the eyeballs to Fox. As President, how can he not? It’s a great relationship for both parties. Whatever Trump wants to put out there, Fox will repeat and amplify and beat to death.

But recently, it finally dawned on me that FoxNews is not Trump’s useful idiot. I had it backwards. It is Trump who is the useful idiot of FoxNews.  As he’ll readily attest, he has a lot of great instincts and, as a very stable genius, is always right. But there’s a lot he doesn’t care about and never gave a second thought to. How can he know what to say about these things? The catch-all strategy has always been to take a strong position on all sides of an issue or just claim you’ve been saying something all along when it becomes clear what will benefit you most.

But there’s a much better way. All he has to do is stay glued to FoxNews all day. He’ll find out what he should say when they say it. The number of times he sees something on Fox and then just minutes later adopts it as a talking point to be repeated endlessly should be zero.  But he does it all the time. Just a couple of examples:

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Even though Trump has access to the best experts in the world on science, medicine, and virtually everything else, he still gets all his ideas from watching TV. Because TV ratings are the measure of his success and greatness.

And the worst of it is, no one at Foxnews actually believes the nonsense they spew out every day. Internally, they have issued the same guidance as any sane organization would: work at home, reduce face-to-face interviews, maintain social distance, wear masks, and so on. Just like normally-informed, half-way intelligent people.

As John Oliver points out in this brilliant takedown, “They only pretend to believe these things on television for money.” It would be one thing if they believed it themselves and sold it to the rest of us, but to spread dangerous, possibly life-threatening disinformation for money? There oughta be a law.

But at least we have the answer to the riddle of a major “News” organization backing a crazy person. Why back a normal guy who will attempt to lead our country the best he can and give you, say, 75-80% of what you’d like, when you can have a guy who will simply obey your directives 100% of the time?

They’re not following him off a cliff. They’re leading him. For money.

The scorpion and the frog

Trump surprised me the other day. Was it yesterday? Last month?  No one can really keep a time-line anymore. Probably doesn’t matter since everything changes every day and nothing that happens seems connected to any of the other things that happened.

Anyway, he surprised me by announcing that he was going to allow the sun to make its own decisions about whether to rise and set each day, while providing guidance and support from his office. He added that he strongly encouraged more daylight, though  – good for the economy. He said that his administration had been very tough on the sun and had set a fantastic record, with the sun rising and setting on an unbelievably great 35 days in February, resulting in higher ratings for the sun than it had under the Obama administration.

Wait. Just kidding. That wasn’t it.

What did happen was that Tweety announced that he would give the governors permission to decide on their own whether and when to “re-open” their states. This surprised me because I knew he wanted everything to go back to the way it was as soon as possible and to declare victory over Covid-19, and maybe have a parade of tanks or something down Pennsylvania Ave. to celebrate. And I knew he doesn’t like any inference that someone might have some authority that he doesn’t have.

I had been expecting him to make some stupid declaration about how everyone should just stop with the masks already and Make America Great Again.  I even jumped the gun on the morning of his speech by writing about how he was actually going to murder people on 5th Ave., like he said he could a couple of years ago.

Instead, it was one of those very few occasions where Trump appeared “presidential”, struck a somber tone, and delivered a message that was appropriate and apparently based on the advice of experts, even though that advice went counter to his own infallible instincts and infantile desires.

So of course he couldn’t just let it be. It wasn’t broken, so he had to fix it. It only took a couple of hours for him to burst. In a perfect tweet-storm, he contradicted his own newly-minted policy, attacked everyone who seemed not to be worshiping him, re-established his hatred of facts and science and reality, and endangered the lives of millions.

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To no one’s real surprise, the tweets came just minutes after Fox News aired a segment featuring coverage of a Facebook event called “Liberate Minnesota.” Although only a few hundred people expressed interest in the event on Facebook, local news sites and conservative blogs drove attention to the event Thursday, one day before the president’s tweets.

Of course, by now you’ve all read that these three states were hand-picked for the Tweety-treatment because they all have democratic governors running for re-election, and they all have a small number of understandably desperate but misguided people carrying signs in protest of the whole lock-down thing. Neighboring states with the same problems, demographics, and contagion, but with Republican governors, were spared this treatment.

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The above picture is interesting. First, it isn’t much of a “movement” – only a handful of people with signs and a couple of dozen listening. Second, everyone is voluntarily maintaining social distance, despite their objection to the “tyranny”. And last, there seems to be as many people with masks on as not.  Bottom line is this really isn’t something that calls for the President of the United States to go nuts over. I suppose it does make for a decent episode of the highly-rated reality show “The POTUS”, which probably is all the explanation anyone needs.

But the recklessness of Trump’s behavior is really unforgivable. Never mind the blatant politicization of the most serious public health crisis we’ve faced since the polio epidemic of the 1950’s. Never mind that Trump is again purposely turning citizen against citizen and neighbor against neighbor for his own perceived benefit. This stupidity is going to unnecessarily cost more lives. Just when we all agreed to stay in to keep the carnage down, this Manbaby-In-Chief tells us it’s not necessary and not to give in to those democrats and their partners in the lame-stream media that want to ruin our country with their socialist agenda.

And then there’s the whole dog-whistle to the extreme right, anti-vaxxers, and the QAnon conspiracy nuts. This NBC News article talks about it:

“We the people should open up America with civil disobedience and lots of BOOGALOO. Who’s with me?” one QAnon conspiracy theorist on Twitter with over 50,000 followers asked.

“Boogaloo” is a term used by extremists to refer to armed insurrection, a shortened version of “Civil War 2: Electric Boogaloo,” which was coined on the extremist message board 4chan.

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The saner voices among us, e.g. Governor Jay Inslee of Washington have it right, but who’s listening to them that hasn’t already figured it out?

Anyway, the whole thing got me thinking again about why the symbols for the two major political parties are the elephant and the donkey. It’s all ancient history and a bit murky. The donkey comes from Andrew Jackson’s 1828 opponents calling him a jackass, and the elephant goes back to the Civil War era, when Lincoln was a “Republican”. Who cares, right?

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We definitely need an update to this iconography. I think the Democrats should adopt the frog as a mascot and the Republicans, now entirely in the death-grip of an unhinged sociopath, should adopt the scorpion.

In the Russian fable of the frog and the scorpion, they both share a common need to cross dangerous waters. The scorpion suggests that the frog let him ride on his back as he swims across. The frog has his doubts, and asks the scorpion for assurances that he won’t sting the frog half-way out. The scorpion points out that if did that, they would both die, so there really isn’t any rational motivation for him to do it.

The frog sees logic in this argument and takes the scorpion on his back. Half way across, the scorpion of course does sting the frog and they both start to drown. The frog screams, “What the Hell? Are you crazy? Now we’re both dead!”. The scorpion says, “What did you expect? I’m a scorpion.”

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Advice, consent, and history’s rebuke.

Everyone knows that President Tweety loves the Constitution of the U.S., probably more than anyone else. Just before his 2016 inauguration, he told FoxNews (of course), “I feel very strongly about our Constitution. I’m proud of it, I love it and I want to go through the Constitution.”

In a meeting with congressional Republicans at the time, Trump was asked what he would do to protect the Article I powers, i.e. those provisions of the Constitution that define Congress as co-equal to the President and are designed to limit executive overreach.

In retrospect, it is clear that Trump had no idea at all what Article I was.  In the moment, he finessed this by replying,  “I want to protect Article I, Article II, Article XII, going down the list.”  It didn’t really make any difference to anyone then, nor does it now, that the Constitution has only seven articles. There is no Article XII. It might be worth noting, though, that Trump revealed in that moment that he has exactly the same level of respect for the non-existent articles as he does the existent ones. None of them actually matter to him at all.

Section 2, Clause 2 of Article II of the Constitution defines the principle of “Advice and Consent”, which gives the Senate the responsibility to approve treaties and appointments made by the president. Of course, Tweety loves this just as much as the rest of the constitution.  On Wednesday of this week, Trump threatened to force Congress to adjourn so that he may unilaterally install judicial nominees and other officials who would otherwise require Senate confirmation.

As with almost everything Trump does, or insists he has the power to do, the first reaction from most of the people who care about our democracy is, “Can he really do that?”.  And the answer is almost always, “Uh, maybe he can. It’s never been done before, but the courts will have to decide. ” The dilemma is usually not that Trump has invented a new power for himself (though he does that oftentimes as well), but that he has decided to use a power which the founders may have defined, however vaguely, in a way that no one else has ever remotely considered doing before.

So what’s it really all about in this case? Welp, turns out Tweetin’ Donny is unhappy with some of the information coming out of Voice of America, the non-partisan outlet that has been taxpayer-supported for 75 years without much controversy. It’s mission since WWII has been “to tell America’s story” to people around the globe, as there were many areas that only heard state-run anti-American propaganda.

Trump is accusing VOA of spreading Chinese propaganda. “If you hear what’s coming out of the Voice of America, it’s disgusting,” Trump said on Wednesday. “The things they say are disgusting to our country.” Apparently they made the mistake of publishing statistics from China on the Covid-19 infection and death rates in Wuhan.  See, only the Tweeter knows the real numbers, and VOA is all wet.

Trump has wanted his own guy, a documentary film maker named Michael Pack, installed as head of VOA for years, but his nomination has not cleared congress. Some of Pack’s projects include, “Hollywood vs. Religion”, “Campus Culture Wars”, “God and the Inner City”, etc. You get the picture.

Some legislators apparently don’t agree he’s the best guy for the job. Solution? Simple! Shut Congress down. After that? Don’t know. Maybe declare martial Law, cancel the elections, and re-designate the position of President as “Supreme Leader”, or better yet, “Supreme Leader for Life”.

Of course, the story of a president wanting to adjourn congress, which at any other time under any other administration would have been so huge as to have monopolized the news cycle for weeks, flew by virtually unnoticed. And not just because we have a lethal pandemic ongoing, but because it’s so completely, typically, and predictably Trump that it isn’t even news at all.

In fact, I wasn’t even going to mention it myself.  Also I wasn’t going to mention this week’s story about how Trump read a list of about 200 names in the Rose Garden as a response to the criticism that he has mishandled the Covid-19 response. The list included “corporate executives, faith leaders and thought leaders broken out by sector in what the announcement called ‘Great American Economic Revival Industry Groups'”  In other words, it’s a list of who he will blame when things go wrong.

As many have pointed out, Trump does in fact listen to the opinions of others. The way it works is that he first decides the outcome, then solicits the opinions of experts until he finds an “adviser” that hits on the thing he has already decided. Then he backs up the whole charade with a couple of well-placed tweets about how “many people are saying…”, etc.

This is how “advice and consent” actually works now.

Anyway, what really would be the point of offering advice to someone who knows more about the subject than anyone. Here are some of the many things the Very Stable Genius knows more about than anyone else.

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The only Republican Senator not included in the new task force was Mitt Romney. As you have now certainly forgotten (and Tweety certainly has not) Romney was the only Republican Senator to vote in favor of one of the two Articles of Impeachment brought against Trump. Nothing personal in Trump’s snubbing of Romney, of course. He’s just trying to get the best possible advice.

At the time of the impeachment vote, Romney said Trump’s actions were “an appalling abuse of public trust.” He said he was comfortable with this vote because what he cared about was what his children and grandchildren would say about him when history is written about this period. He said he had taken an oath, would not let partisan politics get in its way, and did not want to expose himself to history’s rebuke.

 

I could murder people on Fifth Ave…

… and not lose voters. Remember when Tweety said that, early on in his campaign?

We all thought it was hyperbole. Just a figure of speech to highlight how loyal his supporters were, or maybe how mesmerized.

Guess what?

He wasn’t kidding. It wasn’t a figure of speech. Today’s the day. He’s actually going to do it. He’s going to “open the country” even though there is no vaccine to prevent the spread of Covid-19 and no medications to treat it.

New revelations about how completely asymptomatic people can remain infectious for weeks are of no concern to the man-baby. “We’re past the peak”, he will say, as if the threat is over. Doesn’t matter to him that reporting of new cases has slowed because we’re all self-quarantined, and the minute we go back to “normal” it will start up again. What will prevent it? Hydrochloroquine?

Do we have testing in place for everyone? Masks? Protective gear for medical workers? Has anything substantially changed at all in the six weeks since Tweety told us it was all a hoax, like impeachment? That it will all magically disappear in the warm weather? That it was all under perfect control?

It’s not enough for him to simply be incompetent, leaving the heavy lifting to the experts while he impotently pouts in front of Fox and Friends. No, it is his mission to throw gasoline on the fire, sending as many people into the streets as he can. And thinking up new villains to blame for everything while asserting and insisting on his own brilliance.  Yesterday it was the World Health Organization not doing its job. Today it’s that the Chinese invented it in a lab.

As I write this, 31,000 people are dead from Covid-19 in the U.S., and that may be greatly under-reported when you understand that many people are simply dying at home without being “counted”.  By the time you read this, the number will certainly be much higher. As of a week ago, deaths were doubling here every five days. Tweety’s perfect management of this crisis puts us among the worst places in the world to be right now.

You know who’s doing a better job of managing this thing than we are?  Ghana. Burkina Faso. Albania. Azerbaijan. Cameroon. Guyana. Mali. The World.

This chart is updated every day, but at the time of this writing, Coronavirus deaths in the U.S were doubling every five days.

Statistic: Number of days it took for the number of deaths from coronavirus (COVID-19) to double in select countries worldwide as of April 8, 2020 | Statista
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Authority vs. Responsibility

A commonly heard complaint from managers in large corporations, military officers in the field, school teachers, and myriad others is that they’ve been given the responsibility to get something done but not the authority to do it. They see what the problem is and understand how to fix it, but they’re not allowed to hire or fire the needed people, or spend the needed money, or give the needed orders to others.

If the problem doesn’t get solved, the person who is “responsible” is to blame, and if it does get fixed, then the person with “authority” gets the credit. Most of the people that find themselves in this bind don’t really care about credit or blame – they just want to do their job and achieve a positive outcome. Especially when lives are at stake.

When Brett Crozier, Commanding Officer of an aircraft carrier with over 4000 people under his command, realized that there was a Covid-19 outbreak on the ship and no way to slow contagion in the ship’s close quarters, he knew that the only way to save lives was to off-load the sick for treatment and test and quarantine anyone else who was infected. But he didn’t have the authority to do it.

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He wrote an urgent letter to the Secretary of the Navy outlining what needed to happen, but the letter was “leaked” outside the chain of command. Crozier was relieved from his duties by the acting Naval secretary, Thomas B. Modly, who said Crozier “cracked under pressure”.   Weird how just about everyone in the administration of Donald John Tweety Trump is “acting”, isn’t it?  Much more convenient for Tweety, though, when it’s time for the acting guy himself to be terminated, as all Tweety enablers eventually are.

Modly said Crozier should have known the letter would be made public and if he didn’t realize that, he was either “too naïve or too stupid to be a commanding officer.” Modly made these remarks over the ship’s P.A. system and of course they were immediately made public, so he, too, has now had to resign. Too naïve or stupid for the job, it seems.

Captain Crozier is now himself infected and in quarantine, and sailors on the U.S.S. Roosevelt have begun to die.  All so predictable. And Tragic. But these events happened over a week ago, and in the sped-up world of the hit reality show, “The POTUS”, we can barely remember them now. No point in going over ancient history anyway – the only question we need to address is “where to from here?” Some might say we need to talk about how we got here before we can figure a way out, but that just seems like the kind of “expertise” that always gets in the way.

I stopped listening to Trump’s daily Covid-19 “updates” a while ago for the obvious reason that they are not designed to impart useful information, but rather to put Tweety’s greatness and omniscience on display for all.  He’s a very stable genius and we must never forget that.

But every now and then some outrageous example of Trump topping himself at one of his crypto-rallies seeps into my consciousness. Yesterday he had an apparent meltdown, choosing to show some bizarrely-edited campaign propaganda video about how every decision he has made has been perfect, and then screaming at every single person who asked a question about the video they had just seen.

Apparently no one asked, “if you’ve done everything perfectly, why do we have more than three times as many cases as any other country, and 25,000 people already dead with no plan announced to end the contagion?”

The one question that was foremost on this day was whether the President actually had the authority to “open the country”, or was this ultimately going to be up to the governors of each state. Predictably, I suppose, Tweety said that, as president, his “authority is total”.

Of course, no constitutional scholar agrees with this pronouncement. For the record, though, Tweety does have total authority to control the day’s news cycle, limiting it for today to a heated discussion of whether or not he has total authority over everything else. And, of course, “many people” believe he does, which is usually all that matters these days. I’ll leave it to you, GOML reader, to guess which “news” network those believers are appearing on.

What was interesting about this tantrum was that it was just a short time ago that Tweety declined to issue a national stay-at-home order, saying it was the responsibility of the state governors to do so. He said it was because he believed in the constitution, perhaps more than anyone, and the constitution says the governors are responsible for a shut-down order, not the president.

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He said it was also the governors’ responsibility to procure ventilators, N-95 masks, and other personal protective gear for their own states, thereby setting up a bidding war between the states for these things, with the federal government also goosing prices higher by bidding themselves.

So it’s a puzzle, right? Tweety first says only the governors can decide to make people stay at home, but then says only the president can decide to make them go back out.  Leaving aside the obvious, i.e. that Tweety says everything and its opposite all the time, and therefore no one can take anything he says seriously, how can these two apparently contradictory statements co-exist?

Well, it’s actually pretty simple. Just as those who really want to get things done can point out that they have the responsibility but no authority to do them, Tweety’s game is rigged so that he has all the authority and none of the responsibility.

A person who is doing their job to achieve the best outcome for all doesn’t really care if he is blamed when things go wrong or not praised when things go right. Tweety, on the other hand, cares nothing about others and is obsessed only with his own “ratings”. He needs to make sure that he gets credit for anything that goes right, whether he had any part in it or not, while blaming others for everything that goes wrong, even when he is wholly responsible for the fiasco.

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“It’s the incompetence, stupid!”

What one word or phrase best describes the Trump presidency? So many to choose from.

Chaotic. Paranoiac. Belligerent. Reckless. Mendacious. Arrogant. Greedy. Bullying. Combative. Tactless. Mean-spirited. Bigoted.  Willfully ignorant. Demagogic. Dishonest. Un-American.

Is there a single word for “demanding total loyalty, obedience, deference, and subservience”.  There must be.  Does “tyrannic” say it all? That’s the word you find when you look up “rule by fear”, but I’m not sure that’s exactly what’s called for here, at least not all by itself.  There’s so much more that needs to be said.

Anyway, if we’re making up bumper stickers, I guess we don’t have to limit ourselves to one word. But there probably should be one slogan that we can all agree to and rally under – one rebuttal to the “Make America Great Again” deception.

I’d vote for “It’s the incompetence, stupid”.  A close second would be “It’s the stupid incompetence”. To me, that’s the greatest problem Trump poses, particularly during a real crisis, an existential crisis where his “I’ll wing it” method of governing simply doesn’t work.  When real leadership is required, confidence is nice but competence is required. If you don’t have it yourself, you must recognize it in others and rely on it where you find it.

Trump doesn’t have it and has no idea what it looks like.

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It’s all up here. The only metric I need.

That was Trump’s answer when asked what metric he would use to make the most important decision of his presidency, i.e. whether to “re-open” the country during the Covid-19 pandemic. It’s really not surprising, since that’s how Trump decides everything. No facts or science gets in the way, no professional counsel or expert opinion. Just whatever flies out of his head onto his Twitter. He has such fantastic instincts.

If Fox and Friends likes the sound of it, we’re done. Sometimes it works the other way around, too: someone at Fox blathers something, and the next thing you know it’s flying out of Trump’s Twitter.  If it turns out that the initial blathering posed problems, he simply denies he ever re-blathered it. Fake news. Lamestream media playing “gotcha”.  No, what he really meant was the exact opposite. See?

And that, kiddies, is how a bill becomes a law in the Land of Trump.

There’s so much about the Covid-19 pandemic that the Man-baby just can’t grasp. First and foremost, he can’t just simply pronounce it over and proclaim yet another fantastic accomplishment. Better than anything any president has ever done before, except maybe Lincoln. He was pretty good, too.

Everyone who understands science and medicine will tell you that no real progress can be made until we have widespread , virtually universal testing in place. We have to know who is presently infected, and who has already had it. That’s because it’s highly contagious and we have no way to prevent its spread. And no way to treat it. We don’t even know for sure at this point whether you can get it a second time. Or even whether you can give it to or get it from your pets.

Trump is on record as saying that we won’t have testing for everyone. He said, “Do you need it? No. Is it a nice thing to do? Yes.”  Of course, it doesn’t really mean anything anymore for him to be “on record”, but it does give you a clue to the absurd reasoning he’ll be using to make the biggest decision he’s ever had to make.

If you encourage people to go back to church, to work, to concerts and ballgames, they will simply continue to spread the disease until every last one of us gets it.

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Tweety and his minions want to point to the “peaking” of new cases as a sign that the worst is behind us. They have forgotten that the whole point of “flattening the curve” was to spread out the inevitable infections over time so that our health care system might not be overwhelmed all at once, and perhaps give researchers time to come up with a vaccine or treatments, and time for manufacturers to make enough protective gear. “Flattening the curve” and “turning the corner” are not the same.

If it looks like we’ve actually managed to flatten the curve at this point, it is because of the success of the social distancing and other measures we’ve all agreed to over the last weeks. If the country is “re-opened”, those gains evaporate. We have to wait until we have a means of prevention or at least treatment.

If Trump says, “OK, that’s it – country’s open again!”, are you going to do anything differently? Are you going to put down your face mask? Go out to restaurants? Ride public transportation? I’m not and maybe you aren’t either, but there are millions of people who are still listening to the man-baby and still think he knows what he’s talking about. If he tells them it’s over, well, that’s all they need to know.

They think he’s competent.

But despite it all, there’s still some great news to report. The good old U. S. of A.  is back on top! In just 45 days we have gone from having no deaths, fewer than 15 cases, and going down to zero fast, to having the most Covid-19 deaths in the world and three times more confirmed cases than any other country.

We’re Number One!

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Reality vs. Reality Show

I remember when Trump first announced he would star in The Apprentice, a ridiculous and ridiculously popular vanity project that promoted the questionable narrative that he was a brilliantly successful businessman. I thought, “Huh? An obscenely rich and successful real estate developer and entrepreneur wants to ‘star’ a silly piece of fluff? Why? Would Warren Buffet do this? Bill Gates? Carlos Slim?”

It took me a while to understand that Trump had not, in fact, been a brilliantly successful entrepreneur, and that the “why” was that his greatest aspiration had always been to be on TV, where the largest number of people could see him, talk about him, and admire him.

What Trump actually did have an exceptional talent for was deceiving people, sometimes referred to as “marketing”.

At the time, Trump was already pretty famous as a promoter, scam artist, and business fraud, but the TV show really propelled him into the national spotlight.

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Promoter, as “heel”

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Scam Artist – gotta love that Coat-of-Arms. Classy!

A Few Trump Businesses – where are they now?

The TV show, however, was a whole new level of celebrity, and the “Executive Presence” he appeared to demonstrate on camera apparently qualified him for elective office in the opinion of millions of voters.

What Trump has always understood better than anyone else is that, doubters notwithstanding, lipstick really does kind of make a pig more attractive. Enough, anyway, to make it weirdly desirable in the very short run.

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Everybody knows that, yes, it’s still a pig, but there’s something, um, I don’t know, different about it. Different and better. The thin veneer of “luxury” and “quality” he applies to his rickety projects has always been more than enough to put them over on unsuspecting investors, customers, and publicity agents.

The one thing that Trump has learned better than anything in his career is that to make people believe in what you’re selling, you have to believe it yourself. And you have to make them want it. Bad. It doesn’t make any difference at all if the thing you’re selling actually is what you say it is or does what you say it does. If the buyer wants it bad enough, he will attest that it works. And you can always sue him for libel or whatever if he complains about it. Or fire him, if he works for you. He’s done it literally thousands of times.

The approach that brought him so much “success” in business is the approach favored by Tweety in the day-to-day execution of his duties as POTUS. Or maybe we should say “in the current episode of the hit reality show ‘The POTUS'”.

Go with what you know. If people are worried about getting sick, you simply sell them a cure. It is, of course, first necessary to silence any credible voices, also known as medical professionals, who may want to point out that what you’re selling is not, in fact, a cure, and that unfortunately there is no cure.

As everyone knows, President Tweety gets all the information he needs, including information on science and medicine, from FoxNews. Sean Hannity, his friend, adviser, and daily phone buddy, has determined that an anti-malarial drug called Hydroxychoroquine will cure Covid-19. He has implored New York Governor Andrew Cuomo to stop denying the wonder-drug to sick people there.

That’s good enough for Tweety. Inside the White House “Situation Room”, where the Coronavirus Task Force meets, a battle over Hydroycholoquine has broken out. As Axios reports, Trump believes it’s a game changer and so his closest allies on the task force, specifically Peter Navarro, are championing the miracle drug.

“Who is Peter Navarro?”, I hear you asking, “and why is he on the task force?” Both good questions. He’s an economist, Assistant to the President, Director of Trade and Manufacturing Policy, and the national Defense Production Act policy coordinator. And why is he on the task force? To protect the economy, of course.

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Another medical expert at the table, Jared Kushner (you remember Jared, right? The guy who brought us peace in the Middle East), agrees with Navarro about the value of the malaria med, but had to tell him to take it down a notch as he was screaming at Anthony Fauci, accusing him of being against Trump’s policies. Navarro had a bunch of papers which he said were “evidence” that Hydroxychloroquine cures Covid-19, but Fauci was pointing out they were not evidence, but rather anecdotes from France and China with no Control Group testing (there’s that damn scientific method again, always screwing things up for the good guys!)

Fauci didn’t bother to mention that there is also anecdotal evidence that taking the drug could kill you. That’s what GOML is here for. Anyway, the day’s meeting ended with the agreement that the administration’s public posture would be that the decision to use the drug is between doctors and patients.

Of course Tweety doesn’t care what a bunch of egg-heads, even his own egg-heads, agree that he should say. He’s going with what he knows – marketing!

“What do you have to lose? Take it,” the president said in a White House briefing on Saturday, pushing Fauci out of the way when the question was asked. “I really think they should take it. But it’s their choice. And it’s their doctor’s choice or the doctors in the hospital. But hydroxychloroquine. Try it, if you’d like.”

Yup, it’s your choice. Reality or Reality Show. Problem is, the people who prefer the Reality Show are making the rest of us sick.

How to respond to a pandemic

Learn from Taiwan.

The U.S. and Taiwan got their first confirmed cases of Covid-19 on the same day, January 19, 2020. Taiwan was ready for it and acted aggressively to stop its spread and save lives. The U.S. ignored it.

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As I write this, less than three months later, the U.S, has 312,245 cases, three times as many as the next most severely-hit countries, Spain and Italy, and nearly 1000 times as many cases as Taiwan, which now has 355 cases. Depending on when you read this, these numbers will have become worse, much worse, or catastrophically worse. Have a look.

In the internet age, it’s easy to learn how Taiwan succeeded, and what we could have done differently here, given halfway intelligent leadership. In this short video, for example, you will learn that Taiwanese officials boarded planes arriving from China to test passengers before they deplaned. They coordinated health agencies and used “big data” to merge health records with travel records to determine whether Covid-19 tests should be administered to the de-planing passengers (they had sufficient tests ready to deploy on the spot). They issued masks and escorted people who tested positive to their destination alone in special vehicles. They quarantined the affected people and used cell-phone data to track them and called them three times a day to monitor their symptoms. They brought them food or took them to the doctor. During quarantine, the police first started detaining violators and then began paying them to remain home.  And so on, etc., ad infinitum.

The Taiwanese government took control of making and distributing masks, and are now in a position to donate their surpluses of over a million masks to other afflicted countries who hadn’t displayed their intelligence, foresight, and determination to stop the virus. Like that poor “superpower”, the U.S.A.  It feels like the story of The Ant and the Grasshopper, but with a potentially more charitable ending.

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In the U.S., however, we are led by a very stable genius who doesn’t take advice from scientists, health professionals, or history, since his instincts and gut-feelings are always correct. So we embarked on a different course. While bragging about how we have the best health system in the world, the best scientific minds, the best corporations, etc., there has been virtually no action from the Executive branch to marshal these resources against the outbreak.

It wouldn’t have been that hard to do, even without Taiwan’s example.

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Bob Kraft’s jet brings 1.7 million masks from China

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Joe Tsai, Nets owner, donates masks and ventilators

We all know the continuing evolution of  Tweety’s pronouncements on the pandemic. They’re too ridiculous to catalog here, but it boils down to him asking himself first whether the person who is explaining things to him is a devoted Trump ally or not. He often concludes that a scientist, for example, may not not have voted for him, and so science must therefore be a liberal hoax, like the Russian collusion investigation or the Impeachment process, whose objective is to bring him down.  His son and principal surrogate, Don Jr., clarifies the Trump camp posture by saying that Democrats want millions of people to die in the pandemic.

Trump far prefers fighting with everybody about everything to actually doing his job.  He is a liar, a con-man, and a fraud who lied and conned his way into the most powerful position in the world. He has repeatedly been revealed to be utterly incompetent, and we are all now paying a devastating price.

I would like to wear an N-95 mask the next time I go to the market. I had a whole package of them a while back, but used the last one during a spray-painting project and failed to get a new supply. Now, it’s impossible to find one. I looked on my healthcare provider’s web site for guidance, and saw that they had issued a plea for people to make masks at home and donate them to the facility.  The medical professionals that have always been there to help us must now ask us to help them.

I found this mask in my tool-box, but the filter cartridges are not available for purchase anymore – they’re designated on Amazon as “Prioritized for hospitals and government agencies directly responding to COVID-19 in the U.S.”

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Guess I’ll just have to take my chances when going for food. Like everyone else who’s been paying attention, I feel a bit trapped and without options, just waiting for the Angel of Corona to pass over. I never in a million years thought I’d say something like this, but, today at least, I think I’d rather be waiting in Taiwan.

 

 

Doubling Down

How many times have you read that Trump has “doubled down” on something? A hundred times? It’s almost always a situation where someone tried to call him on his bullshit, pointing out that what he said or did or predicted last month is now demonstrably false or inappropriate. I just googled “Trump doubles down” and got 208 million hits.

Trump is compelled by his disease to double down on everything. If he didn’t, someone might conclude that he was actually wrong about something, and that must never happen.

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The very real damage he has done with this personality defect includes costing people their livelihoods and even their lives. Remember the Central Park Five, those kids wrongly convicted of the Central Park Jogger attack? It was Trump that led the charge, relentlessly insisting on their guilt and prosecution without any evidence or due process, doubling down on this position even after the five were shown to be innocent and were released after years of incarceration, and continuing to double down even to this day.

And then there was the “Birther” movement. You may or may not remember that this absurd harassment of Barack Obama was led by Trump and kept alive by him years after everyone who was open to actual evidence about it realized it was nutty. Trump and his newspaper-of-record, the National Enquirer, wouldn’t let it go. Trump banged away at his talking points: “What’s he hiding? Why won’t he produce his long-form birth certificate? Every president should be required to do it! I have investigators in Hawaii and you wouldn’t believe what they’re finding! We’ll be releasing information soon”.

Right. We wouldn’t believe what they’re finding. You won’t release information because there is none. And oh, by the way, there were never any investigators, either. And the reason Obama didn’t want to produce his long-form birth certificate was that he was busy being president and couldn’t be constantly responding to every lunatic making crazy demands on him.

Obama bore the whole years-long assault with his remarkable equanimity and good humor, and, because it seemed like the only way to put an end to it, finally did produce the magic birth certificate, which of course convinced no one of anything.

And, of course, Tweety predictably declared victory, not because it proved Obama wasn’t born here, but because he had succeeded in forcing this unnecessary action by Obama when no one else could (because no one else gave an actual shit). And just to put a Trumpian bow on the whole thing, the man-baby refused to release his own birth certificate.

So I think we have to forgive Obama for doing the thing that lit the fuse that ultimately led to the Tweety administration – he had the audacity, after all the aggravation Trump caused, to poke some gentle fun at him at the 2011 White House Correspondents’ dinner. Watch this clip to understand the pathogenesis of Trump’s “movement”.

On that night, Trump’s humiliation was such that he vowed to take revenge against Obama and all the “elitists” who refused to take him seriously. And, as revenge-taking is one of the few things Trump actually excels at, he did it.

Trump’s first and only real policy imperative on being elected was to undo anything and everything the Obama administration had accomplished, no matter how great or how trivial. From the Paris climate accords to the Iran nuclear treaty, and from school lunch standards to re-naming a mountain,  the man-baby got busy reversing it all. If he couldn’t prove Obama had been an illegitimate president, he would erase the record that he had ever been president at all, illegitimate or otherwise.

The most important element of this project was the elimination of “Obamacare”. Trump’s Obama-erasing could not be complete as long as the historic, landmark health care initiative was still in place, especially since it had ‘Obama’ right in its name! Trump could not rest while the thorn of Obamacare was still in his paw.

As we all know, the republican obsession to gut or extinguish Obamacare has resulted in a years-long string of bills meant to diminish it and law-suits aimed at declaring its central tenets illegal or unconstitutional. But Obamacare survives, primarily because so many people believe that it was a good thing to enable tens of millions of people who hadn’t had health insurance to finally get it.

Which brings us to the Coronavirus pandemic. A lot of people with an ounce of empathy, i.e. democrats, as well as a lot of people who could never be accused of having any real empathy at all, i.e. some health insurers, have implored Trump to open an enrollment window for Obamacare during the Covid-19 crisis so that some of the afflicted can be helped, if only a little. People who have lost their jobs and thus their insurance because of the pandemic could benefit. Insurers had expected the Trump administration to open the window last Friday.

Although the annual enrollment period ended a couple of months ago, the Trump administration initially responded by saying they would “explore the options” of re-launching the HealthCare.gov website.

The decision has now been made. Nope. No Obamacare registrations during the pandemic. That might make it seem like Barack Obama helped someone, and worse, might imply that Trump had been wrong about something. Time to double down.

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The Adults in the Room

Yesterday, just hours after I wrote about Trump converting the Corona Virus briefings into campaign events, he abandoned all pretense of providing relevant information about the Covid-19 response. Millions of Americans tuned in to the afternoon briefing  to hear what’s happening, get some guidance, and maybe even find out when they can get an N-95 mask. Instead they got a press conference on new developments in The War On Drugs, an update on how fabulously effective Tweety’s “Wall” on our southern border is, and some self-congratulatory nonsense on the long-forgotten, imaginary “caravans” that have been assaulting our borders.

This went on for hours, while nervous citizens at home waited patiently for information about the pandemic.  Secretary of Defense Mike Esper was front and center with all the great news about Trump’s successes, and, of course, thanking him profusely for his “leadership” as is now required as the opening lines to any speaking part in the Tweety Show.

I hadn’t really paid much attention to Esper until this week, when he appeared on some news interviews explaining that he would not comply with Capt. Brett Crozier’s desperate request to evacuate the 4000 sailors on the U.S.S. Theodore Roosevelt, an aircraft carrier now in Guam. In the necessarily close quarters of the ship, where “social distancing” is not possible, dozens of men are already sick with Corona Virus and hundreds have tested positive. No mention of how many of the 4000 were tested in all.

Crozier wrote a four-page letter to the Navy Department that said, in part, “We are not at war. Sailors do not need to die. If we do not act now, we are failing to properly take care of our most trusted asset — our Sailors.”  Esper said he had “not had a chance to read that letter … in detail” and claimed the sailors were not seriously ill.

At the time I saw this, I thought, “Wow. Is this guy a moron or what?” Then I realized that he may be a perfectly sane and qualified person, who hoped to serve the country well in the vitally important role of Secretary of Defense. But when you work for Tweety, you need to give up all thoughts of patriotic service.  As everyone knows by now, everything Tweety touches dies. Your moral compass is the first casualty, and it’s a long, steady slide downhill after that. Guys like Michael Cohen, Paul Manafort, or Roger Stone didn’t really have that far to fall, since they had no moral compass to begin with, but even those who start out straight wind up in the same place anyway.

So I guess I wasn’t all that surprised to see Esper participate so enthusiastically  in the alt-Covid briefing.  There are fifteen “cabinet members” in the Tweety administration, but there might as well be none. Not a single one of them can say or do a single thing that Trump hasn’t personally authorized, and they must do everything that he commands.

Here’s a triva question for you: what do James Mattis, Rex Tillerson, and John Kelly have in common? The answer is the title of this essay: they were all once considered the adults in the room. They were well-qualified, experienced professionals who would not be yes-men to a man-baby and would intervene to thwart Trump’s most destructive impulses. We all tried to take a measure of comfort in the idea that they might be able to control events in some small way after a crazy-tweet, a lashing-out, or the implementation of an insane policy based on made up “facts”.

What happened to them has happened to every individual who has tried to do what they thought was right when it differed in any small way from what Trump wanted them to do.

So, for anyone still waiting for some useful information from Trump on Covid-19, just forget it. Even that hero of science and truth, Anthony Fauci, who has appeared to defy Trump’s nutty pronouncements on occasion, has had to pull in his horns time and again, and will do so even more as the death threats from Trump’s loyal brown-shirts increase.

But GOML does have a few nuggets for you.   Here ya go. If you want an N-95 mask, you’ll have to make one yourself. There will probably be no ventilators for you if you are hospitalized, and even if you got on one, you are very unlikely to get off it alive. There will be no vaccine for, optimistically,  another 18 months. There are no known meds that treat the virus effectively. Health care professionals, who are valiantly trying to help the afflicted, are most at risk, and their numbers will be greatly diminished by the time you will need them.

Hunker down and buckle up. It’s going to be a rough ride.

The Bully’s Pulpit

On February 26, 2020, Donald J. Trump informed us that Vice President Mike Pence would be in charge of the administration’s Covid-19 response. Trump was in India at the time and insisting that the situation in the U.S. was under control. A typical Tweet from those days, only a month ago:

“Low Ratings Fake News MSDNC (Comcast) & @CNN are doing everything possible to make the Caronavirus [sic] look as bad as possible, including panicking markets, if possible. Likewise their incompetent Do Nothing Democrat comrades are all talk, no action. USA in great shape.”

The appointment of Pence to this role was a response to that bunch of deep-state never-Trumpers known as the Center for Disease Control saying that the spread of the virus in the U.S. was all but inevitable, and various “advisers” whispering in Trump’s ear that some sort of action was called for.

Putting Pence in charge was a no-brainer.  If the virus was indeed nothing, Pence would be in charge of nothing. If it was as bad as those “scientists” were saying, Pence would be at fault and Trump would have a great excuse for dropping him from the 2020 ticket in favor of someone more aligned with his long term goals of self-enrichment and re-shaping the position of President into something more akin to Pharaoh.  Don Jr. would be perfect!

Anyway, something unexpected happened to cause Tweety to rethink this plan: people were actually listening to Pence and giving him a lot of kudos for the job he was doing. And he was on TV everyday for an hour or more. Clearly this could not stand.

So after a week or so, the daily Covid “briefings” were taken over by Tweety himself, with Pence standing dutifully and silently behind him, as better befits his true role in the Trump administration.

And the briefings themselves were transformed from a daily update on where we were with Covid-19 to a daily campaign rally where the usual Trump exaggerations, misinformation, and preposterous lying were combined with vicious attacks on the reporters asking for information and constant carping about what a mess Obama left him.

The beauty of being Trump is that his daily eructation of nonsense is so voluminous that there is simply no time to try to tease out actual information before the next day’s output. And, of course, no chance to hold him accountable for outright lies, even when they put the health and even survival of others at risk.

This enables him to say absolutely anything at all with the same air of conviction and self-righteousness as when he said the exact opposite, perhaps just the day before. A nice example of this is Tweety suddenly asserting on March 17th that “I felt it was a pandemic long before it was called a pandemic.”

The mind-numbing effect on his audiences of this daily whipsaw has always worked for Trump. If he had ever been elected to a position like Mayor or  Governor or even hall-monitor, where he was held accountable for his own actions, maybe things would be different now.  I remember those days of innocence after the 2016 election when we all thought that this crazy behavior would have to end, as the Presidency was not a joke, and anyway we had two other co-equal branches of government, congress and the courts, who would rein him in. And, of course, there would be plenty of clear heads in Trump’s own party who would call him on his bullshit.

If only.

Over the last three years, virtually every avenue of resistance has been eliminated. Not only has the attrition of honest Republicans like John McCain, Jeff Flake or Bob Corker made way for more sycophants, but those who supported Trump every inch of the way, like Jeff Sessions or Paul Ryan have been purged for trying to do their jobs as they understood them. Just one ambiguous action or remark can be a career-ender.  Even Trump’s most vociferous critics before the election, like Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, and even Mitt Romney have gone silent.

The other day Lindsay Graham, once McCain’s best friend and a vocal Trump critic, accused Nancy Pelosi of “the most shameful, disgusting statement by any politician in modern history.”  She had said Trump’s delayed response to the Corona virus would cost lives.

Of course it’s true. The problem created by Trump’s wild pronouncements is that his foot-soldiers out there in the heartland, i.e. republican governors, have to repeat and act on them. If he says Covid-19 is no worse than the flu, or that it’s a hoax, or that it’s completely under control and no one should change their behavior, well, OK, that is now reality, and policies will be announced reflecting it. But unlike Trump, those “leaders” on the ground can’t walk it all back the next day. Even if they could, the damage is already done: people congregated where they shouldn’t have, businesses stayed open when they shouldn’t have, respirators and ventilators remained un-manufactured for another day.  And, of course,  the average voter in those states doesn’t know what to think or what’s real.  Pelosi simply stated the obvious, but Graham was required to fight about it.

Trump’s de-fanging of the fourth estate is now complete. Not only is any news he doesn’t like immediately dismissed as “fake”, but he has now moved strongly against those who only wish to hold him accountable for his own words. He has issued an order that his critics Cease and Desist from quoting him in campaign ads.  According to this Slate piece, the order “threatened to sue critics of the president in a brazen effort to censor Trump’s opponents into silence”

There are no credible voices left to dissent to Trump’s war on science, expertise, and truth, and his re-election is all but assured. During this time when Trump is spewing on all media for hours every day, Biden is nowhere, completely irrelevant. I suppose we shouldn’t be surprised that Trump’s approval ratings have spiked upward during the last few weeks.

With Trump’s grip on information tightening every day, it is no longer newsworthy when he says something that is manifestly untrue, which he does dozens of times every day. On the contrary, it is now a news story if someone in the Republican Party disagrees with him, as Maryland Governor Larry Hogan did this week.  Citing Trump’s assertion that Corona Virus testing problems have all been solved, he said “that’s just not true.”

Hogan made the statement during an NPR interview, so there is virtually no risk of anyone in Trump’s thrall hearing it, so he may escape the inevitable wrath from the bully’s pulpit.  But I doubt it.

The N-word of the Narcissus

So, an African-American high-school security guard was fired from his job for using the “N-word”.  The school has a “zero tolerance policy”, and the principal said, “Regardless of context or circumstance, racial slurs are not acceptable in our schools.”  Therein lies the problem, of course. Context matters.

The context in this case was that the guard, Marlon Anderson, had been called to help remove a disruptive student (who is also African-American) from the property because he was threatening the life of the assistant principal. During the episode, the student called Anderson the “n-word” over and over, and Anderson finally replied, “Do not call me that name. I’m not your [N-word]. Do not call me that.”

Oops. He said it. Everyone heard him use the word. Fired. Zero tolerance.

Happily, I guess, Anderson got his job back five days later after a thousand people protested the absurd situation, including all the students at the school who staged a walk-out over it. Policy and enforcement seem to be determined by who vilifies the principal soonest and loudest. That’s just how things work in the internet age.

I don’t know why, but this article in the Harvard Crimson about a DACA protest made me think of the fired guard. I guess because they’re both examples of how “the left” makes an easy target of itself for Trump and Trumpism.

At Harvard, there was a demonstration and walk-out ahead of the Supreme Court decision on DACA (Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals), the program that allows people who were brought here illegally as kids to stay and work. Trump is against it, of course, as it is an Obama-era policy. Nuf ced.

But the protest turned from the DACA issue to an attack on the several Asian American student organizations that didn’t join the 21 campus organizations co-sponsoring the walk-out.  An open letter addressed to “The Asian American Community” condemning this inaction has been signed by 400 people at Harvard and elsewhere.  In other words, the whole thing swiftly morphed into the typical kind of thought-policing and anti-free-speech posturing that the student left is often accused of, and, in doing so, overshadowed and diminished the effectiveness of the DACA protest itself.

It’s crazy. It’s more important for these kids to attack and denigrate any of their peers who might not agree with them 100% on everything than it is for them to make their points on DACA.

And the letter itself contained several phrases that just jumped out at me as perfect fuel for the Trump attack machine. The first two are new (to me) elements of the lexicon of the left.

The protest was organized, in part, by the “Harvard Asian American Womxn’s Association”.  Hmmm.  I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that we need the term “womxn” because the term “womyn” (which we needed to get out from under the “men” thing) was not trans-inclusive?  Anyway, I hadn’t received the memo about this change. Now I know.

And then there is this phrase of castigation:  “You have outed yourselves as non-safe spaces for undocu+ people within the Asian American community”.  Huh?  “Undocu+”?  I have no idea why we need this term. Could it be that we just really want to avoid actually printing out the next three letters, “men”, that would be contained in the word “undocumented”?  If so, wow.

My problem with these terms is that if you’re going to change the “correct” vocabulary every week, you really need to be careful about calling anyone racist, sexist, homophobic, etc. the following week if they mistakenly use the now-incorrect language. You have to give us a fighting chance to get “woke”.

Last, and most preposterously, there is this:  “It is literally impossible to live as a person of color on the stolen land that is the United States without either being political or being politically instrumentalized by oppressive structures.”

Holy shit. Literally impossible. I’m not sure what the proposed solution to the “stolen land” conundrum might be, though clearly Harvard will need to be relocated at some point.  And I’m wondering if the problem of land-stealing oppressors also applies to Canada? Australia?  I already know their answer for Israel.  And what if you could argue that the land-stealers themselves were People of Color, as you might in the case of Brazil or even Pakistan? Are they oppressors as well, or are we giving them a pass under the only-white-people-can-be-oppressors rule?  Complicated.

Anyway, you all know how I feel about Trump, and if you don’t, just glance at any of these 107 articles. For a long time, I was just baffled at how 60 million people could be so loyal to him, until I realized it wasn’t love of Trump but rather hatred of “liberals” that animated them.

Examples like the ones cited today bring the issue into sharper focus for me, and tend to drain the last few drops of hope that I still had that, in 2020, we might be able to correct the disastrous course we have set ourselves on with this man.

Four More Years!

How many genders are there?

This was the question Joe Biden was asked by an Iowa college student today, and, of course,  his answer got him in trouble. I say “of course” since getting him in trouble was the sole purpose of asking him in the first place. After all, it wasn’t as if the asker really didn’t know the answer and was just sincerely hoping Uncle Joe could enlighten her.

Now, I realize that all GOML readers are extremely woke, maybe even woker than anyone else, but I’ll bet most of you didn’t know the right answer to this question off the top of your heads  any more than Biden did. In fact, I’ll bet most of you thought to yourselves, “well, the answer can’t possibly be two genders as that would be too obvious and not nearly tricky enough to embarrass a Democratic candidate”.

OK, so how many genders are there?

Well, before you have a chance to Google it and then pretend you knew it all along, I’ll give you a fighting chance with a multiple-choice test. Pick one:

A) 5

B) 58

C) 81

D) All of the above

The correct answer is “D) All of the above”. Click on the links given for A through C to find out how each is correct.

Biden’s answer in the moment was “At least three”, which you would think would satisfy the average Democrat, though “gender is a spectrum” is now the preferred way to skirt this silly trap. Obviously, the average Republican would mock him for saying anything other than, “Of course there are only two genders no matter what you hear on the fake news or in the lamestream media”.  And mock they did.

If the asker was pro-Trump, you have to give her credit for scoring some points for her side. If she simply preferred one of the other Democrats now running and wanted to diminish Biden to aid her choice, it’s just depressing, not to mention stupid.

Earlier this year, I wrote a post that some read as some sort of endorsement of Biden. It wasn’t.   I do not think Biden is the best choice we have for the next president. There are several, even many, other candidates still running who I would rather see leading the country, and I could name a few people who aren’t running as well. But our choice will not be which of these 20 should we elect. The choice will be Trump or one other person.

Single-issue voters on the left must abandon their narrow interests and pull together behind the strongest, i.e. most electable, candidate. Now is not the time for any potential Democratic voter to try to diminish any of the other candidates still standing. Even the most gender-clueless Democrat will serve the “I-only-care-about-gender-issues” voter better than Trump over the next four years.

Here at GOML, our view is that obviously any alternative would be preferable to Trump. But it is not up to us. It is up to the swing voters in a very few states, specifically white suburban and rural voters in a few mid-western states who voted for Obama in 2012 and Trump in 2016.

If you want to really get down in the weeds and find out why the electoral math makes this true, have a listen to this NYT podcast with Nate Cohn, who makes a convincing case that the election will be won or lost in Milwaukee, that Biden stands the best chance of anyone to beat Trump, and that the smart money is still on Trump.

The point of today’s post is simple if a bit harsh: if the issue that you care most about in life is not one that resonates with the farmers and blue collar voters in Wisconsin, you will ultimately make far more progress for your cause by just shutting up about it until after the election.

Trump is the best since Lincoln!

It’s official. After years of breathless anticipation, John Voight has finally revealed his official assessment of President Donald John Trump. And, guess what? Turns out Trump is the best president since Abraham Lincoln!

Voight, who starred in a good movie 5o years ago, has expressed his admiration for the tiny-handed, revoltingly-fat, extremely stable genius a few times in the past. For example, in a March 2016 Breitbart interview, he said

“Donald is funny, playful, and colorful, but most of all, he is honest.  He has no bull to sell, and everyone will discover the bull most politicians spew out is for their own causes and benefits,”

 

Right on.  I, too, believe it’s Trump’s level of honesty that is his most important and distinguishing characteristic.

Voight now says,  “Trump has made his every move correct”, and “This job is not easy, for he’s battling the left and their absurd words of destruction. Our nation has been built on the solid ground from our forefathers, and there is a moral code of duty that has been passed on from President Lincoln.”

Trump, never one to let flattery influence his thinking on who the most qualified and deserving candidates for various positions might be,  announced the appointment of Voight as a trustee of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts, serving through 2024.

Of all the various attributes that Trump has in common with Lincoln, I think it’s actually his debating style that most clearly mirrors what Honest Abe was really all about.

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The loser now will be later to lose

This week, Justin Amash, a Republican representative from a pro-Trump district in Michigan, broke ranks with his caucus by stating the obvious. He tweeted (of course):

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The response was immediate and predictable, with members of the House Freedom Caucus condemning him,  followed by the almost instantaneous primary challenge to Amash.  It is this kind of challenge that explains why no Republican will (successfully) defy Trump. The experience of Mark Sanford has been seared into their political flesh like the Mark of the Beast.

It’s exactly why Lindsay Graham, not so long ago one of Trump’s harshest critics and staunchest allies of Trump’s bête noire, John McCain, is now among the most unctuous sycophants in Trumpworld.

Over at CNN, there was some absurd and misplaced hope that Amash represented a crack in the dam or some such nonsense, and everything would be different now. If only. Slate was more realistic.

Here at GOML, the only real question was, “What insult-nickname would Trump come up with for Amash?” So many are already taken, but Tweety has a seemingly inexhaustible supply. Mayor Pete, for example, became “Alfred E. Neuman”, which no one saw coming. Biden is now “Sleepy-Creepy”, which coming from the Pussy-Grabber-In-Chief is just surreal.

If Trump doesn’t come up with something especially unique and cruel for you, he probably just isn’t that worried about you, and Amash seemed to fall into that category. He’s only got the catch-all “Lightweight Loser” so far, which is what Trump calls everybody that disagrees with him on anything.

I don’t really know how someone who has succeeded in getting elected to Congress can be a “loser”, but the word seems to have its own definition and parameters for Tweety.

So what do you think -will Amash have a job in Washington in 2020?

The Times, Are They a-Changin’?

Tweets are now law

On July 26, 2017, President Donald J. Trump woke up, rubbed the sleep from his eyes, and tweeted,

“After consultation with my Generals and military experts, please be advised that the United States Government will not accept or allow Transgender individuals to serve in any capacity in the U.S. Military. Our military must be focused on decisive and overwhelming victory and cannot be burdened with the tremendous medical costs and disruption that transgender in the military would entail. Thank you”

It caught everyone by surprise – the generals in question, congress, his own White House staff, and everyone else, especially currently-serving transgender military personnel.

At the time, I wrote that we were now entering uncharted waters, that our current form of governance was something new and in need of a new descriptor, as “democracy” didn’t quite describe it anymore.

I said,

“Please be advised…? Thank you.” That’s it? That’s all it takes now to disrupt the lives of thousands? That’s all it takes to change policy? No bills passed in congress after a spirited debate? Not even an Executive Order? Just 140 characters randomly blasted out to the world?

But even I didn’t think anyone would confuse this egregious example of Trumpian chaos-creation with anything that actually had legal standing. Like everyone else, I figured the other two branches of government would play their assigned roles and remind everyone what was actually necessary to make law. And Trump wouldn’t really mind, since he has no real convictions on the subject and only wants to “win”. It would be just another chance to show his base that he believes as they do and that it’s the congress, media, liberals, political judges, etc. who are standing in their way.

How wrong I was.

Trump’s two Supreme Court appointees, Kavanaugh and Gorsuch, joined the other “conservatives” today to rule 5-4 that the tweet is law until some other court says it isn’t. And, of course, if some other court does reject the tweet-law, it will ultimately find its way back to the same crew that ruled on it today.

So now the precedent is set. Trump tweets and we must obey. Can’t wait to find out what’s next.

 

Trump will win again

Did you ever wonder how the President of the United States could stand up in front of a group of servicemen deployed in Iraq and say, “You just got one of the biggest pay raises you’ve ever received. You haven’t gotten one in more than 10 years — more than 10 years. And we got you a big one. I got you a big one”, when absolutely nothing in that statement is true?

Or how he could tell White House reporters , “We’re putting in a resolution some time in the next week and a half to two weeks [and] we’re giving a middle-income tax reduction of about 10 percent,”  when no such legislation was pending and no lawmakers, Democrat or Republican, have any idea what he’s referring to?

These are just a couple of recent examples out of many thousands where Trump just made shit up, blathered or tweeted it, and has not only never been held accountable or even seriously questioned, but has gained politically while being supported by FoxNews and Republican lawmakers.

It’s baffling to anyone who expects the president to speak the truth as he understands it, or at least a deftly-spun version of it. It’s baffling to someone with principles, or someone who has any shame at all. It’s baffling to just about everyone except career grifters, pathological liars, and Donald Trump.

Once you fully understand that Trump has no principles or shame, and is a career grifter as well as a pathological liar, it’s possible to see the bizarre genius in his method.

It doesn’t matter to Trump if there is no actual pay raise or tax cut. What matters  is that the people who are ultimately disappointed by the broken promise will understand that he isn’t the bad guy in this story. It’s someone else’s fault, you see, because Trump tried his best to deliver. He stood right in front of us and told us he would do these things. He fought for them. If he lost the fight, he can’t be blamed – he’s our hero and standard-bearer. It was Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer, or Crooked Hillary, or that foreign-born illegitimate Muslim “president” that preceded him. Trump was the only one who ever tried to do the right thing! The liberals and the fake news media and George Soros conspired against him so they can implement their anti-American agenda!

Trump is ultimately going to win this silly “border wall” fight. Even if he loses. The important thing is to be seen as fighting hard against the forces that want to destroy America. And when the government finally does re-open, with or without his $5.7 billion, he’ll claim victory, insist the wall is already built and that Mexico paid for it, and so on. To his staff, he’s already said, “the country will not remember the shutdown, but it will remember that he staged a fight over his insistence that the southern border be protected.”

The brilliance of Trump is that he knows exactly which buttons to push and how to push them. And he doesn’t care who gets hurt or what’s best for the country or whether our system of government survives or if our position in the world is diminished to  pariah/rogue state/laughingstock. He only cares that, in the end, he “wins”.

Earlier this week, there was a disturbing story about blatant racism in a GM plant in Ohio, complete with “whites only” bathrooms, nooses hung in the shop, wide use of the “n-word” during the workday, and all manner of threats and intimidation. This isn’t the Jim Crow south we’re talking about here, but the modern, corporate, industrialized heart of America. In 2019.

There’s a tendency for us here in the Northeast, or elsewhere in the Blue States, to shrug this situation off as an outlier, and believe that most Americans see it as abhorrent. This is where Trump has us beat. He knows this thinking is pervasive. He knows that just under the surface, the majority of Americans have no particular problem with the culture in that GM plant, but are too savvy to let on. Trump knows he can appeal to these people and how to do it.

It’s coming into sharper focus now exactly how and why Trump allowed Steve Bannon and the “alt-right” to influence him so strongly during the campaign and in the first year of his presidency. He heard what they were saying and understood the power of the message. He saw they were on to something big, and even if the most egregious manifestations of it cried out for his condemnation, he never capitulated.

Don’t believe me? Watch this clip from “American History X”, where the Edward Norton character whips up his disciples into a mini-Kristallnacht rampage against a Korean storekeeper.

The language, arguments, imagery, sense of grievance and “white nationalism” is exactly what comes through in Trump’s rhetoric about the southern border and the threats to “our country”. It could have been written by Steve Bannon and recited by Trump verbatim in any of his MAGA speeches about “The Wall”.

Every president we’ve ever had until the current one, from whatever part of the political spectrum, understood that this thinking is a low-grade infection that has always been present in the American body politic. And every one understood the importance of pushing back against it. It’s been 50 years since this kind of thing has represented a remotely viable political platform on the national stage (I’m thinking now of George Wallace in 1968), but even then it was thoroughly, if not unanimously, repudiated by the vast majority of Americans.

Something has changed. We are being led by a demagogue, a career grifter and pathological liar. Even if the Republicans in congress come to their senses and finally push back, a horrifying reality has been revealed: 60 million Americans thought and still think a Trump administration is a good thing. When he is finally dragged, kicking and screaming, from the Oval Office, they will still be our neighbors.

Sore winner

During the run-up to the election, when so many people just didn’t believe they would ever have to say the words “President Trump”, many agonized over Tweety’s comments about the election being rigged, that there was massive voter fraud, that he may not accept the results, and so on. It was clear that his millions of followers were breathlessly awaiting his every Tweet, and eager to show their support for whatever he wanted them to do.

The legitimate fear throughout the land was that when he lost, he would rally the worst of them to violence in the streets. After the shocking election result, some took bitter consolation in thinking that at least this scenario was averted. It was also a given that impeachment proceedings would have immediately begun against President Crooked Hillary Clinton. Benghazi! Emails! So we were also spared that protracted convulsion.

What no one ever dreamed of was that even if he won, Tweety would continue to provoke violence in the streets. The Tweety era is proving to be far worse than we ever thought it would be, and we thought it would be pretty bad.

It’s very hard to understand Trump’s motives and behavior at this point, except if you embrace the notion that he is, in fact, deranged. He seems determined to fight with everyone, including loyalists, allies, and friends. He seems completely disinterested in the job of President. He seems to think his current role is an extension of his TV show, the ultimate purpose of which was to attract as many eyeballs as possible to publicize the brand and increase revenues.

During the campaign, Trump’s posture as provocateur and outsider helped distinguish him from a large field of aspirants. When the nomination was apparently in hand, all talk turned to when Trump would “pivot” from the vulgar flame-thrower to the serious candidate for office – when would he start to show he could be “presidential”? It seemed clear to everyone that his antics were inappropriate once he was the official standard-bearer of the Republican party.

Tweety himself often repeated the promise that he could be very presidential, “more presidential than anybody”, the most presidential except Lincoln.

Although he assured us of this capability repeatedly, he never acted on it during the campaign as he cruised to the nomination. He equated being presidential with being boring, and he isn’t boring.

It turned out he was on to something. The crazy-pants chaos candidate never wavered and actually won the election. It was stunning. Then all the talk turned to what would happen next – it was one thing to be so crazy before becoming the nominee, another to be so crazy before the election, and yet another to be so crazy while president! Something had to change. Obviously.

Many of us took comfort in President Obama’s serene assurances that the power of the Oval Office itself had a way of exerting itself on whoever sat there. Once in the job, any president would immediately be moved by the awesome responsibility and weight of the surroundings, and the reality that every word and gesture would now reverberate throughout the world, perhaps with terrible consequences. Obama said January 20, 2017 would be the day of a wake-up call for Trump.

But just as Trump refused to be presidential as a primary candidate, and just as he refused to be presidential as the nominee, and just as he refused to be presidential as President-elect, he has also refused to be presidential as President.

In fact, it isn’t a question of “refusing” to do it. He simply can’t be presidential. This is because he is and always has been manifestly unsuited to the role and because he can not rise to the challenge. The fact that he cannot “fake it”, which would be easy enough to do by simply surrounding yourself with professionals and keeping your mouth shut, speaks to his mental state.

He is who he is. There is nothing to be done about changing that. Only the 25th Amendment can help us now, and that is the longest of long-shots.

Section 4: Whenever the Vice President and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive departments or of such other body as Congress may by law provide, transmit to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives their written declaration that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall immediately assume the powers and duties of the office as Acting President.

Too much would have to happen that almost certainly won’t, starting with a Mike Pence mutiny.  I don’t think so.

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And it is not completely clear that we can ever go back to “normal” again when Trump is finally gone. The damage done by this man may well be permanent.

Trump boldly goes…

…to Afghanistan!

One thing you have to admit about President Donald J. Trump is that he has never wavered from his one overarching, bedrock principle: Look Out For Number One!

He doesn’t pussyfoot. He doesn’t flip-flop. He doesn’t waffle. What you see is what you get. Cover your own ass if you want to win and winning is all there is. There are no other issues or principles that matter.

A new poll shows that the Tweeter’s approval ratings in the three key rust belt states that gave him the presidency have not budged. He’s still their guy.

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Nothing matters to these people except “Obama is a Muslim” and “Lock Her Up”. Don’t bother reminding them of the Tweeter’s solemn pledge to get us out of the Afghan quagmire, tweeted (what else?) over and over again for years:

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Yesterday, a breathless nation awaited his long-promised brilliant plan for defeating al Qaeda and the Taliban, and was rewarded with a bold new policy: Into the Quagmire! It’s the only way! Kabul or Bust! More troops for the generals! More fodder for the cannons! Any reports of my abandoning the platform I was elected on are Fake News!

Of course, this announcement was made in the brilliant Trumpian style of pre-blaming others for its eventual failure.  He said he had always relied on his instincts in the past, had been hugely successful doing so, and that his instincts had been to get out of Afghanistan. But “his generals” had now claimed this was wrong and so he will reluctantly follow their advice.

Perfect. If, somehow, doing the same thing we’ve been doing fruitlessly for 16 years now magically produces positive results, then Trump’s a genius and a visionary and the best leader we’ve ever had. If it produces nothing but more body bags and years of grief for everyone involved, well, Trump is still a genius and a visionary – remember those instincts of his? The generals are to blame and will certainly pay with a good, public, career-ruining Twitter-shaming at the appropriate time.

Winning!

Best of all, no one now remembers or cares about the events of last week. It was only a few days ago that we all realized we had reached a historical inflection point and that Trump had to go.  He couldn’t bring himself to unambiguously criticize Nazis. Completely unprecedented and inappropriate for an American president of any party.  Remember? That was the straw that broke the camel’s back! No? OK, then. Never mind.

And if you don’t remember last week, I won’t bother trying to remind you of the week before. That was when the world was going to end because Trump recklessly dared the North Koreans to do something in Guam. Fire and fury, baby.

Tweety is winning. And all you losers who want to doubt him can just go home to Loserville and enjoy your loserpalooza.

Willie Mays Avenue

This week, we experienced another national paroxysm of “controversy”, the result of which is that a few more formerly obstinate people admitted what millions already found obvious: Donald J. Trump is a hyper-combative, utterly incompetent, ignorant narcissist who cannot do the job he finds himself in.

Also, he may or may not have proven himself to be a racist and Nazi sympathizer, though neither of those possibilities is nearly as important to the world as his utter incompetence.

On the plus side, a few monuments to the Confederacy have been torn down, thereby bringing the Civil War one baby step closer to conclusion, only 152 short years after the last shot was fired.

Also,  in some circles traveled only by the 1% , it has now become de rigueur to prove your bona fides on the subject of race by making some sort of gesture or speech about it, which doesn’t help all that much but doesn’t hurt either.

More than 40 years after the death of Tom Yawkey, Red Sox ownership is making little tiny noises about finally doing the right thing concerning the “legacy” of Tom Yawkey: killing it dead.

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Yawkey bought the Red Sox for himself a few days after he turned 30 years old in 1933 for $1.25 million, thereby sentencing the team and its die-hard fan base to decades of mediocrity. Yawkey had inherited $40 million from the lumber and iron empire built by his grandfather, and could finally access the money, having reached the age specified in the will.

Today, $40 million doesn’t buy that much. Maybe the privilege of watching David Price nurse a hangnail on the bench for two years, or maybe watching Pablo Sandoval eat hamburgers in the minors before recognizing you made another small mistake. But in 1933, it was real money.

Yawkey never earned or produced anything on his own, and treated the Red Sox as a private club, often taking batting practice with “his boys”.

He died in 1976, a year after the greatest World Series ever played, in which the Red Sox lost the seventh game and came up empty for the third time on his watch. They were one player short of success yet again.  The next year, Boston re-named part of Jersey St., on which Fenway Park’s main entrance sits, to Yawkey Way in honor of the great man. It’s been Yawkey Way since then.

In his day, most people in Boston thought Yawkey was a peach of a guy, and most had no problem with his views on black people. He didn’t like them. The Red Sox were the last team in baseball to put a black player on the field, waiting until 1959, and they did so half-heartedly. Pumpsie Green was the man’s name, a .246 hitter with zero power over his five year career.

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The Red Sox had the chance to sign Jackie Robinson and they passed. They did give him a tryout in 1945. A newly elected city councilman, Isadore Muchnick, campaigned to bring black players to Boston, and refused the usual formality of granting permission for the Red Sox and Braves to play on Sundays, unless they gave some guys from the Negro Leagues a tryout.

A day before the 1945 opener, Yawkey had Jackie Robinson, then of the Kansas City Monarchs, take the field for a look, along with Marvin Williams and Sam Jethroe. “We knew we were wasting our time”, Jackie said years later. No one from the press was there, and the whole charade lasted just a few minutes. It ended when someone from the stands yelled out. “Get those n—ers off the field”.

In 1945, the Red Sox weren’t alone in their antipathy. But in 1949, two years after Jackie was already in the majors and the direction of history was clear, the Red Sox passed on a 17-year-old prospect named Willie Mays, who they could have signed for $4500.

In the 1950’s, the Red Sox could have, and should have, had Ted Williams in left, Willie Mays in center, and Jackie Robinson at second. But Yawkey was too smart for that. Why try to win games with guys you don’t like when it’s so much more fun to relax with the guys you like?

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The above picture is Yawkey and Carl Yastrzemski, one of his favorites, after the “Impossible Dream” Red Sox backed into the 1967 World Series, surviving the closest pennant race in history.

Yaz had a season for the ages, playing a supernatural left field all year while winning the Triple Crown and M.V.P.  Wow.  He played great in the Series, too, hitting .400 with three home runs and an On Base Percentage of .500. He carried the team  into the seventh game, where the Red Sox put their Cy Young winner, Gentleman Jim Lonborg, on the mound with only two days rest to face the immortal Bob Gibson.  Gibson, of course, cruised to his third win of the Series, striking out ten and giving up only three hits, and ended the Red Sox season in the predictable fashion.

But a good time was had by all, right?

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The Red Sox were short just one player, as usual. Just one Bob Gibson. Or Jackie Robinson. Or Willie Mays. And it took another 37 years on top of that to finally get over the hump.

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Now John Henry, principal owner of the Red Sox, is entertaining suggestions for re-naming Yawkey Way.  I think “Willie Mays Avenue” would work.

My plan would be that the next time I’m down there on game day, and I overhear some kid saying to his father, “Dad, why is this ‘Willie Mays Avenue’?  Willie never played here!”,  I’ll look at them both sadly and say, “Exactly.”

Here’s what will happen next

The President of the United States has made it clear to White Supremacists, Neo-Nazis, and their sympathizers that they have a friend in the White House, that their voice is welcomed in the national discourse, that their concerns will not be marginalized. They will have a seat at the table and equal time as needed to make their points.

You’re probably wondering how the Republic can now endure. Clearly, we have reached a historic precipice and whatever happens next will impact us all for years to come. Whatever principles we thought we were fighting for in World War II have been abandoned, and new principles are taking their place. Clearly, there is no longer any doubt that Donald J. Trump is unfit and must be removed from office, one way or another.

It’s all a bit unnerving and I’m sure you’d like a little guidance as we stare into the abyss.

Well, you’ve come to the right place. Due to the exceptionally clear internet weather we have recently been experiencing, plus the well-known GOML clairvoyance on issues such as these, we can now tell you exactly what will happen next. Ready?

Nothing.

Exactly nothing will now happen to Donald J. Trump.

This latest firestorm will not occupy our attention as long as “Obama Tapped My Wires” or “Grab Them By The Pussy”. The news cycle has already started to move on with the van attack in Barcelona, followed by some exceptionally absurd tweeting from you-know-who about how General Pershing soaked his bullets in pig’s blood, thereby scaring Muslims out of terrorism for 25 years (carefully adding that you won’t find this in “some” history books. The fake ones, I guess.).

It’s now Tweety’s favorite time: time to “fight back”. No one does it better or enjoys it more.

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Re: Charlottesville, the subject has already been changed. Instead of discussing why the former Imperial Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan is congratulating the President on his courage, honesty and support, we will discuss whether Robert E. Lee occupies an important place in American history. Controversial!

Instead of asking why Tweety thinks counter-protesters are as bad as Nazis, or why he thinks they had no permit to assemble when they did, or why he is saying there were “many good people” supporting the “Unite the Right” rally when he can’t point to a single one, we will debate whether the “Alt-left” is a terrorist threat.

And right on cue, a State Senator from Missouri has stepped into the snare, saying she wished Trump would be killed. See? What’d we tell ya? The left is worse than the right! Nazis get very unfair treatment from the Fake News.

The goalposts have already been moved. There will be some hours of discussion where much evidence is produced that Tweety was right all along – that some people on the left are as bad as any on the right, that those who wish to honor our confederate past have been improperly silenced and bullied, that the fake media is fake, etc. etc.

Oh, and I almost forgot – the mayor of Chicago is now being asked to remove statues of George Washington because “It’s time”. Just like the Tweeter-in-Chief predicted! Now who’s the idiot, huh?

Political cover has already been granted to the professionals. Anodyne statements condemning racism and anti-semitism have been issued by former presidents and current congressmen. So brave! Seriously – was anyone going to issue a statement saying racism and anti-semitism weren’t really so bad? The President is not mentioned by name, except by the handful of usual suspects who are then personally attacked and dismissed as envious losers.

James Murdoch wrote a “personal letter” about it and pledged a million dollars to the Anti-Defamation League. Steve Cohen, a Democratic congressman from Tennessee says he will file articles of impeachment.

It’s all whispering in the hurricane, kids. Tweety is immune from such trifles. To quote the man himself, “Watch!”

As is to be expected, Tweety is already on the record with his own all-purpose condemnations of racism, thereby inoculating himself from his own disease and preemptively refuting evidence to the contrary.  As always, he has made sure that he has said something, however vague, that can prove he was correct from the get-go about anything and everything that might come up. The man has never been wrong once.

Apart from lack of any movement on the real issue here (bringing the Tweety era to a close), there actually will be some positive changes on the ground, although mainly only symbolic ones which will not stop the “free speech vs. hate speech” debate treadmill we just stepped on. Some Confederate monuments will finally be removed and some planned “Unite the Right” events will be cancelled. We repeat: Not The Point.

And late night comics are doing some great work. I particularly like this Jimmy Kimmel rant. Enjoy.

President violates Twitter T.O.S.

The In-House Corporate Counsel here at GOML has issued a strongly worded memo which will shortly be sent to Omid Kordestanti, the Executive Chairman of Twitter, and Jack Dorsey, its C.E.O.

The memo points out that the President of the United States is in clear violation of the Twitter Terms Of Services (T.O.S.) agreement that all users must abide by, and should have his account de-activated immediately, not only for the protection of the innocent people he routinely harasses using the social media site, but also to prevent further de-stabilization of the U.S. political and social landscape, and to improve the diplomatic climate on which world peace depends.

The memo sites the T.O.S agreement, noting particularly the “Abusive Behavior” element of the “Twitter Rules”:

We believe in freedom of expression and in speaking truth to power, but that means little as an underlying philosophy if voices are silenced because people are afraid to speak up. In order to ensure that people feel safe expressing diverse opinions and beliefs, we do not tolerate behavior that crosses the line into abuse, including behavior that harasses, intimidates, or uses fear to silence another user’s voice.

It is a regular and predictable event that when someone is mildly or even inadvertently critical, or is simply perceived to be critical of the President, that person will certainly be attacked and insulted via Twitter. Those attacks are exactly “behavior that harasses, intimidates, or uses fear to silence another user’s voice.”

Before yesterday, the most recent example had been Mitch McConnell, who made the mistake of mentioning that the President was new to the job and may not yet fully appreciate what’s involved in getting laws passed. This is something the Trump camp itself has repeated often as a way to emphasize Trump’s “outsider” bona fides, so McConnell certainly wouldn’t have thought himself to be attacking Trump. But Trump turned on him using Twitter.

But there’s no need to dissect that particular instance. The New York Times has kept a running account of Trump’s Twitter attacks on others.  There are hundreds and hundreds.

There is no question that these attacks are meant to silence criticism, and no question that they do so effectively. After the Alt-Right violence in Virginia a few days ago, Trump’s tepid and inappropriate response resulted in several CEO’s leaving his Management Advisory Counsel, starting with Merck CEO, Kenneth Frazier, followed immediately by the predictable Twitter attack-tirade from Trump.

Frazier was soon followed out by the Intel and Under Armor CEOs, but others stayed with Trump, not wanting to jeopardize their relations with a business-favoring White House, and, more importantly, not wanting to incur the Twitter-wrath of the POTUS. Who would want to be the subject of an attack-tweet from the leader of the free world?

Even Mrs. Stewie Generis, sipping coffee across the table from me as I write these words, is warning me to be careful what I write as there is a possibility that Trump could single us out and we wouldn’t want that!

In explaining why other CEOs and business leaders, e.g. Michael Dell, Jeff Immelt, and Richard Trumka, have issued statements abhorring racism but stayed with Trump and not endorsed Frazier’s actions, Michael Strain, an economist at the conservative American Enterprise Institute, said,

“I’m sure that corporate leaders feel some reticence to speak out because they’re afraid of being attacked by the president by name.”

Exactly! And exactly what violates the Twitter T.O.S.

So what should you do to support the effort to ban the President from Twitter? Spread the word. Write a letter to the Twitter management team. Carry signs. Get a bumper sticker made. Start an online petition at Change.org. Get involved!

You are hereby granted permission to cite the GOML legal team in your efforts and you should know we’ll be right behind you every step of the way.

Right up until that first attack-tweet hits us – then we’re out. I’m sure you understand.

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Tweeting towards Armageddon

Only 200 days into the current administration and we are apparently on the brink.  Another brilliant accomplishment for the man-baby!

The last time talk of nuclear strikes was so public and scary was in October, 1962.  The Soviet Union had installed missiles in Cuba, and President Kennedy had to figure out what to do about it.  He understood that the greatest threat he faced during the crisis was the accidental triggering of an action because of a misunderstanding, a misperception, or a miscommunication.  He was very careful with the words he used and strictly controlled the messages coming from others in his administration.

He had read Barbara Tuchman’s “The Guns of August” not long before, a book which focuses on how WWI got started, and the thought of just how easy it was to blunder into war was very much on his mind.  He asked his generals how many Americans would die  if a single missile struck the U.S., and was told 600,000.  He immediately pointed out that this was more than all the casualties of the Civil War, and that we hadn’t come close in 100 years.

J.F.K. had served with distinction in the Navy in WWII, and was a serious student of war, history, and the presidency.  He had a lot to draw on to make the important decisions needed, and he succeeded in averting war and getting the missiles out of Cuba.

Donald J. Trump, on the other hand, brags of never having read a book, successfully dodged military service, and demonstrates over and over that he knows little of war, history or the presidency.

The bluster that’s been coming out of North Korea has rarely been taken seriously in recent years, and Kim Jong Un has been regarded as an eccentric, somewhat comical pariah.  But with Tweety carrying the nuclear football, things have changed.  His “leadership style” is the same as that of Kim Jong Un. They both “value” unpredictability and will say anything.  In the case of Donald J. Trump, his “thoughts” almost always take the form of 140-character tweets, and they are never validated or vetted by anyone else beforehand.  Tweet first, ask questions later is the rule he has lived by.

This is an excellent recipe for the accidental triggering of nuclear war.  But unlike incendiary tweeting on other subjects, there will be little opportunity for walking it all back, “explaining” what was really meant, or blaming others as is his wont (there is already some viral disinformation blaming Bill Clinton for North Korea’s nuclear program).

I would imagine there are very few Europeans, for example, who would say there is any difference between Trump and Kim at this point – neither can be trusted and neither seems to be making any more sense than the other.

In 200 days, Trump has managed to reduce the status of President of the United States to the level eccentric, somewhat comical pariah.

But in the mind of the man-baby, “standing up” to Kim in this way is a unique “accomplishment”, and completed faster than anyone else in history!  Best of all, talk of Russian meddling in the election has been knocked off the internet, and everyone knows your approval ratings get a huge bump when you start a war!

Well done.

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Tweets are not nothing

When your president impulsively blasts out some crazy nonsense via twitter, there is a certain amount of comfort to be taken in knowing that whatever it is can’t and won’t happen because it’s, well, crazy.

But he’s the President. He tweeted it. It’s not nothing. It’s what was going through his tiny orange brain at that instant, even if he contradicts it the next. And even though tweets don’t (yet) have the force of law, or even an Executive Order, they do have an effect. At the very least, they can be a not-so-subtle, direct, and important threat. At worst they may have real consequences, possibly unintended.

Tweety often threatened to arrest and deport millions of undocumented immigrants, mainly through Twitter. None of these threats took the form of any formal policy (though he did sign some Executive Orders, which provide “guidance” on enforcing current regulations), much less law, and it was unclear how much of the bold talk could ever really be implemented or pass legal muster.

But simply tweeting about it bypassed all that messy debate that goes with making law, and all that messy paperwork and interaction with agencies that are supposed to be part of making regulations. The President had tweeted something, and this was good enough for Immigration officers and police, many of whom agreed with the sentiment behind it. From this February  NYT piece:

Gone are the Obama-era rules that required them to focus only on serious criminals. In Southern California, in one of the first major roundups during the Trump administration, officers detained 161 people with a wide range of felony and misdemeanor convictions, and 10 who had no criminal history at all.

“Before, we used to be told, ‘You can’t arrest those people,’ and we’d be disciplined for being insubordinate if we did,” said a 10-year veteran of the agency who took part in the operation. “Now those people are priorities again. And there are a lot of them here.”

Interviews with 17 agents and officials across the country, including in Florida, Alabama, Texas, Arizona, Washington and California, demonstrated how quickly a new atmosphere in the agency had taken hold. Since they are forbidden to talk to the press, they requested anonymity out of concern for losing their jobs.

The hoped-for effect was achieved just that quickly: illegal immigration apparently declined as many people feared heavy-handed treatment, legal or not.

When Tweety gives a speech to police about treating people they arrest less gently – don’t worry if they get a little bruised as you put them in the squad car – it has an effect. A lot of people wanted to hear something like that. Even if it’s followed by few hours of outrage on MSNBC and a few clarifying interviews with police chiefs assuring us that their policy will remain as respectful of law as always, you can bet there will be a few more bruises now. It’s inevitable.

When Tweety preposterously decreed over Twitter that transgender people will no longer be welcome in any role in the military, generals of all descriptions immediately emerged to explain that nothing will change until due process takes its course. But something will change. A chilling effect immediately takes effect and trans people will be less inclined to begin or continue a military career. Their numbers will be reduced simply by virtue of a tweet or two.

Tweety blames China for the rise of North Korea’s nuclear program. In a tweet. He thus creates a diplomatic problem. China will not ignore Presidential tweeting. They will adjust their behavior one way or another, irrespective of the diplomatic protocols of the past. Even if everyone agrees that such tweeting is not a substitute for the State Department, or treaty obligations, or existing back channel communications, tweeting is not nothing. It has a disruptive and possibly unintended effect.

Tweety is furious that the A.C.A. has not been repealed. He has repeatedly tweet-threatened to withhold payments known as “cost sharing reductions” to the insurance companies. This threat alone can de-stabilize the insurance markets and possibly have devastating effects on millions of people.

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Tweety is upset so it’s time to threaten the insurance companies, congress, and those who rely on their health insurance, in some cases to simply breathe.

And in this case, it is something that’s actually within the power of the president to do. It’s not an empty threat. And, as is his custom, Tweety tells us he’ll let us know what he’s going to do later in the week and that we’ll just have to “see”. No need for Congress or the Supreme Court. Just “we’ll see”.

Tweets are not nothing.  A few crazy tweets is all it takes to make a mess.

Please be advised…

We are apparently now living under a new form of government, the name for which is yet to be coined. It has major elements in common with “kakistocracy”, “kleptocracy”, and “plutocracy”, but none of those terms describe it precisely. “Idiocracy” doesn’t quite get the essence of it either. Neither does “dictatorship”, at least not yet.

But the ground is shifting beneath us daily, and could tilt more completely to any of these designations at any time. And then shift and veer more towards another, or something totally different the following day. I’m leaning towards “Twitterocracy” as the most accurate for now, given recent events.

Two quick examples from just yesterday make good indicators of this new paradigm.

The first is the President of the United States, using his own internet account, and with no consultation with anyone else, impulsively “Tweeting” an attack on a U.S. Senator in his own party, for casting a vote that he disapproves of.

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This is an insidious change in our national discourse. Murkowski, and every other congressperson, is not an employee of the president, and not appointed by him. Each member of the legislature is part of an institution meant to exercise power equal to that of the presidency. Like all representatives, Murkowski was chosen by the people at home, and directed to vote their conscience and her own, which she has done. In choosing to attack someone this way, Tweety is talking directly to those who elected Murkowski, using the bully pulpit to undermine her.

He is also playing with fire, as there will certainly be someone back home who will now regard Murkowski as “the enemy” who lets the country down. And, since the normal way of doing things is clearly obsolete, that person may not bother waiting for the next election to express his displeasure. What I am saying is that Tweety is recklessly inciting the mob here, and there may be tragic consequences, which of course Tweety will deny responsibility for.

And he’s choosing to attack an ally, a member of his own party, and someone whose support he will certainly need going forward! His idea is to bypass the usual methods of persuasion, like calling her on the phone, or inviting her to lunch, or asking the Majority Leader to give her a message from him, or a million other more civilized options that historical protocol offers. Or simply accepting that she voted her conscience and that this is how our system works. Instead, he has decided that bullying works best. For him.

If Mitch McConnell were actually a leader in any sense of the word, this is where he would draw the line. He would tell Tweety, publicly and sternly, to lay off members of his caucus and to do his own job and let the Senators do theirs. But he is not a leader.

All this comes after days of Tweety similarly attacking his own Attorney General, someone he hand picked for his loyalty and seemingly blind support just months ago. Attacking Jeff Sessions as “weak”, etc., is also unprecedented, not to say nutty, just like so many things Tweety has done. I’m tempted to say “everything” he has done, actually, as I’m having trouble thinking of a single example of Tweety observing presidential protocol or tradition. At least, in this case, the A.G. is someone he appointed, not someone elected by others. But that in no way justifies this method of showing displeasure.

Tweety has had many, many opportunities to talk to Sessions face-to-face about his complaints, as they were both in the same building at the same time on several occasions. But Tweety was holed up in “his private residence”, apparently in a FoxNews-induced trance. He chose to shame and humiliate and antagonize Sessions publicly instead. Sessions, it turns out, isn’t even on Twitter, so not only wasn’t the barrage meant for his ears only, it wasn’t meant for his ears at all. At least not directly.  WTF?

The second example is Tweety “deciding” that transgender people are no longer welcome in the military. He woke up in the morning, “consulted with his generals”, picked up his Twitter, and blasted away.

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“Please be advised…? Thank you.” That’s it? That’s all it takes now to disrupt the lives of thousands? That’s all it takes to change policy? No bills passed in congress after a spirited debate? Not even an Executive Order? Just 140 characters randomly blasted out to the world?

“Please be advised…”?

What’s next?

“Please be advised that from today forward, you will drive on the left hand side of the road. Thank you.”

“Please be advised that vegetables will no longer be allowed in grocery stores. Thank you.”

“Please be advised that your existing plumbing systems may no longer be used. If you choose to use water, you may purchase approved brands only. Thank you.”

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Folks, we’re in uncharted territory here. I don’t know if this form of government has a name yet. Any suggestions?

“I cannot tell a lie.”

When I was a little kid, presidents were expected to be role models for our behavior. It seems quaint now, doesn’t it? And we were taught that there were two presidents above all that represented the ideal: George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. They were so far above everyone else, that we actually celebrated the birthday of each, and some states actually had a state holiday for each.

That practice later morphed into one day, President’s Day, and the things that made Abe and George so important started to get lost in the mists. But I still remember clearly what exactly made those two special.

It was honesty.

The first and most important thing we learned about Lincoln was that he was “Honest Abe”. For Washington, it was that he “could not tell a lie”. When he was six he had to confess to the crime of using an ax that he had received as a gift to damage his father’s favorite cherry tree. This inability to tell a lie was what qualified him first and foremost to be president and to set the example that we kids must try to follow.

I’m not sure when we stopped requiring the president to set an example. Maybe J.F.K. was the last – the war hero and dashing young king of Camelot. We now know that Kennedy engaged in a lot of the same behavior that only a few years later led to the impeachment of Bill Clinton.

But that’s my point. The people who knew about J.F.K.’s private life bent over backwards to keep it private, and the press went along with it, even though many knew the truth. It was important to preserve the president’s good-guy image, because the youth of the country required it. You couldn’t expect tens of thousands of them to sign up for the Peace Corps, say, on the suggestion of a philanderer on pain meds, but they would go if a dashing young  patriot asked them to.

It goes without saying that no president ever has used a speech at the Boy Scout Jamboree to bad-mouth other presidents or whine about the lack of personal loyalty of those around him, but that is yet another shard that Tweety has managed to slice off the social contract that used to bind all of us together despite our differences. They’re just kids, for God’s sake. I get that we’re past requiring the president to be a role model, but are there really no conventions left that this president should be expected to honor?

But it’s the lying thing I can’t stop thinking about. The new acceptance of the ideas that lying doesn’t really matter, or that everyone does it, or that it’s not actually lying if you believe it, or that we all know what was really meant, etc. etc. is profoundly disturbing.

Words used to matter, but no more. When Tweety said, “On 9/11, I saw thousands of Muslims dancing in the streets of New Jersey”, it was a lie. Or at least it was a “lie” using our previously accepted definition of the word, which was “not true”.

But it was true enough for Tweety and therefore true enough. What you have to understand to appreciate the new standard is to know that in this example, “I” meant “Someone”, that “saw” meant “thought”, that “thousands” meant “some”, that  “dancing in the streets” meant “were not unhappy”, and that “New Jersey” meant “somewhere”.

In other words, if Tweety or one of his family members were to say, “I did not chop that cherry tree down”, we all can understand that he probably did, and should be commended for his honesty in getting out in front of the whole controversy.

In any case, it no longer matters.

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Collusion is not a crime

Unfortunately. Because if collusion was a crime, the “Russia investigation” would be over. Obviously the Trump campaign “colluded”. They did it proudly and in broad daylight all through the summer of 2016. Remember?

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Maybe you’re thinking, “No, that was just the appearance of collusion. Using ‘oppo’ that originated from Russian hacking is different from seeking it out.” Maybe so, or maybe that’s a distinction without a difference. There was a time, Before Tweety, when just the appearance of misconduct was enough to sink a candidate, but there’s no use pining for an irrelevant past, especially one in which we were only pretending that principles and integrity were real things.

The “smoking gun” of collusion is the meeting that Little Tweety (or as my grandfather might have called him, “Tweetski”, or, perhaps, “Tweeteleh”) took with the Russians. They told him they had some dirt on Hillary, and Tweetski rushed right over to see what goodies they had for him.

His defense of this behavior was that they didn’t have anything too exciting, so nothing came of it, so no big deal, so the Failing New York Times can just shut up about it already. But that misses the point: the meeting itself was the collusion, not what might have been said in it.

But, alas, collusion is not a crime. So what are we actually investigating? It’s all a bit confusing, which in itself is another huge victory for the forces of chaos, and for those who thrive on chaos and benefit from it. But the bottom line is we’re still looking for the fire amidst all the smoke.

The fire might be conspiracy to violate election laws, for example, if the Russians directly provided anything “of value” to Trump. Or it might be a violation of the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act if the campaign told the Russians what exactly they needed them to hack. And of course the biggest issue would be lying under oath, for example in registration forms or security documents.

I highly doubt any form of “lying”, under oath or otherwise, could sink Tweety at this point, as everyone knows he lies all the time and no one really cares. The other day I wrote about Scott Adams’ explanations and apologies for Trump’s behavior, and, on the subject of Trump’s constant and outrageous lying, he said that everyone knows what he means and he lies in the “right direction”. The example he gave was Trump’s assertion that on 9/11 he saw thousands of Muslims in New Jersey dancing in happiness. This never happened, of course, but Adams explained that everyone understood him to mean that many Muslims worldwide thought that 9/11 was some sort of “victory” and were happy about it, and that everybody should be able to agree that this was certainly true.

Lying has thus been redefined and downgraded, and Trump’s use of language is frustratingly imprecise and ambiguous in all cases anyway. So if the Russian investigation “proves” some lies were told along the way, the response from those who matter (Republicans in Congress) will almost certainly be, “So what?” Same as Adams, actually.

But none of that is what I really want to stress today. I’m thinking about the Russian motivation for interfering in the election in the first place. You may not remember that they didn’t actually think Trump was going to win at any point. So what were they doing it for?

Their goal was to undermine confidence in the whole voting process and create controversy that would persist after the election and would diminish the effectiveness of the new president (presumably Hillary Clinton).  They would thereby diminish American standing in the world by showing that the election process was flawed, that at least one of the candidates was indeed “crooked”, and that other models of selecting leaders were no better or worse. In short, there would be much less reason to regard America as a shining example of “Democracy”, and much less reason to regard democracy as a system preferable to any other.

My point for today is that they really needn’t have bothered. For months leading up to the election, Tweety was already loudly proclaiming that the whole thing was rigged and “unfair” and suggesting that it wouldn’t be over after the vote. He was threatening to contest “the peaceful transfer of power” that distinguishes our country from dictatorships, theocracies,  and sometimes even monarchies.

During the final presidential debate, Trump refused to say whether he would accept the election results, and at one point said he would accept them only if he won. Speaking about Trump’s view of the integrity of the elections, President Obama pointed out that “That is dangerous…this is not a joking matter”.

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Trump had his troops so riled up that there was a genuine fear of violence in the streets if Hillary won, and many Hillary supporters actually took a small measure of consolation in Trump’s victory, as this violence was thus averted in the only way it could have been.

Donald J. Trump undermined our electoral process and diminished our standing in the world far more effectively on his own than any army of Russian operatives could have.

Collusion may not be a crime, but for me and millions of others, Trump is certainly a criminal.

Pardon me

It’s official. Everything you thought you knew about how our government works is wrong. Also, politics, international relations, the press, law enforcement, and every other aspect of public life.

There was a time Before Tweety (B.T.) when Republicans took Reagan’s dictum that you never spoke ill of another Republican to be an immutable law. Trump proved that that was not true.

There was a time B.T. when you knew a presidential candidate would have to produce his medical records to prove he was fit and that he wasn’t insane. Trump proved that that was not true.

B.T., it was thought a candidate was required to produce his tax returns to assure the electorate that he was honest, to gauge his charitable giving, and to show if there were any conflicts of interest. Trump proved that that was not true.

B.T., it was thought that, if elected, you had to divest your business interests and put assets in a blind trust to avoid conflicts and to free you to concentrate on the work of the people. Trump proved that that was not true.

B.T., Russia was understood to be a power hostile to our ideals and way of life, and impeding our ability to make it available to others around the world. Trump proved that that was not true.

B.T., the F.B.I., C.I.A., and other intelligence-gathering agencies were thought to be working to help us defend ourselves against all manner of attack and subversion. Trump proved that that was not true.

B.T., it was thought that the role of the press was crucial in shedding light on ambiguous policies and ethical lapses, and that at regular intervals they would be able to ask the questions of those in power that citizens were owed the answers to. Trump proved that that was not true.

B.T., it was thought that the President was not above the law, and that ultimately he must answer to congress and the courts. We thought the resignation of Richard Nixon proved this. Congress had the power to try him for high crimes and misdemeanors, and, when he saw they were going to do just that, he cut his losses as best he could and resigned in disgrace.

Nixon’s successor, Gerald Ford issued a presidential pardon (Proclamation 4311) that granted Nixon a full and unconditional pardon for any crimes he might have committed against the United States while president. It was controversial because many people thought it was a subversion of our system of checks and balances, and because they wanted to see Nixon tried and punished like any other citizen, which they thought they knew to be the way things should be.

But Ford thought it would serve the country better to just move past the ugliness that Nixon had created in the Executive branch, and that civility and public trust would be restored faster by just ending the agony. Maybe he was right.

Even Nixon never thought that he could escape his persecutors by simply pardoning himself. Why resign and wait for his successor to do it? Why not just do it yourself and retain the presidency and skip all the shame? Why not?

Even Nixon could see that it would be an insane abrogation of the power of the presidency and the public trust to attempt such an audacious and dystopian gambit. Even Nixon saw that it made no sense in the context of the American system.

Everyone could see this was obviously true, and for Nixon to pretend it wasn’t would be to affirm the accusations of his most vicious detractors: it would prove he was an insane megalomaniac, a narcissist with no understanding of the principles American government and justice, and no respect for the citizenry.

But Trump has now proved that even this is untrue. He has pronounced that he has the absolute right to pardon aides, family members, and, yes, even himself. And like everything Trump, he may able to justify it all with some sloppy wording in some statute, some missing comma, some failure to include language that no one ever conceived would be needed, some atom of ambiguity that turns everything his way. In this piece, the Failing New York Times asks the question, “Could Trump pardon himself?”, and answers:

This is not clear. The only limitation explicitly stated in the Constitution is a ban on using a pardon to stop an impeachment proceeding in Congress, and the only obvious implicit limitation is that he cannot pardon offenses under state law.

And like everything Trump, having asserted it or tweeted it or even thought it makes it true enough for his followers and for those who feel they benefit somehow by letting this slow-motion dismantling of our social and political institutions continue.

We thought we knew that a president was “only” a president, and not a dictator, a king, an emperor, a pharaoh, or a God. Trump is proving that even that is not true.

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Defending Trump

I really don’t know what to make of Scott Adams. As you know, he’s the creator of Dilbert (which I greatly enjoy), a prolific blogger and author, a trained hypnotist and many other things.  He’s clearly a very intelligent guy.

Although he doesn’t come right out and say anything like “I think Donald Trump is a great president”, by the time you’ve assembled all his defenses of Trump and combined them with all his dismissals of Trump’s flaws, there’s just no other conclusion you could ever come to.

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He was an early predictor of Trump’s success, a staunch defender (although he would probably prefer something like “explainer”), and, above all else, an admirer. Adams is interested in all aspects of “persuasion” and insists that Trump’s skill set in this area is so much better than anyone else’s that it’s hard to even measure it.

I used to spend more time on the Metafilter website than I do now, and I was always a little perplexed by their disdain for Adams, who is basically Persona Non Grata there. It was based mostly on his disregarding site rules and protocol. At one point he used another identity to argue for his own points (a little like Trump impersonating his own P.R. guy, now that I think of it), and also for some of his less politically-correct observations. But I always thought they were too hard on him.

After listening to Sam Harris’s conversation with Adams on his Waking Up podcast, though, I’m beginning to think Metafilter was right all along. In this conversation, Adams stretches credulity in his defense of Trump, all the while cleverly “agreeing” with the premise of various questions, like Trump is a liar. Basically Adams’ response is “So what?”, since he only lies about things that don’t matter, and anyway he always lies in “the right direction”, meaning everyone knows kind of what he meant and agrees with his ideas even when the facts he cites to support them are wrong.

In the podcast, Harris asks him a lot of questions I have always wanted to ask a Trump apologist, like how to explain Trump’s involvement with the obvious scam of Trump University. Basically Adams says it was a franchise operation and Trump can’t be expected to control every aspect of how his franchisees behave. Harris says, yes, but what about now that he knows it was a scam, and Adams has more and more unlikely explanations. I recommend you give it a listen. For me it started out as extremely interesting and gradually morphed into infuriating.

Adams explains the reaction of Trump-haters to the things Trump says and does as “confirmation bias” and “cognitive dissonance”. It’s hard to know how to defend yourself against these charges, but it’s interesting to listen to someone with real intelligence jump through hoops to defend Trump – assuming you’ve got your blood pressure meds nearby, that is.

Enjoy.

One giant leap for mankind

It was 48 years ago today that Neil Armstrong became the first person to set foot on the moon.

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In the following three years, five more successful missions to the moon’s surface were completed (and one, Apollo 13, that didn’t quite get there). By December, 1972, 12 people had walked on the moon. No one has been there in the 45 years since then. No one has even left low earth-orbit.

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The primary reason we undertook the moon-landing adventure was to beat the Soviet Union and assert our dominance in the “space race”. To the lay person all these years later, it doesn’t seem like we got much out of it, though physicists, materials scientists, cosmologists, and others would disagree.

It all seems like it happened a million years ago. In fact, to a lot of people, it seems like it never happened.

This morning, when I googled “Moon landing 1969”, I got 1,620,000 hits. Pretty good. Then I googled “Moon landing hoax” and got 3,730,000 hits. Turns out, the whole thing was probably a big phony government cover-up. Thank God for the internet – I’d be walking around with all the wrong info without it.

Your president is keeping an open mind about it so far. One of his most trusted advisers, Roger Stone, knows that the moon landings were faked.

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But Tweety hasn’t taken a firm position, on the record at least. Campaigning in Sacramento a year ago, he seemed on the fence about it:

Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump said today he believes the moon landing in 1969 was real but “many people” believe the whole thing was orchestrated by the federal government to impress the world and scare the Soviets. “I’m not saying I believe that, but many people have questions about it,” Trump said at a campaign appearance here. “There are people who know about these things who say they saw the interior of a warehouse in Los Angeles converted to look like the surface of the moon, complete with fine dust and craters and the whole thing. Lot of tinfoil lying around. Did NASA hire a Hollywood crew to distract us from Vietnam? I don’t know.”’

To paraphrase Armstrong: One step for a small man.

Tweety vows revenge

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OK, it’s getting a little scarier now.

Your president is bigly honked off about his most recent abject failure, i.e. to deliver on the inane, empty, foolish promise (i.e. “lie”) he blathered on the campaign trail.  “You’re going to have such great healthcare at a tiny fraction of the cost, and it’s going to be so easy”, he confidently told adoring acolytes at an October rally in Florida.  “It begins with immediately repealing and replacing the disaster known as Obamacare”.

Wow.  “Tiny fraction”?   Count me in.  The Dealmaker in Chief will probably pull this off before breakfast on January 21.

By now, I’m sure you’ve all seen Tweety saying that Republicans aren’t going to own this and he’s not going to own it, and we’ll let Obamacare fail and then the Democrats will come to “us” asking how to fix it.

Is there any point in reminding him that he’s president of all of us now?  That the “us” vs. “them” dynamic of the campaign is no longer in effect?  That actively wishing for tens of millions of Americans to lose their health insurance doesn’t make him look “presidential”?  It actually makes him look like a jackass.

According to this FNYT piece, entitled “Trump vows Revenge”, Tweety has the power to do more than just wish for the failure of the A.C.A.  He can actively work towards it by refusing payments to insurers, failing to enforce the individual mandate, and continuing to speak publicly about how he wants the A.C.A. to fail.

Maybe he should take a second to read the fake news.  No, wait.  He’s not going to actually read anything.  Let me try that again: maybe he should take a second to have someone read to him a thought from today’s Washington Post: Why can’t the Senate repeal Obamacare?  Because its policies are actually popular.

But, Tweety prefers the Russian approach, enunciated so well at Stalingrad in the infamous Order 227: Ni shagu nazad.  Not one step back.  It cost them hundreds of thousands of lives there – as any commander who dared make a strategic retreat in order to fight more effectively another day was subjected to a military tribunal (or simply shot).  But, in the end, they prevailed.

Mitch McConnell will now go to Plan C, which we might as well refer to as “Ni shagu nazad”:  to force a vote in the Senate to simply repeal the A.C.A. with no replacement.  It is understood in advance that such a vote will fail, but McConnell wants his troops to be on the record as having voted to repeal or not, so that they will have to explain themselves to a tribunal of their constituents back home, which will be held at the polling place in 2018.

It really wouldn’t be that hard to do for an honest person.  All they’d have to do is say something like, “We Republicans promised you something that we shouldn’t have.  We told you the A.C.A. was a job-killer.  It wasn’t.  We told you there would be “death panels”.  There weren’t.  We told you we had a better idea.  We didn’t.”

We’ll now see how many of them are actually honest.

Or, they could just go home and simply say: “We repealed Obama, but we’re going to keep the care. Win Win”.  That should satisfy the “Lock her up” crowd.

Tweety wants an “accomplishment”

Your president has changed his message so many times on Obamacare, it’s hard to keep it all straight.  He’s veered wildly from asserting he had a “beautiful” health plan ready to go, saying that Obamacare should be replaced with a Republican alternative, saying it should be repealed first and replaced within hours or days, and so on.  But, really, what difference does it  make?  Don’t burn any calories trying to decipher today’s “message”, because it will certainly change by the time you’ve done it.

But, for the record, here’s Tweety’s current wisdom:

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Tweety wants to accomplish something, anything at all, really,  to add to his non-existent list of already-accomplished accomplishments.

The phrasing is kind of odd, though, suggesting “Republicans should…”. Shouldn’t that be “We should…” or “We Republicans”?  I suppose this is what happens when you only give yourself 140 characters to enunciate policy and couldn’t be bothered about working with legislators to understand the details of what you’re offering.

Or maybe it’s just another way to distance yourself from those losing losers who will be blamed for not delivering on the “promise” that swept them all into office.

Remember?  They all promised to take away health insurance from the tens of millions who were able to acquire it after the A.C.A. was passed seven years ago (oh, and cut taxes for rich people who don’t have to worry about coverage).  And all their ecstatic constituents waved their flags and chanted “lock her up” at the prospect.  So much winning.

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Problem is, many of those same constituents have started to rub the pixie-dust from their eyes and have woken up to the reality of what’s about to happen, even though Mitch McConnell did his best to ram the whole scam into law without anyone knowing what they were voting for, even his fellow senators.

According to this Failing New York Times piece, entitled Old Truth Trips Up G.O.P. on Health Law: A Benefit Is Hard to Retract , Susan Collins, Republican (in name only) from Maine,

“said she was besieged by constituents who urged her to oppose the Republican plan: a conservative Republican who was worried about the impact on her grandson, who has cystic fibrosis; a small-business owner in a town where the hospital depends on Medicaid for more than 60 percent of its revenues and is the second-largest employer; a working single mother and her 9-year-old daughter who, for the first time in the girl’s life, were both able to get affordable insurance.”

Interestingly, most of the Republican opposition in the Senate is not of the Collins variety, though. Mike Lee of Utah and Jerry Moran of Kansas, are opposing the bill because it’s still too “generous”.  They want not only to repeal Obamacare, but completely gut Medicaid as well.

For the moment, the repeal effort is dead and Tweety will have to accomplish something else instead.  On the plus side, he’s doing very well in the polls. His approval rating dropped to a record low 36%, but he noted that that’s almost 40%!  Not bad!

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Tweety, you’re the best and no one can deny it. Everyone loves you.

Tweetin’ Donny is president and they’re not

That’s basically the President’s only platform and message. You could sum it all up in two words: “Nyah nyah”.

He doesn’t know what’s in the Republican Health Care bill or care. He doesn’t know much of anything except “I won!”.

He thinks the presidency has two purposes only:

  1. to punish those that dare to defy or criticize him in any way. He takes the “bully” part of “bully pulpit” literally, and
  2. to enrich himself. No wonder he admires Putin so much.

At this point, the blame is squarely on FoxNews and the Republicans in Congress who keep pretending this is all normal, and in any way good for our country.

They have no reason not to push back now. FoxNews is in a ratings decline, now trailing CNN and MSNBC, and the congressman’s fear of losing to the riled up voters of Trump’s “base” should be diminished as even the low-information voters are tiring of Tweetin’ Donny’s antics.

It can’t go on this way.

The World Hates Us

We’re only five months into Trump’s Make America Great Again project and the damage is enormous. It’s far greater than just what has resulted already from Trump’s attacks on our environment, our educational system, our health care system, our judicial system, our security services, our legislative processes, our independent media, and a wide range of individual citizens who have been reproached, vilified, and ridiculed.

It’s our place in the world that has suffered most.

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Our allies don’t trust us. Our treaty commitments are up for “re-negotiation”. The “soft power” we have exercised worldwide through the example of our institutions, political culture, educational opportunities, and our economic and philanthropic outreach is diminished.

This WaPo piece describes the precipitous decline of our status in Western Europe and our tremendous surge of esteem in Russia. It offers some explanations, including,

What is surprising, said Frank G. Wisner, a former diplomat who served under Democrats and Republicans, is the degree to which Trump has scorned principles the United States has not only long espoused but also helped to define in the previous century. These include democratic governance, free markets, collective security, human rights and the rule of law — commitments that together, Wisner said, delineate the liberal international order.

This Pew Research Center piece describes a poll of 37 nations, summing it up by saying, “Trump and many of his key policies are broadly unpopular around the globe, and ratings for the U.S. have declined steeply in many nations.”

There is a  ton of information and detail in the Pew study – well worth a look. Here are a couple of highlights:

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The image, esteem, and power of the U.S. has been enormously diminished in just a few months, but it’s Trump himself that takes the biggest hit:

A median 22 percent are confident that Trump will do the right thing in global affairs, down from 64 percent who had confidence in Obama.

The Failing New York Times rated Trump’s first 100 days as the “Worst On Record”, but that’s the sort of fake news that explains why they’re failing.

Trump’s view of his own success is, of course, entirely different. In that “cabinet meeting” he held recently, where the agenda consisted of each cabinet member in turn describing how unbelievably great Trump is, he said,

“There has never been a president, with few exceptions, who has passed more legislation, done more things.”

Way to go, man-baby. And thanks for nothing.

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Our Civil War

No, not that one.  A new “War Between the States” has been brewing for a long time and it’s heating up.

Your President was calling for “unity” at the congressional picnic the other day. He was referring to the baseball field shootings that seriously wounded Representative Steve Scalise, and the many expressions of bi-partisan feeling that followed. The message was certainly appropriate and much needed, particularly coming from this president, who seems to enjoy fighting with everybody more than just about anything else. Except maybe eating. (Yes, I know fat-shaming is a no-no, but I’m making an exception here. OK?)

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So diplomatic. So presidential. So hypocritical.

The man who so solemnly called for much-needed unity had just come from taunting Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (on Twitter, of course), for losing the special election in Georgia. Not that she was running for anything in Georgia, but that doesn’t matter. The election had been thought of as a referendum on Trump’s popularity, but somehow turned out to be a referendum on Pelosi. At least it did in the estimation of FoxNews and, therefore, the man-baby.

She lost. So, of course, a good presidential twitter-taunting was in order as it always is for any loser. He could have simply praised and congratulated the winner, Karen Handel, but apparently that wouldn’t have been very satisfying.  Or, apparently, very unifying.

But zinging Pelosi wasn’t enough. He had to include a dig against Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, who will now be forever known as “Cryin’ Chuck”.

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Anyway, none of this is really new – we’re all now inured to Trump’s bullying and bellicosity. Amazing, but it’s true. We’re just worn down by it all and no one in Congress or on Foxnews will admit it’s a bad thing. They’re all abetting it and must share the blame for allowing it all to become “normal”.

Which brings me the the War Between the States. Texas vs. California, that is.

This article reports that California has now declared that it will not support travel to Texas. It says,

Last week, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott signed controversial legislation into law that allows child welfare providers — including faith-based adoption agencies — to refuse adoptions to hopeful parents based on “sincerely held religious beliefs.”

In response, California Attorney General Xavier Becerra announced Thursday that his state will prohibit its employees from traveling to Texas because Texas has enacted laws that, he said, discriminate against gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender individuals and their families.

Texas, home to the nation’s second-largest economy, joins California’s growing list of states — Alabama, Kentucky and South Dakota were added at the same time — to which state-sponsored travel has been curbed because of similar legislation.

The Blue vs. The Gray was bad, but we can at least understand why it happened. The Blue vs. The Red is just baffling.

Is this how we want to live? Who does it help? Can you imagine this happening during the administration of any other president?

President Jackass obstructs justice. Again.

So today the man-baby came clean about not having any recordings of his conversations with James Comey.  That in itself could be newsworthy, as Trump virtually never “confesses” to anything.

Actually, he didn’t “confess” this time either, but rather indicated that it was all a bluff to influence Comey’s testimony before congress – meant to keep him “honest” – and he bragged about how well it worked.

Hang on a second while my head stops spinning. There, OK. Let’s see if I have this right.

  1. The President of the United States fired the Director of the F.B.I., James Comey, and then explained on national television that he did so because he was unhappy with the investigation of Russian meddling in the election, and wanted to somehow end it. He thereby confessed to committing Obstruction of Justice.
  2. The President of the United States then tweeted a veiled threat about having recordings of his discussions with Comey before Comey was to testify before Congress.
  3.  The President of the United States is now bragging about not actually having any such recordings after all, but being successful in his attempt to influence Comey’s testimony (by “keeping him honest”), thereby committing Obstruction of Justice. Again.

The President of the United States appears to be a bit clueless about some of the basics of what is and is not appropriate for him to say. Actually, he appears to be a complete jackass.

As always, though, the people who need to understand this don’t care and aren’t listening.

 

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You can’t stop free enterprise

Trump’s proposed budget includes steep cuts for many programs designed to help low-income Americans, the homeless, and others who need shelter. It keeps one program, though, and of course that program benefits Trump personally.

It’s a housing subsidy that pays landlords directly, and Trump has a 4% stake in a Brooklyn building that’s part of the largest subsidized housing development in the country. According to his recent financial disclosures, this position earned him $5 million between January 1, 2016 and April 15, 2017.

It doesn’t matter whether Trump is still personally involved with this investment in any way or whether he personally saw to it the subsidy wouldn’t be cut, though I would imagine that both are true given his long track record. What matters is that this is the very definition of “the appearance of a conflict of interest”, and the reason it is so important that elected officials avoid it by divesting such holdings. Except Trump, who has divested nothing.

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Starrett City, Brooklyn

I simply do not understand why this one crazy bully is immune from standards that everyone in this country has been held to for years, irrespective of political affiliation.

Some prescient fretting about Trump’s “divestment” strategy in this WaPo piece from just before inauguration.

Another potential boost for Trump’s revenue could come if HUD reverses a 2007 decision in which the agency blocked owners from selling the property as Brooklyn’s real estate market boomed.

Trump clashed at the time with Sen. Charles E. Schumer (D-N.Y.) and other opponents of the sale, who accused owners of seeking to make money at the expense of poor tenants. “You can’t stop free enterprise,” Trump told the New York Daily News. “This is not Communist China.”

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Trump now more popular than Obama!

It’s the weekend and Trump just woke up. You know what that means, kids – right? It’s crazy-tweet time!

So at about 7:00 A.M. today, the man-baby started tweeting about accomplishing all those fantastic accomplishments he’s already accomplished – more than anyone else ever has. It’s historic! And it’s all happened “despite the distraction of the witch hunt.”

And, best of all, his popularity is now higher than Obama’s!

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Except, of course, that it isn’t true.   After the same amount of time as President, on June 18th 2009, President Obama had an average approval rating of 59.8. This is 9.8% higher than Trump’s Rasmussen approval, and 19.8% higher than Trump’s overall average approval rating this week.

But the story here isn’t Trump’s crazy-tweets or his tenuous connection to the world of facts, much less “truth”. No one takes seriously anything the President of the United States says or tweets anymore. Everyone has already accepted that and moved on.

The real story here is that our President is obsessed with his poll numbers, and with Barack Obama, to the point where doing the actual work of governing has been pushed aside. There’s just no time for it. Making up stuff to brag about and watching TV to see how you’re doing is a full-time job.

“The evil that men do lives after them.”

Stewie invited me to add my comments today, so here goes.

Thoughts about the Shakespeare in the Park controversy:

Donald Trump’s behavior is disrespectful, vicious and mean spirited. He is delighted to sink to the lowest level, demeaning former presidents, former candidates for president, government officials and helpless private citizens.

He selects his victims randomly for ugly attacks that inflame and infuriate. The bar for civilized behavior no longer includes “civilized” and is so low that even reasonable, ethical people jump into the fray and begin mimicking his despicable behavior. He has crossed the line so often that he has taken the rest of us firmly with him.

When he dismembered our government, did he take our common sense and respect for others away too? I think so.

A case in point is Shakespeare in the Park’s production of Julius Caesar. Delta Airlines and Bank of America have withdrawn their sponsorship because the current presentation “depicts the assassination of a Trump-like Roman ruler.”

If this is a metaphor for our times, and I believe it is, portraying Julius Ceasar as Donald Trump is unnecessary. I haven’t seen the production, but perceptions can often be more powerful than reality.   Creation of a violent image of a sitting President of the United States being assassinated is never appropriate. There are arguments on both sides of the question, “Does art inspire behavior?”, but the question I have is whether our society wants to own this image and whether it will be too late to leave all this behind A.T. (After Trump).

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Rubber-necking the Trump-train

Everyone knows that Trump is a “ratings machine”, and he is very proud of that. Whatever show he appears on gets great ratings, and whatever event he attends becomes the center of news coverage, obscuring any other that might be happening at the same time, even a Presidential Primary debate.

It’s always struck me that he is discounting the “rubber-necking” effect. Have you ever been in a traffic jam on an Interstate, wondering what’s going on and speculating that there must an accident up ahead, only to find out that there was indeed an accident, but on the other side of the road that shouldn’t have impacted you at all? Everyone on your side slowed down to gawk. or rubber-neck, as they drove by, creating an annoying delay.

Well, I often tune in to see Trump as well, just to see what kind of accident he’ll cause, or to get my adrenaline going if I’m feeling lethargic. I’m contributing to his great ratings, but not in the way he thinks.  I’m just rubber-necking.

This Quinnipiac Poll, done on May 10, has a lot of interesting information about the man-baby’s approval ratings, for example:

  • 61 – 33 percent that he is not honest, compared to 58 – 37 percent April 19;
  • 56 – 41 percent that he does not have good leadership skills, little change;
  • 59 – 38 percent that he does not care about average Americans, compared to 57 – 42 percent April 19;
  • 66 – 29 percent that he is not level-headed, compared to 63 – 33 percent last month;
  • 62 – 35 percent that he is a strong person, little change;
  • 56 – 41 percent that he is intelligent, compared to 58 – 38 percent;
  • 64 – 32 percent that he does not share their values, compared to 61 – 35 percent.

From the text:

“There is no way to spin or sugarcoat these sagging numbers,” said Tim Malloy, assistant director of the Quinnipiac University Poll.

“The erosion of white men, white voters without college degrees and independent voters, the declaration by voters that President Donald Trump’s first 100 days were mainly a failure and deepening concerns about Trump’s honesty, intelligence and level headedness are red flags that the administration simply can’t brush away,” Malloy added.

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But of all the information in the poll, my favorite is the answers to the question, “What’s the first word that comes to mind when you think of Donald Trump?”

Before you check the result below, let’s play a quick game of “Family Feud”. Think about how you would respond to this question. How does your guess compare to the most popular ones in the survey?

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Trump “charity”

CNN is really milking this Comey testimony thing. For days, they’ve had a permanent “countdown” displaying how many seconds are left before the Big Show.  Ratings! Revenue! Spectacle!

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It’s pretty pathetic. I’m going to risk my reputation as the present-day Nostradamus and predict that when we finally hear what Comey has to say, it will be absolutely nothing you don’t already know. Yes, the “news” outlets will go crazy all day tomorrow and for a few days after, assuming the man-baby doesn’t come up with some huge distraction, wilder even than “tapped my wires”. But, as for Comey,  there’s no there there.

First of all, Comey’s primary concern is his reputation for being incorruptible, non-partisan, fair,  and, above all, not vindictive. This requires him to make no overtly anti-Trump statements or statements that could be deemed to be self-serving in refuting what the man-baby has spammed us with for weeks, even including the made-up exculpatory verbiage in the termination letter he sent to Comey. Remember that stuff about having assured Trump on three occasions that he wasn’t under investigation?

Second, we already know Comey’s version of events from various other sources. And it’s a highly believable, even obvious, account. Trump tried to influence him to drop the Flynn/Russia investigation, thereby committing the crime of Obstruction of Justice, an impeachable offense. Shocker.

And last, his testimony can never live up to the absurd advance hype it’s getting, no matter what. Maybe it won’t be as disappointing and deflating as Rachel Maddow’s “We’ve got Trump’s tax forms, tune in at 10:00” debacle, but I can promise you it won’t be worth the wait. Stop licking your chops. You’re going to remain hungry after this feast.

But this doesn’t mean there isn’t a little red meat for you in today’s news to keep you satisfied, at least until lunch. Let’s try this one from Forbes: How Donald trump Shifted Kids-Cancer Charity Money Into His Business.

The ABC News version says:

According to IRS filings, the Eric Trump Foundation in 2012 spent $59,085 on its annual Golf Invitational fundraiser held at the Trump National Golf Club in Westchester County, New York — money that skimmed from donations to St. Jude’s Children’s Research Hospital. Those expenses ballooned to $230,080 in 2013 and to $242,294 in 2014, according to the filings. It is unclear from these tax forms how much of those payments went to the Trump Organization.

Forbes reported that in 2011, costs for Eric Trump’s golf tournament fundraiser tripled because his father realized that the organization had not been charging for the event and there were no bills to prove it. The Foundation declined to provide Forbes with an itemized list of expenses for the tournament.

Charity experts told Forbes that the amount paid to the Trump Organization for a golf tournament fundraiser for St. Jude’s “defy any reasonable cost.”

This, of course, is further proof of the value of seeing Trump’s tax returns, but I guess that ship has sailed. No one who understands this needs to see this new evidence, and anyone who does need to see it isn’t listening and doesn’t care.

It does remind me once more of what Michael Bloomberg, someone who certainly knows,  said about Trump: bloomberg

Trump is who he is. He wants and needs to stiff everyone. Even kids with cancer.

Mr. Trump’s Wild Ride

It had to happen.

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Is there no one who can get Trump to stop tweeting? We’ve been asking this question since long before the election, and for a long time the answer has been quite clear. No, there is no one can who convince the man-baby that he would be much better off, and even enjoy higher approval ratings, if he could just control himself a little better. Not Hope Hicks, Kellyanne Conway, or Sean Spicer.  Not even Jared or Ivanka, those two phantoms who allegedly have the strongest influence on him.

But he just can’t do it. Saying that he’s “impulsive” doesn’t describe what we’re seeing here. It’s more like a schizophrenic toddler with Tourette’s.

It’s often been noted that his tweets are craziest when he’s alone. At night before bed or when he’s just woken up in the morning is the real danger zone. There’s no one around to stop him then. Maybe it would be different if his spouse lived with him. Who has a greater interest in keeping your foot out of your mouth and the power to do it? Remember the strong and effective influence exerted by  Rosalynn Carter or Nancy Reagan?  It wasn’t a bad thing.

Sooner or later, Trump was going to make an international joke out of himself (and, thereby, all the rest of us), with some completely incoherent or accidental tweet. Last night was the night.

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Obviously, he hit “Send” before he meant to, probably while trying to correct what he’d written, but that’s exactly the point. He’s the President of the United States. Every word he says has the potential to move markets, dominate the international news, impact global alliances, or even start wars. He can’t be carelessly, accidentally, or even impulsively hitting “Send” any more than he can “Launch” or “Strike” or “Detonate” or whatever it actually says on that red button on the “nuclear football”.

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And he didn’t delete it for hours, prompting speculation that maybe he’d had a medical episode of some sort.

Almost immediately, #COVFEFE was trending on social media and all kinds of great jokes and memes were speeding around the internet. Check some of them out here. Trump is an international laughingstock. Again.

Coincidentally, the talent pool for new hires is also running dry. No one wants to work for this guy. Would you? Not knowing whether what you say today will be contradicted or undermined tomorrow? Knowing for sure that you’ll be fired at some point? The number of people who are willing to sign up for Mr. Trump’s Wild Ride now is tiny, and few competent pros are among them. Trump only really trusts family members, and they’re already all on the payroll.

What a mess.

Angry Germans on the move

This article in the Washington Post yesterday describes Angela Merkel giving a speech in which she says that Europe “really must take our fate into our own hands.”  She’s the leader of the most powerful country in Europe and is saying that, based on Trump’s behavior and words on his recent trip, they can no longer rely on U.S. support, that those days were  “over to a certain extent. This is what I have experienced in the last few days.”

Trump managed to piss off the Germans and all the other members of NATO on this trip, as only he can do. Here at GOML, we have mixed emotions about all this.

Our first, visceral reaction is, “yeah, good idea – fight your own battles for a change”. But then I realized I was taking a baby step towards falling under the spell of the man-baby’s populist, history-averse, fact-free, bullying, Make-America-Great-Again, ignorant blathering.

Hang on, I thought, I’m looking at the leader of Germany advocating German strength to over a thousand closet übermenschen in a Munich beer hall, and getting a prolonged standing ovation. We’ve seen this picture before,  and should understand where it can lead.

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Today’s German loves to think of himself as an environment-respecting, tolerant, pacifist and conscientious objector, or, if he’s of a certain age, a heroic member of The Resistance. But scratch the surface and add a couple of liters of Weizenbock, and you’ve got, well, the same old German we’ve all learned to admire so much over the years. For 70-some years, they’ve been keeping their heads down and channeling all their energy into building expensive cars and whatnot, but now the man-baby has them stirring again.

In the comment section of the WaPo piece, someone calling himself AngryGermans, starts by rightly pointing out that the Germans have promised to spend 2% of their GNP on NATO by 2024 and they are not in arrears, as Trump has bloviated (is there no one who can correct him on these things?), and so on. But he finally works himself up to:

Everyone in Germany hates the thought to have nuclear weapons. That said, i don’t think we would hesitate to build them if needed. Yeah and Germany won’t take years for it, like North Korea or Iran. We can do that in weeks.

To which someone who sounds suspiciously like Stewie Generis replies,

The proof that Trump is an idiot: he’s now got AngryGermans bragging that they can build nuclear weapons in weeks and their leader getting a standing ovation in a Munich beer hall for advocating German strength (sound familiar?). Angry Germans have shown themselves, repeatedly, to be the greatest threat to peace and sanity the world has ever seen. Thanks, President Crazypants. Wait till you get a load of what angry Germans will do to the rest of us as soon as their economy turns south.

Anyway, how does it serve our interests to undo decades of European/American diplomacy intended to keep the Russian bear out of Europe and the Germans under our military control?

It doesn’t. But you know whose interests it does serve? Wait for it…

I’ll give you a clue: his name begins with “P” and rhymes with shootin’.

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Trillion dollar infrastructure plan

Remember that one? At the end of March, Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao (a.k.a. Mrs. Mitch McConnell), assured us that the Trump administration would be unveiling its $1 Trillion dollar infrastructure plan in 2017.

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No details, though.

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Welp, the Trump team has come up with its proposed budget, and guess what? There are $200 Billion in infrastructure cuts in it. Huh?

Yeah, it’s shocking. Or it would be if you’re still capable of being shocked by anything these idiots do. Given Trump’s limited attention span and minimal grasp of public policy, I think we can assume the budget reflects Steve Bannon’s wish list  as much as anything else.

This short video clip is kind of funny I think. Trump actually seems to be reading about his priorities for the first time when explaining them to some governors in February. He seems genuinely surprised by what’s written down for him. “Can you imagine that”, he marvels when reading about our $20 trillion debt.

In this budget, there are deep cuts for Medicaid and anti-poverty efforts, huge cuts for science and medical research, the complete elimination of 66 programs, a historic reduction in federal employees, a huge increase in military spending, and so on.

Larry Summers, former Treasury secretary in the Clinton administration and top economic adviser to President Obama, says the whole thing is built on an egregious accounting error.

Anyway, about that infrastructure program. Turns out the plan is for states and municipalities to sell off their “assets” – you know, bridges, airports, stuff like that –  to “unlock” their value.  Trump (or someone who has his ear) wants to spend $200 billion over 10 years to “incentivize” private, state and local spending on infrastructure. They sell their assets to private investors and the government pays them a bonus for doing it! Chao explains it this way: “You take the proceeds from the airport, from the sale of a government asset, and put it into financing infrastructure”.

Get it? Easy peasy.

They’ve figured out that privatizing public property turns out to create a better world.   Sell the airports to the Russians. The ports to the Chinese. The roads to the Kochs. What could go wrong?

A question of stamina

“She doesn’t have the stamina to be president.” That’s what Trump repeatedly said of Hillary Clinton on the campaign trail back in September.  Click on this for a smile:

Hillary replied,

“As soon as he travels to 112 countries and negotiates a peace deal, a cease fire, a release of dissidents, an opening of new opportunities in nations around the world, or even spends 11 hours testifying in front of a congressional committee he can talk to me about stamina.”

This week, the man-baby ventured out of Mar-a-Lago for his first trip abroad, a perfect opportunity to impress us with his superior stamina. Well, as with all things Trump, it didn’t quite work out that way.

In Trump’s inspirational speech to the Muslim world, he stupidly referred to “Islamic extremism” when he should have said “Islamist extremism”, a difference his predecessor Barack Obama understood well.

Obama refused to use the expression “Islamic terrorism” for very good reasons, and FoxNews and Trump never stopped criticizing him for it. “How can we address the problem if we can’t even name it?” they howled. He won’t say the words because he romanticizes Islam, they said.

In using this expression that he has used so often before, Trump thereby offended the entire Muslim world (again!), something which his predecessor tried not to do. It isn’t helpful, Obama often explained. It makes things worse.

Well, now Trump’s White House is back in damage control mode as usual. Why did Trump use this foolish phrase? Does he not understand the distinction between “Islamic”, which describes things related to the religion, and “Islamist”, which describes an often violent political movement? No, no, of course he understands that. All that criticism of Obama was months ago. Ancient history. You can’t seriously be bringing that up now, can you?!

Well, why then? Are you ready? He was “exhausted”!  Apparently he lacks stamina! Unbelievable.

After one lousy plane ride, in which he had an entire 747 to himself with a full Trump-size bed to sleep in.

On Sunday night, a senior White House official said Trump’s decision to say “Islamic extremism” instead of “Islamist extremism” as written in his prepared remarks was not intentional but the product of exhaustion brought on by the rigorous travel schedule.

 

“Just an exhausted guy,” the senior White House official said.

 

If it’s too much to expect him to not make an idiot out of himself, and further incite the already insane,  because flying in total luxury and serenity for 14 hours is too difficult, well why send him in the first place?

 

We could just let good ol’ Rex take care of it. He’s got some stamina, doesn’t he? At least the stamina of any other Secretary of State. And a lot more than that tired old Crooked Hillary, right?

 

Asked on Air Force One about the President’s fatigue, Secretary of State Rex Tillerson told reporters Monday, “He’s doing better than I am. And he’s got a few years on me.”

 

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“I’m Tired”

 

If you’re hoping that maybe someone in the Trump camp will say either that they were wrong to criticize Obama for trying to avoid intemperate language, or that they were wrong to be so strident in their attacks on Hillary’s stamina, well, we don’t have anything for you. It’s all old news, but thanks for the trip down memory lane, as Kellyanne Conway would say.

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Can’t wait to find out what kind of problems Trump will be causing for us and for himself on his first trip abroad. He’ll be visiting Saudi Arabia and Israel, and, of course, has put forward many nonsensical opinions about both in the past.

He is supposed to be giving an “inspirational” speech to the Saudis about moderate Islam. Last year, his Facebook page said, “Saudi Arabia wants women as slaves and to kill gays.”  And during a presidential debate, Trump said Saudis were “people that push gays off buildings” and “kill women and treat women horribly.”

As we have often been told in recent months, Trump is not “ideological”, but “transactional”. This is supposed to be a good thing for us because it frees him from the constraints of protocol and history, and allows him to exercise his purported greatest strength, that of master negotiator.  He’s a businessman, you see, not a politician. What a crock!

In fact , this “transactional” nonsense is just another way to say he has no principles, doesn’t really understand what he’s talking about from minute to minute, and certainly can’t be held to any past statements because he didn’t really mean them the way you thought and anyway they were just opening gambits in some fantastic negotiation he was conducting on our behalf.

Trump reverses course and contradicts himself so often that he ultimately takes all sides of every question. The beauty of this approach is that you can brag that you were “right” all along when whatever happens happens. It also helps him to speak in a weird kind of gibberish, never using complete sentences, and ignoring the usual subject-and-verb conventions of English language communication. He can rightly say that everyone misunderstood what he was really saying,  got it all wrong, and are criticizing him for political reasons and because they’re all losers.

Part of being “transactional” is to criticize every action and statement of your perceived enemies, the list of whom becomes longer every day. During the Obama administration, there was basically nothing that happened, big or small, that Trump didn’t find fault with. The simple explanation for this, of course, is that his “views” are just the parroting back of whatever he sees on FoxNews.

Anyway, when Obama went to Saudi Arabia in 2015 to attend the funeral of Saudi King Abdullah , Michelle Obama did not wear a headscarf. Many people applauded her for this, including both yours truly, Stewie Generis, and my cousin Screwie. There are limits to how far the First Family of the Free World should have to go to accept customs that are in opposition to our own values, and maybe we should be “leading” in this area by setting an example.

Of course,  citizen Trump was outraged by the First Lady’s “insult”. He was worried about creating enemies, a subject about which he is truly an expert. He tweeted,

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Can’t wait to see Melania and Ivanka in head-scarves.

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Partisanship will prevail

This FiveThirtyEight article breaks down the three biggest scandals of the last 50 years to try to illuminate what might happen with the Trump presidency. The article stops short of saying it, but the take-away is that party loyalty will save even this toxic clown. Those of us who believe that Trump is clearly unfit for office and has already committed impeachable offenses, and who are wondering why in the world Republicans can’t see this, will have no satisfaction.

The article analyzes the Watergate, Iran/Contra and Lewinsky scandals, and points out that virtually every step of the way, only a handful of lawmakers of the incumbent’s party ever voted against him, and that those few who did were “centrists”, an obsolete designation in today’s G.O.P.

The piece notes that,

Even as Nixon aides resigned and the Watergate controversy grew around the president in 1973, many congressional Republicans were arguing that the investigations of the president were overly aggressive. Two future GOP presidents, George H.W. Bush (then chairman of the Republican National Committee) and Reagan (then governor of California), called Nixon and assured him that he could get through the scandal.

Reagan counseled Nixon to hang on because “this too shall pass”.

Even after the Saturday Night Massacre, which many see as the fatal blow for Nixon’s presidency, Republicans stood by him:

The House Judiciary Committee held a series of votes about recommending Nixon’s impeachment in July 1974. All 21 committee Democrats, and six committee Republicans, voted for the first article of impeachment, which essentially accused Nixon of obstructing the investigation of the Watergate break-in. The other 11 Republicans voted against that article. There were three articles of impeachment against Nixon. Nineteen Democrats voted for all three articles of impeachment. Just one Republican did. A majority of the Republicans on the committee, 10 of the 17, voted against all three articles.

Note that the committee consisted of 21 Democrats and 17 Republicans, and that Democrats controlled the House, unlike today, and only a simple majority is required to send Articles of Impeachment to the Senate. Today’s House is controlled by Republicans, 246-187.

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What finally killed Nixon was that there were a handful of principled Republican Senators who were willing to do the right thing, notably Howard Baker, the top Republican of the three on the Senate Watergate Committee. Even he let party loyalty cloud his judgement, as he let his aides discuss progress with the Nixon White House.

The Senate at the time of Watergate was controlled by Democrats 56-42. A two thirds vote in the Senate is needed for impeachment, so the task at hand wasn’t as difficult as it is today, where Republicans control the Senate 54-44-2 (2 independents).

But today’s political landscape is completely different than those good old days of simple partisan divisions. Cable news, the internet, gerrymandering, Dark Money, Citizen’s United, and many other factors have produced a state of hyper-partisanship which really has little resemblance to the Watergate era.

This Wapo article, entitled “Only Republicans can stop Trump right now. History suggests they won’t.” says,

Recent history also justifies fears that Republicans will not stand up to Trump. Flake, McCain, Sasse and other senators have all clashed publicly with the president before. But those are just words, and talk is cheap. With the occasional exception when Republicans have been able to spare one or two votes, GOP senators have marched in lockstep with the Trump White House. McCain in particular has continued his years-long pattern of tut-tutting Republican leaders and then voting with his party anyway.

If Flake, McCain and others want to show us they are truly troubled, then they will need to do more than put out a statement. They need to join with Democrats and refuse to vote for a new FBI director (and perhaps even other Trump appointees or legislation) until a special prosecutor is appointed. Nothing short of that is acceptable.

It’s fun to watch Trump’s “disapproval” ratings go up each week and his “approval” ratings go down, but we need to remember (and the man-baby is constantly reminding us) that these numbers do not matter and that those who predicted the election based on such numbers were completely embarrassed.

What matters is that Trump’s approval rating among those who voted for him has not changed at all. It’s holding steady at 88% and will edge up whenever he does something “big”.

What matters is that the electoral map of Trump’s victory remains the same.

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Obstruction of Justice + Treason = ?

A few days ago, the President of the United States admitted to the crime of Obstruction of Justice on national television. In an interview, he told NBC’s Lester Holt that he fired the Director of the F.B.I., James Comey, because he was frustrated by the investigation into Russian meddling in the election, which he said wasn’t real but rather made up by Democrats who lost an election they should have won.

This is Obstruction of Justice, an impeachable offense.

He left out the part about how it was the very same Comey’s timely revelations about the investigation of Hillary Clinton’s emails that tipped the scales of the election. It’s hard to remember now, but the reason everyone was so upset about which email account Clinton used was that she might reveal classified information to our nation’s enemies, e.g. Russia. Even though no such information was revealed, Trump repeatedly called for Clinton to be “locked up” for her imagined crimes.

But with Trump, Obstruction of Justice is like everything else. Nothing. Republicans in Congress said he had a right to fire whoever he wants (not if it’s Obstruction, he doesn’t), that it’s all smoke and no fire, and so on.

Only four days ago, I wrote,

By next week it will all be forgotten, replaced in the “news” by stories about the selection of the new F.B.I. director, who, by the way, will certainly be loyal to Trump. Or by some other craziness, maybe the new investigation into voter fraud, led by a proponent of Voter ID laws. Or more likely by something we just can’t see coming right now. Your assignment: come back here in a week and add a comment about what it turned out to be!

Well, don’t bother. It didn’t take a week and we already have the answer. Yesterday, we learned that the President revealed highly classified information to the Russians in that meeting that only the Russian news agency was allowed to cover. He was bragging to the Russians about all the “great intel” he gets every day (Really? Who’d have imagined?). The WaPo article says,

The information the president relayed had been provided by a U.S. partner through an intelligence-sharing arrangement considered so sensitive that details have been withheld from allies and tightly restricted even within the U.S. government, officials said.

The partner had not given the United States permission to share the material with Russia, and officials said Trump’s decision to do so endangers cooperation from an ally that has access to the inner workings of the Islamic State. After Trump’s meeting, senior White House officials took steps to contain the damage, placing calls to the CIA and the National Security Agency.

This is Treason, also an impeachable offense.

To summarize, Trump wanted to lock up Crooked Hillary Clinton because she couldn’t be trusted to keep our secrets out of Russian hands, and applauded James Comey for revealing that the F.B.I. was investigating her handling of emails, an investigation which ultimately resulted in nothing.

In a fit of petulance, he then fired Comey for investigating the Russian hacking of the very emails we’re talking about, because it might be revealed that his campaign staff colluded with the Russians. Such a firing is unjustified, improper, and completely without precedent.

He then disclosed highly classified information directly to our enemies on his own. Personally. To the Russians. While standing in the Oval Office. With the Russian State News Agency present.

Does any of this matter to the “No Regerts” crowd? Nah. As everyone knows, Trump is Draining the Swamp and Making America Great Again. Lock Her Up. That’s what matters. When his current 88% approval rating with those who voted for him starts to drop, then maybe something will be done about all this. But there’s apparently nothing that could ever have that effect, so don’t hold your breath.

Obstruction of Justice + Treason = Nothing.

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The internet is forever

We mentioned it as kind of a throwaway at the end of this post the other day, but it actually merits a lot more attention: all of Trump’s campaign promises have been deleted from his website, where they had been prominently featured since before the election.

The website still invites you to buy merchandise and sign up to join his “movement”, but it’s no longer clear exactly what that movement stands for. Other than firing people, of course.

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Since nothing is ever really deleted from the internet, his nutty campaign promises can still be found elsewhere, in archives, mirrors and the like. Although the man-baby would like us to forget all about it, we still have what we need to remember. Not that anyone was really going to hold him to any of this nonsense to begin with.

He deleted the call for a ban on Muslims entering the country “until we figure out what the Hell is going on”. That’s been a mainstay of the “movement” since 2015.

He deleted the promise that a southern border wall would be built and that Mexico would pay for it. That one was huge.

His boasting about his “very good” economic speech is gone.

His campaign speech to immediately repeal and replace Obamacare is gone. That’s the one where he said,  “No one even read the 2,700-page bill”, and promised to convene a special session of congress to get it done:

When we win on November 8th, and elect a Republican Congress, we will be able to immediately repeal and replace Obamacare. I will ask Congress to convene a special session.

“Donald J. Trump’s New Deal For Black America” is also gone. That’s the one that had a “10-point plan for urban renewal”, including:

3. Equal Justice Under the Law. We will apply the law fairly, equally and without prejudice. There will be only one set of rules – not a two-tiered system of justice. Equal justice also means the same rules for Wall Street.

The “America First Energy Plan” is gone. That’s the one where he promises,

“We’re going to cancel the Paris Climate Agreement and stop all payments of U.S. tax dollars to U.N. global warming programs.”

The “Drain the swamp” plan is gone. That’s where he promised to propose a Constitutional Amendment to set up term limits on members of Congress.

It goes on and on. You can read more about it here.

The thing that stays on the site, though, is the opportunity to contribute to the “movement” because “together, we are re-building our nation”.

And if you want to hear more about the inspiring story of the people that made the “Make America Great Again” hats, they’ve got you covered.

I’m thinking maybe it’s time for a GOML “movement” hat, as well, but I’m having trouble figuring out the best slogan. Right now, I’m leaning towards this one:

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It’s been said that there are three captions that you could apply to any cartoon in the New Yorker that would make it funny in cases where you don’t get the original joke. Maybe one of them would make a good hat for our new GOML “movement”:

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Do you have another idea? Let’s hear it.

“Who would do this?”

Remember last June when Bill Clinton met privately for a couple of minutes on a plane in Phoenix with Attorney General Loretta Lynch after realizing they were both on the same tarmac? Remember what a scandal it was?

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The House Benghazi Committee was going to release its report on how Hillary Clinton had personally murdered thousands of people (or maybe that she had personally drowned thousands of puppies – I don’t really remember whatever it was supposed to be about, because it was all made-up nonsense), and the Justice Department was conducting an investigation of her email server.

The “optics” of Bill Clinton speaking privately to the AG confirmed that the independence of the Justice Department was “compromised”, according to Donald Trump, FoxNews, and virtually all Republicans, who all howled about “Crooked Hillary” for days.  It was a significant blow to her campaign.

Trump said to conservative talk show host Mike Gallagher, “It was terrible.  It was really a sneak. You see a thing like this and, even in terms of judgment, how bad of judgment is it for him or for her to do this? Who would do this?”

Republican John Cornyn called for a “Special Counsel” to take over the email investigation, reading an impassioned speech about this corruption into the Congressional Record.

Judicial Watch, a conservative legal watchdog group that has sued for access to records pertaining to Hillary Clinton’s use of a private email server while leading the State Department, is asking for the Justice Department’s inspector general to investigate the meeting. They said:

“Attorney General Lynch’s meeting with President Clinton creates the appearance of a violation of law, ethical standards and good judgment. Attorney General Lynch’s decision to breach the well-defined ethical standards of the Department of Justice and the American legal profession is an outrageous abuse of the public’s trust. Her conduct and statements undermine confidence in her ability to objectively investigate and prosecute possible violations of law associated with President Clinton and Secretary Clinton.”

Well, less than a year has passed, and all talk of “the appearance of violation of law”,  “ethical standards”, “abuse of the public trust”, and “Who would do this?” has mysteriously ceased.

Trump has no problem calling in the head of the F.B.I. to an unprecedented private dinner while the Bureau was conducting an investigation of his election, and demanding his loyalty. Who would do this?

And the Attorney General, Jeff Sessions,  has demonstrated more than just the “appearance” of being compromised. He had recused himself from the Russia investigation because of his own meetings with Russians during the campaign (which he then lied about, under oath). In violation of this recusal, he recommended that Trump fire the head of the F.B.I. (apparently after Trump requested him to do this). This recommendation was the first of four stories about why Trump fired Jim Comey.

Trump soon enough gave other explanations through his surrogates, finally throwing them all under the bus, as usual, with his own interview, in which he said he had been thinking about firing Comey for a long time, because the Russia/Trump connection was fake news made up by Democrats. He thereby confessed to obstruction of justice.

He also said that he didn’t see why asking for Comey’s loyalty “would have been a bad question to ask”, thereby revealing once again that he doesn’t understand that he is not Emperor or King or Führer, but merely President.

But according to Republicans across the land, it’s all smoke and no fire. Ya gotta love their consistency, right?

You know what? I don’t even care about Trump and his lies and craziness anymore. I mean, of course I “care”, because he just might get us all killed while trying to distract us, but I don’t care about these stories – it’s all more evidence of the obvious. Trump is unfit to be president, and may well be deranged. It’s all been amply demonstrated many times before.

And I don’t care because no one else cares and therefore nothing will come of it and it doesn’t matter. Everyone already knows the Russians meddled. Everyone already knows Trump benefited and is happy about it. Everyone already knows he’s unfit for the job.

I admit I’m befuddled about why the Republican Congress keeps ignoring all these golden opportunities to get rid of this toxic clown. I mean they’d still have everything they want with Pence, no? But I guess they have their reasons.

The thing that keeps gnawing at me, though, is how quickly the Republicans cast aside their own words and their own alleged principles. How they go on as if there is no record of what they’ve said and the positions they’ve taken. Is there no one other than John McCain and, occasionally Lindsay Graham, to push back? Not that they don’t have their own motives, I’m sure, quite unrelated to “integrity”.

Why do people who should know better stand by this crazy clown so predictably?

Who would do this?

 

Trump has a different account of it

As always.

There is never a case where someone gives an account of a meeting or discussion with Trump that reflects negatively on him that Trump doesn’t give a completely opposite account of it. Essentially, he constantly is calling everyone else a liar. And even if you know he always does it, it still puts you in the position of playing, “Who you gonna believe: it’s he said, she said”. The actual truth is no longer clear. It’s now a question of belief.

One week after Trump became president,  he summoned James Comey to a private dinner with him. After some small talk, Trump asked Comey if he would “pledge his loyalty to him”.  Wow. Is this something any other president, even Nixon, would ever do? A führer, maybe, but not a president. The F.B.I., as everyone knows, is supposed to be independent and fair, and take pride in that. In fact, if anyone else was asking, you’d be tempted to regard it as a trick question, meant to test your integrity.

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According to the NYT, Comey “declined to make that pledge. Instead, Mr. Comey has recounted to others that he told Mr. Trump that he would always be honest with him, but that he was not “reliable” in the conventional political sense.” They went back and forth on this point with Trump finally extracting a pledge of “honest loyalty”.

Trump, as always, has a different account of the dinner. Interviewed on NBC yesterday, he  said Comey requested the dinner and the subject of loyalty never came up. Comey’s apparently a liar. The NYT article goes on,

Comey described details of his refusal to pledge his loyalty to Mr. Trump to several people close to him on the condition that they not discuss it publicly while he was F.B.I. director. But now that Mr. Comey has been fired, they felt free to discuss it on the condition of anonymity.

Mr. Comey’s associates said that the new president requested the dinner he described, and said that he was wary about attending because he did not want to appear too chummy with Mr. Trump, especially amid the Russia investigation. But Mr. Comey went because he did not believe he could turn down a meeting with the new president.

Who you gonna believe?

Anyway, none of it matters. With Trump, it never does. Consider:

1. By next week it will all be forgotten, replaced in the “news” by stories about the selection of the new F.B.I. director, who, by the way, will certainly be loyal to Trump. Or by some other craziness, maybe the new investigation into voter fraud, led by a proponent of Voter ID laws. Or more likely by something we just can’t see coming right now. Your assignment: come back here in a week and add a comment about what it turned out to be!

2. Trump’s supporters out there in Trumpland DO NOT CARE. Last night, amidst all the Comey coverage, tons of Trump voters in state after state were interviewed about Comey and the Russia investigation. They asked the question, “If it turns out that the President colluded with the Russians during the campaign, does it change your view of him?” Guess what they all answered? Every one of them.

These are the people that Republican Congressmen have to please in order to keep their jobs, and if these people don’t care, Congress doesn’t care. If Congress doesn’t care, the “media” is howling in the hurricane, and it’s all further evidence that they are the enemy of the American people.

 

Hunkering down or flipping us off?

It’s hard to know how to describe Trump’s behavior these days. Is he in a defensive crouch? Or is he Thor,  atop a mountain, laughing and hurling thunderbolts down on his enemies?

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A couple of months ago, we were all outraged when reporters from the New York Times, CNN, and others were excluded from a White House press briefing. It came on the heels of one of the man-baby’s regular episodes of “lashing out”, in that case against his “unfair” treatment in the media.

At the time, Dean Baquet, executive editor at the NYT,  said that “nothing like this has ever happened at the White House in our long history of covering multiple administrations of different parties.” The Wall Street Journal was allowed in, but said they hadn’t known about the exclusions, and “had we known at the time, we would not have participated, and we will not participate in such closed briefings in the future.”

In other words, Trump crossed a line that no other president had ever come near.  And, of course, he was unrepentant, shrugged it all off, and ignored the howls from critics, who, after all, he had already identified as the enemy of the American people.

The precedent was set, and yesterday he upped the ante. It was unfortunate timing, coming on the heels of the shocking firing of F.B.I. director James Comey, but Trump entertained Russian officials at the white House, including Sergey V. Lavrov, the Russian foreign minister, and Sergey Kislyak, Moscow’s ambassador to the United States.

Not wanting to answer any potentially embarrassing questions, Trump decided to exclude all American media, even FoxNews, and allow only the Russian media in to record the event. To repeat: the event was covered by the Russian state-controlled media, while the  independent American media was shut out.

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I’m pretty sure there is now nothing Trump could do that would cause his supporters to demand that he follow any of the conventions of the presidency, or of a democracy for that matter.

It’s as if the country is now divided not between Republicans and Democrats, or Liberals and Conservatives, but between two opposing tribes who are locked in an all-out battle for supremacy. On the one hand, you have people who believe in the rule of law, the tripartite system of checks and balances, a free press, minority rights, and a government working for the benefit of all its citizens.

On the other, you have people who don’t care about any of that, or about conflicts of interest, or officials using their power for self-enrichment, or to benefit the few at the expense of the many. They only want to punish the other side, even if it means their own lives will be diminished as their “leaders”  enjoy the spoils. Every abandonment of normal behavior or slap in the face to a perceived enemy is fully justified and a triumph.

The two sides can no longer agree on facts, or even history.

Until very recently, just months ago in fact, Americans understood their enemy to be the totalitarian or authoritarian governments around the world, with the Russians at the head of the line, and were united in our struggle to protect the “American Way”.  But now, overnight, our government has aligned with the Russians and has identified the enemy as the American system itself, and those who want to protect it.

And the truly befuddling thing about it is that half the American people seem to be cheering it.

In related news, this week all of  Trump’s campaign statements have quietly been removed from his web site. You can still buy his merch there, though.

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Cox and Comey

Last night, our unhinged president fired the head of the F.B.I., James Comey, allegedly for his handling of the investigation of Hillary Clinton’s emails, something Trump had often praised Comey about even in the very recent past. Is there anyone who actually believes this nonsense?

Comey is currently leading an investigation into the Trump campaign’s possible collusion with Russian hackers, and everyone understands that the reason he was fired was to put a chill on that investigation.

It’s pretty funny that Trump was “acting on the advice” of the Justice Department, i.e. on Attorney General Jeff Sessions, one of the very Trump Campaign people who apparently colluded with the Russians (and then lied about it under oath). You may not remember that connection, because the whole “Obama tapped my wires” thing blew it right off the internet, and therefore off of all other news sources, as well.

The best part is the short letter Trump sent to Comey telling him he was gone. It contains just three paragraphs, the second of which is truly bizarre:

While I greatly appreciate you informing me, on three separate occasions, that I am not under investigation, I nevertheless concur with the judgement of the Department of Justice that you are not able to effectively lead the Bureau. 

Huh?

Anyway, the entire world immediately saw the parallel here to the Saturday Night Massacre, in which Richard Nixon fired special prosecutor Archibald Cox, who was  leading the Watergate investigation. This led to the resignations of Attorney General Elliot Richardson and Deputy Attorney General William Ruckelshaus on October 20, 1973. This was the turning point for the Nixon Presidency and he resigned from office some months later, when he saw his impeachment was certain.

The hashtag #TuesdayNightMassacre blew up on social media with many people exulting that this was certainly the beginning of the end for the man-baby, and that, like Nixon, he would ultimately be on the road to impeachment.

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Not so fast, kids.

There is a huge difference between the Saturday Night Massacre and the Tuesday Night Massacre, and it is one that means Trump will not be impeached. Not until after 2018, anyway. At the time of the Cox firing, the Democrats controlled the House of Representatives.

Impeachment happens only if a simple majority of the House votes for “Articles of Impeachment”. And then a two-thirds majority of the Senate must vote for impeachment, after hearings presided over by the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. All of these offices are controlled by Republicans, and all their constituencies love Trump.

A second somewhat less important difference is that, back then, there were also a handful of Republicans who understood that our country and the rule of law are, in fact, more important that partisan politics. That’s not the case today. Virtually every Republican congressman who was asked about the firing last night, said something like it was “time for a change” or “the F.B.I. head serves at the pleasure of the President.”

Even the ones that have in the past demonstrated some independence, like Maine’s Senator Susan Collins, who said,

“The Justice Department was really understaffed for a long time, it took a while for the attorney general to be confirmed and his deputy was just confirmed I believe a week or so ago, and it’s the deputy who is a career prosecutor who had been designated to do the analysis so the FBI director’s actions and came up with the recommendation.

“The president did not fire the entire FBI. He fired the director of the FBI. And any suggestion that this is somehow going to stop the FBI’s investigation of the attempts by the Russians to influence the elections last fall is really patently absurd. This is just one person, it’s the director, the investigation is going forward both at the FBI and in the Senate Intel Committee in a bipartisan way. SO I don’t think there’s any link at all.”

But, on the bright side, assuming there is anything left to salvage of our government two years from now, and assuming Democrats can regain the House, Trump’s impeachment is now inevitable. Big assumptions.

The mid-term elections are more important now than ever before. I hope all the Bernie voters and Jill Stein voters can grasp all this and do the right thing.

 

Trump attacks knowledge

The Environmental Protection Agency, under its new head, climate change denier Scott Pruitt, has explained that it  wants “to take as inclusive an approach to regulation as possible.”

To make this happen, they have dismissed five academic scientists from a major scientific review board and will replace them with representatives from the industries whose pollution the E.P.A. is supposed to regulate.

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Pruitt, Trump, and Coal Miners – life is good

According to the Failing New York Times,

President Trump has directed Mr. Pruitt to radically remake the E.P.A., pushing for deep cuts in its budget — including a 40 percent reduction for its main scientific branch — and instructing him to roll back major Obama-era regulations on climate change and clean water protection. In recent weeks, the agency has removed some scientific data on climate change from its websites, and Mr. Pruitt has publicly questioned the established science of human-caused climate change.

Ken Kimmell, the president of the Union of Concerned Scientists, said, “This is completely part of a multifaceted effort to get science out of the way of a deregulation agenda.”

Just a quick reminder to you all: we’re only about 6% through the first four years of this nightmare clown-show.

In other news, former president Barack Obama accepted a “Profiles in Courage” award at the J.F.K. Library in Boston on Sunday.

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He has chosen to refuse the many requests he’s had to directly confront Trump on his agenda of reversing every initiative of the Obama administration, most importantly the recent idiotic “Repeal and Replace” effort now underway to deny tens of millions of Americans access to healthcare, so that the very rich can be just a little richer.

He explained that “To weigh in would be a violation of his duty as a past president to let his successor operate without hindrance from him.” If only his successor would grant him the same consideration!

In accepting the Profiles in Courage Award, which has also been given to George H.W. Bush, John McCain, and Gerald Ford, among others, Obama did say,

“It takes little courage to aid those who are already powerful, already comfortable, already influential, but it takes great courage to champion the vulnerable and the sick and the infirm.”

Courage and knowledge vs. cowardice and ignorance? Dignity and composure vs. dishonor and vulgarity? Competence vs. ineptitude?

The American people have made their choices.

Trump: “Totally destroy”

Today, our President will sign one of his fantastic, unbelievable, huge, beautiful, better-than-anyone-else’s Executive Orders. He doesn’t seem to understand that these orders do not automatically become the law of the land when he signs them, but then there’s so much he doesn’t understand. In his mind, an Executive Tweet has the power of an Executive Order, which has the power of a bill passed unanimously by both the House and Senate and upheld by the Supreme Court.

But it doesn’t work that way. At least not yet.

Christian conservatives will be visiting the White House today, and Trump intends to celebrate the occasion by delivering on his promise, repeated during the campaign and after inauguration, to “totally destroy” what’s known as the Johnson Amendment, a ban on churches and other tax-exempt organizations supporting political candidates that was proposed by Lyndon Johnson in 1954 and agreed to without discussion or debate.

With the Johnson Amendment, according to the IRS website, tax-exempt organizations “are absolutely prohibited from directly or indirectly participating in, or intervening in, any political campaign on behalf of (or in opposition to) any candidate for elective public office”.

Because it’s written in the tax code, fully repealing the Johnson Amendment will require an Act of Congress. Does this make me feel any better in the Trump era? I’ll get back to you on that.

Even in the dark pre-history of 1954, when we were still trying to decide whether schools should be segregated by race, lawmakers understood the idea that the separation of church and state was one of the most important pillars of our democracy. Does it seem too much to say that this is really the thing that most clearly separates us from the Islamic Republic of Iran? Or the Taliban?

The NPR site has a nice little Q and A on what it’s all about. Basically, it’s about money and political advantage. Surprised?

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I’ll boil it down for you this way: if something seems to benefit Republicans in general and Trump in particular, they will make it so.

And if they have to shred the constitution to do it, or if it has unintended consequences down the line, or if it ultimately ruins the good thing we’ve got going here in the good old U. S. of A., well, so be it. They’ll have theirs.

 

Fat, dumb, and happy

There is not a day that passes now without some news of the Trump administration undoing something that was done during the Obama administration. It might be a big, important thing like consumer protections in the financial industry or oil pipeline construction, or it might be a smaller thing that, on the surface, seemed like a good idea that would benefit all of us and that no one could really object to, like the designation of a National Monument.

But it is now clear that the principal objective of the current administration is to remove any evidence or traces that Barack Obama was ever the President of the United States. Rather than moving forward, Trump is focused on moving backward eight years.

Yesterday, it was the “rollback” of Michelle Obama’s healthy lunch initiative, which was aimed at reducing childhood obesity by implementing better standards for school lunches.  The “Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act” was signed into law by President Obama in 2010.

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Huge victory over the forces of evil, apparently, as Sonny Perdue, our Secretary of Agriculture, vowed to “Make School Meals Great Again.” Seriously. That’s what he said.  And, “schools will no longer have to try so hard to cut the salt in students’ meals or work in whole grains and non-fat milk.”

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Margo Woota, of the Center for Science in the Public Interest, said, “It’s discouraging that just days into his tenure, one of the first things that Secretary of Agriculture Sonny Perdue will do is to roll back progress on the quality of the meals served to America’s children.”

I have a Hungarian friend who moved to Spain several years ago because the “conservative” government in Hungary was driving him crazy. He explained that even though they controlled everything in Hungary and have everything they want, they still had to do some small but awful thing virtually every day just to antagonize their opponents on the left and rub their noses in it. It might be something like reducing support for the arts, making some rule that irritated bicyclists, or simply insulting some public figure for no real reason.

He said he thought it was just to keep everyone on the left, or, as he put it, anyone with a little heart, on the defensive and in a state of anxiety and upset. He said he thought Trump was behaving similarly because if things were just quiet and normal for a while, there might be a breather in which people would wake up and actually get together and impeach the guy. His theory was that as long as everybody was running around madly reacting to daily outrages, no organized effort to hold Trump accountable for ethics breaches or other impeachable offenses could really get rolling.

I don’t know if Trump can really be that devious. He just seems like an impulsive, ignorant, unprincipled man-baby to me. It would be far simpler to just be a good leader, to be the President of everyone including his enemies, as a way to avoid problems, even if it was nothing more than a cynical tactic to raise his approval rating. It would be easier just to do the right thing once in a while, rather than to pounce on every opportunity to punish your detractors.

But it just isn’t going to be that way, and with the likes of Perdue and Betsy DeVos making policy for our kids, it seems like the children are destined to be fat and dumb, while the corporate elite will be happy.

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What’s the matter with Pueblo?

I read an article in the L.A. Times the other day about how Trump voters in Pueblo County, Colorado, are loving Trump’s first 100 days and all the accomplishments he has accomplished, because he accomplishes so much every day.

The point of the article was that Trump won there, although it has been a Democratic “stronghold” in the past, and that those who voted for him have no regerts. Er, I mean, no regrets.

A lot of it was the paper asking, “Well, what about how Trump said such-and-such during the campaign and is now saying the opposite?”, and the people answering, “What about it?”

In other words, there is nothing Trump can say or do that’s going to change anyone’s mind here.

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Proud Trump supporter

One sentence fairly early in the piece pops out at me as the actual explanation for the whole Trump phenomenon:

In short, if all those people in Washington and places like Hollywood and New York are so riled up, Trump supporters suggest, that means he must be doing something right.

It’s just hard to know what to say in response. These people are saying they’d rather have no health care than see someone who is actually qualified in the White House if that person is a “liberal”. They’d rather have dirty air and water than listen to one more argument about someone in North Carolina who isn’t happy with the bathroom they’ve been using. They’d rather embrace anti-democratic “strongmen” around the world and alienate our historic allies than be “pushed around” and condescended to anymore.

One person says,  “What happened to the eight years Obama was in office? Promise, promise, promise, and the only change under Obama was that things got worse.” Someone else talks about how, since Trump’s election, business confidence has increased and the stock market has “soared”.

There is really no point in showing them anything like this. They just don’t care:

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In other words, FoxNews is doing very well in Pueblo County.

I used to try to minimize the Fox effect in my own mind by thinking, “You can fool 47% of the people all the time and that’s a great business model – but it’s not enough to win an election”.

How wrong I was.

I used to think, OK, you’re tired of political correctness like a lot of people are, but how can you be taken in by this dishonest, unprincipled con-man?  It turns out that even Trump voters don’t believe a word he says, but they love to hear him say it.

Where is it all leading? How will it end? One thing is becoming clear to me: whatever disaster our toxic President Crazy-pants brings down on us, the people of Pueblo County and many other places in Trump Nation will regard it as a move in the right direction and a great accomplishment.

 

When pigs fly

Which of these photos says “President” to you, and which says “Pig”?

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I’ve been doing my best to ignore Trump lately, but it’s not easy to do.

The Super Bowl champion N.E. Patriots had their White House visit and photo-op this week. It turned out to be the same day as their former Tight End, convicted murderer Aaron Hernandez, killed himself in jail. The simple juxtaposition of those two events should have been enough to make some sort of point about “Winners” and “Losers” sufficient to support the perpetually aggrieved man-baby on his favorite subject, winning. But it wasn’t.

When you’re a pig, you must wallow in mud no matter what the occasion.

The Failing New York Times published the team photo along with the previous one from the last Patriots victory visit two years ago (Winning!), which seemed to show that more Patriots visited when Obama was president than now. But it wasn’t true – the Trump version had the non-football staff seated on the lawn, while the Obama version had them joining the players on the stairs, so in fact there was no real “story” here.

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OK, maybe someone needs to straighten that out, especially in the Twitter era, because you wouldn’t want fake news to be created out of nothing, would you? But that person should not be the President of the United States. It just shouldn’t. Leave it to the surrogates – it’s right up Kellyanne Conway’s alley, so let her do it. But no.

Today’s Twitter feed has this, which you may file under the heading “Sad Pig”:

I particularly liked the accomplishment of misplacing a “very powerful” armada on its way to the Korean peninsula. The Chinese laughed about it. The South Koreans didn’t think it was funny at all.

But his greatest accomplishment of all is just wearing everyone else down to the point of surrender. Resistance is futile.

It took a while, but “Obama tapped my wires” is gone! Just gone. It had a little bit more staying power than the previous record-holder, “Pussy-Grabbing”, but, in the end, outrageous as it was, the man-baby just ground everyone else down by repeating and extending the lies, moving the goalposts, claiming victory, deflecting, bullying, ignoring evidence, and attacking anyone who tried to shed any light on it. Winning!

And let’s not forget the total success of the whole “tapping” thing in the first place – getting Jeff Sessions lying to congress about meetings with Russians off the news. Hard to even remember that one. Not that anyone really cares about the Russians running our government – that one’s apparently gone as well.

And now we have that very same Sessions, the Attorney General of the United States, saying he doesn’t think a judge on an island in the pacific should over-rule Trump. Yup, the Attorney General thinks our court system and the separation of powers is pretty bogus.

But that “Mexican Judge” won’t ultimately get in the way of Trump’s Muslim Ban, because Our Man on the Supreme Court, Neil Gorsuch, will make it right.

Some of the man-baby’s as yet-unaccomplished accomplishments:

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But these things will be “accomplished” very soon. In fact any one of them could be “accomplished” today, simply by having the man-baby tweet that it is “accomplished”. Who’s going to refute it? A congressional committee? The Attorney General? The Supreme Court?

When pigs fly.

Many secrets, no mysteries

If you want to hear some intelligent opinion and analysis about Trump, Russia, Putin, and the American political landscape, you can’t do better than this podcast, a conversation between Sam Harris and Anne Applebaum.

There are so many important insights and ideas therein, I shouldn’t try to summarize them. Give it a listen – you won’t be sorry.

A small sampling of what is covered and illuminated:

The audacity, scale, and frequency of Trump’s lying, meant, in the end, to discredit the very idea of truth.

The tactic of dividing the country into warring factions: those who agree with and supported him, and the losers who don’t and didn’t.

The distraction and misdirection that is the congressional hearings aiming to find the “smoking gun” of Trump campaign collusion with Putin.

The damage already done to American “soft power” in the world, i.e. the influence we exert by the examples of our free press, social discourse, and government institutions that have functioned for the citizens before the elites.

The moral equivalence seen and even stated by Trump between our system and the totalitarian, authoritarian, and oligarchical alternatives. If we are no better, why would people elsewhere in the world aspire to our system and values?

What can be said to Trump supporters to influence their views?

What can be said to Trump detractors to ease the pain?

“Many secrets, no mysteries” refers to the nature of Trump’s relationship with Putin’s Russia. In the end, it doesn’t matter if Trump is heavily invested in Russian businesses, whether Russia is heavily invested in Trump’s business, whether Flynn. Manafort, Bannon, Kushner, Gorka, or anyone else in the Trump inner camp actually coordinated anything with anyone in Russia. It’s an unimportant detail which may remain a secret.

But there is no mystery that Trump greatly admires Putin, and that is the important thing to understand. What is it that Putin has achieved? What makes him a figure for Trump to emulate? For starters, Putin has shown how to manipulate the media in Russia and abroad, and thereby mold public opinion in Russia and abroad. He has shown how to crush dissent.

But most importantly for Trump, Putin has shown how to blend politics and business to achieve personal enrichment. Putin may now be the richest man in the world.  This is what Trump admires above all and wants to achieve for himself. This is why our democracy is at a critical inflection point. This is already understood by anyone paying attention. It’s not a mystery.

Tenuous relationship with the truth

If you google “Trump tenuous relationship with truth”, you get a ton of hits from all sorts of reputable publications over the last year or two. Click here to see what I mean.

This Washington Post piece lays out 317 falsehoods Trump has asserted and repeated, just since the inauguration.

Right. We get it. We’ve been over all this before. Tell us something we don’t already know.

Well, if you don’t already know that Trump’s tax returns show that he has business interests in Russia and China that should have disqualified him (and would have disqualified anyone else) from seeking the presidency, there ya go.

Do you remember all those times during the campaign that he said he would be happy to release his returns, that they’re “beautiful”, that he will release them as soon as his lawyers give him the green light, that we’ll “be very satisfied”, that he has “no objection”, etc. etc.? Here’s a refresher if you don’t.

Well, now that he’s fighting tooth and nail to prevent anyone from seeing them, you can understand that all those statements, all made looking right into the camera in apparent good faith, were lies. He had no intention of ever releasing his tax returns, and has no intention of ever divesting the holdings that are conflicts of interest. And, if you want to take that one logical step further, every intention of enriching himself using the power of the presidency.

A few days ago, the House Ways and Means committee voted 24-16 along party lines to reject the Democrats’ resolution to get the returns. Republicans argued that it was a “political effort” (duh!) that “raises privacy concerns that could set a bad precedent.” (huh?). All that is being asked is what everyone who has come before has voluntarily done. That’s the precedent.

Why wouldn’t Trump want to clear the air once and for all? It would be so easy. But we already know why – as stated above, he’s a liar.  But why is congress behaving in this idiotic way? Why wouldn’t they want to get on the right side of this? Just another proof that party affiliation is now more important than patriotism. Or doing the right thing.

Now that the investigation of the House Intelligence Committee into Russian meddling in our election has stalled (thanks, Devin!), the Senate will give it a try. There is again talk of demanding the returns. Stay tuned.

In the meantime, if you want to get out there and lend your voice to the effort to get Trump to do what everyone else has always done, you can march on April 15 in Washington.

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Coffee is for closers

So it turns out the Dealmaker-in-chief can’t really close a deal after all. Surprise, surprise.

Yup, it turns out that months of publicly insulting and belittling the people whose support you need doesn’t really put them in the mood to buy what you’re selling. And, of course, it doesn’t help that nobody really wants what you’re selling to begin with.

Lost in the failure of the Republican effort to “repeal and replace” the Affordable Care Act is all the lying the man-baby did about the great health plan he was going to put forward. Everybody would be covered, you see, and it would be cheaper and better than what they have now. It was going to be “beautiful”. It was just about finished (this was a couple of months ago) and it only needed final touches and would be revealed “early next week”. But like everything Trump, it was all in his mind – there was never a plan at all! Why isn’t this the bigger story?!

The bill they tried to ram through was ginned up in a couple of days behind closed doors, while Trump was at the beach playing golf, by the same Republicans who, for the previous seven years, couldn’t agree on a plan.  What they came up with was just the usual tax breaks for the rich and cutting benefits for everyone else – eventually taking insurance away from 24 million  who now have it (and who are mostly Trump voters). Of course the silver lining to this bungled theft-in-healthcare’s-clothing plot is that some of those 24 million  might actually live a little longer.

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All of this means nothing to Trump, who of course blamed the fiasco on everybody else, mainly Democrats. He complained that it was “unheard of” that the bill did not get a single vote from the opposition. Huh? Obamacare was passed in the first place without a single vote from the opposition. And Obama worked tirelessly for sixteen months trying to get support for the bill, while Trump made a few phone calls over seven weeks between golf shots, none to any Democrat.

And, true to form, he was “very presidential” about it all,  crowing about how the Democrats own it and he’s been saying for a year and a half that the best thing to do politically is let Obamacare “explode”. Man-baby, listen – try to understand: you’re president of all the American people now. It makes you look like a jackass to be smirking about how great it will be for you if they lose access to health care.

Next-up: yesterday the American military confirmed it screwed up bigly, killing hundreds of Syrian civilians in Mosul. According to the Washington Post:

the March 17 incident would mark the greatest loss of civilian life since the United States began strikes on Islamic State targets in Iraq and Syria in 2014

I’ll be listening intently to find out whose fault this really was. Crooked Hillary maybe? The Generals? Obama? One thing for sure is that you can bet the “Arab Street” will be accusing us of doing this purposely, and, after all Trump’s vitriol directed their way, why wouldn’t they think it?

Make America Great Again.

Let them eat diamonds

Monday today – I’m too lazy to write something thoughtful. So, instead, here is some random anti-Trump sentiment for your enjoyment.

The Meals on Wheels program could be saved if Melania Trump would stay at the White House for just 20 days.

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Another way to put the NEH cuts in context:

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Trump on 60 Minutes: “There’s just so much to be done, so I don’t think we’ll be very big on vacations, no.”

Trump’s golf trips in his first two months cost the same as funding Meals on Wheels for over four years.

Jerry: “He wasn’t a pigman, was he?”  Kramer: “No! Just a fat little mental patient!”

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Trump aid Sebastian Gorka turns out to be a Nazi.

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Bloomberg sums it up nicely:

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U.S. formally apologizes to U.K.

It’s getting ridiculous. Not to mention dangerous and psychotic.

Again, something blathered on FoxNews is immediately re-blathered by the Trump administration, and, again, causes big problems. No vetting, no consultation with anyone who would know, no counting to ten before repeating it. If it comes from FoxNews, it’s true and good enough to be instantaneously repeated to the world, backed by the full faith, gravitas, and power of the President of the United States, also known as the guy who could press a button and blow us all up (assuming someone on FoxNews “reported” that it would be a good idea).

Judge Andrew Napolitano, on FoxNews, asserted that Barack Obama used GCHQ, (Government Communications Headquarters, the signal intelligence agency of the U.K.) to spy on Donald Trump before he became president.

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Yesterday, Sean Spicer repeated the claims:

“Three intelligence sources have informed Fox News that President Obama went outside the chain of command – he didn’t use the NSA, he didn’t use the CIA, he didn’t use the FBI and he didn’t use the Department of Justice – he used GCHQ. He’s able to get it and there’s no American fingerprints on it,” 

GCHQ immediately repudiated the claim as “nonsense, utterly ridiculous, and should be ignored.”

Spicer and General H. R. McMaster, who replaced the disgraced foreign agent Michael Flynn as US National Security Adviser, have now apologized to the GCHQ about this.

First, it should be Donald Trump doing the apologizing, not his surrogates. He could easily say something like, “Sean means well, but sometimes gets too enthusiastic in his loyalty and commitment to us. I fired him today. Please excuse the faux pas. Kiss kiss, are we all good now?”

Second, when will Spicer throw in the towel on his own? When does defending the indefensible become too difficult? Or too amoral?

Finally, is there no one in the White House to tell Trump we’d like to be friends with the U.K.? Or Germany? Or Australia, Mexico, and all our other historic allies? Or is it just going to be Putin all the way down?

Today, Trump will meet with German Chancellor Angela Merkel, and attempt to put “their differences” aside. What differences, you ask? Well, the man-baby has said she was “ruining Germany”, that she would lose her election despite being the heavy favorite, and that “the German people are going to end up overthrowing this woman. I don’t know what the hell she’s thinking.”

Merkel, for her part, would like to preserve the important alliance between the U.S. and Germany.

What would prompt the tiny-handed one to say such egregiously stupid things?

Yup. That’s it. Definitely a good reason to totally screw up our relationship with one of our most important allies.

Two months in, three years and ten months to go. Make America Great Again.

Calm down, shut up.

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So the man-baby’s Muslim travel ban 2.0 has once again been blocked by a federal judge, this time in Hawaii. US District Court Judge Derrick Watson pointed out that the intent of the ban is clear from the statements Trump made as a candidate, i.e. to stop all Muslims from coming into the country “until our country’s representatives can figure out what the hell is going on.”

Trump is furious and lashed out, as is his wont. In a speech in Nashville yesterday, he (again) vowed he’ll go to the Supreme Court, insisted the courts are political, claimed Our Country is unsafe, yadda yadda yadda.

For good measure, he whipped up the crowd for some lusty and prolonged chants of that old favorite, “Lock Her Up”.

Here’s the thing: Do we really want a president who is routinely furious when something doesn’t go the way he’d like? Do we  want a president who is always lashing out? Don’t we want a president who is calm at all times and keeps his angrier thoughts to himself?

In short, Mr. President, it would be a blessed relief to all of us, and perhaps do you some good as well, if, for at least one day, you would just calm down and shut up.

It’s our fault for listening

By far the worst “defense” yet offered for Trump’s crazy accusation that Obama illegally “tapped” his phones comes from Devin Nunes, the top Republican on the House Intelligence Committee. It amounts to, “The media should be ignoring this clown.” Asked about the accusations, Nunes said,

“The president is a neophyte to politics — he’s been doing this a little over a year. I think a lot of the things he says, I think you guys sometimes take literally.”

First of all, I wish someone would explain to me what the options are for “taking” a 140-character message from the President of the United States, if we aren’t to take it literally. Figuratively? Allegorically? Ironically? Medically? Also, we’ll need some guidelines to help us apply the correct method to any given tweet.

Just for the record, here again is the thing we’re not supposed to take literally.

Second, the idea that we need to cut Trump a little slack on this kind of thing because he has only been in politics for a year is preposterous. How many years does it take to learn not to blurt out paranoid fantasies like a deranged toddler? Ten? If the guy hasn’t learned it by age 70, guess what?

But what I really love is the Republican double-speak of taking something that is obviously a major weakness and presenting it as a strength, at the same time as blaming others for not correctly understanding it as a strength in the first place.

Trump continues to place his supporters in Congress and elsewhere in the position of having to defend the indefensible. And, for some reason, no one seems to mind very much. All part of Making America Great, I guess.

Ya just gotta laugh. Here’s something that will help. It’s a clip from five months ago, which, in Trump-time, is the Paleolithic period:

Why does he do it?

Trump has lately gone on a binge of tweeting craziness and lies about his predecessor. It doesn’t serve any purpose other than to de-legitimize our own government, rattle the world, and make himself small in the eyes of virtually everyone.

A couple of days ago, it was Obama “tapped my wires”. Yesterday he invented a bogus statistic about Gitmo prisoners that have been released:

In his impulsiveness, and with his alarmingly  itchy twitter-finger, he couldn’t take a minute to learn that the overwhelming majority of those people were actually released by Bush. Not that knowing this would have changed his tactics.

Of course the bigger question is why tweet about Obama at all? He’s not running for anything and, for lots of good reasons, no president has ever done anything like this before. Obama himself certainly could have said a few things about his own predecessor, but there is absolutely no reason to do it. It helps nothing and solves no problem.

To paraphrase a recent Nobel Prize winner, “The answer, my friends, is polling in the wind.”

As we have pointed out many times before, Trump has no principles. He is a dangerous narcissist whose oxygen is flattery. He cannot function without the upvotes, “likes”, and followers that social media, especially Twitter, provides. He can’t stop gloating that Schwarzenegger’s ratings on The Apprentice weren’t as good as his own, referring to himself repeatedly as a ratings machine.

The reason Trump can’t stop insulting Obama is because Obama (and every other former president) is absolutely killing him in the polls. Trump, the most prolific “winner” of all time according to himself,  is actually a loser! Trump is trying to drive the public’s opinion of Obama as low as his own, so he can “win”.

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It’s all a ridiculous game he’s playing and using really dangerous tactics. If you doubt it, have a look at this chart, which shows how a well-timed terrorist attack, like the one on 9/11, can boost your ratings. If you think Trump can’t possibly be considering this, well, I just hope you’re right.

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So this is how it will be

There will not be a single normal day in the next four years.

Each and every day will be consumed by controversy and acrimony. There will be no time to hash out whether something Trump tweets is actually true before the next spectacle begins, and no point in doing so.

If you think a tweet is nuts and clearly untrue, you are a “cuck” and you need to get out of the way of the TrumpTrain, which is accomplishing things much faster and better than any administration ever, and running like a finely tuned machine.

No one who really needs to hear that something wasn’t true after all is listening or cares. It’s just fake news from the lying enemy media. America will be great again very soon. In fact, it’s already great again.

The President of the United States made up a crazy, paranoid lie about his predecessor, and impulsively tweeted it out to the world. Having done that, he says only, “No further comment until a Congressional investigation has been done” to avoid having to elaborate or clarify or justify.

He sends Sean Spicer into the predictable fire, but Spicy’s got nothing. When asked about the crazy tweets, he says only,  “If we start down the rabbit hole of discussing some of this stuff, I think that we end up in a very difficult place.” No shit!

Spicer seems to be forgetting it was the POTUS that started us down the rabbit hole and put us in this very difficult place. But why? Why in the world would he do it? Is there any up-side other than getting Jeff Sessions’ lying under oath off the font page? Is that all there is behind this unbelievable breach of protocol, etiquette, and sanity? Just the gaining of a day or two of political cover?

But, amazingly enough, it doesn’t matter at all. It seems there will be no consequences to putting the lie out there where it marinates, unverified, and becomes true for millions just for having been said by “President” Trump.  Republicans simply shrugged.

Anyway, it’s day-old news now which means it’s not news at all. Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell are focused on their new health care bill, which should, in a normal world, be the focus of the news. There is no mention on my Google news feed today about yesterday’s outrage.

So what’s next from President Crazypants?

Today we’re on to the new, “revised” Muslim travel ban. It has already made us forget all about Obama “tapping”.

Which made us forget all about the Attorney General,  Jeff Sessions, lying to Congress under oath.

Which made us forget all about the imagined “Swedish terrorism last night”.

Which made us forget all about the absurd Mar-a-Lago security circus.

Which made us forget about the botched Yemen raid and how “They lost Ryan”.

Which made us forget all about the enormous cost to taxpayers for Trump family travel.

Which made us forget all about the unconscionable exclusion of the Failing New York Times, CNN, and others from a press briefing.

Which made us forget all about the anti-democratic “Media is the enemy of America”.

Which made us forget all about the stupefying “Legal system is broken” for ruling against the original travel ban.

Which made us forget all about the loony and incompetent Flynn lying about Russian meetings and resigning.

Which made us forget all about the delusional “three million illegal votes cast”.

Which made us forget all about the unprecedented Kellyanne Conway hawking Ivanka crap during a FoxNews interview.

Which made us forget all about the xenophobic and silly provocation of the original travel ban on Muslims.

Which made us forget all about the fictional “electoral landslide”.

Which made us forget all about how we’ll be paying for the alleged “wall” after all.

Which made us forget all about the spectacle of a sitting president refuting and diminishing the intelligence agencies over Russian hacking.

Which made us forget all about the fanciful “record crowds” at the inauguration.

Which made us forget all about the disheartening Conway saying Trump wouldn’t release his taxes after all.

I know I probably have the order of these events wrong, and I know I left out many, many others that had their turn completely preoccupying the media for a day or two. I can’t help it – my head is spinning. I have no desire to thoroughly research all the craziness, chaos, controversies, and straight-up bullshit we’ve endured in the first few weeks of Trump.

I’m not even going to go back to before the election when there was so much to digest/refute that we never actually got to ask Trump a real policy question. I suppose the answer would have been drowned out by the chants of “Lock Her Up” anyway.

And of course all the scandals of Trump’s business career are just irrelevant ancient history now. For the masochistic among you, here’s a summary from The Atlantic.

The force and weirdness of the Trump hurricane since winning the election is just too much. It’s a completely unprecedented (unpresidented?) perversion of perhaps the most critical of our three branches of government, the Executive, and it  has greatly accelerated the disappearance of cohesion and decency in our political life.

Each day we think, OK this is it – this is the one that’s so crazy we all have to stop, sort through it, and take action on it while everything else is on hold. But then tomorrow comes and we have to put it aside for the new one.

It has finally dawned on me that this is how every day of the next four years will be. There will not be one Trump-free day. Not one day in which we can just relax and try to forget what’s happening and what’s happened.

We’re already exhausted. God help us when the first real international crisis hits, or the first big terrorist attack, or another financial implosion, or an ecological disaster, or anything else that cries out for a real president to actually lead us.

 

 

 

The answer: Trump’s tax returns

The question: How can we better understand Trump’s dealings with Russia?

Every Republican presidential nominee for the last nine elections released his tax returns. Before that, Gerald Ford (1976) released a summary showing total income and tax paid, though not the detailed return.

Nixon (1972) did not release his returns at first, but released a lot of information, including the previous four years of tax returns, in  December of 1973, after the I.R.S. began an audit based on allegations of his trying to game the tax code with questionable charity donations, according to a paper prepared for the United States Capitol Historical Society

Nixon tried to quiet criticism by asking that a congressional committee examine the returns as well. Unfortunately, that committee found that Nixon owed $476,431 in unpaid taxes and accrued interest, which in today’s dollars is over two million.

Note that Nixon released his returns while under audit. Trump’s favorite excuse for not releasing his returns was that they were under audit, which as has been pointed out over and over, is a completely made-up smoke screen.

Trump repeatedly promised during the campaign to eventually release his returns. Some quotes from the campaign trail:

February 25, 2015: “I would release tax returns….I would certainly show tax returns if it was necessary….I have no objection to certainly showing tax returns.”

January 24, 2016: “We’re working on that now. I have very big returns, as you know, and I have everything all approved and very beautiful, and we’ll be working that over in the next period of time….We’re working on it right now, and at the appropriate time you’ll be very satisfied.”

February 25, 2016: “I will absolutely give my return, but I’m being audited now for two or three years, so I can’t do it until the audit is finished, obviously.”

May 10, 2016: “I’ll release. Hopefully before the election I’ll release.”

September 26, 2016: “I don’t mind releasing—I’m under a routine audit. And it’ll be released….As soon as the audit’s finished, it will be released.”

October 9, 2016: “As soon as my routine audit is finished, I’ll release my returns. I’ll be very proud to. They’re actually quite great.”

Here’s a more complete list, pre-dating the campaign, which includes a promise to release his returns when Obama releases his long form birth certificate.

OK, so Trump is a liar. Big whoop. Tell us something we didn’t already know.

But what exactly is in those tax returns that makes the man-baby hang onto them like grim death? Wouldn’t it be easier to resolve all the Russia questions just by releasing them? Is it so awful that he’d rather start a democracy-destabilizing Twitter war over made up wire-tapping accusations before showing them?

There are several things that Trump really doesn’t want you to know, that would be revealed in his taxes.

One of the less consequential is that we’d see how really uncharitable he has been, especially compared to other national figures, for example Barack Obama, who in 2009 gave over 30% of his income away, including the entire $1.4 million Nobel Prize.

But we kind of already knew Trump was not a generous or compassionate person. Small potatoes.

Much more interesting would be the revelation that he doesn’t actually own much property at all, just partial stakes in three buildings, and he has 500 million in debt obligations on those. Everyone would finally see that he isn’t what he claims to be in this area.

But the big revelation would be where his money actually comes from, and the huge scam he’s been running for years. Remember the scam in  “The Producers”? You sell a 50% stake in a show you knew was going to fail to as many people as you can. You pocket the money and hope the show fails right away. Then you tell the investors, “Aw, tough luck, partner – we’ll get ’em next time.”

Well that’s what Trump did with the banks during his casino-failure heyday. He was Max Bialystock times a million. When they finally wised up and stopped lending him money in the 1990’s, he turned to Russia and China, and now is deep in debt to them. Just how much is what we might learn from his tax returns.

Maybe someone in the “deep state” will help us out here. It’s our best chance at getting rid of this toxic clown. Where is Wikileaks when you really need them?

Performance Artist POTUS

As everyone knows by now, your president yesterday accused his predecessor of “Tapping his wires”.  The #wiretapping hashtag blew up on Twitter with at least as many people calling for Obama’s arrest as those pointing out how absurd it all is.

It is unclear where exactly the man-baby got this idea, but many have suggested he was re-acting to this piece on Breitbart, in which Mark Levin accused the Obama administration of using “police state” tactics to undermine the Trump campaign.

Of course, in the true Trump style, there was no vetting of the information, no consultation with the security agencies, no thought of the consequences of tweeting, not even a quick call to Jared or Ivanka to see what they thought. Just a direct, impulsive pipeline from the Breitbart website to the President’s twitter. It’s a pretty scary situation.

There’s really not much more to be said about this incident, shocking as it may be. To the rational among us, there are two possibilities: Trump believes this nonsense implicitly and lets the tweets fly, in which case he is stupid and insane, or he doesn’t believe it and lets the tweets fly anyway, in which case he is evil and insane. In all cases, this business is further proof of the obvious: Donald J. Trump is not fit to possess the nuclear codes.

But the weird thing is that from a political perspective the whole thing affirms Trump’s brilliance as a demagogue. First, he correctly assumed that it made no difference to his admirers whether the nonsense in question was true or not. It was true enough the second it came out of his twitter. The pitchforks and torches were brought out instantaneously.

Second, it had the desired effect of getting the Jeff Sessions lying-under-oath problem off the front pages, at least for a few days. As Trump has so often shown, the easiest way to get past a scandal is to create a bigger one.

And finally, it further serves to divide the populace and entrench their already dug-in loyalties, and his faction is powerful enough to get him the presidency. He also knows that there were more people who voted for him just to punish Hillary Clinton and the “libtards” than  there were people who thought he would do anything that actually needed doing. This is what they meant when they said they “wanted their country back”, and this is why political discourse in this country is ruined and will stay that way for decades.

The most interesting thing to me, though, is that the incident proves that Trump is completely unfit for the role of Chief Executive, not simply because he’s crazy/dangerous and insane, but because his “management style” is never going to change. That style never actually succeeded in business and can’t possibly succeed in government.

This article lays it out beautifully, and can be summarized by this quote:

“He’s not a great manager. He’s a performance artist pretending to be a great manager.”

The Trump “organization” has never been an organization in the business sense at all. There was no board of directors, no hierarchical organization chart, no independent auditors – just Donald surrounded by a very small clique of family members. As his interests grew internationally, nothing changed, and no new levels of management were created. Trump made all decisions impulsively, and they often went wrong.

His true genius is in deflecting blame onto others.

Trusting your own gut and never consulting experts may or may not serve a family business, particularly as failure affects so few people. But it can’t possibly work in the job we’ve given him now. He is now charged with directing the largest organization in the world, and his lack of management expertise is really showing.

From the article:

Trump’s company, despite his grandiose portrayals of a sprawling empire, always at base was a mom-and-pop entity, and what Trump managed throughout his lengthy professional career was principally a core group of barely more than a dozen executives housed on the 26th floor of Trump Tower. Until now. As president, Trump sits at the top of a massive bureaucracy not of his own making, a complex hierarchy designed to help him handle the most information-intensive, crisis-driven job in the world. He appears to be struggling to adapt. Hundreds of positions remain vacant, key posts have been declined by wary nominees, poorly vetted picks have withdrawn or been rejected, and the day-to-day functioning of the West Wing has become its own running news story.

 

He’s kidding right?

So the moment of Trump being “presidential” has passed. It didn’t last very long and, really, was anybody fooled? You’re setting the bar for “presidential” pretty low when all the guy has to do is read some complete sentences off a teleprompter. The hard part, actually writing the complete sentences, has already been done by someone else, Stephen Miller I suppose.

Anyway, Trump almost immediately snapped out of the uncomfortable role of “leader” with some tweets about Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer meeting with Russians, and, as could be expected, demanded an investigation. This is the usual thing of Trump distracting from and attempting to neutralize something real, in this case Jeff Sessions lying under oath, with something either totally made-up or totally inconsequential.

It works well enough to galvanize his 60 million into accepting the false equivalence and thereby changing the dynamic of the whole thing. But if that’s all there was to say about his “pivot”, I wouldn’t bother writing anything.

No, this morning he really outdid himself. At 6:35 A.M, he was up and already tweeting absurd conspiracies theories. We’re all getting used to the POTUS tweeting everything now.  He’s already been told the obvious: that he could take a giant step towards being “presidential” while greatly reducing the chances of shooting himself in the foot just by putting the stupid Twitter down. Permanently. Not gonna happen.

And doing it before breakfast?  He’s kidding, right? I mean, there was a moment when we thought that maybe the people around him would filter and vet his tweets.  Maybe Hope Hicks?  Someone. Then the use of Twitter might at least seem like a new tech version of real executive communications.  But first thing in the morning?  No, clearly Trump was thrashing around in a sleepless torment over how to deal with his enemies, who are many and surround him at all times. He got up and reached for his phone and blasted this out:

It’s really just too ridiculous. He’s kidding, right? Please tell me he’s kidding.

In the Bizarro world

The other day, Trump gave a very newsworthy speech to Congress. I didn’t watch the speech because I can’t stand listening to the guy, but I read about it the next day. It was apparently newsworthy not for the things he said in the speech, because, as usual, he didn’t say anything. The speech was light on policy and details, and long on slogans and self-congratulation. This is Trump as expected, so nothing newsworthy there. The best part, for me, was Trump imploring others to put aside “petty fighting”. Hilarious. Coming from a guy who has done nothing but petty fighting for years, this sage piece of presidential wisdom can only be offered in the Bizarro world.

No, it was newsworthy because Trump seemed, finally, to be “presidential”. Maybe this is the long hoped-for “pivot”, the pundits said. Maybe there really is another Trump who is actually qualified to do this job. In the Bizarro world, it is headline news when the President of the United States does not appear to be a petulant, incompetent, vulgar clown for twenty minutes.

Things that have been considered real news in the past are getting a little harder to find, but I was able to tease out a paragraph or two about the U.S. participating in the re-taking of Palmyra from ISIS. It is certainly good news to free this treasure trove of antiquities from  barbarians. But what struck me is that we are now apparently in a coalition with Russia, the Assad government, Hezbollah, and, by association, Iran. I guess it’s expected at this point that we would be in bed with the Russians, but probably most people overlooked the fact that it means being on the same team as Hezbollah, the Iranian client, as well. After all Trump’s anti-Iran rhetoric, wouldn’t you think he’d be the last guy to authorize this? Not in the Bizarro world.

Everyone knows that Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky did certain things that Clinton tried to say were not “sexual relations”.  His otherwise excellent eight years of peace-and-prosperity were just about ruined by this unfortunate parsing of words. The crime he was impeached for was not these relations, sexual or otherwise, but lying to Congress about them under oath – the greatest sin you can commit in our government.  Remember? Well, now comes Jeff Sessions who, it turns out, lied to congress  under oath about conversations he had with Russians during the campaign. He has recused himself from the Trump administration’s investigation of itself (Bizarro!), but, really, shouldn’t he resign from his position as the nation’s top law enforcement official after committing the greatest sin you can commit? Not in the Bizarro world.

Hillary Clinton also committed an unpardonable sin, for which she was investigated repeatedly  by the FBI and hauled up before congress on multiple occasions: she used a public email account while Secretary of State. It might have been hacked, her opponents howled. There might have been Top Secret info in those emails! It wasn’t and there weren’t, but  it was enough to derail her presidential aspirations. Now comes Mike Pence, who, you may remember, was one of Clinton’s harshest critics on this matter. Guess what? He also used a public email account while Governor of Indiana. And it was hacked. And there was confidential information in his emails. And he’s fighting tooth and nail in the courts to make sure the emails are not made public. Will there be any consequences for Pence? Not in the Bizarro world.

And, then there’s the beloved Kellyanne Conway. I personally do not care if she puts her shoes on the furniture in the Oval Office or anywhere else, but I just love the hypocrisy of those who condemned  Obama for doing the same. Remember?

In the Bizarro world, only one of these acts is outrageous. But, as I said, ho hum. More important is the sanctioning that Conway will or will not receive for improperly hawking Ivanka Trump’s crap while being interviewed on TV. You can’t do that, Kellyanne. The Office of Government Ethics (remember that thing Congress tried to do away with overnight a while back?) recommended disciplinary action against Conway, but, in the Bizarro world, you know how that’s gonna work, right? From the Washington Post:

Stefan C. Passantino, who handles White House ethics issues as deputy counsel to President Trump, wrote in a letter Tuesday that his office concluded Conway was speaking in a “light, offhand manner” when she touted the Ivanka Trump line during a Feb. 9 appearance on “Fox & Friends.”

In the Bizarro world, the appearance of misconduct is just fine. And the appearance of being “presidential” is just awesome.

Do not obey in advance

In the days just after the election, Timothy Snyder, the Yale history professor who writes so well about Eastern European history, observed that  “Americans are no wiser than the Europeans who saw democracy yield to fascism, Nazism or communism.”

He was worried about what a Trump presidency would do to our democratic institutions, and hoped that the lessons that should have been learned from the rise of Hitler and Stalin would keep us from repeating the same mistakes again. He offered a list of things that any citizen could do to try to resist the terrible possibilities.

All of the 20 suggestions on the list are good, but a couple stand out for me:

1. Do not obey in advance. Much of the power of authoritarianism is freely given. In times like these, individuals think ahead about what a more repressive government will want, and then start to do it without being asked. You’ve already done this, haven’t you? Stop. Anticipatory obedience teaches authorities what is possible and accelerates unfreedom.

3. Recall professional ethics. When the leaders of state set a negative example, professional commitments to just practice become much more important. It is hard to break a rule-of-law state without lawyers, and it is hard to have show trials without judges.

13. Hinder the one-party state. The parties that took over states were once something else. They exploited a historical moment to make political life impossible for their rivals. Vote in local and state elections while you can.

20. Be a patriot. The incoming president is not. Set a good example of what America means for the generations to come. They will need it.

The problem I see with the list, and why the cause is already lost,  is that it speaks only to those who both understand what is happening and think it’s a bad thing. In other words, it’s a list for people who already knew that Trump would be bad for the country. It’s the other 60 million that need to be convinced, and it just ain’t gonna happen.

Some examples:

4. When listening to politicians, distinguish certain words. Look out for the expansive use of “terrorism” and “extremism.” Be alive to the fatal notions of “exception” and “emergency.” Be angry about the treacherous use of patriotic vocabulary.

Really? There is absolutely no way the people who love to hear the man-baby finally say the words “radical Islamic terrorist” and repeat the “Make America Great Again” slogan are ever going to act on this advice. FoxNews built a commercial empire (and now a political one) by betting that their viewers couldn’t do this. That’s exactly why we’re here.

8. Believe in truth. To abandon facts is to abandon freedom. If nothing is true, then no one can criticize power, because there is no basis upon which to do so. If nothing is true, then all is spectacle. The biggest wallet pays for the most blinding lights.

Okay, Professor Snyder, I’m going to give you a bye on this because you wrote it before we learned about “Fake News” and “alternative facts.” The problem is that the Trump supporters apparently do not have the tools or the will to distinguish facts from nonsense. In the internet world, everything is just as true as everything else, and they’ve already made their choices.

9. Investigate. Figure things out for yourself. Spend more time with long articles. Subsidize investigative journalism by subscribing to print media. Realize that some of what is on your screen is there to harm you. Bookmark PropOrNot or other sites that investigate foreign propaganda pushes.

Yeah, no. Even this blog entry is too long already for most people to get through. The digital assault on our senses is so heavy that you really can’t ask people to read/study/investigate anything more -they’re already being sprayed by a fire-hose of information that they can’t sort out or interpret. (Except for a very few voracious readers and lifelong students. I’m looking at you, faithful subscribers to GOML.)

18. Be reflective if you must be armed. If you carry a weapon in public service, God bless you and keep you. But know that evils of the past involved policemen and soldiers finding themselves, one day, doing irregular things. Be ready to say no. (If you do not know what this means, contact the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum and ask about training in professional ethics.)

Too late again. The people you’re talking to here are already beyond this suggestion and have chosen to violate suggestion #1 as well: they’re obeying in advance. If you doubt it, glance at this article from yesterday’s Failing New York Times about how Immigration Agents have been set free by Trump’s tweeting, and aren’t really waiting for the courts to sort it out.

5. Be calm when the unthinkable arrives. When the terrorist attack comes, remember that all authoritarians at all times either await or plan such events in order to consolidate power. Think of the Reichstag fire. The sudden disaster that requires the end of the balance of power, the end of opposition parties, and so on, is the oldest trick in the Hitlerian book. Don’t fall for it.

We’ve talked before here about how Trump seems to be goading the bad guys into attacking us in the hopes that he can consolidate his power, marginalize the courts, and, above all, become the most up-voted, liked, favorited, highest-ratings president ever.

I almost didn’t bother including #5 here, but I wanted an excuse to  link to this other Snyder article on the Reichstag fire of 1933. If you don’t know about the fire, brush up with this article. Snyder says, “The Reichstag fire shows how quickly a modern republic can be transformed into an authoritarian regime.”

Setting the agenda

By now it should be frighteningly clear that Trump’s knowledge of history, current events, foreign policy, and just about everything else comes directly from FoxNews, which he watches religiously. Or Breitbart, if the situation requires. When asked early in the campaign what his foreign policy and military expertise was, he said “I watch the shows”.

If he sees Tucker Carlson interview some guy who wrote a book on how Sweden is dealing with problems caused by its liberal immigration laws, the next morning he gives a speech about terrorism and says “look at what’s happening last night in Sweden”.  Of course, he’s so inarticulate that this phrasing leaves plenty of room for clarification and deniability, and his surrogates must fan out the next morning to put out the fires.

If Trump sees Herman Cain on FoxNews talking about how the deficit decreased by $12 Billion in Trump’s first month vs. an increase of $200 billion in Obama’s first month, the next day the man-baby is tweeting about how the Fake News Failing New York Times isn’t covering this wondrous achievement. No point in mentioning how meaningless the statistic is and how Cain could just as easily have noted that the deficit increased under Trump.

From this piece:

Using the same logic, for example, you could claim that after four days in office Trump increased outstanding public debt by more than $10 billion, and that Obama had reduced it by $6 billion.

But there is no need for Trump to vet anything with advisers or experts, no need to think about the implications of his response, no need to moderate his interpretation or language. It was on FoxNews and that’s good enough for the man-baby. Let the tweets fly and the devil take the hindmost.

All during the Obama administration, Fox, Breitbart and other”news” outlets excoriated Obama and then Hillary Clinton for not using the words “radical Islamic terrorism” when talking about the threats we face. It was their daily mantra, meant to show how soft and misguided liberals and democrats were. Obama answered the criticism by correctly pointing out that it wouldn’t help solve the problem to use those words, and would almost surely exacerbate it.

But Fox and Breitbart are all the man-baby needs. He’s all about “radical Islamic terrorism” now. The problem is, there are people around him that know Obama was right all along, including his new National Security Adviser, H.H. McMaster. It just isn’t helpful to talk that way.

We’ll see how long McMaster lasts or whether Trump just ignores him. This much is certain: when FoxNews says it would be better to use different language, Trump will use different language.

Given the direct and almost instantaneous path from Trump’s favorite media outlets to his Twitter, can anybody seriously argue that Fox and Breitbart are not setting the national agenda at this point?

 

Well-poisoners win again

In this post from before the election, I was marveling at the willingness of Trump’s inner circle to support and tirelessly explain any idiotic half-baked bullshit that suddenly and without warning erupted from the man-baby’s twitter. From the post:

I would ask Kellyanne Conway, is there no job so vile and immoral that you wouldn’t do it for a price? If I doubled your salary and gave you the “job” of poisoning all your neighbors’ wells, would you take it? And do it with that infuriating fake smile?

When I wrote that, I didn’t really believe that anyone would actually take a job actually poisoning an actual well. Especially their very own actual well. How wrong I was.

Last week, the tiny-handed one signed legislation that would roll back the “Stream Protection Rule”,  to prevent it from “further harming coal workers and the communities that depend on them.” See, Obama, or as most apparently know him, the illegitimately-elected Kenyan Muslim devil,  thought he’d try to curtail the coal industry’s long-time practice of freely dumping their mining wastes down the hillsides of Appalachia, creating a hellish moonscape of many of the towns below. And poisoning their water.

With his characteristic impulsiveness, thoughtlessness and boasting, Trump claimed the rule had been costing “many thousands of jobs” because of the expense incurred cleaning up the mess.

This Failing New York Times editorial lays it out, but the gist is that the rule may have cost 260 mining jobs a year, but that those were offset by new jobs created to assure compliance.

It’s just an outrage, not just because it’s exactly the kind of thing you knew this idiot was going to do, but because it was done essentially out of sight as the massive clouds of chaos emanating outward from Trump at all times block the sun and the real news. There’s just no time or energy to pay attention to many of the things that we really should.

This comment on the piece hits the nail on the head,

The good news? You get to keep your job.  The bad news? Your job is going to poison your family.  Welcome to the Art Of The Deal. Maybe you should have read the book before you voted.

The fact is that the coal jobs won’t be coming back anyway, because there has been a gradual shift globally towards natural gas and the coal market has shrunk. From the editorial:

Trump might as well have been signing a decree that the whaling industry was being restored to Nantucket.

The point of today’s screed is that we got the government we deserved. Just like everyone else all over the world that stands by and lets the worst have their way.

Here’s the thing: Trump doesn’t care about the environment or jobs or abortion or immigration or anything else. The only thing he cares about is adulation, up-votes, attention, flattery, and “winning”. If there were more of those things to be had in imposing  tighter restrictions on the coal industry, that’s what he’d do.

I don’t know how it can ever happen and I’m not optimistic, but for this disastrous course we’re on to be changed, Trump must be made to believe there are more of us that will love him if he behaves differently than if he doesn’t.

Our enemy

It’s getting scarier.

I don’t see how this ends well for anyone. Even impeachment means violence in the streets and a further shredding of the fabric of our democracy. The man-baby will go down swinging, inciting the crazies directly via Twitter. We’re never going to be free of this lunatic, and the damage he causes will be permanent.

And we all know who controls the media, right?

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After he mobilizes the military to deport everyone that looks different from him, perhaps the media will be next. They should be, after all, if our tiny-handed president says they’re the enemy.

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Well, at least he’s getting the right guidance from his trusted advisers. They’ll surely put him on the right course.

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Maybe a little rest and relaxation will clear his head.

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I inherited a mess

No.  You inherited a fortune. You’re creating a mess.

Anyone who watched Trump’s “press conference” yesterday should be able to see now that the man is unhinged and almost surely ill. When I say “anyone”, I mean anyone who isn’t in some FoxNews-induced trance.

There is no question you can ask him that will be answered directly. Instead, the response will always be about his own greatness, the hugeness of his victories, the failings of his critics, or the conspiracies aligned against him. No-one who disagrees with him does so in good faith – all are lying, crooked, failing, losers, sad, fake, and so on.

Ask him what explains the rise in antisemitic incidents since the election, and he’ll answer that he’s the least antisemitic person anyone will ever meet and also the least racist. That is, if you can tease out an “answer” from the incoherent word salad he serves up. OK, we believe you – now answer the question if you would.

I can’t think of a single thing he’s ever said that wasn’t an exaggeration or distortion of the actual facts. And if you call him on one, he will insist he was right or tell you that you misunderstood, or, if absolutely necessary, say the words came from someone else. In this last resort,  his favorite locutions are some form of “A lot of people are saying…” or “This is what I’ve been told…”, etc.

In short, there is no use challenging him. You will never get a satisfactory answer and, if your words or ideas gain enough traction with others, you will be personally attacked, possibly sued, and made a sworn enemy of the lunatic fringe. Who needs it?

Of all the crazy shit he blathered about yesterday, the thing I find the most insulting is the idea that he inherited a mess. The Obama presidency, in addition to being the most ethical and scandal-free we’ve had in decades, made tremendous progress cleaning up a real inherited mess. Do you even remember the financial crisis of 2008?

Here are a few facts about the nature of the “mess” Trump has inherited.

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One of the things Trump bragged about in the presser was how well the stock market is doing since he was elected. Obama knew better than to brag about it because it could easily come back to bite you if you did, though he really did have something to brag about. But Trump’s bragging is especially funny if you remember that during the campaign he said stock prices were artificially high due to incompetent and biased Federal Reserve policy. He said Janet Yellen was “doing political things” by keeping interest rates low.

But what bothers most people, I think, is that we’re starting to realize there will be no actual governing over the next four years, only “campaigning”, by which I mean Trump ceaselessly proclaiming his greatness, denigrating others, and making up “facts” along the way.

Mar-a-Lago Situation Room

There is a highly secure “Situation Room” at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago club, where he and his aides can figure out how to respond to fast-breaking crises like North Korea test-firing a missile in the neighborhood of Japan. It’s cleverly disguised as a public dining room. So seemingly blatant breaches of security are not breaches at all, but the normal kind of activity to be expected in any highly secure area. Or something.

As should be obvious to all at this point, Trump is an insane clown who has no knowledge of how the government works, or diplomacy, or security, or, really, anything other than how to be the center of attention at all times. It’s pointless to criticize an insane clown or attempt to hold an insane clown accountable for the insane things he does because, after all, he’s insane. Also, the miasma of free-flowing insanity around the clown at all times is so dense, you couldn’t possibly pick a good starting place or even prioritize it all or try to respond to any of it in a rational manner.

This Failing New York Times piece points out that Democrats are lamenting  “the fact that the national security incident played out in public view”. “There’s no excuse for letting an international crisis play out in front of a bunch of country club members like dinner theater,” Nancy Pelosi tweeted.

In this one, the scene at the Mar-a-Lago Situation Room is described and Trump is likened to the Rodney Dangerfield character in Caddyshack: “a reckless, clownish boor surrounded by sycophants, determined to blow up all convention.”  It goes on, “But this is real life, and every time Mr. Trump strikes a pose, the rest of the world holds its breath.”

From the article:

The news conference took place after Mr. Trump held a meeting with Mr. Abe and their entourages out in the open in the club dining terrace, examining documents and talking on a commercial cellphone as guests drifted by and took photos, servers reached over the papers to deposit the entree, and Mike Flynn, his national security adviser, held up his phone, on flashlight setting, so everybody could get a good look.

It apparently never occurred to Mr. Trump, Mr. Flynn or Steve Bannon, another member of the National Security Council, who also trained his cellphone on the paperwork, that holding a cellphone camera over these documents might allow foreign adversaries and hackers to get “some pretty good pictures,” too. Cellphones aren’t allowed even in secured areas of the White House. Yet there they all were, playing Situation Room in the open air, for a random crowd in Palm Beach, Fla.

None of this surprises me, or probably anyone else, at this point. It’s Trump being Trump. And by tomorrow, we’ll be on to the next insanity and this will be tossed on the heap of scandals never to be revisited.

I just want to point out one quick thing here before we move on to God-Knows-What: when she was Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton used a private email account to send her aides information like changes to her calendar. She is therefore unqualified to be president and should be arrested, tried, convicted, and, if Trump’s “base” has anything to say about it, hanged.

Is there a double standard at work here? No, of course not. You can’t seriously compare the actions of a sane competent woman to those of an insane incompetent clown.

In other news, the fees to join the Mar-a-Lago “club” have doubled to $200,000 since Trump won the election, but he is absolutely not benefiting financially in any way from holding office. Or something.

L’état, c’est lui.

The man-baby’s hands seemed even tinier this morning.

Yesterday, a federal appeals court panel of three judges unanimously refused to reinstate Trump’s executive order  banning travel from seven Muslim countries.  The bleating and tweeting began immediately.

Trump quite clearly does not understand our tripartite system of government and the separation of powers it requires. He does not recognize the authority of any person or institution to  question his “mandate” or even his judgement as President/Emperor/King.

Anyone who dares question him obviously has “political” motives.

All I can say here is that I really hope this does go to the Supreme Court and that they unanimously uphold the appeals court. Any other result certainly will be evidence of politics destroying our system.

In recent days, we have seen that we can’t rely on the republican congress to assert its own power, independence or integrity (ha!). The approving of all Trump’s cabinet picks so far, as preposterously unqualified and inappropriate as they may be, shows this clearly.

The press has been neutralized, including, and perhaps especially, the newspaper of record, the Failing New York Times.

There’s really nothing left between us and idiocracy but the courts. Maybe a supreme court decision defining the limits of presidential power, or, as everyone would certainly refer to it, “a rebuke”, would stem the awful tide of Trump’s bullying.

See you in court.

“Trump Lashes Out”

Google it.

The man-baby is always lashing out. If you google it today, you’ll find a few new “lashing out” stories on the first page. This is just the lashing out of one day.

First, he “lashed out” at Nordstom department store for dropping Ivanka’s line of whatever the fuck she has a line of. Really, didn’t we just hear about how he was going leave the running of all the family’s businesses to his kids? See, he didn’t have to divest any of his holdings because there would be no conflicts of interest as long as the kids took care of all the business. He’d stay completely out of it.

Apart from the conflicts of interest, though, there is the issue of using the bully pulpit to attack or praise individual businesses based on whether he thinks they support him enough. It’s an entirely new thing for a president to be doing. Trump has praised L.L. Bean (board members contributed to him), caused some firings at Wynn casinos (someone said something about Melania), has continued to criticize “Celebrity Apprentice” after promising not to (Schwarzenegger didn’t support him), and on and on and on. Anyway, let’s all go on a shopping spree at Nordstrom today.

Then there’s the story of Trump “lashing out” at Senator Richard Blumenthal, who revealed that the man-baby’s Supreme Court pick, Neil Gorsuch, said Trump’s war on the judiciary was disheartening and demoralizing. This one’s kind of funny not just because it’s a great example of Trump shooting the messenger, but because this particular lashing was attacking Blumenthal for misrepresenting his Viet Nam service (Trump was a draft dodger).

Then there’s the link to Trump “lashing out” against the judge who ruled against his Muslim travel ban. You know, the “so-called” judge that was appointed by W. At least he didn’t accuse this one of being a “Mexican”.

If you go past the first page of search results, you’ll find links to Trump lashing out at Vanity Fair because they published a negative review of his restaurant, Trump lashing out at John Lewis, lashing out at “professional anarchists” who joined protest against him, lashing out at the Failing New York Times, CBS,  and even FoxNews for suggesting Steve Bannon is calling the shots, lashing out at the Australian P.M. in a phone call, etc., etc. etc.

One that didn’t make the list today, but should be there by tomorrow is Trump lashing out at McCain for questioning the “success” of the Yemen raid.

As Trump himself has told us, he’s the best at many things. But when it comes to lashing out, no one even comes close.

So unifying. So presidential. So insane.

Rule 19: Democrats can’t speak

I was starting to feel like Nostradamus the other day, when I looked back at my inauguration day post. I made a bunch of predictions about the coming Trump administration, including,

“Polls will be discredited when unfavorable, and embraced when supportive.”

“From here, there will be only pre-approved interpretations of events, statistics, economic indicators, battlefield successes or failures, climate change, science.”

Two days ago, your president tweeted:

And today, Yemen withdrew permission for any further U.S. anti-terror ground missions because of the recent raid that produced civilian casualties that outraged Yemenis, while the man-baby is repeating that it was a great success.

The thing is, it’s all happening so fast that it doesn’t really feel like “predicting” anymore. Trump is seizing all power by discrediting, mocking, and attacking all who disagree or criticize. And I’m not talking about Meryl Streep or Alec Baldwin here. And I’m not talking about all the incendiary nonsense of the campaign.

I’m talking about the things he’s said and done in his three weeks of being president. I’m talking about his war against the other branches of our own government,  and against other governments.

When Trump referred to Judge James L. Robart, a Bush appointee who ruled against his Muslim travel ban,  as a “so-called judge”, it was actually shocking to me to see the judiciary discredited in such a manner. In a tweet, of course. From the President of the United States.

I started to compose a few paragraphs of outrage but then I couldn’t figure out how to begin or how to place it in context. It wasn’t the beginning of anything and there isn’t any rational context. It wasn’t an isolated incident. It wasn’t something that was so out of character and unexpected that we all had to stop and debate about it.

No, it was just another drop of venom-flecked spittle in a continuous fire-hose of venom-flecked spittle that has blasted from this insane clown and his posse for a couple of years now.

As president, Trump has railed against our free press (of course), our independent judiciary, the loyal opposition in congress (meaning even Republicans who dare take a step back), our intelligence agencies, corporate leaders, our treaty partners, our historic allies, and everyone else who might serve as a check or a balance or even a headwind to the power he wants to consolidate as president.

And it’s not just those in positions to oppose him now, but also those who might dare to oppose him in the future. The absurd Kellyanne Conway felt obligated to tweet (!) on behalf of the administration against Chelsea Clinton, of all people, who had said something about Conway’s invented “Bowling Green Massacre” .

Why respond at all? Why dredge up some ancient “lie” that Chelsea’s mother once told? And the idea that “you” lost the election is telling. Chelsea Clinton didn’t lose the election any more than Barron Trump won it. But, see, Trump can’t stop campaigning against his enemies, even after victory, and needs to throw red meat to his “base”. Chelsea Clinton might run for something some day. But the main idea is that those who “lost” have no right to speak now.

Yesterday, the latest, and really most disheartening, thing was added to the mix. That ever-so-American American, Mitch McConnell, invoked the obscure Rule 19, to stop Elizabeth Warren from reading into the record her objections to the nomination of Jeff Sessions for Attorney General.

Warren was reading a letter from Coretta Scott King that called Sessions a racist, and one from the late Ted Kennedy saying he was a  “disgrace to the Justice Department.” McConnell invoked Rule 19 to silence her. The rule says senators may not “directly or indirectly, by any form of words impute to another Senator or to other Senators any conduct or motive unworthy or unbecoming a Senator.”

When you think of what’s coming out of the Oval Office now, this move and this rationale are just unbelievable. And that congress would so quickly and completely submit to and abet Trump’s crazy desire for all power and zero criticism makes no sense to me. Don’t they want any power for themselves?

For months, I was reassuring myself that Trump would get a rude awakening when he found out that being President was not the same as being Emperor. What fun it would be to see his face when congress pushed back or the courts ruled against him.

But the joke is on us. All hail His Imperial Majesty, Donald J. Trump.

An ignorant piece of work

I’m often struck by how much more people in other parts of the world know about what’s going on here than we do ourselves. And how seriously they take the blatherings and tantrums of President Man-baby, while we, here in the U.S.,  are becoming inured to them.

Want to know how we’re doing in Australia? A good friend of the blog in Melbourne emailed us his thoughts under the subject heading, “An ignorant piece of work”:

Stewie,

Your President is clearly an ignorant piece of work. His real weakness however is arrogance. He seems to think Allies and others will do what ever he wants them to do, i.e. what ever suits him politically. He has no concept of respect and give and take in a relationship. I would have said it would be hard to disrupt the Aust / US alliance especially with a Liberal (rightish) govt here. But he has done that already. 

Most Australians viewed his election with some amusement – happy to see a country that is weirder than us and makes for interesting newspaper reading. He never had much support here but now he would have a popularity rating of way less than 20%. I don’t suggest he try and visit here anytime soon – there would be large and active demonstrations. There would certainly be very little respect. Even the far right that were all over his win have disappeared – no mileage in being associated with him. The Govt had been taking a fairly conciliatory line to things up to now. “The American alliance is an enduring one and we will work respectfully with whoever the American people chose” sort of thing. Now I hear people ask “why would I go to the US for a holiday?”. All he has managed to do is drive people away and make it politically difficult for our govt to support the US in anything. So when they need support he will have to give back way more than he will want. And our Prime Minister was a pretty successful business man and has a healthy ego so he is going to give as good as he gets. The satire on TV here makes Saturday night live look tame!

The Government here has a 1 seat majority in a 144 seat House of representatives and a minority in the Senate. And its polls are not great. The opposition is a real disciplined opposition looking for any opportunity to have a go.

So the real issue for the US is its become exceptionally hard, if not impossible, politically for the Australian Government to support the US in anything substantive. China is already our major trading partner and there has been a long held view, and a slow reality, that we need to be much closer to Asia and especially China. Turnbull (not Trumball!) has everything to lose by standing up for the US.

I would have thought someone would have briefed the US president on these fairly basic facts before he gets cranky on a call and then has it leaked to show how tough he is!

Binyamin Appelbaum of the Failing New York Times, @BCAppelbaum, made this great map showing the countries Trump has pissed off in his first two weeks. Don’t want to think about what it might look like four years from now. If we’re still here, that is.

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Tweeting towards Bethlehem

Three weeks ago, #Trump told us his health care plan was just about ready –  “all but finished”, he said. “It’s very much formulated down to the final strokes. We haven’t put it in quite yet but we’re going to be doing it soon. We will have insurance for everybody. It will be in a much simplified form. Much less expensive and much better and much lower deductibles”.

Sounds great, man-baby!

It all came as a big surprise to Republicans in congress. They hadn’t heard word one about it, apparently. Not to worry, though. We’ve forgotten all about it now. Three weeks ago is the paleolithic era in the sped-up world of the man-baby. Promises, accusations, recriminations, Executive Orders, feuds – they all fly by at the speed of Twitter and are immediately lost in the ether, replaced by some new craziness.

Does anybody really care? Does anybody expect the “truth”? Will anybody ever hold him to any of it? No, no, and no way.

Did a health care plan even exist, other than in his own imagination? Who can say. Remember, in his “Birther” heyday in 2011 he said with complete sincerity and conviction that he had investigators in Hawaii that had found unbelievable evidence regarding Obama’s real origins. “They cannot believe what they are finding”,  he said on TV.  He’d reveal it all in a couple of days, he said.

He never revealed anything. “They” found nothing because there was nothing to find and because “they” didn’t exist, any more than the P.R. man “John Miller” did. It’s hard to know whether it’s all “lying” or something else. Does a delusional person “lie”?

Anyway, I started writing this because I was reading about our recent “successful” raid in Yemen, where a Seal Team 6 member was killed and three were injured, where civilians including some children were killed, and where we purposely abandoned a $75 million aircraft.  Mind you, I read about it in the “failing New York Times” so it’s “fake news” to begin with.

But the man-baby tells us it was a success, so it I guess it was. From the article:

Mr. Trump on Sunday hailed his first counterterrorism operation as a success, claiming the commandos captured “important intelligence that will assist the U.S. in preventing terrorism against its citizens and people around the world.”

“Important intelligence” sounds good, maybe even better than his health care plan or his birther evidence. Maybe he’ll tell us what it is soon. Or maybe we’ll forget all about it after a few more crazy tweets.

Here are some candidates from this morning:

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Shake, stir, fire. Repeat

It’s getting worse.

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Remember when the Republicans criticized Obama for not “working with them” (as if that was possible!), not compromising, and doing things on his own? Those were the good old days.

The man-baby isn’t going to work with anyone, not even Republicans. He stirs up his base and looks for fights. What he loves more than anything else is fighting – he constantly pokes his finger in the eyes of his “opponents”, i.e. anyone who doesn’t march in lockstep behind him. Obviously, ridiculing and intimidating critics is not a strategy meant to win people to your cause. It’s a strategy meant to silence any form of dissent and consolidate power.

Less than two weeks in and it’s getting scary.

According to Press Secretary Sean Spicer, “career bureaucrats”, like acting Attorney General Sally Yates, “should either get with the program or they can go.”  She’s fired.

And, for Trump, it’s not enough just to fire someone who disagrees with you. In the corporate world, you thank someone for their service, make up some bullshit about how they want to spend more time with their family, give them a nice letter of recommendation, and walk them to the door. In Trump’s world, you use the office of the presidency to call them a traitor in the hopes that their lives will be made miserable forever and that no further criticism from them will be possible.

It’s fascinating to watch the people around Trump regrouping and doubling down every day. I just can’t decide who the biggest problem is here. I mean, apart from Trump himself. Some are just enabling him by nodding, some are whispering new craziness in his ear, and some clearly have no courage and no soul. There are quite a few to choose from. You tell me.

Check out our previous thoughts on Trump’s love of firing.

Oh, and now you can follow @StewieGeneris on Twitter.

Conflicts, shmonflicts

Many have noted that Trump’s wild flurry of executive orders and personnel changes is actually the implementation of every nutty thing he promised during the campaign. He’s fulfilling his mandate and doing the things he said he’d do, we’re told. Only a lot faster and more recklessly than anyone had imagined.

So no one should be surprised about the “Extreme Vetting” travel ban on people from seven predominantly Muslim countries. This is something he campaigned on heavily from the beginning. “Something’s going on” he said more than a year ago, and he vowed to prevent Muslims from entering the country “until we figure it out”.

On Trump’s web site in December, 2015, he states his intention of curtailing Muslim immigration.

“…it is obvious to anybody the hatred is beyond comprehension. Where this hatred comes from and why we will have to determine. Until we are able to determine and understand this problem and the dangerous threat it poses, our country cannot be the victims of horrendous attacks by people that believe only in Jihad, and have no sense of reason or respect for human life. If I win the election for President, we are going to Make America Great Again”

His supporters loved this fresh new talk after years of FoxNews criticizing Obama for refusing to say the words “radical Islam”.

And he’s never deviated from the intent or the specific language. “I am establishing new vetting measures to keep radical Islamic terrorists out of the United States of America,” Trump said during the signing at the Pentagon after the swearing-in of Defense Secretary James Mattis. “We don’t want them here.”

But after all this explicit talk and action about keeping Muslims out, the Trump team is walking it all back a bit. There was so much outrage and chaos resulting from the ban, and so much criticism from even some of his own supporters, that they felt it was necessary to now explain that the ban wasn’t about religion at all. See, there are several Muslim countries not affected by the ban, so the critics are just full of it and creating fake news.

Here’s a map showing countries affected by the ban.

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As everyone knows, Saudi Arabia is the beating heart of “radical Islam”. Apart from being the location of the holiest sites in Islam, Mecca and Medina, it’s where the poisonous Wahhabi orthodoxy was born and allowed to flourish. It’s where almost all of the 9/11 hijackers came from. You’d think Saudi would be number one on the extreme vetting priorities list.

The usual explanation here is that our oil interests override our security interests, and the Saudi Royals are actually our allies in the fight against terrorism (some allies!), since Al Qaeda regards them as apostates and the ultimate obstacle to establishing their “caliphate”.

But in the Trump era, none of that matters. What matters is where Trump’s business interests are.  What’s notable about the big Muslim countries not affected by the ban is that Trump has business interests in all of them, and no interests in the seven countries affected.

In Saudi Arabia, Trump has several LLCs, according to his most recent financial filings (four of nine have apparently been closed) , and two in Egypt. Also omitted from the list are Turkey, India, and the Philippines, all countries where Trump has businesses. Same with the U.A.E. where Trump’s name is on a golf course and residential developments.

People are completely sick of Trump already. His approval ratings, according to Gallup, dropped eight points in his first week in office.

When the inevitable impeachment proceedings finally begin, they will focus on these conflicts of interest and others. The fact that Trump is manifestly unfit for office by temperament, qualifications, experience, and mental health are the underlying causes, of course, but it will be the conflicts of interest that bring him down in the end.

Just as Trump was unable to “pivot” from being a candidate to a president, he is also unable to change from being a businessman to an elected representative. To him, the business of America is just another profit center for the Trump  organization. He just doesn’t get it.

 

 

Extreme vetting for armed toddlers

Just keepin’ it real: in America, you are ten times more likely to be shot by an armed toddler than by an illegal Islamic jihadist immigrant.

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At 4:42 P.M. yesterday, your president signed one of his beloved executive orders. This one prevented all refugees from entering the U.S. for 120 days, barred Syrian refugees indefinitely, and blocked entry into the United States for 90 days for citizens of seven predominantly Muslim countries: Iran, Iraq, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, Syria and Yemen. Green card holders from those countries would also be denied re-entry pending a case-by-case review.

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J.F.K. Airport

At international airports,  hundreds of people who had unknowingly boarded their planes hours earlier were denied entry to the U.S. on landing. Families were separated, people with legitimate and important business we’re placed in custody. Demonstrations erupted and lawsuits were filed. The Department of Home Security issued statements. Judges issued temporary rulings. No one really understands what it all means at this point.

Well done, man-baby. Your insatiable desire to be the center of attention and to see your name on every media outlet all day every day has been satiated for a couple of hours. You have given the giant snow-globe we all now live in a vigorous shake, and you can rest for a while while others float about and try to regain control of their lives.

Chaos,  the essential ichor without which the man-baby cannot function,  is abundant for now. How, exactly, making everyone in the world hate us more every day will result in increased safety for Americans at home and abroad is anyone’s guess.

Watching the coverage on MSNBC, one got the idea that there might be riots in the streets and that perhaps impeachment was possible by the end of the day. If you flipped over to FoxNews, however, you would be unaware of the crises – they just weren’t covering it.

In any case, the president will do what he wants. Those closest to him know him to be an honorable, wise, intelligent, prudent guardian of American values. They love him unconditionally, and trust him to do what’s best for all of us. If you doubt it, just watch this short clip to glimpse the devotion.

Disappointing, predictable

So the first few days of the Trump administration are in the books and it’s pretty much what we knew it would be.

In meeting with lawmakers, he repeated the preposterous nonsense, or, if you prefer, “lie”, that he actually won the popular vote, and that it only seems like he didn’t because of the millions of illegal immigrants who voted for Hillary.

Sean Spicer, the new press Secretary, had a couple of meetings with the press that gave us a pretty clear indication of how it’s going to be. In the first, he asserted that the crowds for Trump’s inauguration had been the biggest ever (more preposterous nonsense) and, gave us a clear indication of Trump’s highest priority: constant affirmation of his popularity, legitimacy, and greatness. Who beside the man-baby really cares about the size of the crowd?

The second Spicer performance was the first actual “press briefing” (full summary here). It was notable for some revelations about how we’re ready to fight in the South China Sea, how we’ll be working with Russia in Syria, how they’re actually serious about moving the embassy in Israel to Jerusalem (not just posturing like everyone before them), and so on.

It was also notable for who he called on and in what order. Tradition requires the first question to go to the Associated Press, seated in the front row, center. But it didn’t. The first question went to the New York Post, a Murdoch-owned tabloid of little journalistic repute. The New York Times was finally called on at the end of the session. In other words, screw protocol, it’s my way or the highway. CNN better shape up or suffer the consequences.

Spicer also basically stuck to his guns about the crowd sizes. He said the unfair coverage of Trump in the press was “demoralizing”. Actually it’s the fair coverage of who Trump is and what he says that’s demoralizing, but never mind.

Where’s the fantastic Trump health plan that was “almost ready” last week? No one actually believed there was a health plan (there wasn’t), so we’ve moved on from that, apparently.

The first few days of Trump included no softening or reconciliation for those he trashed and railed against during the campaign.  No indication that he understands the campaign is over and he is now president of all of us, not just his Twitter followers. It’s as if he’s starting his re-election campaign now by hardening the appeals to his base. Make America Even Greater in 2020.

There was plenty of repetition of the “America First” slogan in the first few days. Not only is Trump now the president of all of us, he is, in a very real sense, now the President of the World. But just as he doesn’t care what the Americans who didn’t vote for him think, he also doesn’t care what the concerns of others around the world might be.

It might be fun to revisit the political cartoons from around the world that we collected before the election. But, to get an idea of what some of our friends think of Trump now, check out this Dutch video, made in the Trump style so as to better resonate with him:

Dignity, always dignity

This Business Insider article says that Trump is setting the bar too high for himself. They say that by promising too much in the way of Making America Great, he sets himself up for failure if he doesn’t deliver. In his inauguration speech, he says, for example, “This American carnage stops right here and stops right now”, and Business Insider asks, what if it doesn’t?

They miss an obvious point about the man-baby, and one they’ve actually made themselves. In this article they describe how Trump lives on the 68th floor of a 58-floor building. See, he thought it would have more value if it was ten floors taller, so he just added them in the brochures. It was a lot cheaper and faster to do it that way than to actually build the ten missing floors. Or to simply state the obvious that you’ve gone and built a 58-floor building.

The point is, that if the carnage doesn’t end, whatever that means, the man-baby will simply assert that it has. This is how he will Make America Great.

It’s getting harder to remember who Trump is amidst all the promises of who he will be, what he’s actually done in his life versus what he says he will now do, the reality of his lies and amorality  when the fantasy of strength and courage has been projected on him so relentlessly. And he is, after all, now the 45th President of the United States. I’d like to forget it all, too.

I’ll just light one candle in the immense darkness here for old times’ sake.

Dignity: Donald Trump bodyslams, beats and shaves Vince McMahon at Wrestlemania XXIII.

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Morality: Donald Trump was forced to sell the Miss Universe Organization – which also includes sister scholarship programs Miss USA and Miss Teen USA – in 2015 after his incendiary comments about Mexicans drove away broadcasters NBC and Univision. Trump owned the pageant for nearly two decades, during which time he would have had the opportunity to come into contact with nearly 4,000 beauty queens.

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Service: Trump’s Atlantic City bankruptcies explained.

Leadership: Trump University delivers. Not.

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Honesty: Trump has been involved in some 4000 lawsuits in his 30-year career, at least 75 of which are still open as his term in office begins. Nothing like this has ever happened before.

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Transparency: the Make America Great mugs are made in China.

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Confidence: Trump poses as his own P.R. guy. You can’t make this stuff up.

I could go on about the Trump Shuttle,  Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka, and more, but I’m running out of pixels.  Here’s the complete list of all Trump’s business failures, for the curious.

Can we see your Tax Returns? Nope.

Will you be divesting potential conflicts of interest? Don’t have to.

Can we at least see a real medical report, because, uh, maybe you’re clinically insane? Let me think. No.

But at least the long national nightmare of peace and prosperity that was the Obama administration has come to an end. America will be made great again.

Also sprach the man-baby

“I can be more presidential than anybody. Other than the great Abe Lincoln – he was very presidential.”


Trump spoke these words in March, after winning the Michigan Republican Primary. He was responding to questions about his behavior during the campaign: his coarseness, his preference for personal attacks, his name-calling and so on.  He and his surrogates repeated the sentiment often during the campaign, even as the field thinned out. Trump never showed the slightest inclination to change the tone of the meanest campaign ever run.

When he finally won the  nomination, we were told things would certainly be different from that point on. He would compete against Hillary Clinton on the issues. All the personal attacks, crazy accusations, threats, and venom would recede. He would “pivot”, meaning he would transform into a more suitable version of a likely nominee and turn  his attention away from his hard-core base of loyalists in order to win over the broader general electorate.

But it never happened. He was the same. Worse, even. Some expressions of dismay from various quarters, just to show I’m not making it up:

http://www.salon.com/2016/11/08/donald-trumps-campaign-and-the-media-are-still-wondering-when-hell-pivot-to-the-general-election/

https://heatst.com/politics/watch-republicans-keep-insisting-donald-trump-will-start-acting-more-presidential-but-he-wont/

http://www.weeklystandard.com/trumps-pivot-to-normality-isnt-coming/article/2003599

Well, he won the election without pivoting. I guess he felt he still needed to be the combative man-baby to win and maybe he was right.

Now, he’s president-elect, and this week he’ll be president. He doesn’t need to pick fights with people who don’t like him, particularly when you realize he’ll be inaugurated with the lowest approval rating of anyone since they started keeping track. That’s a lot of fight-picking.

https://qz.com/885286/presidential-inauguration-donald-trump-has-the-lowest-approval-ratings-of-any-president-elect-in-recent-history/

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This week he picked fights with several people, just to keep in fighting trim I suppose. Meryl Streep, John Lewis, NATO,  and Angela Merkel were among his targets.

The Lewis fight is particularly appalling. There is no upside for Trump in this, and there is certainly no upside for America. Trump rallied his 60 million against Lewis, who had said Trump wasn’t a legitimate president, given the Russian interference. They said things like, “He did something 50 years ago – so what!” Well what he did 50 years ago was literally put his life on the line for other people and a cause he believed in. What Trump did 50 years ago, conversely, was dodge the draft, acting, as always, for himself and risking nothing.

Or they said, “he’s a poor congressman – his district is in terrible shape”. Lewis represents most of Atlanta, which in Lewis’ thirty years of representation, has done very well. But that’s not the point. Whether you want to argue with Lewis’ talents or record as a congressman or not, you can’t argue that, in the same thirty year period, Trump represented anyone but himself.  In fact, he has never held any public office or even played any private role representing the cause of anyone else.

Our next president, who has made a career of selfishness, is criticizing someone who has made a career of selflessness.

Why does he do it still? There are two possible explanations, and you’re not going to like either of them.

The first is that when he tweets, he is not tweeting at you and me. He doesn’t care that we’ll be outraged. He doesn’t care what we think at all. He is tweeting to the 60 million that voted for him and they absolutely love the fights he picks. Of course, it makes no sense at this point, since they already have the president they want and that’s that. From here on, Trump will be the President of those who “up-vote” him. This is not good for the rest of America, and absolutely horrible for the rest of the world.

The second explanation is that all this fighting is not a choice he’s making.  He can’t help himself. He is who he is. There are not “two Trumps“.  This is not good for anyone, either. And the rest of the world knows it better than we do.

These last four links were all to my own musings on the subject. I’m repeating myself. I can’t help it. I blog to those who up-vote me. I am who I am. Also sprach Stewie Generis.